Destroy The Godmodder

Dude, Random = Worst target Possible

I thank Kayne for helping out the neutral faction, before pulling out a pistol and shoting piono. At point blank range.

The weapon will have to be exotic, or something you don't expect to see everyday. 3/25 (+1 from Kayne)

Maybe a pocket world? Or a fort? 3/10 (+1 from Kayne)

And Raging Long Legs continues whatever it's doing.

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

49/50

6/150

Welcome to my special hell.

Q&A: @herobrine: No, sorry, you are not allowed to merge charges. @Tabbune: No, I think in terms of nerfing I'm just going to remove the durability from it since such high durability would have been problematic. It'll probably get removed at the end of this event somehow. @twin: Nope. It doesn't go without saying, summoning items just summons them for team use. @fury: By the way, I'm buffing Navarro's attack power a little bit.

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Tabbune attempts to trap the godmodder in a massive water ball, but the godmodder vaporizes it with a heat ray. Ichigo crosses over into darkness, absorbing large amounts of power of the One Ring. Oh dear, I should have brought Sauron along. Oh well, I'll just have to kill you myself. Ichigo attempts to teleport snapping turtles into piono's pants, but piono seems to be protected from teleportation of most forms by his temporary connection to the TARDIS.

Fury summons Cyber-Navarro, then runs to grab Broken Anachronism, but it knocked away by twin tropers desperately rushing to claim at least one of his own artifacts. Jondanger jumps behind piono to try and steal his emerald nova, but piono whirls around, smashes the side of one of them into jon, then fires into him with both. However, as there is still large quantities of sludge on the ground, this sends piono skidding backwards. Lord herobrine whips out a shot gun, aiming at the godmodder's hand, but the godmodder levitates out of the way, avoiding the mysterious sludge on the battlefield.

Tabbune summons Magical Wrath, soulbinding it to himself. Ichigo throws EMP grenades at the TARDIS, dealing 5000 damage to the shield. Jondanger finishes the pizza gloves, but discovers that they have a faulty battery pack that can't be replaced, it is not rechargeable. h2o fires the hi-tech gun at piono's shield, dealing 15000 damage to it since piono is sliding too fast to dodge any rounds. Stop you? Heh. You have me all wrong. I really couldn't care less about your minor skirmish here, all that concerns me is that right now Dimentio is time-locked here and that I figured I might as well take the opportunity to run an errand.

Lord Herobrine loads lots and lots of extra shells into the shotchipper, preparing to use its last dying gasps to perform a powerful attack, but as he pulls the trigger, the shotchipper shivers, trembles, quivers, and EXPLODES!!! sending metal shards an ceramic shrapnel at everything. 10000 damage to piono's shield, 15000 damage to the TARDIS shield, and 6000 damage to the shotchipper. The shotchipper is no more. Twin attempts to use his Game Master powers on the godmodder, but nothing happens. The godmodder grins. You noob. You only get to keep your Game Master powers while you're a Game Master! The godmodder brings around the Banhammer, slamming it into Twin's face, sending him flying off into the distance.

Navarro hides, and fury asks piono what he and dimentio are doing here. Grabbing something. I need some engineers and I seem to recall that yours might do quite nicely. Wordless charges piono as he gets back up. Sonofanenderman piono brings up the emerald novas, and fires as the sword clips his shield, bringing it down by 20000 health, the guns' massive recoil launches him backwards across the sludge just in time. The Raging Long Legs gets back up and charges the godmodder. Kayne heals a random ??? entity, and the TARDIS shields regain 3000 health. Wordless points his pistol at piono, and attempts to point-blank range him. But quick as flash, piono switches out with uraniums umbrage, deflects the bullet, then switches back to the emerald novas.

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End of turn Battle

The army of Skeletons fire on the TARDIS again, dealing 7000 damage before Dimentio blasts them to pieces. The Raging Long Legs attempts to stomp the godmodder, but the godmodder brings the banhammer around in a wide arc, sending the Raging Long Legs flying and dealing 30000 damage to it. Navarro stays hidden, analyzing the situation. piono brings up the emerald novas, aims them behind himself, and propels himself across the sludge towards fury's engineers.

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Battlefield: sludged: three rounds remaining

Godmodder: Hp: 70/100: The Banhammer [A]

Cyber-Navarro [AG]: Hp: 45000/45000

Raging Long Legs [N]: 40000/70000

Hi-Tech Gun [A]: Ammo: 7/10: equipped by: h2obox

Broken Anachronism [A]: equipped by: Twin Tropers

Oblivion’s Guardian [A]: equipped by: Wordless Summons.

Magical Wrath [A]: soul-bound to: Tabbune

Pizza Gloves [A]: equipped by: Jondanger 23

piono [???]: Hp: 20/20: shield: Hp: 5000/50000: The Emerald Nova [A] x2

Dimentio [???]: Hp: ???

TARDIS [???]: Hp: ???. Shielding: Hp: 206000/250000

edited 5th Aug '14 8:50:22 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

VSS Vintorez: 20/25

Optical Camouflage: 14/20

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I explain to Piono that I'll be happy to lend him some engineers, as long he asks nicely. Said engineers are scrambling for cover as Piono charges at them.

Over the comm channel, I order Navarro to stay hidden and play some stalking music on his built-in music player, increasing the damage he does on the next turn.

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More +3s!

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I lend piono some scientists if he needs them too.

Portal:

9/100

I begin making a Pwnhammer. 1/6

edited 5th Aug '14 9:20:42 AM by Jondanger23

(1st Draw)

TARDIS presence allows me to infiltrate the Eye of Harmony and collect the evility of the Doctor. And boy, do we have some evil in here!    119/200    +1

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With tech manticores and machinations, I travel back in time to talk to a child. His name,    DAVROS    8/70

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Gathering up the Ceramic Shards, I shuck them into another dimension so they can be reused. I like pottery. I also throw Derpy at the Godmodder.

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3+ to the Free with a cherry tree in with a little bit of Badass next to me ~ WHEEEEEE!!!

edited 5th Aug '14 9:42:59 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

50/80: changed my mind; now a summon.    The Unrivaled King of Mounted Machine guns, The Man-At-Legs, draws kinda far but still near.   

8/150:thanks

Oh. Sorry then.....

I fire the high tech gun at the godmodder.

3 +1s!

edited 5th Aug '14 10:40:59 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

29/60 Disco Defense Ball +1 by h2obox

12/50 Dedan (Good Ghost Copy)

What? this session taking place after or before DTG 2?

I heal a random AG entity!

3x +1's, coated in sugar!

edited 5th Aug '14 2:25:29 PM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

Have fun healing nothing.

edited 5th Aug '14 2:26:50 PM by Jondanger23

52/80 thanks taking one

9/50

I hold the high tech gun.

3 +1s!

Welcome to my special hell.

I use my Power Fists to deliver a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to Piono's shield.

Cannon: 5/25 (Claiming one of Kayne's +1s.)

M-920 Cain: 5/10 (Claiming one of h2obox's +1s.)

Just going to answer Kayne's question quick. The answer is right after. When the third one happens this session will be sort of like DTG 1.5

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Piono, is the sword already charged with a 'magic cue ball', and how do we obtain more 'cue balls' ? Or is all that a secret?

I rush piono with the Guardian a final time, attempt to break the shield and strike a blow.

Raging Long Legs realises its mistake, runs away from the godmodder, and smashes into the tardis.

"Heh, guess you're going to need a new one of those. Or you could remake it. Call it the Retardis." *badumtish*

I decide to make it in the image of a fancy pole-arm. A really fancy pole-arm. 4/25

A really large fort sounds good. Or some kinda cave base. 4/10

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

Here are the specs for the gun: 22/25 Taking Kayne's.

^{VSS Vintorez Sniper Rifle} 

Weapon Artifact

Attack Power Increase: Medium

Durability: 20 shots (1 Magazine with normal rounds and 1 with AP rounds)

Specials:

• SP-6 Armor-piercing rounds - Ignores defensive buffs. Deals half damage to shields and the other half through the shield. Switching magazines uses up a turn.

• Rapid Fire - May attack twice per post.

• Silenced - Attacking does not reveal the user when cloaked.

• Subsonic rounds - Attacks are easier to dodge... If they know its coming.

And the Optical Camo: 16/20 Another from Herobrine.

^{Optical Camouflage} 

Utility Artifact

Durability: Medium

Specials:

• Invisibility - User cannot be targeted directly, but still takes Splash Damage. Also increases critical hit chance. Attacking breaks the invisibility and requires a turn to re-cloak.

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I continue to monitor Navarro's performance while he stalks around the Battlefield.

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@Wordless: As a medieval weapon enthusiast, I am interested in this polearm of yours. 5/25

And that leaves a pair of +1s available for use.

edited 5th Aug '14 8:29:52 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I assist Wordless by blasting Piono's shield with my RPG.

Cannon: 6/25

M-920 Cain: 7/10 (Claiming one of Fury's +1s.)

I rush to stop Piono, then attack him. "Are you strong enough, piono?"

1/11: I quickly go to my Abductor Portal, and link it to Azeroth.

36/100

3 +1s for anyone that posts, I want to take my second turn.

edited 6th Aug '14 4:09:35 AM by Tabbune

I rush toward the shield of the TARDIS, and repeatedly slash away at the defensive bubble.

I needs some kind of amazing ability, sets it apart from the rest of the 'magical items' 6/25

Hmm, a cave base sounds interesting. And it can work as a giant vault, for all the neutral gear! 5/10

Raging continues smashing apart the TARDIS. SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH.

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

I buff my own attack strength until end of turn.

2/11

37/100

(2nd Draw)

Bad Youtube remixes are bad. EVILITYYYYY!!! There is a reason the actions keep getting worse. I'm not running out of ideas here ;)    122/200    +1 from tabs and armored

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With tech manticores and machinations, I travel back in time to talk to a child. His name,    DAVROS    9/70

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I put on my Winston Churchill hat and inspire all the neutral characters to fight against the Godmodder, or at least give us some slack.

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3+ to the Free with a cherry tree in with a little bit of Badass next to me ~ WHEEEEEE!!!

I am the once and future king.

Q&A: @wordless: No, the sword is not charged with a magic cueball. No, you cannot obtain any at this time. They are very rare and if you were able to supercharge that sword right now it would end the fight prematurely. @fury: Okay, those artifacts sound good.

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piono stops rushing fury and his engineers. Alright then. Fine. I'll need to take a few of your engineers back to the Godmodder war previous to this. You stay out of my fight and I won't bother you or anyone else that leaves me alone. Navarro prepares to do a nifty sneak attack this round. Jondanger offers his scientists. No thank you, but feel free to stay out of my fight, I have no need of scientists, just engineers. Lord Herobrine tosses his ceramic shards into a small portal, then hears shattering. He rummages around inside, but he can't find any of the ceramic shards. Hmm... He then throws Derpy at the Godmodder. The Godmodder rages, he HATES My Little Pony, and slams Derpy off into the distance with the Banhammer.

h2o fires the hi-tech gun at the godmodder, the godmodder deflects most of the shots expertly with the Banhammer, despite its bulk, and the shots that make it through just ricochet off his armor. Kayne attempts to over-heal Navarro, but sadly, overheal is not a function in this game. h2o holds the Hi-tech gun, but does nothing of use in his second action. Ichigo rushes forward with his power fists, slamming into piono's shield, dealing 2500 damage to it. Wordless rushes piono with Oblivion's Guardian. He brings down the sword and... piono uses one of the emerald novas in a leg sweep, bringing his legs out from under him with the slippery sludge all over the floor, causing the attack to fail. Good weapons don't make a good warrior wordless. Then Ichigo's rocket hits him in the back. Shield disabled!

Fury keeps tabs on Navarro, who has chosen his target. Navarro seems to be doing well. Tabbune rushes forward to attack piono. Piono tosses an Emerald Nova up in the air, punches Tabbune so hard Tabbune flies several yards then skids for much farther on the sludge, then catches the emerald nova. Yes. I am strong enough. Wordless jumps at the TARDIS.    Oh dear.    25000 damage to the TARDIS. Tabbune spends the rest of the round attack buffing himself. Lord Herobrine attempts to inspire everyone to attack the godmodder, but no sell. The Godmodder slams him into the distance with the Banhammer.

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End of Turn Battle

The Raging Long-Legs charges the TARDIS, dealing 10000 damage to the shield.    Well that's not nice, you're scratching the paint job!    Dimentio blasts wordless and Long Legs away, dealing 10000 damage to Raging Long Legs. The godmodder sits there, watching the showdown, and decides to take a short rest while everyone is attacking piono.

piono stares around at everyone attacking him. Suddenly, the sky flashes gold. A light crashes down from the sky, and hits the ground, launching sludge everywhere. Standing there is a tall man, seemingly in his twenties. He wears a long black jacket, a white tunic, and black slacks. He holds a sword that seems to radiate power. piono! How DARE you!?!? Oh, hello Eric. I wasn't expecting you here. How stupid do you think I am? I have had people watching this place to see what your Dimentio clone would do. Ah. I suppose I should have expected that. But don't you have more pressing matters to attend to. Quelling an inter-universal war does no good if the instigator is still alive to start another one as soon as I put down the first. Well then, I suppose I'll have to deal with you now, rather than later. Piono raises the emerald nova and aims it at Eric.

Navarro sees his chance, and leaps. 1 damage to piono. piono whirls around and unloads round after round into Cyber-Navarro, then twists the guns to the side, sliding across the sludge just out of the way of Eric's blade. Navarro gets up, having taken 15000 damage. Piono growls, a low, guttural sound. To the trained eye, shadows of darkness and eldritch magic can be seen to rise from him. Eric looks at Navarro Thank you. Navarro just nods.    Uh oh... This can't be good.    piono turns to the godmodder, I know we ended up as enemies in the last war, but I suppose that the current situation calls for a truce. Maybe an alliance? The godmodder looks at him and nods. I guess I'm taking down two criminals instead of just one.

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Battlefield: sludged: two rounds remaining

Godmodder: Hp: 70/100: The Banhammer [A]

piono [PG?]: Hp: 19/20: The Emerald Nova [A] x2

Dimentio [PG?]: Hp: ???

TARDIS [PG?]: Hp: ???. Shielding: Hp: 171000/250000

Cyber-Navarro [AG]: Hp: 30000/45000

Eric [AG?]: Hp: 20/20

Raging Long Legs [N]: 30000/70000

Hi-Tech Gun [A]: Ammo: 6/10: equipped by: h2obox

Broken Anachronism [A]: equipped by: Twin Tropers

Oblivion’s Guardian [A]: equipped by: Wordless Summons.

Magical Wrath [A]: soul-bound to: Tabbune

Pizza Gloves [A]: equipped by: Jondanger 23

edited 6th Aug '14 9:14:34 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I direct the pizzas to attack the Tardis's shield.

Portal:

10/100 10% COMPLETE! YEAH!

Yeah, a Pwnhammer that can turn into a clockwork assault rifle. 2/6

I grab a handful of sludge and throw it into Piono's eyes.

Cannon: 7/25

M-920 Cain: 8/10

Oh good, the gun's here. Now to assemble it... 23/25

Optical Camouflage: 17/20

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Very well. I round up some of the engineers and direct them to Piono. Hopefully they'll return alive and well.

Checking Navarro's status... Damn. His armor isn't made to withstand a gun of that caliber. I remotely activate his built-in medikit (Free action) and order him to dodge the next attack.

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More free +1s!

edited 6th Aug '14 9:58:08 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

54/80:thx

10/150

I throw candy at the godmodder.

   Butterfingers.   

3 +1s!

Welcome to my special hell.