Destroy The Godmodder

Q&A: @fury: Oops, my bad. I know that, so I feel kinda stupid now. @earl: Sorry, I can't help you much there, especially since I don't have time to go back and find the page you left on.

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Lord Herobrine begins a rant. Everyone looks at him strangely, then continue fighting. Fury gives Navarro the optical camouflage, and heals him for 2500 health. Jondanger throws a syringe of poison at piono, piono sidesteps, and the poison syringe kills an unfortunate mouse. Ichigo casts Avada Kedavra at Rick Astley... but it seems that Rick Astley is too powerful to harmed by such low-grade magic due to being a memetic god. Or it could just be that herobrine got in the way. h2o high-fives Rick Astley. Rick Astley turns down Herobrine's offer and continues setting up his stage. Surt throws a pie at the godmodder from orbit. The godmodder eats it en route. h2o fires the high-tech gun at Rick Astley, riddling him with holes, preventing him from finishing setting up this round.

Surt dives towards the gorund, then does a teleportation punch, but piono whirls around and catches his fist right as he teleports! You think you're the first one to try something like that? he throws surt at Ichigo, disrupting the Sectumsempra. Fury snipes Rick Astley, it seems that he's going to stay down. Tabbune shoots a high-pressure stream of water at piono, but piono freezes it with the void of heat, then shatters the projectile with Uranium's Umbrage, blocking the attack. Kayne takes notes. It seems that the conflict so far has been a vastly scaled-down version of the first conflict in Minecraft. Not too terribly huge, and not a whole lot of cohesion either. Although the AGs are much more competent this time. Wordless continues his assualt, piono barely dodging most of the attacks, almost dodging one of them. 1 damage to piono. Tabbune defense buffs Eric, strengthening his defense this round.

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End of Turn Battle

piono jumps at Eric, Eric moves to block, but only does so barely because of Tabbune's defense boost. Then Navarro jumps out of hiding, and rams a knife into piono's chest before disappearing again. 1 damage to piono. -15% durability of optical camouflage because of strange distortions within the area around piono. The Raging Long Legs deals 7500 damage to the TARDIS shields, and Dimentio unleashes a massive blast that deals 10000 damage in response. Richard! A little help here? The godmodder shrugs, then in one fluid motion, is in front of Eric. OH gorilla . The godmodder slams the banhammer into him, 4 damage to Eric. Rick is too wounded to do anything.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 69/100: The Banhammer [A]

piono [PG?]: Hp: 13/20: uranium’s Umbrage [A]: Void of Heat [A]

Dimentio [PG?]: Hp: ???

TARDIS [PG?]: Hp: ???. Shielding: Hp: 126500/250000

Cyber-Navarro [AG]: Hp: 35500/45000: Optical Camouflage [A]: Durability: 75%

Dimentiosome’s fighting avatar [AG]: Hp: 20000/25000

Eric [AG?]: Hp: 15/20

Raging Long Legs [N]: 12500/70000

The Emerald Nova [A]: out of ammo.

Hi-Tech Gun [A]: Ammo: 5/10: equipped by: h2obox

Broken Anachronism [A]: equipped by: Twin Tropers

Oblivion’s Guardian [A]: equipped by: Wordless Summons.

Magical Wrath [A]: soul-bound to: Tabbune

Pizza Gloves [A]: battery power: 90% equipped by: Jondanger 23

M-920 Cain [A]: Ammo: 8/10 equipped by: Ichigo

VSS Vintorez [A]: 10/10 Ammo. 9/10 AP rounds. equipped by: Armored Fury

Rick Astley [H]: Hp: ??? [mortally wounded]

edited 9th Aug '14 12:07:45 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I counter the Void of Heat's ice powers by casting Incendio on Piono.

Cannon: 17/25

Excalibur: 8/30

Here's three +1s, use them wisely.

I direct the pizzas to tear open piono.

Portal:

13/100

Ol' Trusty:

6/6 takin one.

I grab Ol' Trusty, Which is a Pwnhammer and can turn into a clockwork assault rifle. I have to get rid of one of the pizza gloves though.

edited 9th Aug '14 12:32:08 PM by Jondanger23

62/80 taking one of Ichigo's +1s

16/150

I shoot Rick with a round from a shotgun.

3 +1s.

edited 9th Aug '14 2:08:34 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I attack Piono with my sword again. My sword glows blood red, thirsty for Piono's blood, giving me Knockback Resistance and increased attack. I respond by overloading my mana to it, granting even more attack power and Knockback Resistance.

9/11,45/50

edited 9th Aug '14 9:34:59 PM by Tabbune

@Tabbune: Aye. It's a promotional art for the anime, I believe.

Radiant Tanky Frontliner: 8/15 One from Ichigo.

I buy a Chain Vest for 720 gold. 8/15 One from h20.

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Navarro re-cloaks and moves into another ambush position. Meanwhile, I attempt to finish Rick off by double-tapping his head with my sidearm.

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More free +1s!

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I grab a carrot and imbue it with some of the One Ring's power, then stab the godmodder with said carrot.

Cannon: 19/25: (Claiming one of h2o's +1s.)

Excalibur: 10/30 (Claiming one of Fury's +1s.)

edited 9th Aug '14 6:31:18 PM by IchigoMontoya

I give the Godmodder a hyper-hard jawbreaker. Everybody loves candy!

I start practicing my Taekwon-Do [7/10]

Fury's engineers search the Mothership and finally find it! Yes! A FTL Comms booster!. I rig the Comms booster and the radio up to make an FTL Transmitter. [10/75] +1 from Fury.

All of this is to summon the Rebel Flagship from FTL Faster Than Light.

Three auto-revives, that advance a stage in the life cycle, and need three turns to take effect.

1st stage:

HP: very high

Attack: very high

Weapons: A triple-shot ion cannon (stuns electronics), a triple-shot laser cannon, a triple-shot missile launcher, and a beam weapon.

Special: Can cloak, which lets it avoid attacks for two turns. (4-turn charge)

I'll post the rest as it gets closer so that I'm not stretching this post too far.

Boost to LH's evil charge +1

Two free +1s!

edited 10th Aug '14 1:09:41 AM by Surt

Party time!

Recharging.

11/11 claiming one

"Put your faith in the Light!"

My Abductor Portal successfully cloned Tirion Fordring. He is a 6000 HP entity with 6000 attack power, he will prevent the first damage dealt to him once. he will be tanking in the battle against pipno until he die, and then if he dies, he'll drop his Ashbringer ( 5000 attack power artifact that disappears at the end of the artifact wars. ) for Eric

46/50

edited 11th Aug '14 4:58:47 AM by Tabbune

(1st draw)

Evil.

   130/200    Hurt's charges inspire the evility.

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   DAVROS    15/70

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I play some old classics to bring immense feels to everyone on the field. 'Dem ruby slippers

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3+ to the CREATIVITY!!!

edited 9th Aug '14 10:17:02 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Flipkick! Aimed at Godmodder.

I'm now learning Kung-Fu from an online course [8/10]

I send a message to the Rebel Leaders. Hey, remember that favor? I'm calling it in. I need a Flagship. We don't have a spare, but with the tech you gave us, we can have one built fairly quickly. Good, but don't cut any corners. [11/75]

More +1s for whoever needs it.

edited 10th Aug '14 1:27:02 AM by Surt

Party time!

Here are the stats for my next summon: 11/15 One from Surt and Herobrine.

^{Sven, the Rogue Knight} 

"One man, in a world of foes.◊"

Health: Very High

Offense: Medium

Specials:

• Storm Hammer - Sven fires his magical gauntlet at a target, doing light damage and stunning them for one turn.

• Warcry - Sven's roar is so damn poetic it boosts the party's defense for a turn!

• Great Cleave - Every time Sven hits with his basic attack, nearby enemies receive 1/4 of the damage done.

• God's Strength Sven gets pumped up! For 2 turns, Sven doubles his base damage and turns rouge. 5 turn charge.

And here's for the weapon: 10/15 Taking from Surt's other post.

^{Atma's Impaler} 

Weapon Artifact

Attack Power Increase: Variable

Specials:

• Attack power is based on the wielder's maximum health.

• Cannot be equipped by players.

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Seeing that there is no more target worth spending AP rounds on, I switch to normal rounds.

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Moar +1s!

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

65/80 taking one from and [up]

17/150

I give one random attack this turn a minicrit buff

3 +1s!

Welcome to my special hell.

(2nd draw)

Evil.

   133/200    &

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   DAVROS    16/70

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More feels classics. Round 2. Native Americans!! Not Indians

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3+ to the CREATIVITY!!!

edited 10th Aug '14 5:37:03 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Atma's Impaler at 11/15.

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

36/60 Disco Defense Ball

17/50 Dedan

Throwin' razor discs at piono.

2x +1 to Wordless, +1 for anyone who claims it first.

edited 10th Aug '14 6:53:57 AM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

Where are you, Pionoplayer?

Sorry, sorry. I let my schedule slip yesterday and didn't update, my bad!

Q&A: @Surt: um... no. Even if very high is relative to the other entities, from what I'm seeing, this is already a good 150 post charge. Especially if the revives aren't instant. @Tabbune: No artifact drop, Eric's sword is already better than that, trust me. There are only four better weapons currently on the field: Emerald Nova, Broken Anachronism, Oblivion's Guardian, and the Banhammer. @fury: okay, those sound good.

Ichigo casts Incendio on piono. Due to the fact that he does not have the ice shielding up, he catches on fire. He quickly puts himself out, but he takes 1 damage all the same. jondanger brings the pizzas around to attack piono, 1 damage. Piono may be good, but he just can't keep up with the current onslaught and Eric trying to rip him to shreds. -10% durability to the pizza gloves. jondanger summons Ol' Trusty. h2o shoots rick with a shotgun, leaving him still wounded. Tabbune tears into piono with Magical Wrath, piono blocks several times, but once again, is too busy to block everything, 2 damage.

Navarro recloaks (-10%) and fury attempts to insta-kill Rcik Astley. It doesn't work, it seems you can't just randomly kill ??? entities. Ichigo infuses a carrot with dark magic, and tries to stab the godmodder with it. The carrot breaks. Evil, yes, unbreakable... Well, never really been a property of The Ring. Surt gives the godmodder a hyper-hard jawbreaker. The godmodder loves candy! He bites it in half then begins chewing on the various shards.

Tirion Fordring is summoned, and herobrine plays an old classic, but everyone's heard it a million times already! Rick Astley is revived by the almost memetic power of the song! Surt does a flipkick! At the godmodder. The godmodder smashes him into the ground with the Banhammer. fury switches to normal rounds, and doesn't do anything with them. h2o and herobrine both minicrit buff an upcoming attack... Kayne throws razor blade at piono... and scores a critical from two mini-crit buffs, dealing 3 damage to piono! Eric finally scores a hit on him, dealing another 4 damage.

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End of Turn Battle

Shoot, this isn't going well, Dimentio! Beam me up! Piono disappears as he is teleported onboard the TARDIS a quick look around reveals that fury's engineers have been too. Suddenly, the TARDIS begins glowing black... uh oh... that can't be good.    Hee hee hee    Okay, that definitely isn't good...

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 69/100: The Banhammer [A]

Dimentio [PG?]: Hp: ???

TARDIS [PG?]: Hp: ???. Shielding: Hp: 126500/250000

Cyber-Navarro [AG]: Hp: 35500/45000: Optical Camouflage [A]: Durability: 65%

Dimentiosome’s fighting avatar [AG]: Hp: 20000/25000

Eric [AG?]: Hp: 15/20

Tirion Fordring [AG]: Hp: 6000/6000

Raging Long Legs [N]: 12500/70000

The Emerald Nova [A]: out of ammo.

Hi-Tech Gun [A]: Ammo: 5/10: equipped by: h2obox

Broken Anachronism [A]

Oblivion’s Guardian [A]: equipped by: Wordless Summons.

Magical Wrath [A]: soul-bound to: Tabbune

Pizza Gloves [A]: battery power: 80% equipped by: Jondanger 23

M-920 Cain [A]: Ammo: 8/10 equipped by: Ichigo

VSS Vintorez [A]: 10/10 Ammo. 9/10 AP rounds. equipped by: Armored Fury

Ol’ Trusty [A]: equipped by: Jondanger 23

Rick Astley [H]: Hp: ???

edited 12th Aug '14 7:21:42 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Sven: 12/15

I transform Brawler's Gloves into an Avarice Blade for 400 gold. 12/15

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Well, crap. I fire two rounds at the TARDIS while Navarro ambushes the Raging Long Legs.

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First +1s of the day.

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I try to attack the Godmodder with Ol' Trusty's Pwnhammer form.

Portal:

15/100 takin' one .

Hmm... I begin a random 250-post charge! 1/250

(1st draw)

Evil.

   135/200   

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DAVROS 17/70

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I call for a moment of silence for Robin Williams.... then I sucker nut kick the Godmodder.

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3+ to Dimentio's CREATIVITY!!!

edited 12th Aug '14 12:46:36 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

67/80 takin one

18/150

I fire the high etching at Rick.

WHY WONT YOU DIE

3 +1s!

Welcome to my special hell.

I fire the Cain twice at the TARDIS.

Cannon: 21/25 (Claiming one of h2o's +1s.)

Excalibur: 11/30

edited 12th Aug '14 1:30:15 PM by IchigoMontoya

68/80: I have decided to change the summon yet again to Big Massif and his underlings. 19/150

I fire my laz0r at the gourdmurder.

THR33+1N35!!!!!!!1!

edited 13th Aug '14 4:28:07 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

(2nd draw)

Evil.

   138/200    I take a one from h20's first post, then another from his second. Not sure if this is legit, since it's the same person...but he's offered free one'zies on different posts.

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DAVROS 18/70

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I give the godmodder a Companion Cube.

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3+ to Dimentio's CREATIVITY!!!

edited 12th Aug '14 12:46:23 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.