Destroy The Godmodder

I guess the only way to defeat Piono now is to team up with Eric, I buff myself and him, then request him to attack Piono.

5/11, 40/50

I guess this is as good a time as any to jump in.

I slowly, gently, calmly walk up to the godmodder, look him in the eyes, and poke him in the head.

I look around to find something that can be used as a radio [1/75]

I start pumping myself up. [1/10]

I charge Dimentiosome's    CREATIVITY    +1

   I grant my own evil urges to Lord Herobrine's evility gathering. +1   

41/50 for you now

edited 8th Aug '14 2:05:56 AM by Surt

Party time!

I spam Frostbolts and Lightning Bolts at Piono.

6/11, 42/50

2/75

I throw an EMP Grenade at the TARDIS.

I thank Tabbune for the radio, and then start scavenging from one of the Grox ship wrecks. [3/75]

I start stretching [2/10]

Creativity again! +1

   I give Lord Herobrine some tips on where he can find more evilness +1.   

Free +1 for whoever wants it.

Yeah. Thanks for the catch!

edited 8th Aug '14 3:07:19 AM by Surt

Party time!

What's the evil tip for? The Creativity? Was that meant for Lord Herobrine?

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I continue to batter piono with quick strikes from my sword, trying to make him tired from the constant attacking.

I decide that the only way to confuse these foes, is to enter a realm where I can have mastery over the battlefield. The world of my own dreams! 10/25

10/10 My secert underground cave base is complete! I'll use it later to store anything that is of critical importance. And, it comes with a free super cannon! I launch a blast from the super cannon straight at the TARDIS.

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

Instead of summoning another League Champion, I ask Bob to summon a Radiant Hero instead. 2/15 Taking h2o's.

I look over my artifact funds. Hmm, looks like I could build a Blade Mail or Atma's Impaler with this much. 2/15 And Surt's.

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I fire a single round at the TARDIS right when Wordless fires his Super Cannon. This should mask my shot and gives me some time to move before it calculates my position.

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@Surt: I play an awesome track to help you. [3/15]

@Wordless: So... a Reality Marble? 11/25

Still have a spare +1 here.

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

Q&A: @dimentiosome: When I said you could do stuff, I did not mean massive stuff. Your best bet would be to time your 'events' with finishing up smaller charges. Your battle avatar is going to be roughly 15 posts in power, but the Heart of Gold just got smashed. @surt: Welcome. And yup, now is no crazier than it usually is. Just slightly more significant.

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Dimentiosome's body begins glowing.. it seems something is happening! Ichigo puts MLP music in the godmodder's ears. The godmodder screams in rage and flails wildly trying to get the headphones out. Finally he does so. 1 damage to the godmodder in the process. Fury summons her gun and camouflage, then equips them. Jondanger throws freezing juice at piono, piono freezes it midair to absolute zero, removing all energy from it and it stops midair. Rick Astley summoned! Oh no... Do you have any idea what you've done!? Ichigo fires on piono with the Cain, piono whirls around, and almost seems to split in three, deflecting all of the rounds.

h2o runs up to the godmodder, and prepares to do a hand-to-hand fight, even accompanied by awesome music! The music does a disappointing wind-down suddenly as the godmodder slams h2o into the distance with a swing from the banhammer. No thanks. Kayne FALCON PUNCH!!!s the TARDIS for 3000 damage to the shielding. Dimentio summons himself a massive battle avatar, boosted by improbability powers. Why is it that all of the people that I could really use for this fight are the ones I left behind!?!! Omega continues to work on some summons, Herobrine improves hand-to-hand crit chance, and wordless calms Raging Long Legs just enough to direct it towards to TARDIS

Wordless charges piono with Oblivion's Guardian, piono's eyes widen. Wordless swings again and again, piono dodges all of the strikes but one, then blocks the last one with both of his swords at once. 1 damage to piono. Piono skids backwards. Shoot, this isn't working. Tabbune joins up with Eric. Of course I'm going to attack piono, he's the one I came here for. Surt pokes the godmodder in the head. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT POKING ME IS SO AMUSING!?! and he slams surt, sending him flying into the stratosphere. Tabbune spams frostbolts and lightning at piono, piono deflects all of them with void of heat. Sure, use ice against the guy with a sword that has total control over ice. Wonderful idea.

Surt's EMP grenade bounces off the TARDIS then explodes with a mini-crit, dealing 4500 damage to the shield! Wordless continues to tear into piono, piono jumps back, spins around and launches the energy from the absorbed ice bolts at wordless, knocking him back and freezing him slightly. Then off to the side, everyone sees a large glow... and a massive laser cuts into the TARDIS, dealing 15000 damage to the shielding! Fury lets off an armor piercing round, but it only does 3000 damage to the shield.

End of Turn Battle

piono is surrounded by various combatants, the Raging Long Legs charges towards the TARDIS, it appears that he's in quite a situation. Give up. You're outmatched. If you give up now, then I might show you some mercy. Might. piono chuckles. Remember that one lesson you taught me? When outmatched; cheat. Suddenly, the TARDIS has changed location and sends out a wave of energy bolts at everything charging at piono, stopping all the attacks and dealing 1 damage to Eric and 5000 damage to dimentiosome's avatar. Piono is over by the Raging Long Legs, and leg-swipes it, dealing 7500 damage with Uranium's Umbrage.

The Godmodder looks around and begins thinking, it seems that almost everyone has forgotten about him... Rick Astley begins setting up a stage, who knows what evil machinations he's up to! The Optical Camouflage loses 10% durability from usage.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 69/100: The Banhammer [A]

piono [PG?]: Hp: 15/20: uranium’s Umbrage [A]: Void of Heat [A]

Dimentio [PG?]: Hp: ???

TARDIS [PG?]: Hp: ???. Shielding: Hp: 134000/250000

Cyber-Navarro [AG]: Hp: 33000/45000

Dimentio’s fighting avatar [AG]: Hp: 20000/25000

Eric [AG?]: Hp: 19/20

Raging Long Legs [N]: 22500/70000

The Emerald Nova [A]: out of ammo.

Hi-Tech Gun [A]: Ammo: 6/10: equipped by: h2obox

Broken Anachronism [A]: equipped by: Twin Tropers

Oblivion’s Guardian [A]: equipped by: Wordless Summons.

Magical Wrath [A]: soul-bound to: Tabbune

Pizza Gloves [A]: battery power: 90% equipped by: Jondanger 23

M-920 Cain [A]: Ammo: 8/10 equipped by: Ichigo

VSS Vintorez [A]: 10/10 Ammo. 9/10 AP rounds. equipped by: Armored Fury

Optical Camouflage [A]: Durability: 90% equipped by: Armored Fury

Rick Astley [H]: Hp: ???

edited 8th Aug '14 6:24:20 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

(1st draw) If my immediate previous charge looked funny for a second, I was editing this one and I realized I edited the wrong one. It's back now.

Evil.

   126/200    Surt's Evility is much welcome in this school environment.

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   DAVROS    13/70

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*chants an evil chant*

   If you found your maker’s bag of bones and learned the secrets of your smart phones, would you cast them out and immolate, or dev-v-v-v-vour your laptop and assimilate? Umbilical extension cords in the offspring birth trumpets the progress omen of our future mirth The chimera machinations create tech manticores, ushering in a new age of the Mecto Amore.   

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3+ to the CREATIVITY!!! (and a cookie to whoever can guess where the evil chant came from WITHOUT looking up the lyrics OR looking up the song.)

edited 8th Aug '14 6:20:13 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I'm a guy, Piono.

Let's see... I suppose we can't have too many tanky frontliners. 3/15

Blade Mail is pretty similar to the Thornmail, so I think I'll just build Atma's Impaler. 3/15

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I meet up with Navarro, give him the Optical Camouflage, and whack him with a medikit. I order him to use the camo to sneak up behind piono.

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Free +1s, folks. Grab it while you can!

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I try again, this time with a syringe full of poison!

Portal:

12/100

Ol' Trusty:

4/6

Pleased that my attack was able to injure the godmodder, I pull out my wand and cast Avada Kedavra on Rick Astley, knowing that it would be unwise to ignore him.

Cannon: 14/25 (Claiming one of Fury's +1s.)

Excalibur: 5/30 (Claiming one of Lord Herobrine's +1s.)

edited 8th Aug '14 1:44:21 PM by IchigoMontoya

58/80

14/150

I give Rick Astley a high five for being Rick Astley.

3 +1s!

edited 8th Aug '14 10:23:40 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

(2nd draw)

Evil.

   127/200   

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   DAVROS    14/70

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I widen my eyes, and grab Rick Astley out of the way, convincing him about my plan of Evility. I also shield him from attack.

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3+ to the CREATIVITY!!!

I am the once and future king.

I throw a pie at the godmodder's face. From orbit. Yes.

I start practicing some Krav Maga moves with/on h2obox. [5/10] +1 from h2obox.

I haven't found what I'm looking for in any of the smaller ships... Maybe one of those Cruiser wrecks... Hey Fury! Help me search this, would ya? [5/75] +1 from Armored Fury

I get creative. +1 to the Creativity!

   I give the names of some of my mob connections to Lord Herobrine. +1 to evilness   

Free +1 for whoever wants it!

x6 Steam Powered Giraffe, ain't it? Mecto Amore? Not a bad song, imho.

edited 8th Aug '14 12:52:46 PM by Surt

Party time!

60/80 thanks

15/150

I then fire the Hi Tech gun at Rick.

3 +1s!

Welcome to my special hell.

I land on my head... Or would have, if I didn't open up a portal and do a Scorpion-style(Mortal Kombat 9) teleportation punch right into the back of piono's head.

Look at about 5 minutes in.

I start on some Capoeira. [6/10]

None of the cruisers have it either... Hmm... Hey, Fury! Let's check the Mothership wreck!. [7/75].

Creativity. Go. +1.

   I show up to the local super villain university as a guest lecturer. +1 to Lord Herobrine's 200-pointer.   

Free +1 to whoever wants it!

edited 9th Aug '14 3:00:21 AM by Surt

Party time!

34/60 Disco Defense Ball Claiming 1 .

15/50 Dedan

3 +1's for everyone to grab whose first name i don't know! Basically a fancy way to say everyone.

edited 8th Aug '14 1:10:49 PM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

I could be back at this time, but I'm not quite sure how far my charges have progressed since I went on vacation. Anyone to fill me in?

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I cast Sectumsempra on Piono.

Cannon: 16/25 (Claiming one of h2obox's +1s.)

Excalibur: 7/30 (Claiming one of Kayne's +1s.)

Radiant Tanky Frontliner: 6/15 Taking Surt and h20's.

I buy a Brawler's Gloves for 400 gold. 6/15 Also from Herobrine and Kayne's.

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I decline Surt's offer, seeing that I'm preparing to snipe Rick Astley.

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@Surt: I send some engineers to take my place instead. 8/75

And that leaves me with a pair of free +1s.

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I shoot a beam of high-pressure water at Piono, which if he blocks with Void of Heat covers him in the steam, and Uranium Umbrage turns it into radioactive water, increasing the damage.

7/11

43/50

Nice Avatar, Armored. Is it Kancolle?

edited 9th Aug '14 8:50:42 AM by Tabbune

35/60 Disco Defense Ball

16/50 Dedan

I stand around and take notes.

3 +1's at the free +1's bar.

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

I continue my brutual assualt on piono, contining to attack and attack and attack and attack ...

Reality Marble? I don't know what that is ... But it sounds like my kinda thing! I begin setting up a blessing for the polearm. 12/25

We need something to amplify our attacks, to make them more varied, more powerful, so that we can keep up with this growing threat ... and Rick Astley. 1/10

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

I give Eric a defensive buff.

8/11, 44/50