Destroy The Godmodder

M-920 Cain: 10/10 (Claiming one of h2obox's +1s.)

The Cain finally arrives. After locking and loading it, I equip the Cain and fire it at the TARDIS.

Cannon: 9/25 (Claiming one of Fury's +1s.)

I continue to gather the whereabouts of Simon and Kamina. Meanwhile, I also gather some intel on Yoko's location.

young!Simon and Kamina — 2/20

Yoko - 1/19

edited 6th Aug '14 3:21:45 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

55/80

11/150

I throw fruit at the godmodder.

   Raisins.   

3 +1s!

Welcome to my special hell.

(1st Draw)

   EVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITYEVILITY       125/200    +1 from above

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With tech manticores and machinations, I travel back in time to talk to a child. His name,    DAVROS    11/70 [[Taking another 1+ from above]]

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I conjure up a jukebox and work on it for a bit, preparing for my second free attack.

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3+ to the Free with a cherry tree in with a little bit of Badass next to me ~ WHEEEEEE!!!

edited 6th Aug '14 5:56:53 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

+3 for trade.

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PIONO!!! By Quad and/or Ios, YOU were behind the Dimentio thing?

   YOU SHALL DIE!!!   

I begin channeling the    RAW CREATIVITY    through the wand I conveniently still have, still containing the souls of PAM and TARDIS. Maybe this will do something.

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   98/1000   

IMPERIOUS!!! MORTIFER!!! FODIO!!! VILLANUS!!!

Would it be okay if every 100 posts, the creativity does something, albeit far weaker than the full charge?

Heart of Gold: 10/15

edited 6th Aug '14 9:30:04 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

(2nd Draw) I take all three of Dimentio's and give him the three of mine for his creativity. Evil.

   129/200    +1 from above

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With tech manticores and machinations, I travel back in time to talk to a child. His name,    DAVROS    12/70

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I then let loose the jukebox inside the TARDIS with mega dubstep.

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I am the once and future king.

I spam annoying status effect inducing spells at Piono.

3/11

38/50: wow, it took quite the quick path.

Still assembling... 24/25

Optical Camouflage: 19/20 Taking h20's.

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I spend my free action taking a look at the Godmodder, examining his physical features and equipment.

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Three +1s are available, if you need it.

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I circle piono, carefully observing him. If he charges me, I will attack just before him, to throw him off his guard. If he shoots me, I will try to dodge roll out of the way.

Maybe blessed with the power with the elements? Or manipulating a specific part of the universe? 7/25

I begin digging a large hole in the ground, away from the rest of the battlefield. 6/10

Raging continues his reckless assault on the TARDIS.

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

30/60 Disco Defense Ball

13/50 Dedan

- Inner Dialogue -

H. H.: I GUESS IT'S OKAY FOR US TO GO WILDCARD NOW.

Kayne: I agree. Fine then, Dedan will enter Hostile/Neutral when summoned.

H. H.: TH FIRST. TO OFFER AN ALTERNATIVE WE LIKE. should get a present.

Kayne: And before we go public with it, we should decide what to gift to our new home faction. I guess a new organic mech is in order! I hope i still remember the plans for Roland 3.0.

- /Inner Dialogue -

My change to Hostile/Neutral will be official once Dedan hit's the field. I keep being AG until then. With a small stint in neutral to harvest more charges.

I charge the attack i do next post.

3x +1 for everyone who is not Jondanger! Go get em boys!

edited 7th Aug '14 4:26:56 AM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

I shoot the shields of the TARDIS with my pistol, making 'pew pew' noises for extra damage.

Or maybe it can be super powerful, force enemies back, and rip through big enemies like butter. 8/25

The hole continues to get bigger and bigger, making a nice large cave underground. 8/10 (+1 from Kayne)

edited 7th Aug '14 4:42:33 AM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

I try to free myself from the sludge with fire magic, then I try to help Eric attack whatever non-AG entity he attacks.

4/11, 39/50

edited 7th Aug '14 8:11:56 AM by Tabbune

Violation! I suppose you didn't believe me when I said no taking more than a single +1 from a charge? Herobrine, I do believe your charge is at 125/200, not 130 as you believe it to be. If you keep violating this rule I will take points off your charge as a penalty.

Q&A: @dimentiosome: Meh, I suppose that's fine this one time. @kayne: okay, you'll be switching to neutral. But like in the main thread, Hostile is not applicable to players.

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jondanger unleashes the pizzas of death on the TARDIS, Dimentio begins going into evasive maneuvers, causing the pizzas to use up extra battery, but still dealing 5000 damage to the shield. 10% battery loss. Ichigo grabs sludge and throws it at piono, who does an epic backflip, propelled by the use of the golden novas as jump-packs. Fury sends his engineers over, and piono directs them away from the line of fire so as to keep them from being injured in the current fight. Fury heals Navarro for 3000 health and directs him to hide this round. h2o throws butterfingers at the godmodder. And that was supposed to do... what? The godmodder likes Butterfingers! He doesn't eat them of course, they're covered in sludge now.

Ichigo finally receives his gun, grabs it, and unloads the first rounds into the TARDIS shields, the TARDIS is moving about wildly, dodging pizzas, so the shots do less damage. 2500 damage to the shields. Omega continues working on... whatever he's working on. h2o throws raisins at the godmodder. What is it with you and throwing food at me? Are we in a school cafeteria or something? Lord Herobrine summons up a jukebox. What? Oh no, its you. piono's eyes move to the wand of    CREATIVITY    and his eyes widen. Oh gorilla. Herobrine launches the jukeboxes into the TARDIS expertly, turned up to 11, on dubstep. The subwoofers cause the TARDIS to flail even more wildly.    Agh! Its even more annoying than Tricky's twitch!    a minicritted 4000 damage to the TARDIS shields when it slams into the ground.

Tabbune begins spamming status-effect spells at piono. Piono waits until the barrage is done, and then drinks a bucket of milk, taking off every last one. Fury examines the Godmodder. The Godmodder is currently wielding the Banhammer, which is basically the combat equivalent of that which a server admin might wield. It has ridiculously high knockback and hurts a lot even before you land. He is outfitted in full godmod plate, which alerts him to various things and makes him immune to status debuffs, as well as nearly invincible.

Wordless circles piono. piono grins, raises the golden nova, wordless jumps to roll out of the way, and piono brings up the other nova right at spot where wordless is aiming to land. A no-win situation. With one of the few weapons that might incapacitate one of you with a direct hit. He pulls the trigger and... click. clickclickclick. WHAT?!? There's a clip!? Great, and now I have to bring it back to Godcraft before I can use it again. piono tosses one of the golden novas away, and puts the other back in his inventory. He then draws his two swords. Uraniums Umbrage and the Void of Heat. Uraniums Umbrage is bright green and seems to have an aftershadow of a sort. The Void of Heat radiates cold, but in the same way that wildfires or volcanoes radiate heat.

Wordless gets up, brushes himself off, then raises his pistol to fire at the TARDIS. The discarded emerald nova flies through the air and hits him in the back of the head, knocking him to the ground due to there not being any solid ground to keep a grip on. Tabbune burns away the remaining sludge prematurely with large amounts of fire magic, and then prepares to help Eric. Thanks.

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End of Turn Battle

The Raging Long Legs is now enraged, and begins stomping around the battlefield aimlessly, just trying to stomp on something. piono dodges between the legs as Eric rushes him. Tabbune blasts from the side with a massive gout of flame, Eric swings his sword around, the Raging Long Legs steps down... This is what we call a no-win situation. 3 damage to piono. The TARDIS is too busy spinning out of control to attack, the godmodder rushes over and brings the banhammer around to clobber Eric, Eric does a matrix duck right under the first swing, and blocks the second with his sword, but is still sent flying backwards. 1 damage to Eric.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 70/100: The Banhammer [A]

piono [PG?]: Hp: 16/20: uranium’s Umbrage [A]: Void of Heat [A]

Dimentio [PG?]: Hp: ???

TARDIS [PG?]: Hp: ???. Shielding: Hp: 159500/250000

Cyber-Navarro [AG]: Hp: 33000/45000

Eric [AG?]: Hp: 20/20

Raging Long Legs [N]: 30000/70000

The Emerald Nova [A]: out of ammo.

Hi-Tech Gun [A]: Ammo: 6/10: equipped by: h2obox

Broken Anachronism [A]: equipped by: Twin Tropers

Oblivion’s Guardian [A]: equipped by: Wordless Summons.

Magical Wrath [A]: soul-bound to: Tabbune

Pizza Gloves [A]: battery power: 90% equipped by: Jondanger 23

M-920 Cain [A]: Ammo: 9/10 equipped by: Ichigo

edited 7th Aug '14 9:19:50 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I look for Steve?, wondering what teh gorilla he's doing. Unfortunately, he is nowhere be be found, as he is now a big-shot director who stole most of my credit. :P

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   99/1000   

My body begins glowing as awesome stuff begins to happen.

...Which I'll explain when I'm at 100.

Heart of Gold: 11/15 (Please boost this! The first 3 to boost get a +1!)

edited 7th Aug '14 3:09:29 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

After putting in an order for Excalibur, I put my iPod's headphones on the godmodder's ears, then blast the theme song to My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic through said headphones at maximum volume.

Cannon: 10/25

Excalibur: 1/30

The warlocks use their magic to power the Heart of Gold. 12/15

There we go!◊ The VSS Vintorez is ready for use! 25/25

^{VSS Vintorez Sniper Rifle} 

Weapon Artifact

Attack Power Increase: Medium

Durability: 20 shots (1 Magazine with normal rounds and 1 with AP rounds)

Specials:

• SP-6 Armor-piercing rounds - Ignores defensive buffs. Deals half damage to shields and the other half through the shield. Switching magazines uses up a turn.

• Rapid Fire - May attack twice per post.

• Silenced - Attacking does not reveal the user when cloaked.

• Subsonic rounds - Attacks are easier to dodge... If they know its coming.

The Optical Camouflage is finished! 20/20

^{Optical Camouflage} 

Utility Artifact

Durability: Medium

Specials:

• Invisibility - User cannot be targeted directly, but still takes Splash Damage. Also increases critical hit chance. Attacking breaks the invisibility and requires a turn to re-cloak.

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Godmod plates, huh? I suppose we're going to need a couple thousand charges for something like that.

Navarro, being the sneaky guy he is, slips into a better ambush spot. I equip the Vintorez and Camo, turn the cloak on, and load a magazine full of SP-6 rounds.

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@Dimentio: Sure thing. 13/15

There's still a couple of +1s left, if anyone need it.

edited 7th Aug '14 9:48:21 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I throw a syringe of freezing juice at piono.

Portal:

11/100

And it's named Ol' Trusty. 3/6.

56/80

12/150

I one post troll summon Rick Astley.

3 +1s!

Welcome to my special hell.

I shoot Piono with the Cain.

Cannon: 12/25 (Claiming one of Fury's +1s.)

Excalibur: 3/30 (Claiming one of h2obox's +1s.)

Let's get that Heart of Gold ready for use. 14/15

57/80

13/150

I engage the godmodder in fisticuffs. FIGHT ME MAN TO MANN, NO BANHAMMER.

2 free +1s, and 1 +1 to Dimentio.

edited 7th Aug '14 11:35:23 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

32/60 Disco Defense Ball Claiming one of h2o's

14/50 Dedan

I FALCON PUNCH! the TARDIS.

3x +1 up for grabs.

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

FREE +1s!!! (x3)

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   101/1000   

   HEHEH, LOOKS LIKE I CAME BACK AT JUST THE RIGHT TIME!!!!!   

A colossal Combat Avatar in the shape of PARDISPRITE surrounds me, causing me to levitate in the air. My eyes turn completely white.^* Not that this inhibits my vision at all. It just looks cool. The sunglasses, on the other hand...also don't inhibit my vision.

Heart of Gold: 15/15

Before I do that, however, I flick on the Infinite Improbability Drive. Once the avatar is around me, I grab the ship and attempt to squash piono with it, all the while random crap is appearing everywhere.

Yes, I am a Humongous Mecha Hard Light Hologram wielding a spaceship literally powered by improbability.

*Glasses pull. I now have 2 pairs on.*

Deal avec il!

edited 7th Aug '14 8:50:45 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I manage to get Simon and Kamina on the line. I tell them to get ready for some serious battle, and to bring Gurren Lagann. Meanwhile, Yoko proves hard to track down. I receive a letter from Lordgenome saying "Hey! What about me?"

young!Simon and Kamina — 3/20

Yoko - 2/19

Lordgenome - 1/19

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

(1st Draw)

Evil.

   126/200   

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   DAVROS    13/70

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I run an impromptu fight club and give a 1% crit to all players doing physical attacks.

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3+ to the CREATIVITY!!!

edited 8th Aug '14 6:03:41 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I pick myself up, shake my head, and charge instantly at piono, delivering a furious barrage of blows, spinning the Guardian around like a badass.

I think catching the enemy on a side they least except is a good tactic. Maybe becoming invisible or disappearing from them? 10/25 (+1 from Kayne)

I begin attaching a large vault door to the cave, to seal in anything I need to secure. 9/10

I try to calm down Raging, and point him toward the TARDIS.

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.