Destroy The Godmodder

23/100 (hold)

10/30 begening fabrication of armor.

5/??? a cry of 'pic unrelated' is heard

I smash dimentio with a natualis fossile screaming "PRAISE THE HELIX!" And my twitching intensifies

Plus 1 to next 3 posts

27/20

19/50

I cast Lava Plume on the cultists.

1 +1 to Jondanger, Surt, and Tabbune.

Q&A: @fury: You just, in the same post, bemoaned forgetting to post charge times on summon... and reattempted summoning the artifact without posting the charge time. You're not having the best of days today are you? @dj: Okay, glad I got that right. @dj: Okay, that's the nature of getting intercepted, you start the attack, but get smashed before it lands. Also, that artifact wipe is also going to have a lasting effect to get rid of artifacts, or at least make them rarer, there's been a good deal too many artifacts this last while. @surt: Oh? Sorry, I missed that entirely.

idle speculation: Hmm... the Twitch Hivemind, first time something from the MCforum threads is getting summoned here... I'm not sure how to treat it... Well, I guess there's lots of timeline shenanigans, and you can't really destroy Twitch. Meh, semantics, curse of repetition doesn't apply because it didn't happen on tvtropes.

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deathsnake attempts to throw a... wait, what pumpkin? Fury, once again, attempts to whack Dimentio with Lightbringer, but the paradox field around dimentio once again messes up lightbringer, preventing the attack from landing, or it could be the fact that he got smashes by last round's counter attack. Zbse attempts to punch his way through the paradox waves, but as they are waves of energy, he fails and is blasted back by the counterattack blast. Dj summons malefic blue eyes white dragon, dealing 3000 damage to Dimentio. troll runs up to attack Dimentio, but is blasted back by the paradox retaliation from last round before he can. Fseftr topples bookcases on dimentio, critting and dealing 7500 damage. Dj summons... "Chaos empe-" wham!!! counter-attack! Surt catapults a dead cultist at dimentio, dealing a mini-critted 4500 damage to him. Ichigo attempts to grab deathsnake, but discovers he cannot! It seems that a deathsnake is merely making a cameo. It would be akin to killing Stan Lee in a Marvel movie! Also, he gets hit by the counter attack first.

Tabbune attempts to help ichigo, but two things stop him. 1. Ichigo's attack failing, and 2. tabbune's action getting interrupted by the same thing. Jondanger runs up to Dimentio. Hisssssss.... And explodes. 4000 damage. h2o casts chain lightning on the cultists, dealing 500 damage to all of them. Tabbune hijacks the Papal Mainframe, or attempts to. He finds himself bruised and battered on the ground, but unable to remember why. Deathsnake drops a vibranium watermelon on dimentio, dealing 3000 damage, her cameo completed, she leaves. Ichigo blows up a cultist, and surt's second action fails by counter-attack. Fury attempts to land a blow on Dimentio, but even if lightbringer were here yet, Dimentio's immune to artifacts now! Jondanger attempts to revive himself, but then gets killed again by the paradox counter-attack. Fseftr gets nailed by the counter-attack before he pours any acid, zbse chainsaws dimentio for 5500 damage, Surts minigun from last round goes off, dealing 20000 damage to dimentio, troll smashes a fossil into dimentio, dealing 3000 damage, and h2o has his lava plume interrupted.

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End of Turn Battle

Once again, the retaliation strike goes off, until you find a way to disable it, you'll be operating at half capacity. Thanos curb-stomps the cultists, but ten more appear. Six of them get banned by the godmodder. The cultists deal 4000 damage to the Papal Mainframe. The three motherships fire on Dimentio, dealing 40000 damage, but taking 10000 each in return. Eric continues defending.

Dimentio seems to have lost a lot of his fighting capacity, he's been almost completely consumed by the paradox. Impending doom goes off, and everyone braces for a new attack... But no, nothing happened... Wait. Are there... two dimentios? You can't see properly, its like when your dizzy and your vision splits. Dimentio takes 44000 damage from Godcraft.

   6 rounds left.   

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Battlefield:

Paradox Dimentio [H]: Hp: 68600/1000000: Impending Doom: || Paradox Surge: ||||| The Dark Carnival:    ||||||   ||||||

Dark Carnival Cultist x4 [H]: Hp: 10000/10000

Godmodder: Hp: 60/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 822500/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 228000/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 360200/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

Thanos [AG]: Hp: 97500/250000

bloody zbse [AG]: rounds: 4/5

Eric [AG]: Hp: 2/20: Broken Anachronism [A] [defending]

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

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Sorry about the boring update, its 9:30 where I am.

edited 23rd Sep '14 7:31:32 PM by pionoplayer

The chainsaw blade spreads out due to physical contact with the two Dimentios and suddenly tightens as to cut deeper.

Bloooooooooooooood....: 4/10

Ding! The book pops out of the oven, with the research being done: 20/25

3 +1 waffles for people

edited 23rd Sep '14 7:52:13 PM by zbse

The end is in sight. "Since my Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon was destroyed, I can use the effect of my Malefic Truth Dragon, to Special Summon it from the Graveyard. And now, I draw!" I'll need that card in a moment. "Malefic Truth Dragon, blast Dimentio!" (Standard action.)

The time has come. I cast Shadow Flare, focusing on Dimentio as well as I can. (Unleashing Shadow Flare charge at 35/35.) One charge from me, claiming one from zbse .

I put a bit more power into the process of manifesting my cards. (Yu-Gi-Oh! card manifestation: 7/50.) One from me, claiming one from zbse .

Three charges, available to anybody on Team AG.

edited 24th Sep '14 7:36:39 AM by djkates

Dagnabbit. Maybe I should take a break from DTG for a while.

Once again, I attempt to summon the Lightbringer. 25/25

^{The Lightbringer} 

Weapon Artifact

Attack Power Increase: Low

Durability: Medium

Specials:

• Critical Vision - Increases critical and minicrit chance. Crits and minicrits cause the target to bleed.

Kunkka: 53/60

The engineers teleports the combat drones into Majula, where they split into two squads. 6/30 zbse, djkates.

Using a spare 12.7mm Pistol, I empty the whole clip on Dimentio.

Have some +1s!

edited 23rd Sep '14 8:15:08 PM by ArmoredFury

"Now, I'll activate Instant Fusion. With it, I'll Special Summon Elder God Noden from my Extra Deck. And when Noden is Special Summoned, I can Special Summon a Level 4 or lower monster from my Graveyard. In this case, I'll pick one of my White Stones of Legend. Next, a Synchro Summon. I'll use The White Stone of Legend and Elder God Noden as the Synchro Materials, and Synchro Summon Samsara, Dragon of Rebirth. Next, I'll activate Miracle Synchro Fusion. With it, I'll banish Samsara, Dragon of Rebirth from my field, and Galaxy Knight from my Graveyard, and Fusion Summon Dragon Knight Draco-Equiste. Draco-Equiste, attack Dimentio!" (Standard action.)

A bit more power to my manifestation. (Yu-Gi-Oh! card manifestation: 9/50.) One from me, claiming one from Armored Fury .

I pull out another card, apply a bit of magic, and a Wave-Motion Cannon appears. It begins charging energy. (Wave-Motion Cannon: 2/???.) One from me, claiming one from Armored Fury .

Three more charges, up for grabs for anybody on Team AG.

As of my making this post, in addition to the three from this post, 2 of the charges from my other post are not yet claimed.

edited 23rd Sep '14 8:56:16 PM by djkates

23/100(hold)

11/30

7/??? +1 from dj, fury. And yes, you guessed ONE of the twins, as bonus, ill give you a hint, the other twins name starts with 4(or an A, depnding if you mean the collective and not the site). A voice wispers 'we do not talk about /b/'

I pull out an incidary rocket launching minigun, and fire at the cultests screaming "MOAR DAKKA FOR THE DAKKA GODS!" Twitching hintensifies to the point my limbs are a blur

Plus 1 to next 3 posts

edited 23rd Sep '14 11:42:39 PM by trollllort

After letting out a chuckle at pionoplayer's Stan Lee joke, I cast Full Heal on Thanos before preparing for my next move.

Thanos fires a cosmic energy beam at the cultists.

Cannon: 5/30 (Claiming one of dj's +1s.)

Falcon Punch: 16/21 (Claiming one of Troll's +1s.)

Two for Kunkka. 55/60

One for Troll's first charge. 12/30

edited 23rd Sep '14 11:01:11 PM by IchigoMontoya

I throw a Fart-In-A-Jar at Dimentio.

Animalcule [28/50]

The Conqueror [3/200]

Flagship[148/155](hold)

Three +1s to whoever wants them.

I attack Dimentio with Holy Spears

29/???: 2 Armored, Surt, and Dj, 1 from H20 Zbse, and troll

26/400

On hold:

30/40: Ichigo

3+1s

It's getting kinda hard to keep track of all the charges I'm doing… I might even miscounted the free charges left.

edited 24th Sep '14 3:42:39 AM by Tabbune

28/20

20/50

I cast Aeroga on Thanos, giving him a weak wind shield.

1 +1 to Jondanger, Surt, and troll

Troll, is it Anonymous/4chan?

edited 24th Sep '14 4:55:23 AM by h2obox

30/???, 27/400, on hold: 30/40

Rinse and repeat previous action.

3+1s

I throw a Standard Status Effects grenade at Dimentio.

Animalcule [32/50] (, , )

The Conqueror [4/200]

One to Tabbune, one to troll, one to Fury.

edited 24th Sep '14 8:13:55 AM by Surt

23/100 (hold)

13/30 rocket propeled chainsaw launcher added

11/??? the voices grow louder. 'Desudesudesu...' h2o : correct, the godzilla threshold has been crossed, so I'm calling the two most chaotic colectives know to the internet...

I attack by running up to dimentio, my sheer twitxhiness making it difficult for the paradox to hit me, and point blank dimentio with a Bass Cannon, playing Never Gonna Give You Up, in G major.

3 delicous plus 1s, you must use them...

56/100 57/500

I give Dimentio a papercut

3x +1

edited 24th Sep '14 2:56:19 PM by fseftr

29/20

22/50 ,

I cast Bang on the cultists.

3 +1s.

edited 24th Sep '14 12:21:17 PM by h2obox

I fire a mortar at Dimentio.

Thanos blasts Dimentio with two cosmic energy beams.

Cannon: 7/30 (Claiming one of fseftr's +1s.)

Falcon Punch: 18/21 (Claiming one of h2o's +1s.)

I upgrade Fury's drones with advanced targeting systems. 7/30

One for h2o's first charge. 30/20

One for Troll's first charge. 14/30

I do something.

Portal:

65/100

Ship:

50/250

The chainsaw blades suddenly tug Dimento toward me and I start eating him...

More bloodjob!: 5/10

I open the book and reads about what it can do: 21/25

3 +1 pancakes for people

58/100 59/500

I slam Dimentio's fingers in a door.

3x +1

Yeah, piono, I know when this takes place. I won't really try to Trickster anyone else. The thing is, this isn't Serpent posting here. This is a reverse image that formed when... Well,, I don't want to say too much, but basically it's a small plot detail in a larger thing I have going with my whole roleplay persona. Yes, it involves uselessly showing up here. Did I have to make this cameo and annoy people very slightly? Probably not. But it served my purpose.

Thanks.

Guess I'll get in my charge claim while I can.

YGO Card manifestation: 14/50. Claiming one from each of Tabbune's posts, one from h2obox (2317), and one from each of fseftr's posts.

Wave-Motion Cannon: 7/???. Claiming one from each of Tabbune's posts, one from h2obox (2317), one from zbse and one from fseftr .

Normally wouldn't claim this many, but since the round should be ending in a few minutes, it's not likely that these would have been claimed otherwise.

note: For those of you that want to unleash awesome attacks without fear of repercussions just as one-shots, the opportunity will arise soon. And not many posts today.

Q&A: @fury: You really think so? Oh well, I can't stop you, but we'd miss you while you were gone. @deathsnake: Okay, sure, that's fine. Its serving the second of three purposes of this thread, availability for development away from the main thread.

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Zbse cuts deeper into dimentio, somehow not getting torn apart by the paradoxes, dealing 5000 damage. dj summons malefic dragon, but the retaliation blast destroys the dragon before it can attack. Then he unleashes shadow flare. The cultists attempt to step in the way, but two are torn to shreds and the attack goes through, dealing 20000 damage to dimentio. Fury summons Lightbringer, unfortunately, his pistol shatters from the counter-attack from last round. dj summons yet another monster, that deals 3200 damage to Dimentio. Troll unleashes More Dakka, dealing 2500 damage to dimentio. Ichigo attempts to heal thanos, but the counter-attack from last round somehow destroys his heal spell. Surt throws a fart-in-a-jar at dimentio, dealing 3000 damage. Tabbune attack with holy spears, the bright magic impaling the paradox jester for 3000 damage. h2o casts aeroga, summoning a shield of air that helps Thanos retain his balance against the swirling winds kicked up by the paradox. Tabbune attempts to bring out the spears again, but is blasted to the side brutally by last round's counter-attack.

Surt pulls out a standard status-effect grenade, but the paradox retaliation hits the grenade, detonating it, giving Surt the bad-breath debuff. Troll attempts to use his twitchiness to psyche out the paradoxes, but nothing can be less predictable than a paradox (technically speaking) and troll is launched back by the retaliation from last round. Fseftr attempts to give dimentio a paper cut. The retaliation strike burns up the paper instead. Ichigo fires a mortar, a large blossom of fire erupting from dimentio's position, dealing 3000 damage. Jondanger does something. which is respawn. Zbse attempts to start eating dimentio, but is instead blasted backwards, getting a mouthfull of paradox. Fseftr picks up a door, then slams it on dimentio's fingers, dealing 3500 damage.

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End of Turn Combat

The dark carnival cultists are about to attack, but Thanos unleashes a massive beam into them, obliterating them entirely before they can do anything. ten more replace them, but not in time to attack. Everyone prepares to fire on Dimentio, but he begins convulsing, and explodes into multi-colored sparks!!!

Or wait, his duplicate... did... He is at 0 hit points, but not dying, it seems you have to get him to -1 million. But his retaliation aura has been completely disarmed! Try something big on him, its your only chance! Eric watches. I'd hoped to save this for later... but... He pulls out a glowing flower from within his pouch, he whispers to it, and it begins to glow brighter.

   5 rounds left.   

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Battlefield:

Paradox Dimentio [H]: Hp: 0/1000000: Impending Doom: || Paradox Surge: ||||| The Dark Carnival:    |||||||   |||||

Dark Carnival Cultist x10 [H]: Hp: 10000/10000

Godmodder: Hp: 60/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dalek Mothership [PG]: Hp: 822500/1000000: CAAN Laser: |||

Cyberman Mothership [PG]: Hp: 228000/350000

Papal Mainframe [PG]: Hp: 360200/500000: Death of the Doctor: |

Thanos [AG]: Hp: 97500/250000 [aeroga: 2 rounds]

bloody zbse [AG]: rounds: 3/5

Eric [AG]: Hp: 2/20: Broken Anachronism [A] [defending]

Armored Fury: Lightbringer [A]: Durability: 100%

Ichigo Montoya: Destroyer Gun [A]: Ammo: 4/5

Tabbune: The Emerald Nova [A]

edited 24th Sep '14 7:27:55 PM by pionoplayer

23/100 (hold)

15/30

12/??? The winds die down, and a scream is heard.

I wack dimentio with cotten candy... MADE OF EXPLODIUM!

Its dangerous to go alone, take these plus ones!