Destroy The Godmodder

I claim two +1

Tower:2/???+1

Tori: 3/27(my charge)

book of magi-babble: 2/???+1

I continue fleeing the waves of the apocalypse rippling across the land. I hide in the nether from the coming destruction! and cast a low level !MAGIK! on the eldritch page.-2 charge of the book.

The eldritch lore shivers with energies not of this world! it generates its own energy! +3 action points for those that dare to claim it.

55/???, 36/400, On hoLd: 31/40

I attack the Cultists with my Emerald Nova.

3+1s

75/100,, 75/500,

I drop a lampshade on Dimentio

note: Okay, since this is the round Dimentio dies, feel free to unleash the screwy charges I asked you to postpone.

@troll: Just idle speculation, but english isn't your first language is it? @wyld: Okay, 1000 health for each limb (head and torso counted as limbs), with the way the white belts are described, 3 will probably work. +3 will be adding prowess only? So all the tori have 6000 health total, regardless of level? Okay, then that sounds about good, but you'll have to tell me how many belts up from white they are when you begin charging them, and what sort of capabilities they have so I can come up with power levels and make any necessary charge time tweaks.

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Ichigo sends his warlocks off on an emergency rescue mission, trying to mitigate damage as much as possible, he then turns around and blasts Dimentio with the destroyer gun, the cultists fail to act in time, being too distracted by thanos smashing them up. 12500 damage to Dimentio. Zbse comes out of the book, and then begins screaming, 9 cultists are destroyed by the screaming, Bob is sucked into the book and dies. Troll, having rebuilt Freddy Fazbear, summons him to the field once more. Troll performs an atmospheric goomba stomp, dealing 10000 damage to Dimentio. Fractured looks around, realizing the true extent of Dimentio's destructive capabilities, then slams a massively empowered fist into dimentio, dealing 7500 damage. Ichigo equips his brand new mace, and slams it into dimentio, dealing 8000 damage, but he comes out, and discovers that the mace has lost 25% integrity due to close proximity to such a powerful paradox. Troll attempts to Valve Time the paradox burst, but alas, even Valve does not have the capabilities to slow such great power.

Tabbune fires at dimentio again, dealing 15000 damage. Wyld throws a link to an eldritch abomination toward Dimentio, and the massive beast clambers out, and begins to attack dimentio, but wears away quickly, retreating after dealing only 15000 damage. h2o roundhouse kicks Dimentio, dealing 4000 damage. The ACNTT accidentally mistakes him for Chuck Norris though and blows him out of the sky, dealing 20000 damage to Dimentio through wind shear. Tabbune attempts to give out a mass attack boost, but due to the big power being thrown around, it doesn't end up amounting to anything noticeable. Surt runs up to detonate a nuke near dimentio, but the nuke goes of early, failing the attack. The Gae Bolg blasts through 20 cultists, and then deals 25000 damage to Dimentio. h2o casts nukega on Dimentio, but it also goes off early, however, being a much more powerful version of nuke, it still deals 5000 damage. Zbse quickly runs out to help the injured denizens of tvtropes, there is much to do, but perhaps...

jondanger grabs a massive tree, and bashes dimentio, dealing 7500 damage. Fseftr sends many of the cultists on their own personal space joyride. However, he forgot the life support, fortunately, the dark carnival cultists don't need life support! Suddenly, /Q/ hits the field. /Q/ attacks the nearest entity, but due to zbse's logic bomb, the nearest entity happens to be itself, so /Q/ spends the round beating itself up. Ichigo smashes the mace of Molag Bal into /Q/, another bad idea, as the chaos deals 20% damage to the mace's integrity. Surt swings a sword made entirely of corrosive acid, dealing 10000 damage to Dimentio. Wyld runs to hide in the nether, but opens the portal, and finds to his dismay that the nether has been hit just as hard... in fact, harder! Dimentio is more firmly located in Godcraft, and therefore Minecraft, so the Nether is actually closer to the epicenter than you guys are. Tabbune fires on the cultists, killing off the last of them. Then fseftr drops a lampshade on Dimentio. Which lampshade? Power scale not to scale (even if it isn't a trope yet, it should be) dealing 35000 damage.

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End of Turn Battle

Everyone pitches in to attack, everyone charges up, but suddenly, as fseftr lands the lampshade... the Godcraft damage hits. Dimentio shrieks, and writhes in the air... And then, without so much as a whisper, he fades. The paradox energy goes with him, and the mad chorus of laughter as well. The chaos heart lands in godcraft, but fseftr, to his great surprise and benefit, catches Oblivion's Destroyer as it falls from the sky.

Everyone is too busy heaving sighs of relief to attack, except the godmodder, who is too busy dealing with the aftershocks of that whole dimentio thing, which have dealt 5 damage to him. Eric looks to everyone else. Thank you for your help, I'm sorry I wasn't of much use here, but I'm feeling too well, I'm rather fatigued from certain... Well, I shouldn't bore you with the details. Then he looks at his info display. gorilla I'm sorry, I have to go. now. And with that, Eric is gone. It seems he took Broken Anachronism with him.

And all across tvtropes, people cried and rejoiced, as the end had been postponed once more. The forces of evil still plotted, and the forces of good would still have to fight them, but at least this fight would continue to another day... Probably.

finally. took gorilla long enoug)(. we're FINALLY )(ere.

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‘’’Battlefield:’’’

Godmodder: Hp: 55/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 747500/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 153000/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 285200/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

/Q/ [H]: Hp: ???

F.W.F [AG]: Integrity: 100%

Thanos [AG]: Hp: 23000/250000

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 100%

fseftr: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 3/5, Mace of Molag Bal [A]: Integrity: 55%

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

edited 1st Oct '14 6:58:22 PM by pionoplayer

/Q/ immediatly attacks zbse in retalation for the logic bomb, by crushing him under a pile of helix fossils.

The F.W.F fires its Fazz Cannon at /Q/, but the blast is redirected at a random player.

26/100 mechs, gonna need a mech...

1/??? /Q/'s presence, has attracted another indiveiual.

Something fazes into existace behind the Godmodder... "DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?" The Spybot backstabs the Godmodder (rember the carrier tank you told me to hold off on? Its active now)

Carrer tank integrity:100%

The carrier tank releases a Super Scout (1250 hp) wich bum rushes the Godmodder, intent on detonating the bomb its carrying. (And yes, im useing the actual stats from the tf2 wiki)

I steel my resolve, and divide the Godmodder by zero.

Thre plus ones, use em

@piono, no, more of a lack of fine moter control, dyslexia, and a touchscreen keybotdard that wont calibrate propoly

Tori stats: first dan black belt is 8 belts above white. It has intermediate level claiyvoyance. Fighting styles of the Tori will vary depending on type.

(and yeah the belt level only determines skill, their only 'special abilities' are techniques and some of these techniques are self destructive, such as throwing your own hand, or the fairly usless head i could send some youtube links on what the 'toris' can do, but ive tried and fialed to use the commands for them.)

This tori is a Footmod. Footmod's can run with the required skill, jump, and have standard durability. They use a mix of the big tori classes which are : Akido(relying on grips and tight manuvers, these toris drive there aopponents to the ground. they have trouble moving from point a to b but woe to the poor soul who gets cuaght in their grip. bonus to durability.)

Mushu(jumper class unit relying on kicks that do massive damage, and have been known to tear enemies to shreds with their kicks. but they are fragile and cannot take as many hits as standard tori, and can only move via showy jumps. +speed +damage -durability)

Boxer(deals large hits and moves fairly quickly, but is unable to grab the opponenet. a punch from one of these guys can shatter bones.)

(there are many tori classes, but after these major ones they are mostly altered Either via armed Weapon class tori's, which all vary in ther abilities based on the weapon, or toris that do not reselmbe humanas due to their changes.)

Most tori's are skilled in the art of using fallen comrades, and pieces of themselves in battle with devistateing results. true masters of the art are capable of tearing off their own hand, and throwing it at speeds that few natrural things match. They have also been known to attempt to use their OTHER arm as a club when one is dismembered. bewary: dismembered body parts can move autonomously. it has been known for a leg sitting on the ground, sensing an oppurtinity via clairvoyance to leap into the air and kick, attempting (usually failing, due to this form of clairvoyance only being able to determine the damage it would cuase, but knowing how to make contact given their curent positions if possible.

5/27(tori)(plus my charge)

3/???(Dumping charges of the tower into the spell book, which can in turn dump its charges into other things, but dumping those charges into something is a standard action, so they cannot be used straight away...)

I sigh in releif. The world is (slightly) more in balance, and im still nuetral. my intense nuetrality generates charges for any to use. I duck into cover and meditate, preparing to build an army to make sure i never have to fear the battle field again.

A low level tori beating up a training uke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv7FUJSwYEs

as a contrast, tblack belts beating up bdummies amoung other things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEt6siHN-2w

observe two white belt footmod tori as they use eachother to train. their rules during training: any part of you ouching the ground other than heands or feet is a loss and they start again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEt6siHN-2w

(sorry if you cant use these links but they are mere examples. One ability black belts posses: the boom punch. a one shot ability that generally breaks their arm, but the opponent... it booms.

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I shake under the pile of helix fossils. They suddenly explode as a bloodstained hand grabs /Q/ and explodes it into oblivion, taking the other arm with it.

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After giving the Mace of Molag Bal to Fractured Mancer, I fire my RPG at the Dalek Mothership.

Thanos tackles /Q/ and engages it in a fistfight.

Cannon: 20/30

Orbital Strike: 2/22

Have 3 +1s on the house.

edited 2nd Oct '14 12:15:32 PM by IchigoMontoya

I relax for a bit, before remembering about the Dalek/Cyberman army. I don't do anything this time, except for watch the three ships warily.

Conqueror [12/200]

Flagship [154/155] (Wyld, Ichigo)

Here, have 3 charges.

When the dust from zbse, attack cleas /Q/ is standing there, unamused. Just before thanos takles /Q/, he switches places with zbse, still sore about the logic bomb, and snaps his talons, turning a random attack into a potato. /Q/ seems to be growing slightly more viscoius with every attack on him...

Meanwhile, the F.W.F fires the Fazz Cannon at the Godmoodder.

The carier unleases a wave of 20 scoutbots, each with 125 hp, that then swarm the Godmodder, and either shoot him, try to cave his head in with a bat, or kamakazi him while carrying the bomb

29/100

2/???

I force the Godmodder to comprehend the entirerty of /B/, AT ONCE. While laughing like a maniac.

3 plus ones, use em

edited 2nd Oct '14 12:14:30 AM by trollllort

   38/20   

3 waves of patapon, 1 wave at a time!

KNOW THY ENEMY (for this round)

Yaripons: Average Stats,nothing special.

Yumipons: Low Health and Pathetic Damage but attack 3 times

Tatepons: High Health, Low damage. Protect the other Patapon with their shields.

For this wave, there are 3 Yaripon, 3 Yumipon, and 3 Tatepon!

Each Individual Patapon has low stats, but rely on the tactic of Zerg Rushing.

I offer /Q/ the "fainted" corpse of the False Prophet.

40/50: DO YOU SEE IT?

3 +1s.

Hey troll, looks like you're not the only one who summoned Grey Mann's Mercbots, as waaaay earlier i actually summoned Sergeant Crits

edited 2nd Oct '14 1:08:39 PM by h2obox

Finally… that monstrosity is down.

56/56: I unleash a massive one-shot attack at the Dalek Mothership

36/400

On hold: 31/40

I attack the Papall mainframe with my Emerald Nova, and overload it.

3+1s

edited 2nd Oct '14 6:08:20 AM by Tabbune

Huzzah, I return!

Kunkka: 59/60 Tabbune: h20, troll, Surt, Ichigo.

One squad jumps straight down to the Gutter, while the other sets off to the Lost Bastille through Heide's Tower of Flame. 7/30

I let out a kiai as I smash the Papal Mainframe with the Lightbringer.

Three +1s, as usual.

Overloaded: 1-> 0

37/400, 32/40

3+1s

78/100, , 78/500,

I staple Oblivion's Destroyer to my hands

I then blast it? at Thanos

3x +1

After suggesting to Fury that he should probably do something about fseftr since the fact that he's wielding Oblivion's Destroyer makes him dangerous, I blast the Papal Mainframe with the Destroyer Gun.

Thanos teleports onto the Cyberman Mothership and self-destructs by overloading the Infinity Gauntlet's power in an attempt to bring the Cyberman Mothership down with him.

Cannon: 22/30 (Claiming one of Fury's +1s.)

Orbital Strike: 4/22 (Claiming one of Tabbune's +1s.)

One for Kunkka. 60/60

Two for Tabbune's second charge. 34/40

edited 2nd Oct '14 12:14:38 PM by IchigoMontoya

Phew, glad that's over.

The Uber-Turret fires a barrage of shots at the Dalek Mothership.

Portal:

70/100

Ship:

57/250

I start contemplating to myself.

let's see... I just had one of my arms blow up, and the other arm and my FREAKING EYE inside of a book...

I worm my way over to a tropians corpse.

edited 2nd Oct '14 12:34:15 PM by zbse

41/50

1/200

I give the Tatepon a Defensive buff.

3 +1s.

Tori:8/27(fset)(h20)+my charge

Book:5/???([h20)([fset)

Charging Wither portal/fotress/general/some means of summoning withers fairly quickly without me having to actively charge up. (how much should this cost and how strong should withers be since this is technically 'their' dimension being natives?)

Ive noticed some people simply don't claim charges that sit up too high unclaimed...

three charges

edited 2nd Oct '14 2:04:37 PM by Wyld

Q&A: @troll: Okay then, I know how obnoxious touch screen keyboards are. I wouldn't be able to update with one no matter how good a piece of equipment it was. Also, I'm gonna need you to repost the stats of the carrier, I'm afraid I've forgotten them. Also, the charge length too if you can, I need to cross check again. Also, entities, unless brawling with players and thus not fighting each other, can only take one action per round. /Q/ took multiple because it was fighting zbse, and therefore brawling with a player, but the Carrier Tank can only spawn one wave per round. @Wyld: Okay, judging from the fact that you threw in a bunch of other stuff, I'm assuming that even higher level tori will only have 6000 health and will rely on skill to keep them alive? Also, no, you aren't allowed to have dump charges, as it circumvents the rule of not charging two things at once. And as for the withers... well, not completely solid, it depends. Also, there's currently nothing happening in the nether. @fury: Hey! You're alive! @tabbune: Okay, you know what, I'm gonna have to just stop the overloads, to be honest its a bit annoying. Also, please don't just say; I attack this. This is sort of based on flavor text and it takes a lot of the fun out of the game if you don't do anything interesting. Especially since you've done some pretty cool stuff. @ichigo: Same thing to you as to troll. How many times do I have to tell you your entities don't get to attack every time you do?

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/Q/ buries zbse under a pile of helix fossils, but zbse bursts out of the helix fossils, casting oblivion and taking off a large chunk of /Q/'s form. Troll attempts to divide the godmodder by zero, the godmodder then launches into a massive mathematical explanation of great length that you fall asleep halfway through. When you wake up, the lecture has ended, but it seems that the conclusion was that nothing happened. Then the carrier tank arrives. Ichigo gives the mace of Molag Bal to Fractured, then fires an RPG at the dalek mothership, dealing 3000 damage.

Surt watches the motherships... They're definitely about to do something. /Q/ gets very angry about the incoming attacks, and turns a random attack into a potato... which ends up being his own. /Q/ is now missing two large chunks of itself. Troll attempts to make the godmodder comprehend all of /B/ at once, and he does! h2o offers /Q/ the corpse of the False Prophet, yet another artifact from Godcraft... This seems to happen a lot doesn't it? /Q/ becomes enraged. h2o summons his first wave of patapon.

Tabbune unleashes another round of Emerald nova bullets, this time upon the Papal Mainframe, dealing 20000 damage. He then unleashes... a... massive... completely uncreative attack. Said attack bounces off of the Papal Mainframe's blocking ability in a completely boring manner. /Q/ is generically obliterated due to being too enraged at h2o to look up at the redirected attack. It was a very boring death. Fury jumps up and smashes into the Papal Mainframe with Lightbringer, dealing 4500 damage.

Fseftr levels Oblivion's Destroyer at thanos. He waves it, tries all sorts of different magic words, channels magic through it, all sorts of things. He shakes it up and down, then finally just throws it on the ground in disgust just as thanos decides not to self destruct the infinity gauntlet. A massive black and purple beam shoots out of the blade, destroying thanos and dealing 25000 damage to the cyberman mothership. Be careful, that blade is unpredictable.

Ichigo brings up the Destroyer gun, and fires it at the Papal Mainframe, blasting a hole in it and dealing 12500 damage. Jondanger's turret deals 3500 damage to the dalek mothership. zbse moves over to the corpse of one of those unfortunate enough to die in dimentio's chaos. h2o defense buffs the tatepon.

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End of turn battle

A super scout spawns, but it is almost immediately smashed by the spybot, which was sent flying backwards at about Mach 1 by the godmodder.

Fazbear fires the fazcannon at the godmodder, the godmodder of course redirects the blast. Back at Freddy. 5% integrity loss. One of each type of patapon attacks each ship. Some of the attacks are reflected, dealing 500 damage to all of the tatepon.

Then the baddies attack. The papal mainframe uses its ability and freezes F.W.F. The dalek mothership fires the CAAN cannon, vaporizing all of the tatepon. The cybermen mothership removes 15% integrity from the carrier tank. to make things worse, it seems that the daleks and cybermen and silence are already marching on your position.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 55/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 739000/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 125500/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 245700/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

Yaripon x3 [AG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Yumipon x3 [AG]: Hp: 500/500, triple attack

Carrier Tank [AG]: Integrity: 85%

F.W.F [AG]: Integrity: 95%: [Immobilized 1 round]

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 100%

fseftr: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 3/5

Fractured Mancer: Mace of Molag Bal [A]: Integrity: 55%

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

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Notes: Sorry about missing yesterday's update, I had a thing and forgot to tell you guys. Also, story stuff was gonna happen, but I ran out of time so shenanigans ensue tomorrow.

edited 3rd Oct '14 9:55:12 AM by pionoplayer

@poino it was a thirty post charge, and the carrir spawns robots. Thats ALL the carier does, its a mook maker.

32/100 (h2o, wyld) mechs, mechs capable of launching stealth nukes...

2/???

The carrier spawns a wave of 10 minigun toteing heavys (300hp) and a giant heavy (3000) and they all start shooting the Godmodder.

I lock the Godmodder in a room with Scp-173, a Weeping Angel, Slenderman, and the Golden Fazzbear, before laughing like a mainiac.

PLUS ONE GET! x3

edited 3rd Oct '14 10:01:35 AM by trollllort

Tower:2/???(this orignially had two charges upon the dump)

book 4/???

Tori 10/27

Charges under conisideration:

Wither genetator/general.

shape shifter !SPECIAL! unit. Has 1000 hp. If it lands the final blow on an enemy it forcible gains their abilities for one round and then switches back. They can overload a morph, extending the duration to two rounds, but cannot shift for two rounds after that. wields a boring old iron sword. they can willingly shift to another moph if they are in their base form. they cannot shift form one to another without going to normal for one round.

Its a bit hot in here *stares around the nether.* kind of quiet. *Ghast noises* AAHHH *flees in terror* a small asortment of nether mobs chase the poor mage out into the Overworld, engageing various beings along the way as they see fit.

three charges.

edited 3rd Oct '14 1:03:48 PM by Wyld

Kunkka: 60/60 (Hold)

Hmm... I guess I'll get a light carrier next. 3/25 troll, Wyld

Thanks to the wonders of modern weaponry, both squads easily clear their respective areas. 8/30

I chain my previous attack into another swing, this time towards the Cyberman Mothership.

@Wyld: Here's to your Tori. 11/27

@troll: Nukes? Color me interested. 33/100

And that leaves me with a single +1.

I eat the corpse and my limbs begin to grow back. I then worm over to more corpses.

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edited 3rd Oct '14 11:11:56 AM by zbse