Destroy The Godmodder

"You just made it easy to beat you, DIMENTIO!" I swallow the paradox energy and another shard goes into my arm...Paradox Magic: Learned

Oh bloody hell...: 6/10

I hold up a stick and the book absorbs it:22/25

3 +1 something not French toast....I don't like eet...

Really? Minus one million? And we're on the same time limit as before? Yipes!

I can't do any more with my deck, so I exit duel mode and put my deck away. I cast Curaga on Thanos. (Standard action.)

I put a bit more power into the cards. (Yu-Gi-Oh! card manifestation: 17/50.) One from me, claiming one from zbse and one from trolllort .

The Wave-Motion Cannon continues to charge. (Wave-Motion Cannon: 10/???.) One from me, claiming one from zbse and one from trolllort .

One charge each for Tabbune, h2obox, and Armored Fury.

edited 24th Sep '14 8:07:38 PM by djkates

I blast Dimentio with Force Lightning.

Thanos hurls a boulder at the cultists.

Cannon: 8/30

Falcon Punch: 20/21 (Claiming one of zbse's +1s.)

Have 3 +1s.

edited 24th Sep '14 8:42:52 PM by IchigoMontoya

I pull off Dimentio's head.

Animalcule [35/50] (troll, Ichigo)

Conqueror [5/200]

Flagship [149/155] (Ichigo only)

Airdrop incoming. Cargo: Three charges.

Falcon Punch: 21/21

As my attack reaches full power, I leap at Dimentio and smash him to the ground as hard as I can with my Falcon Punch. After that, I cast Full Heal on Thanos.

Thanos fires another beam of cosmic energy at the cultists.

Cannon: 10/30 (Claiming one of Surt's +1s.)

Three for Animalcule. 38/50

I keep spamming Holy Spears.

37/???: 2 from Surt, 1 from Troll, Zbse, Dj, Ichigo

28/400

On hold: 31/40

3+1s

I cut Dimentio's achilles tendon with a chainsaw, but slip and take the whole leg.

Animalcule [40/50]

Conqueror [6/200]

Flagship [150/155] ( only)

You have discovered a hidden treasure chest! You open the chest and find three charges!

30/20

23/50

Finally!

I set Dimentio on fire, cover him in acid, and pour salt in his wounds.

3 +1s.

Spam, spam, spam…

40/??? Surt, H20

29/400

On hold: 31/40

3+1s

edited 25th Sep '14 6:02:37 AM by Tabbune

I cast Holy, targeting Dimentio. (Standard action.)

Continuing my work on manifesting the cards. (Yu-Gi-Oh! card manifestation: 21/50.) One from me, claiming one each from Surt , h2obox and Tabbune .

The Wave-Motion Cannon continues to charge. (Wave-Motion Cannon: 15/???) One from me, claiming one each from Tabbune (2331), Surt , h2obox , and Tabbune .

One charge each to Surt, Ichigo Montoya, and zbse.

The stick comes out of the book and it now has chainsaw blades spinning rapidly and orbiting around it. 25/25 (thanks to Dj and Tabbune)

The book vanishes and I pick up the new weapon and slice at Dimentio. Dimentio suddenly has many deep cuts and is losing blood rapidly.

The blood that is getting lost powers up the bloodlust: 7/10

A plus one to Dj, a plus one to tabbune, and a plus one to whoever wants it.

edited 25th Sep '14 8:11:12 AM by zbse

31/20

25/50 Zbse, Tabbune

I focus all my magic into one spell, then cast Big Banga on Dimentio,

3 +1s.

60/100 61/500

I knock Dimentio into next week

3x +1

I eat super pie.

Portal:

66/100

Ship:

51/250

Q&A: @dj: Yes, but you'll discover that it isn't impossible because of a temporary coffee break on the part of the OP scale where attacks dealing damage to Dimentio are concerned.

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Troll whacks Dimentio with cotton candy that explodes! 5000 damage to Dimentio! Zbse swallows some of the paradox energy. You know those moments where the bad guy eats something explosive and sort of poofs out? Well, something similar happens, only the paradox equivalent. Zbse begins shaking wildly all over the place, slamming into stuff. Finally, he hits the ground very hard, and stops. He burps softly and the shard of paradox energy pops out and is swept away by the vortex. Dj heals Thanos for 3000 health. Ichigo blasts Dimentio with force lightning, the electricity crackles up the jester's body, dealing 4000 damage. Surt attempts to pull of dimentio's head. This, for the obvious reason of Dimentio being in the middle of a charging unresolved paradox, does not work. Ichigo jumps up in the air. FAAALCOOWNNN!!! PPAAAWWWNCH!!!! 21000 damage to Dimentio! He then mini-crits a heal to Thanos, restoring 4500 health. Tabbune continues spamming the holy spears, the searing sticks dealing 5500 damage to dimentio.

Surt attempts to cut Dimentio's achilles tendon, but only deals 3000 damage before the chainsaw disintegrates. h2o attempts to set dimentio on fire, pour acid on him, and put salt in his wounds. These would have, respectively, normally inflicted burning, melting, and pain, but Dimentio is immune to status effects right now, so nothing happens. Tabbune throws several large cans of spam at Dimentio. Spam spam spam spam spammity spam!!! 4000 damage. Dj casts Holy, the light damage dealing 5000 damage to Dimentio. Zbse pulls out yet another chainsaw, and gets his character vetoed. He himself deals 25000 damage to Dimentio though. h2o casts Big Banga. A very large explosion rocks the battlefield, dealing 10000 damage to Dimentio. Fseftr attempts to knock Dimentio into next week, but dimentio is anchored in place by the paradox, as is not knocked anywhere. Jondanger eats a super pie. The pie, as stated before, is super.

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As I am currently really tired, too tired to do the fully entity battle, I'll just say that the entities rip the cultists apart and ten more show up. Eric holds the flower in his hands, it begins to wither from the paradox energies, but he quickly whispers a song into it... Flower gleam and glow... Let your power shine... Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine... And then the flower dies. Eric goes back to 15 health though. Dang it, I'd been hoping to get a few more years out of that flower...

Then Impending Doom goes off again. This time, a veritable hoard of dark carnival cultists flood into the server... a hundred of them! Fortunately, Dimentio's completely disruptive status in terms of gameplay has removed him and his minions from the safety of the OP scale! Use creative one-shot attacks for ridiculous amounts of damage! Dimentio takes 107,500 damage from Godcraft.

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Battlefield:

Paradox Dimentio [H]: Hp: -190000/1000000: Impending Doom: || Paradox Surge: ||||| The Dark Carnival:    ||||||||   ||||

Dark Carnival Cultist x110 [H]: Hp: 10000/10000

Godmodder: Hp: 60/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 822500/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 228000/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 360200/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

Thanos [AG]: Hp: 105000/250000 [aeroga: 1 round]

bloody zbse [AG]: rounds: 2/5

Eric [AG]: Hp: 15/20: Broken Anachronism [A]

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 100%

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

edited 25th Sep '14 7:01:10 PM by pionoplayer

"Nuuuuu my things...." I cry softly. I suddenly have a furious look in my eyes. The chainsaw hand suddenly changes to the thing we all love to hate, a guillotine, along with the place where you strap people down! I slam Dimentio into the device and cut his head off in fury.

I can't think of any more blood puns...: 8/10

I jump into the vortex after the shard....my precious...: 1/???

After ordering the goblin in the armory to retrieve the Mace of Molag Bal, I grab a hose and spray the cultists with explosive pudding.

Thanos blasts Dimentio with two cosmic energy beams.

Cannon: 11/30

Mace of Molag Bal: 1/10

This just in, 3 +1s are now available.

23/100 (hold)

17/30 ichigo

13/??? A storm rolls in.

I throw a headcrab at the nearest cultest, hopeing it turns the cultest into a headcrab zombie that will fight for me.

Plus 1 to next 3 posts

I summon thousands upon thousands of zombies under my control to devastate the cultists and Dimentio with claws, teeth, and the sticks of dynamite that I reanimated them around. This results in big booms. Lots of them. At the end, nothing is left of the zombies.

Animalcule [43/50] (Ichigo, troll)

The Conqueror [7/200]

Flagship [150/155] (hold)

I call upon the great powers of light and darkness. Grant my gift of three charges to whoever wishes to claim them.

edited 25th Sep '14 11:07:41 PM by Surt

-GRAND ENTRY-

Suddenly, a voice comes from high above! "So you cultists dare to show yourselves to serve your false deity?" Standing atop a conveniently placed skyscraper is FM, the Effing mad Fractured Mancer! "Well then, you're only begging to get your asses handed to you! Prepare for my first and ultimate attack!" FM then leaps off of the skyscrapers roof, extending his right foot out towards Dimentio as he falls. " FLYING!" FM fills each word with fighting spirit. "JOSHUA!" As he approaches his target, FM shouts out louder. "KIIIIIIIIIICK!"

Impact.

edited 26th Sep '14 12:23:10 AM by FracturedMancer

"Now's that's a Dynamic Entry," I say in response to Fractured Mancer's arrival before casting Incendio on Dimentio.

Thanos begins smashing up cultists left and right with Infinity Gauntlet-enhanced blows.

Cannon: 12/30 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Mace of Molag Bal: 3/10 (Claiming one of Surt's +1s.)

Anyone up for 3 +1s?

42/??? (Zbse)

30/400

On hold: 31/40

I use my Emerald Nova on Dimentio.

3+1s

edited 26th Sep '14 12:48:02 AM by Tabbune

I go Super Saiyan and Kamehameha Dimentio.

32/20

26/50

3 +1s.

I pull a regular old chainsaw out of Hammerspace. I shove the blade down Dimentio's throat, then rev it up, which causes it to grow to the size of a skyscraper while shredding Dimentio's internal organs. Unfortunately, it is now too big to be used for anything else.

Animalcule [47/50](,,)

Conqueror [8/200]

Flagship [150/155] (hold)

A small side port on the skyscraper chainsaw opens up, revealing that it used charges for fuel. Three remain for whoever claims them.

28/50

33/20

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZ0R

-Dimentio is engulfed in a Shoop da Whoop laz0r-

BLEEEERRRRGH

3 +1s.

edited 26th Sep '14 4:39:33 AM by h2obox