Destroy The Godmodder

Leaping off of Dimentio and landing in the middle of the thickest portion of the cultist swarm, FM slams his hands together. "Alright you bunch of bastards, now that I'm here you're not going to be getting anything done. Why is that? Because I'm the Fractured-Mancer, and you're all just nameless trash! Well, except Bob. Hello Bob." Bob, Cultist number 59, waves to FM. "So you better decide to run away now, or else you're GOIN DOWN!"

With that, I slam one of my hands into the ground. "Hydra Art: Rising Boulder!" A large magical circle appears on the ground, infusing it with my Hydra's spirit. How does this help me? Well, the Hydra then forces rock inside the earth to mold into the shape of large spikes. Which all burst up underneath the cultists.

Due to FM's current High spirit, 3 one ups go to random allies!

"Ugh...it looks like i have no choice...Ancient Blood Magic: Infinity's Seal!" I cut myself with a sacrificial dagger and part of my soul comes out. I pull out a giant tome and chains suddenly latch onto Dimentio and drag him and the part of my soul into the book.

the huge action will have some setbacks to me and bonuses to others of your choice Piono. Other ideas for setbacks or gains are welcome.

My other part finally finds the paradox shard and crushes it: 3/???

Church bells ring out in the distance: 4/??? ( the +2 from piono and a +1 from fractured)

Q&A: @wyld: Oh! I missed that the editor deleted my response to that tower of yours. Okay, here's the thing, 100M health, with blocking abilities... You'd need over 1000 posts of charge time for something that big. Seriously. That thing would have more health than every other summon in this game combined. Also, if those tori have 2000 health for each limb (equating to about 12000 health total) for the lowest level guys... yeah, that's roughly a 5-post charge for one of the buggers, with the given that they deal really low damage with their auto-attack, but from the description, would have a decent counter-attack. And the move memory ability is going to have to go, just because of its blatant overpoweredness with the kind of things that are on the field at any given time. And the clairvoyance will only be in effect for higher level Tori. Those are some pretty overpowered mannequins you've got there. But yeah, unless you want to invoke a huge case of power scale not to scale, that 10 post charge summon won't be summoning any number of purple belts. @dj: Yeah, I saw the wave motion gun card. Most of those cards aren't blocked at home, but once the Dimentio event ends, I'm going to start updating at school from time to time again. @zbse: Seeing as how that action would, under normal circumstances, probably inflict huge status effects upon dimentio at the cost of inflicting them on you as well, I will treat it as a one-off attack here, as Dimentio is immune to status effects.

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Dj heals Thanos up by 3000 hit points, Tabbune joins with Eric for a combo attack. Sounds like a plan. The two kill two cultists however, as description means more for creativity in attacks than artifacts do. Tabbune defense buffs Eric. Ichigo sprays the explosive pudding in the general direction of Dimentio, killing two cultists and dealing 5000 damage to Dimentio. Dj summons a tonberry... The cultists shriek when they feel the karmic energies coming off of the thing, and rush forward to kill it. All told, fifteen cultists go down from karmic retribution. Those cultists all have pretty high kill counts. Then dj unleashes the power of the Wave-Motion Gun. Thoooom!!! two cultists go down and dimentio takes 15000 damage. Ichigo moves to stick a plasma grenade on Dimentio, but gets intercepted and blows up a cultist instead.

h2o summons a massive army of old summons from the thread, managing to justify their reappearance as it being a cameo/brick joke. They all unleash a massive offensive, not actually managing to reach dimentio, but utterly obliterating 25 cultists. jondanger picks up a cultist, turns her into a diamond, then throws her at Dimentio. Dimentio takes 5000 damage, the cultist explodes. Troll double falcon punches dimentio, dealing 10000 damage to the paradox clown. Fseftr lamely shoots at dimentio. Dealing 5000 damage to a dark carnival cultist. h2o throws nukes at dimentio, but they go off en route, and deal no damage at all. Troll attempts a very chaotic attack, but iss faeled bye bade speling! Fseftr does another lame stabbing, killing the cultist he shot earlier. Fractured unleashes a massive wave of spikes, the massive spikes of rock kill 5 cultists. zbse drags himself into a spell-book, temporarily dragging dimentio in with him. Using the last of his bloodlust, he deals a whopping 30000 damage to Dimentio.

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End of Turn Battle

The godmodder whirls around on the last couple of cultists and then combo-bans them all. Everyone else unleashes an absolutely unfair barrage of attacks upon dimentio, missiles, lasers, lightning, time-strikes, cosmic beams, cultist corpses, nukes, high explosives, death rays, the works. Dimentio takes 60000 damage.

The Paradox Burst goes off. The energy crackles out across tvtropia, smashing trope pages and killing countless tropians. The paradox wave hits Earth full blast, causing mass blackouts. Somehow your computers stay on, no telling how. But this is very bad. Eric takes 10 damage, and all four of the big entities on the field take 75000 damage. Then Impending Doom hits. The wave of paradox energy doesn't disperse, but begins solidifying. Everything will take 10000 damage at the end of next round. This would last longer, but well... Dark Carnival goes off after that.

Dimentio takes 85000 damage from Godcraft.

   2 rounds left.   

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Battlefield:

Paradox Dimentio [H]: Hp: -668500/1000000: Impending Doom: || Paradox Surge: ||||| The Dark Carnival:    ||||||||||   ||

Dark Carnival Cultist x50 [H]: Hp: 10000/10000

Godmodder: Hp: 60/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 747500/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 153000/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 285200/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

Thanos [AG]: Hp: 23000/250000

Eric [AG]: Hp: 5/20: Broken Anachronism [A]

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 100%

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

edited 29th Sep '14 6:34:57 PM by pionoplayer

My jaw drops as I witness the chaos unleashed by Dimentio's Paradox Burst. After regaining my composure, I order the warlocks to head off and save both the tropians and the trope pages from the paradox's wrath, which they do. I then turn to Dimentio and leap at him, blasting the clown in the face with the Destroyer Gun at point-blank range.

Thanos starts firing cosmic energy blasts left and right at the cultists, having decided that if he's gonna down down, he's gonna go down swinging.

Cannon: 16/30

Mace of Molag Bal: 8/10

Today's special is 3 free +1s.

I pull myself out of the book with a great effort, but it looks like my left eye and right arm stay behind. I start screaming in agony, with the screams exploding most of the cultists...except for Bob...we all love bob...so he gets pulled into the book.

The vortex starts going all crazy: 5/??? (One from Ichigo)

A crack appears on my hand. "Already?!? I just got out of the book!".: 6/??? (Another from Ichigo)

Three plus ones to people.

edited 29th Sep '14 7:11:27 PM by zbse

23/100 (hold)

30/30 UNLEASH THE FREDDY WEAPONS FAZZBEAR!

F.W.F

Integrity 100%

Dont blink: triple speed when unobserved.

Fazz Cannon : the hel is that noise weponized

The F.W.F boots up. "HOSTILES DETECTED ON AMARICAN SOIL, TERMINATING WITH EXTREAM PREJUDICE" and fires the Fazz Cannon into dimentio, the sheer volume of the noise capable of ruptering internal organs.

19/??? Something has begun feding off the paradox energy, boosting its power and weakining the waves. (CHARGE THIS, WE CAN OVERPOWER THE PARADOX, ITS LIMITED TO CONTRIDICTIONS, SHEER RANDOM IS NOT!)

I devilver a goomba stomp to dimentio after twleporting into the stratosphere and falling on him.

Thre plus ones, use them.

edited 29th Sep '14 7:46:50 PM by trollllort

FM's eyes widen at the destruction caused by the attack. "You...that...NO. NO. YOU AREN'T GOING TO LIVE AFTER THAT, MONSTER!" FM then leaps towards Dimentio, fist raised. "Hydra Fang!" He would then slam a Hydra-empowered fist into the giant clown.

2/50 Anger is building for a powerful attack! One from Troll

• 3 Free 1's to whoever wants em.

edited 29th Sep '14 7:43:21 PM by FracturedMancer

Mace of Molag Bal: 10/10 (Claiming one of Mancer's +1s.)

After the Mace of Molag Bal arrives, I equip it to myself and use it to smash Dimentio's face in while wondering why Fury suddenly went dark on us.

Thanos continues delivering an epic No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to the cultists.

Cannon: 18/30 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Two for Troll. 21/???

One for Mancer. 3/50

I grab Dimentio and teleport him through seven dimensions made entirely of pain, before returning to the battlefield.

Animalcule [48/50]

Conqueror [9/200]

Flagship [150/155] (hold)

The residue from teleporting through so many dimensions so quickly results in a net gain of three charges. Have at them.

edited 30th Sep '14 1:22:21 AM by Surt

24/100

24/??? a massive portal to nowhere and ecerywhere opens up, and a laugh that you cannot comprend spills out

The F.W.F grabs dimentio, leaving him open to other attacks and sets its reactor to overload and explode upon death. "DEATH IS A PREFREABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM!"

I Valve Time the paradox waves, delying them

Plus 1 x3 use them!

53/???, 34/400, On hold: 31/40

I hold my Emerald Nova in the air.

There's still time! We can destroy it!

I attack Paradox Dimentio with my Emerald Nova.

3+1s

Yeah now that i look a it i can see the issues.

Guess... 1000 for each limb. three post charge(rounding up rather than down for a halfed hp) as the base line for a tor. alright got it. +3 charge per belt level?

Charging black belt 1st dan tori 2/27 +1

charging (revamped) tower. health based on charge. you choose the health. same basic stats. 1/??? +1

Charging spell book(can cast various spells, charging gives spell energy) 1/??? +1

I shudder in horror as i feel the energy crackle past me. "I should help but... I don't have nay thing to throw at him yet..." I Copy a page of mind shattering eldritch lore (you know, for non-mages) and toss it in the general direction of the paradox before 'politely requesting' help from my master "DO SOMETHING AAAHHH!!!" *runs*

three +1s

edited 30th Sep '14 1:10:38 PM by Wyld

36/20

35/50

Hmmm.....

I suggest to the Godmodder that he smash the charge bar for the Dark Carnival, then roundhouse kick Dimentio.

3 +1s.

Kill that paradox!

I give everyone except Dimentio and the Cultists an attack boost.

54/???, 35/400, On Hold: 31/40

3+1s

edited 30th Sep '14 7:46:44 AM by Tabbune

I pull out a five hundred thousand kiloton handheld nuke, swallow it, and tackle Dimentio. Then, the nuke detonates.

Realizing that Dimentio is immune to status effects, I dump the charges into something that will do damage.

The Gae Bolg is ready! [50/50]

The Gae Bolg is fired at Dimentio.

Conqueror [10/200]

Flagship [150/155] (hold)

The nuclear fission created by the nuke creates three +1s.

edited 30th Sep '14 8:43:18 AM by Surt

38/50 2 from

37/20

I cast Nukega on Dimentio.

I look around at all the destruction caused by the paradox wave. I decide to do two things. First off, I set up multiple refrigerators. After that, I go help out injured tropians. "I hope I can save a few tropians lives..."

The other me starts rushing out of the vortex: 6/???

More church bells ring: 7/???

I pick up a redwood tree and begin bashing Dimentio with it.

"DIE. STUPID. PARADOX. JESTER."

Portal:

69/100

Ship:

56/250

72/100,72/500

I take a cultist on a joyride in their own personal spaceship.

Did I remember the life support system?

due to twin not updating today, I myself cannot update. So a free extra post to everyone. Don't go too insane, I already spend way too long updating.

25/100

25/??? IT steps out.

/Q/ PRIMORDIAL CHAOS INCARNATE

HP ???

Abilities: ???

It attacks the closest entity or player, flinging them into themselves.

"/Q/ DOES WHAT /Q/ WANTS, AND /Q/ WANTS CHAOS!!!!!"

/Q/ HAS BECOME CHAOTIC INSANE (atacks whatever is clostest to it, in the most random ways posiable.

The F.W.F begins crushing dimentio.

I fall to the ground saying "my god, what have created?!"

I use logic against the /Q/. "Technically, wouldn't the closest thing to yourself be yourself?

Ima hold off on charges for now.

I use the Mace of Molag Bal to crush /Q/'s head like a watermelon, then send a signal up to a few Kill Sats to begin charging up for an orbital strike.

Thanos continues beating the crap out of the cultists.

Cannon: 19/30

Orbital Strike: 1/22

Today's forecast calls for 3 free +1s.

RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   102/1000    I probably won't post for a while. ...Again. I think someone else might want to take this charge. ...Provided they are not affiliated with Mr. Richard or are Mr. Richard.

edited 30th Sep '14 8:53:26 PM by Dimentiosome

I swing a sword with a solid blade made entirely of corrosive acid at Paradox Dimentio. The sword melts on contact.

Conqueror [11/200]

Flagship [151/155]

The acid from the sword blade melts any flesh it contacts into +1s. The amount left over from that attack was three. Claim them!