Destroy The Godmodder

43/???, 31/400. On hold: 31/40.

Once more!!

3+1s

23/100(hold)

21/30 soon...

14/??? Choclste rain falls from the sky, ro the tune of the similerly named song

I use a falcon punch, to topple the giant chansaw onto dimentio

Plus 1 to the next 3 posts

I walk out of the vortex, and yet I am still inside of it: 2/???

The bloodlust finally takes over, but I am surprisingly calm after it finishes.: 10/10(troll)

"If it looks like I am calm...I'm not" . I start doing combos upon combos upon combos on Dimentio, each more wackier then the last.

Plus three to whoever needs them

edited 26th Sep '14 12:04:26 PM by zbse

The Super Pie makes me have superpowers! Yay!

I throw a tank at Dimentio.

Portal:

67/100

Ship:

52/250

64/100,, 64/500,

Since I have nothing better to do.

And past me is otherwise occupied.

Reminiscing about the worst day of our lives thus far.

Expect an long creative attack on Dimentio in this post.

I will keep in in plain text for everybody's sake.

Once upon a time, there were two teens. Their names were Mary and Barry Sue. They were brother and sister. Mary was a flawless girl, beautiful beyond belief and the smartest person at her school. Her parents loved her, she was so well behaved, yet not annoyingly so. Unlike her brother, who was the worst person Mary had ever met, and that was saying a lot, seeing how popular Mary was. Barry was awful, but Mary still loved him, because she was caring and the best big sister in existence. One day, burglars broke into the Sue home and killed Barry. Mary wasn't home at of course, or she would've fought them off with her seven black belts and the only concealed carry permit granted to a minor. She had gotten it after she saved that president one time. Needless to say, Mary wanted revenge, so she hired the best hard-boiled detective in the world to find the burglar. Of course, this detective was herself. With only her wits, seven black belts, and a laser assault rifle she had designed herself, Mary set out to find her brother's killers. As it turned out, the two burglars were cultists employed by Dimentio. Now, Mary is here to take revenge. She stepped onto the field and took a shot with such accuracy that it could hit a distant person on a distant planet on a distant galaxy in a different universe. She then uses her magic skills, for she is the Archmage of Archmages, to make herself somehow not an entity while still being on the field. When the tropes saw what Mary did, they all swooned over her, but none of them was good enough for her. Not even that Erin fellow from some security guard union or something. Or that Ricken person who owned some company or some server or something. What a nerd. Mary was way too cool for him.

3x +1

edited 26th Sep '14 1:21:20 PM by fseftr

Because of the number of free-floating charges I'll be claiming in this post, I think it's only fair that I not do a no-action charge-claim post this round.

I summon a flock of Chocobos to attack Dimentio. (Standard action. One-shot, like my other Final Fantasy summons.)

I continue to work on my Yu-Gi-Oh! card manifestation. (YGO Card Manifestation: 28/50.) One from me, and one each from Surt (2344), Ichigo (2346), Tabbune (2347), h2obox (2348), h2obox (2350), and fseftr .

The Wave-Motion Cannon charges up even more energy. (Wave-Motion Cannon: 26/???.) Long list, folks. One from me, one each from Ichigo (2342), Surt (2344), Ichigo (2346), Tabbune (2347), h2obox (2348), Surt (2349), h2obox (2350), Tabbune (2351), zbse (2353), and fseftr .

One charge each to Ichigo Montoya, Tabbune, and h2obox.

I did clean out most of the free-floaters that were available, but h2obox (2350) and fseftr still each have one left.

edited 26th Sep '14 2:40:33 PM by djkates

As it turns out, twin hasn't updated yet, so I still can't update. You can make posts as you like, but just so you know, there will not be: a. an update after tihs one today, or b: an update on Sunday. So you guys are probably safe.

edited 27th Sep '14 12:46:58 PM by pionoplayer

[spolier:I have very little clue on where to go/ how to get started. im VERY new and i would like an assist, but i saw this and wanted to participate. i have a plan on what i want to do within this thing but the game rules and what not are unfamiliar to me and yes i read the OP. I'm hoping to make my big 'gimmick' be spell casting and summoning like a madman rather than be up front in the fight.]

"The chaos.... the insanity!" a mysterious figure leaned over a pool of water 'reflecting' the battle. "Its perfect" He immediately ordered one of his magicians to be tossed into the pool. That magician, had the misfortun of being dragged into a battle where it knew no one. there was only one thing it could do...

distancing itself from the battle field, the mage said two words "C-Charging summon!"

[spolier: Mage tower summon. a defensive position to put all your squishy wizards in so they will be slightly safer while it stands. there are ten 'wizard slots' where wizards and mages can cast gather inside while protected to cast spells. There is a garrison force of thirty, currently empty. 100,000,000, no special effects on its own other than shielding those inside.... is this okay?]

Huh. Hmmm, not sure if I should try pulling double duty here. Oh well, I'll decide later.

While I'm deciding, I decide to open up a tiny interdimentional rift so I can access my alchemies if I so desire.

edited 27th Sep '14 3:20:14 PM by [Insertgenericusername]

Q&A: @fractured: Bravo! Spectacular entrance. Welcome to the game. @wyld: Yeah, that'll work. In fact, that pretty much sums up what most people do, it won't affect gameplay much beyond story and flavor-test really. @insert: yes, you can join. But, you can't use your alchemies here. No bonuses from the other thread here, and vice versa. You can pull storyline shenanigans, but in order to do that you have to okay it with every GM involved for it to really affect the battlefield.

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Zbse attempts to decapitate Dimentio, but fails to decapitate dimentio, but kills two cultists instead. Ichigo sprays the cultists with explosive pudding, killing three of them. Troll drops a headcrab on a cultist, not converting him, but killing him still. Surt summons a massive army of zombies and arms them with explosives, and although that normally be a horrible idea, he manages to kill fifteen cultists that way. Fractured mancer makes a stunning entrance! The cultists are all too stunned to do anything, and the kick lands, dealing 7500 damage to dimentio. Ichigo casts incendio on Dimentio, the cultists can't block that, so Dimentio takes 5000 damage. tabbune uses the emerald nova, but cultists get in the way, two of them die. h2o goes super sayan, and uses a kamehameha, obliterating fifteen cultists. Surt, bypassing the cultists, shoves a chainsaw down dimentio's throat, revs it up, and the thing super-sizes. 12500 damage to Dimentio.

h2o unleashes yet another ridiculously large laser blast, completely annihilating 13 more cultists. Tabbune continues unloading rounds into the cultists, killing 3 more. Troll topples the gigantic chainsaw, but rather than falling on dimentio, ten cultists are crushed by it. Zbse attempts a series of undescribed combos. They would have been extremely effective had they been described, but as they were not, they cannot be showcased, and only kill five cultists. Jondanger throws a tank at dimentio. The tank hits dimentio. The tank explodes. The explosion explodes 7500 of dimentio's health. Fseftr summons the worst person in all the universe! Fortunately the Protectors of the Plot Continuum are able to stop fighting off dark carnival cultists where they are to headshot Mary Sue before she deals untold amounts of damage to the multiverse. The two cultists still die though. Dj summons a flock of chocobos to attack Dimentio, dealing 5000 damage to him.

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End of Turn Battle

Thanos charges into the cultists with support fire from the three motherships, all told, 45 cultists go down almost instantly. 50 cultists come to refresh the cultist numbers, but the cultists are too busy to stop Eric and the Godmodder. The two run up to dimentio, and in a massive combined combo attack deal 25000 damage to the jester. The cultists all together deal 10000 damage to thanos. Then aeroga wears off. Dimentio takes 206000 damage from Godcraft.

   3 rounds left   

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Battlefield:

Paradox Dimentio [H]: Hp: -458500/1000000: Impending Doom: || Paradox Surge: ||||| The Dark Carnival:    |||||||||   |||

Dark Carnival Cultist x59 [H]: Hp: 10000/10000

Godmodder: Hp: 60/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 822500/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 228000/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 360200/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

Thanos [AG]: Hp: 95000/250000

bloody zbse [AG]: rounds: 1/5

Eric [AG]: Hp: 15/20: Broken Anachronism [A]

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 100%

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

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As compensation to everyone for the bad update schedule today, two +1s to everyone this round. You can put them both into the same charge if you so wish.

edited 27th Sep '14 4:57:33 PM by pionoplayer

Sounds good to me. Let's get this new round started, then!

I cast Curaga on Thanos. (Standard action.)

A little bit more energy into manifesting my cards. (Yu-Gi-Oh! card manifestation: 29/50.) Just my own charge.

The Wave-Motion Cannon charges up a bit more. (Wave-Motion Cannon: 29/???.) My own charge, plus the two free charges from piono.

Three charges, available to anyone on Team AG.

Okay then, Eric. Let's do this together!

I do a combo attack on Dimentio with Eric using my Emerald Nova.

47/??? (1 Dj, 2 Piono), 32/400, On hold: 31/40

3+1s

edited 27th Sep '14 5:54:39 PM by Tabbune

I continue summoning the tower 3/30

I begin writing a summoning formula template(charging) for my standard summons.

The Tori. A group of puppets made from enchanted material not of this world with greatly varying combat prowess and forms. the standard tori(my avatar except without wings) mimics a vaguely human martial artist. their grip is nigh unbreakable. they wont let something go unless they want to. but their joints are far easier to break than their grips. in fact its fairly easy to fully dismember them. their healing factor is unbelievable. if a limb is injured but unbroken it will reacquire hit points fairly quickly.

Special attributes: short 'range(five second clairvoyance' but high quality clairvoyance. they can see what happens JUUST before it does. this gives them an edge in combat if they have the skill (and the physical capabilities) to counter. if a limb is separated from its owner it can move independently.

individual limb Hp: varies, but they are as durable as most humanoids unless otherwise noted. (idk like, 2000-3000?)

Belt levels:

white: useless in most aspects, but a hindrance to anything that gets within arms reach. they lack the ability to move very far in any direction very fast, more flailing in the general direction of the enemy then anything.

yellow-green: they are somewhat experienced fighters. if armed they have the capability to do some damage, but otherwise they will attempt to beat you to death and/or wrestle you to the ground so a more usefull tori may do something. but they are, for the most part unable to get any place particularly quickly as they lack the ability to even walk. Getting in arms reach is an even worse idea than before.

blue-brown: dangerous adversaries. they may lack the ability to walk but they have a tendency to grab the ground and fling themselves towards the enemy, unleashing vicious kicks and attempting to tear enemies limb from limb with varying success.

Black belt 1st-10th dan: they gain the ability to run towards the enemy, proving to be reliable soldiers. they are weapons in their own right, they are illegal in most dimensions unless used recreation-ally against each other.

Master belt: These put even the greatest of black belts to shame with their skills. The black belts have auired most skills they ever will, master belts simply do them better.

god belt: this is a sign its time to retreat from the battlefield.

Move Memory: they can copy any physical move done by any ally or opponent. some skilled enough Tori's can mirror you before you even start moving.

Blood type: unless otherwise noted no special effect. any special effect positive or negative the 'blood' has, the Tori is immune to.

Combat type: humanoid only. changes durability, and ability to move.

standing orders: what it will do unless ordered otherwise

(the better a tori, the longer the charge time i guess. white belt tori's are a wimpy suace so generally a 2 button charge unless they have special blood effects.

Charging summun: 1/10 support summoner w/ standing orders to summon pruple belt akido toris into the garrison.. Akido toris have immense close combat durability. they find it difficult to move to new locations at all.

I have no clue on how to use spoilers. i tried in the above post and failed what did i do wrong? also, I'm neutral until someone 'decides' other wise with an attack on my property.

free +1s for everyone!

edited 28th Sep '14 6:02:47 AM by Wyld

48/???, 33/400, On Hold: 31/40

I give Eric a defensive buff this turn.

3+1s

I spray Dimentio with the explosive pudding hose.

Thanos grabs a cultist and uses them to bludgeon the other cultists to death.

Cannon: 14/30 (Using the charge provided by dj.)

Mace of Molag Bal: 5/10 (Claiming one of Tabbune's +1s.)

Have 3 +1s.

I summon a Tonberry to attack Dimentio. (Standard action. As always, treat as a one-shot.)

More power to the cards! (Yu-Gi-Oh! card manifestation: 34/50.) One from me, claiming one each from Tabbune , Wyld , Tabbune , and Ichigo .

The Wave-Motion Cannon builds up more energy. I take aim, and unleash its power on Dimentio. (Unleashing Wave-Motion Cannon at 34 charges.) One from me, claiming one each from Tabbune , Wyld , Tabbune , and Ichigo .

The source card on the Wave-Motion Cannon is here if you want a visual reference. Basically, it's as simple as a charge attack gets — one-shot, pure damage.

Three more charges, available to anyone on Team AG who wants to claim them.

edited 27th Sep '14 8:35:24 PM by djkates

I stick Dimentio with a plasma grenade and watch the ensuing explosion with satisfaction.

Thanos blasts the cultists with two cosmic energy beams.

Cannon: 15/30

Mace of Molag Bal: 7/10 (Claiming one of dj's +1s.)

Two for Tabbune's first charge. 50/???

One for dj. 35/50

31/50 DJ, Piono.

34/20

I revive Tondenga, Sergeant Crits, The Monkey Engineer, the Peashooters, the Skeleton Army, the Grandmatriarchs, Big Massif and his disciples, and the ZOMG for this post only. They all wallop on Dimentio.

3 +1s.

edited 28th Sep '14 4:46:32 AM by h2obox

I pick up a cultist, turn it into diamond, and throw it at Dimentio.

Portal;

68/100

Ship:

55/250 piono

Forgot to take Piono's +1. 52/??? The other 2 from Ichigo

23/100(hold)

26/30 (ichigo, dj, 2 from poino.)

15/??? Space begins disorting feom the sheer impending chaos.

I duplicate myself, and sadwich dimeto inbetween two falcon punches.

3 +1s use them wisely

68/100,piono 68/500,piono

I lamely shoot Dimentio

3x +1

34/50

35/20

I throw Nukes at Dimentio.

1 +1 to troll's summoning of Discord, 2 +1s to whoever.

23/100(hold)

28/30 (fster)

17/??? Yes... use a /b/ powerd Discord, as a conduit for the Twitch Hivemind... The sheer chaos is warping the very fabric of space-time. A hole in the fabric of the universe has opend, and begun consuming the paradox.

Channling the chaos, I throy dimentio at dimentio with dimentio , launching him into dimentuio.

3 pluse 1, use them

edited 28th Sep '14 1:21:34 PM by trollllort

71/100, 71/500,

I lamely stab Dimentio

3x +1