Destroy The Godmodder

I continue to channel extra energy into the summoning ritual: 5/20 for Dreig.

I also fire a Macross Missile Massacre at the Godmodder.

Sorry my post is late tonight, here it is though. Q&A: O_O I'm scared to see what airman is doing with those posts. a 33 and a 150 post charge? I'm scared now.

dimentio's rock fails to hit anything due to poor aiming, well, it hits something... jon's stick of dynamite. This blows up by earl causing his attempt to keelhaul the godmodder to fail. The godmodder does not pick up dreig's fake powerup, and so does not shrink, but instead hits the incoming sun with it. It is now nighttime, for the next three rounds, all posts have a chance to fail because of the darkness.

Mystic Gohan is summoned, and then mindcontrolled onto the godmodder's side! It does him little good, because the anti matter barrage quickly kills both him and the terror chicken. Duke Nuken comes ot the battlefield, and then also joins the godmodder! Gosh darned mind control! The godmodder shoots down the spear, with his uzi. He then reloads quickly, and shoots down every last one of the missiles launched at him.

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Battlefield:

Ornstein and Duke Nukem go head-to-head trying to kill each other, each dealing 2000 damage to the other. Then the godmodder douses Ornstein in water, causing him to electrocute himself. Ornstein destroyed.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 95/100

Duke Nukem [PG]: Hp: 500/2500

Cosmic Monolith [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000 (2/3)

Night 2/3

The engineers finish building the power source just as the dwarves emerges from the ground, chanelling magma right below the ammo feeding system. I also order the enchanters to sacrifice a captive elf to mind-control proof the weapon.

6/10

I begin a side project that will make all entities summoned through the Gensokyo portal immune to mind control.

6/20

I whisper a word in the Godmodder's ear and chatbox...

"Sasstastic."

This is an attempt to cause him to get REALLY confused while e Monolith does stuff. For example, shoot out a wave of pure destruction...

Monolith Charge 3/3 — Monolith attacks with Destruction Shockwave!

Charges: 6/6

With the archangel's sword now completely charged and glowing, I break my meditation and lower the barrier. I then point the sword at the godmodder and hit him with a fully charged blast of holy energy.

edited 25th Apr '14 9:04:16 PM by IchigoMontoya

I ask God if I can do something to get him in a debt to me.

edited 25th Apr '14 9:04:13 PM by Dimentiosome!

A fire my fire bazooka and radio a tank to fight the Godmodder.

I charge up my device to 15/20, and start charging a massive candle to light the darkness.

1/2

Guys, don't forget, you can do actions and charge things with the same post. It also occurs to me that you are much better at staying on-task than M Cforum goers, that might be a problem for me. Oh well, I can be creative when I need to be.

The godmodder merely swats you away, but that doesn't prevent the monolith from doing stuff... MASSIVE WAVE OF DESTRUCTION!!! Duke Nuken is completely obliterated, and the godmodder is stunned, leaving him open to the holy blast from ichigo, which deals 2 damage to him!

God answers to Dimentio saying no, he's God, he's never in anyone's debt. Jon fires a bazooka, which predictably fails when the godmodder swats it away with a baseball bat, and then summons a tank.

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Battlefield:

The godmodder realizes he still needs lots of help! He then summons the terror... pig and sheep. Man, this summoning spell isn't working at all.

Everyone else completely fails to hit anyone else because it is so dark!

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 93/100

Terror Pig [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Terror Sheep [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Cosmic Monolith [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Tank [AG]: Hp: 1000/1000

Night 1/3

edited 26th Apr '14 3:23:24 PM by pionoplayer

I run to the nearest electronics store and begin building a PLAGISER, a device which can and will steal people from various types of media. Let's say... 1/4, maybe? I start stealing 'Terrobrine' (Terror Herobrine) before the Godmodder can summon him.

I also ask God who I should ask if I need some phantasmic death-ray action.

Also I throw another rock HIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHH in the air to serve as a Chekhov's Gun at some unspecified time.

thanks!!!

edited 27th Apr '14 3:42:41 PM by Dimentiosome!

I set several Claymore mines in the ground. And yes, these are Claymore mines that explode into actual claymores. They are also programmed not to detonate when an ally trips them. How? I don't know.

7/20

You mean Chekhov's Gun?

edited 26th Apr '14 5:11:54 PM by Dreigonix

Big Bang device: 16/20

I finally finish charging my giant candle, which will dispel the dark that blinds us!

Just wondering, but what does PG and AG stands for?

Anyway, now that the weapon is almost complete, I arm the dwarves with some railguns made from spare weapon parts. They all open fire on the Terror Pig.

7/10

I notice some spam posts on the subreddit (6/10)

I pick up an electric guitar (1/5)

Pleased that my holy blast managed to injure the godmodder, I begin charging up a storm of Force Lightning. I also summon Akrid X and cast Resist Mind Control on him before he joins the fray. Knowing that Akrid X's regenerative abilities will give him an edge, I continue to charge the Force Lightning storm.

Charges: 1/5

Akrid X smacks the Terror Sheep hard in the face with one of his front legs before shooting a fireball at the Terror Pig.

Still helping Dreig charge, 8/20, and also firing The Nudifier at the Godmoder.

I walk up to the godmodder an POKE him in the EYE.

Meanwhile, the Monolith charges once more.

Monolith 1/3

I shoot at the Godmodder with my Sniper Rifle while the tank does some damage to the Godmodder.

I throw a small energy orb into the air, where it slowly draws power from its surroundings.

Meanwhile, I slip on the Dark Brotherhood gloves, crouch down, equip a dagger, and attempt to attack the Godmodder from behind for a whopping 30X damage.

With the arrival of my "Add-mass-to-stars-without-increasing-their-core-temperature Machine, I turn it on and it does Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Add mass to to the stars without increasing their core temperature. 3/33

Pi Countdown: 3/150

I summon Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Mace Windu to battle the Godmodder and his forces.

edited 28th Apr '14 10:31:10 AM by TheAirman

Q&A: AG and PG stand for anti-godmodder and pro-godmodder. Also, dimentio, a 4 post charge is NEVER going to summon a terror herobrine. Not even if it gets hijacked. Just so you know, terror monsters will always be pro-godmodder. Fury, you cannot attack with flavour text for a charge. You have to finish that 10 post charge, attempting to use it while it is at 7 will result in you spending a 7 post charge. Also, just for future reference, state your charge amount when you unleash it.

God responds to dimentio saying that he could find such people with great ease and that he should stop wasting God's time. A rock is thrown high into the air... Claymore mines are deployed, and jinx removes the night one round early.

Ichigo then summons Akrid X and begins charging force lightning. Micool fires the nudifier at the godmodder, who replaces his diamond armor. Minecraftians have skins, not clothes.

Omega attempts to poke the godmodder in the eye, but stops short when the godmodder stabs him in the mouth. With a lightsaber. The monolith begins glowing ominously... Jon opens fire with his sniper rifle, hitting omega, who the godmodder has equipped as a meat shield, and the tank aims at the godmodder.

Trip unleashes an orb to drain energy, but due to being low-power, it runs out of room before doing anything significant. Trip attempts to backstab the godmodder, but is stopped by the terror pig stepping on him! The pig however takes 1000 damage from stepping on the dagger. Airman then summons three jedi masters, but then the godmodder convinves them that you are sith lords, and they join his side!

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Battlefield:

The tank attempts to open fire on the godmodder, but hits the terror sheep instead, dealing 500 damage. Akrid X attack both terror,s dealing 500 damage to each.

The PGs all charge forward, setting off two Claymore mines, dealing 1000 damage to Yoda and 500 damage to the terror pig. The terror animals stomp on the tank, destroying it, and Obi-Wan and Mace Windu kill the Akrid, which doesn't have enough max hp to survive the attack. Yoda and the godmodder deal a chained 2500 damage to the cosmic monolith.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 93/100

Terror Pig [PG]: Hp: 3000/5000

Terror Sheep [PG]: Hp: 4000/5000

Obi-Wan Kenobi [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Mace Windu [PG]: Hp: 2000/2000

Yoda [PG]: Hp: 2000/3000

Claymore mines [AG]: 3 left

Cosmic Monolith [AG]: Hp: 2500/5000 1/3

edited 28th Apr '14 1:42:54 PM by pionoplayer

The enchanters finishes their rituals while the engineers boot up the weapon.

8/10

I throw a relativistic antimatter needle at the Jedi masters. I also ask one of the others to heal the Monolith.

Monolith Charge 2/3

I send out a Gyarados, and have him use Dragon Rage on the Godmodder to do exactly 40 damage. Said Gyarados is holding a Destiny Knot to prevent him from being turned to the Godmodder's side.

9/20