Destroy The Godmodder

I decide "hey, maybe I'll start a subreddit for this godmodder." And so I start one. 3/10

I throw Jarate at the Godmodder.

edited 22nd Apr '14 4:49:05 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I begin a ritual to open a portal to Gensokyo.

1/20

edited 23rd Apr '14 12:13:50 PM by Dreigonix

I send a message to an arms enchanter to bring some of his boys here. As I finished my message, a huge crate of weapon parts is dropped from orbit.

3/10

I start rapidly throwing copper shortswords at the Godmodder.

I'm just going to talk for a bit about Ornstein and Smough. Ornstein is about 9 1/2 feet tall, and Smough is more like 11 feet. If one of them dies, the other gains lightning powers, is restored to full health, and grows about three feet. Which is canonical.

Q&A: Okay, Ornstein and Smough can have that ability, when one dies the other will get a full heal and a power boost. omega, please tell me what the black monolith is, because I'm not sure if you're just summoning a generic black monolith or the one out of the canon DTG. Dreig, may I please note that you don't want to summon any of the main characters from Gensokyo with that five post charge unless you want them to be hilariously under powered?

Ornstein and Smough have been summoned to the field of battle! A massive antimatter bombardment slams into the godmodder, dealing absolutely massive amounts of damage! (read as: 2) but what's this. Omega, it seems you still have another round of antimatter shells left. Feel free to unleash the second round of bombardment whenever you wish. Then the black monolith rises up out of the ground, the godmodder however is no longer where he was when the black monolith teleports in, due to the high knockback properties of antimatter rounds. Black Monolith summoned! The bolt of divine retribution misses the high-speed godmodder, retributioning a bush instead.

The Jarate completely misses the godmodder, he's just flying too darn fast, you'll have to wait until he lands. Man omega, maybe you should have hit him from above. jon's swords also fail, in exactly the same way. You just don't have the arm strength to hit the godmodder.

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Battlefield:

Ornstein and Smough have absolutely no idea how to hit the godmodder, and so they don't. Then the godmodder lands. 1000 damage to both. The black monolith looms ominously.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 95/100

Black Monolith [AG?]: Hp: 5/5

Ornstein [AG]: Hp: 1000/2000 [lifelinked]

Smough [AG]: Hp: 1000/2000 [lifelinked]

Omega’s antimatter bombard: 1

Wow, I am amazed at how quickly I've picked up regulars. Thanks for playing this. I'm sorry I can't raise the post limit, but as it is I have to do these updates at school during the weekdays. You're doing really well, I don't know how many times in the original Destroy The Godmodder (and the current one) you'll have random noobs doing insanely dumb stuff. You guys have this down to a T already.

I continue my ritual.

2/20

Switching it to 20, then. Hopefully this will go faster...

edited 23rd Apr '14 12:13:31 PM by Dreigonix

Talking about the Epic Battle Fantasy Cosmic Monolith. Best summon in the 4th game.

I call my gunners and tell them to update their targetting software. In the meantime, I charge the monolith with The Sacred Darkness.

Software Update 1/2

Monolith Charge 1/... Does 3 sound right? Let's go with 3.

edited 23rd Apr '14 12:43:48 PM by OmegaShadowcry

As my sword continues to charge, I give Omega a hand by charging his antimatter bombs with psychic energy.

Charges: 4/6

4/10: The subreddit gains 1,000 subs already... hmm, I think something good can come out of this...

Also, I attempt to FUS RO DAH the Godmodder in order to stun him.

edited 23rd Apr '14 1:38:13 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Device: 12/20.

I instruct Ornstein and Smough to try hitting the Godmodder with their pointy stick and crushy thingy, respectively. They oblige with my request, and set upon the Godmodder anew, if at half health.

I instruct the freshly arrived engineers to assemble the weapon while I send a liaison to a local dwarven fortress.

4/10

I use a state-of-the-art-teleportation machine to gather countless stars and bring them within close proximity to the battlefield. 1/16

'3' - I begin reciting the first one hundred and fifty digits of Pi. 1/150

I assist in charging Jinxmenow's device. 13/20

I throw a flashbang grenade with the hope of at least distracting the Godmodder, even if only momentarily.

edited 24th Apr '14 11:02:57 AM by TheAirman

I lend my mystical power to Dreigonix's ritual. 3/20, should he choose to accept.

I also use my own computing power to assist with the Omega Gunners' software upgrade. 2/2.

I halfheartedly empty a Needler in the direction of the Godmodder.

edited 24th Apr '14 12:01:53 AM by MicoolTNT

Q&A: Okay, I got a message requesting to join, and for all of your just looking at this wondering whether or not you can join, you can. Joining does not require a request of any sort, just jump right in whenever you feel like it. Dreig, 20 is better, but it still isn't the reality-warping power levels of say, Yukka. One character like Marissa, but a whole Touhou invasion isn't gonna make it through. One character at a time is probably the best choice right now unless you want to spend literal months charging the dumb thing. Also, might want to do your one-shot stuff so it doesn't get boring. And yes, you can charge other people's stuff, in addition to your own charges. Don't abuse that though or I'll put limits on it.

Whew, I'm long winded. Q&A Part 2: okay omega, I'll change the stats for the cosmic monolith to match then. something/something means the charges. They are howlongthishasbeencharged/howlongthisneedstobecharged

Dreig continues charging, Omega begins a software update, the monolith begins charging an ability. (That will go up once per round if the monolith is what's charging it up) The antimatter barrage gains psychic abuse powers, the FUS RO DAH, in the fine tradition of destroy the godmodder, fails to do anything at all other than set off the flash grenade in airman's hands, Ornstein and Smough charge the godmodder, and the godmodder shoots down all of Micool's needles with an uzi.

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Battlefield:

The bombardment hasn't been resumed yet, and the cosmic monolith is busy charging an attack. Ornstein and Smough charge at the godmodder, but Ornstein is distracted by suddenly powering up and Smough is suddenly distracted by being dead from being full of uzi ammo.

The godmodder realizes that he is outnumbered due to the tropers not being nearly as dense as the minecraftians, and attempts to summon his army!

Well, it seems as far away from Minecraft as he is, he only managed to summon a terror chicken. Although, as funny as it sounds, its size and glowing red eyes actually do make it terrifying.

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Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 95/100

Terror Chicken [PG]: Hp: 4000/4000

Cosmic Monolith [AG]: Hp: 5000/5000 (1/3)

Ornstein [AG]: Hp: 3500/3500

Omega’s psychic antimatter bombard: 1

edited 24th Apr '14 11:57:09 AM by pionoplayer

I look over a hill, wondering what all the ruckus is about. Not the first time the earth has been destroyed by a poor excuse for X-Men, https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13982788950A09803700&page=1#5 yeah yeah shameless plug. Also, not actual X-Men, and the game hasn't even started yet...uh...okay. It's nothing like that. but still surprising nonetheless.

I pick up a rock and throw it in everyone's general direction. If I know the rules of funny, the only thing that'll hit him will be the rock.

Something/something PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THESE NUMBERS MEAN!!!

edited 24th Apr '14 12:22:28 PM by Dimentiosome!

I throw a stick o' dynamite at the Godmodder.

Keelhaul the filthy godmodder! Send him down to the depths below! Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle o' rum and a "Yo ho ho!"

5/10: I see some decent post activity over in that subreddit.

edited 24th Apr '14 1:05:42 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I continue the ritual with Micool's help.

I also take out a Small Ball powerup and throw it at the godmodder in an attempt to shrink and weaken him.

4/20

I power up my device to 14/20, and while I'm at it, I decide to throw the Sun at the Godmodder.

ah, sorry. This is my first time playing this.

edited 24th Apr '14 3:48:45 PM by Dimentiosome!

Please don't post twice on a single round.

I order the arms enchanters to imbue the weapon with three elemental attributes, extra durability, and extra power against undead entities.

5/10

edited 24th Apr '14 3:57:59 PM by ArmoredFury

With all the stars in place, I make arrangements to aquire a machine that will add matter to a star without raising the star' core temperature. 2/33

".1" - I continue my recitation of Pi. 2/150

I summon Mystic Gohan to fight the Godmodder.

edited 25th Apr '14 6:35:17 AM by TheAirman

I have my gunners target the chicken instead of the Godmodder and open fire. Meanwhile, I watch in eeevil glee as the monolith charges.

Monolith Charge 2/3

Noticing that my sword is almost fully charged, I decide to deal with the terror chicken by summoning Duke Nukem. After ordering him onto the battlefield, I throw a spear at the godmodder's uzi in an attempt to disarm him.

Charges: 5/6

Duke draws his guns and begins firing at the terror chicken.