Destroy The Godmodder

What shield?

Crap, that was h20. Fix'd.

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

BLUH!!!!!!!! I barely have any time to do things besides DTG 2 on the Internet... I'll post here pretty quickly.

Support Summon - Alchemy Drop: 10/10 +++++

Thanks to other peoples' help, I have finished the Alchemy Drop! Everyone on the Battlefield sees a shape quickly descend from the sky! It lands on the ground with a THUD, where it reveals itself to be a massive white orb. A panel opens up from it, revealing a Mann Co. Crate! Thankfully, I have the Key right here... somewhere.. I just... no... ...

Hold on a minute.

There. Had to trade for one, but it was worth it. So, ahem, now! NOW, I have the Key, and I unlock the Crate, revealing sweet, SWEET LOOTS!

> TG: Reveal sweet loots to fellow players.

Broken Anachronism - A truly astounding clockwork sword with gears spinning on all sides. A broken clock lies at the center of it, and its grip is a polished organ pipe. The cross-guards are record needles, and the blade itself is slightly vibrating, as if it is alive. However, it is split apart, rendering itself useless. At least, it would be, if the sword did not have complete mastery over time. It can change its form into one of many used in its long life, and it grants the user power to travel through time at will, though he'd best be careful where he goes!

The alchemical code for this is 5haT7eR02.

Oblivion's Guardian - A truly astounding polished sword that looks as if it was carved from marble. It is very simple and elegant in design, and is colored only in several varying hues of white. The blade itself is very long, and extremely sharp, and the grip is wrapped in cloth. Its pommel is a cueball, and the weapon crackles intermittently with green energy. It has complete mastery over time, and grants the user power over teleportation and wormholes. It can also change its form into different weapons.

The alchemical code for this is 5haT7er01.

The Banhammer - A gargantuan abomination of a hammer that is taller than a small hill. Its head is merely two huge cubes connected together through several clockwork devices and gears. The cubes are pulsating with a malevolent, bronze entropy, and a Command Block can be seen in both cubes, hooked up to machinery. The handle is made of a material stronger than steel, and it radiates heat. It appears to have limited control over the elements, and can condense them all into one lustrous attack.

The alchemical code for this is 60DMod3!.

Emerald Nova - A huge, golden staff wielded by Lord English. It resembles a pool cue, and in that way serves as a very literal metaphor for a universal game of billiards. A flashing stripe runs around it, shining in the colors of pool balls. At the top, a green orb rests, showing a giant star. Truly an instrument of destruction and despair, and this isn't even its final form.

The alchemical code for this is HAHEEHOO.

Support Summon - Alchemy Drop II: 1/20 ++++++++++

Entity Summon - Regnum Dei: 10/40 ++++++++++++++++++++

edited 3rd Aug '14 4:18:45 PM by TwinTropers

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

So, what are we supposed to do with the Alchemy Drop?

I have completed my thinking, and officially create the faction known as NEUTRALITY! My first act as first (and only) neutral member, is to ...... pick up the mysterious blade known as Oblivion's Guardian and investigate its mysterious properties.

39/39 (+1 from Armored) The mages reach the end of the chant, and the light from the circle goes out. Then, on the ground, tiny circular shadows appear, which steadily grow larger. Then, a massive four legged, insect lands with a spherical body and huge flat feet. The beast then turns toward the battle, and begins a rhythmic stomping. Raging Long Legs Summoned! As a neutral entity.

^note Raging Long Legs (ゾウノアシ) is a boss in Pikmin 2. The beast starts stomping angrily if enough damage is dealt to it that it becomes agitated; this is more dangerous due to the size of its feet. The fact that it has a larger body means that damage can be done to it much easier.

10/10 I unleash my bolt of mysterious onto the field, creating a thick, unknown sludge on the ground, slipping up all the entities for this turn.

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

Notes: ... You guys seem to have missed something. Piono is at 20 health. He left last time with 15.

Q&A: @tabbune: neutral's goal is anything other than helping the godmodder or fighting the godmodder. Its basically whatever the heck you want it to be. @fury: Well, the upside to being neutral is that you don't get targeted as often, but you don't get any sort of stat boost. The downside is the obvious one of that no one else is really on your side and people have very little reason to help you. The reason why massive rushes have been the only things working well is because I have been having to jump from thing to thing and try and account for the massive charges you've been running so I haven't been able to reward creativity as much as I'd like. This current fight is here to remedy that. Personally, I would prefer to keep the number of neutrals low, but having one or two PGs to help the godmodder have some entities on the field without me needing to come up with everything would be nice.

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Herobrine repurposes the bloonchipper to a shotgun, and fires a round at the TARDIS, dealing a whopping 5000 damage to it. Jondanger explodes. boom. H2o forms a shield around piono. Why thank you... Tabbune attempts to give piono regen, but sadly, mega-entities cannot have health-altering buffs or debuffs. Ichigo pulls an Ezma, but the godmodder jumps out through a hole in the box before turning back into a minecraftian right as ichigo smashes the box. Fury has the fighters circle around piono and tells Souryuu and Hiryuu to leave for their own safety, and they do. Things are getting a bit hairy.

h2o provides his skeletons with wooden shields, increasing their defense, ichigo full heals grundy for 2500 health. Wordless prepares his switch to the neutral faction. Kayne heals the shotchipper for 2000 health. Then Herobrine does... oh no. That was a horrible, horrible thing to do. But I suppose that in a war like this, certain things must be done. 1 damage dealt to the godmodder. Fury reinforces piono's shield. Piono grins. Then, twin does something... In one, spectacular action, he summons copies of four of the most powerful weapons known to the DTG canon. Broken Anachronism, Oblivion's Guardian, The Banhammer, and the Emerald Nova added to the battlefield.

Wordless changes to neutral. Then he picks up Oblivion's Guardian. It is a powerful weapon. Very powerful, one of the most powerful swords ever created. It is of the 'Cue ball' weapons tier, though how it was alchemized will never be known, because like all the other 'Cue ball' weapons, it can be powered up with magic cue balls for short periods of time, making it incredibly powerful while the powerup lasts, but expending the cue ball once the powerup ends. The most well known weapon of the 'Cue ball' tier is the Deudly Magnum, a weapon powerful enough to severely injure Lord English with a single shot. Wordless then summons Raging Long Legs! He also launches his orb of mystery, slipping up entities this round.

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End of Turn Battle

Everyone takes careful aim at the TARDIS, hoping to bring down its shields enough to be able to destroy it, but everyone stops as they hear a sound... Heh. Suckers. After seeing how capable you were most of the time when I was here to settle things down, I figured I would have to fight you tooth and nail to get what I wanted. I guess you people aren't as bright as you look. Thanks for the shield, but I can't have you busting my getaway car. With that, he jumps in the air, landing next to the Emerald Nova, completely bypassing wordless's sludge. Thank you twin, for the extra copy. The first one is strong enough, but two? I am going to enjoy myself.

And then he draws another Emerald Nova. Gained from killing Lord English in the second godmodding war. You are fighting piono after a long series of events. He is far further ahead in his personal timeline from the piono that helped you with the paradox near the beginning of this fight. The godmodder looks at him, then at the alchemies. He teleports over to them, grabs The Banhammer, his own personal weapon of choice from the Second Godmodding War, then looks around. Heh.

Then everything happens at once, the Raging Long Legs slips on the mystery gunk before it reaches the battlefield and falls over before it reaches the danger area, preserving its health bar for this round, but preventing it from stomping on anyone. The Reppuu fighters are shot down by piono, who is dual-wielding the Emerald Novas, more and more bullets go flying around, dealing 15000 damage to Solomon Grundy. The godmodder flashsteps over to the skeleton army with the Banhammer and with a massive croquet-swing, falls flat on his face because of the mystery gunk. It seems he's out of practice since the Second Godmodding war. He still deals 8000 damage to the skeletons. The skeletons all brings up their bows and fire at the TARDIS, managing to deal a further 7500 damage to the shields, but then Dimentio brings out his darkness bolts of death once again, destroying Solomon Grundy before he can do anything and dealing 5000 damage to the skeleton army.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 70/100: The Banhammer [A]

Army of Skeletons [AG]: Hp: 4500/17500

Raging Long Legs [N]: 70000/70000

shotchipper [A]: Hp: 6000/15000: equipped by: Lord Herobrine

Hi-Tech Gun [A]: Ammo: 7/10

Broken Anachronism [A]

Oblivion’s Guardian [A]: equipped by: Wordless Summons.

piono [???]: Hp: 20/20: shield: Hp: 50000/50000: The Emerald Nova [A] x2

Dimentio [???]: Hp: ???

TARDIS [???]: Hp: ???. Shielding: Hp: 230000/250000

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Now it would seem to me, that the best idea right now would be to try and grab yourself an artifact as soon as possible, or at least make one, although I doubt that the new ones will be as powerful. The four twin dropped in are pretty dang strong, and quest items to boot. You can still summon entities, but expect them to be of greatly decreased value since, well, you know, things are happening.

edited 4th Aug '14 6:08:28 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I trap the Godmodder inside an overloaded giant ball of water, reducing his mobility and attack. And I can't do a free action for my next post

51/54: Screw the Implord, I'm making an artifact. I use all my energy that I used on connection to the Implord to materialize my magic.

34/100

edited 5th Aug '14 3:11:59 AM by Tabbune

As the Goblin General charges up the cannon once more and orders the warlocks to cancel Corypheus' summoning due to recent events, I stare in utter disbelief at what just happened. After regaining my composure, I feel the dark influence of Sauron's spirit flowing through me via the One Ring; after having kept the Ring's influence in check for so long, I've decided that with what's going on now, tapping into Sauron's full power (while fully aware of the risk that he might try and possess me) is a perfectly viable option. With that exposition out of the way, I teleport several angry snapping turtles into Piono's pants before placing an order for an M-920 Cain.

Cannon: 1/25

M-920 Cain: 1/10

The Artifact Wars have begun. Well, I'll just wait until there are 2 claimable +1s before making my next move.

edited 4th Aug '14 7:14:05 AM by Tabbune

Hmm. Looking at the current situation, it might be better if I also change both of my summons into artifacts.

Fully-automatic armor-piercing silenced sniper rifle: 16/40

Giant sword that can be gripped by the blade: 12/40

Also, I finally deploy Cyber-Navarro this turn. 60/60

^{Cyber-Navarro's stats} 

• Health: Middling (Equivalent to 30-post entity or less)

• Offense: Very high

• Defense: Low (Takes slightly more damage from attacks)

• Specials:
  • Psychotic Override - When dropped to 1/3 health, heals 15000 damage and becomes a Neutral entity.

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I attempt to secure the Broken Anachronism before anyone else can.

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Three +1s to the max!

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I sneak behind piono and try to steal one of his Emerald Novas. "Free High-Tech gun up for grabs!" I also revived myself somehow from the explosion before.

Pizza: 8/10 (i'll somehow make these into spinning pizzas of death and destruction)

Portal: 7/100

edited 4th Aug '14 7:56:42 AM by Jondanger23

(1st Draw)

Oh Shit, now the abridged series are adding in their own evility!!!    115/200   

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With tech manticores and machinations, I travel back in time to talk to a child. His name,    DAVROS    6/70

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After two failed attempts at a free action which keep getting negated, I hurl my arms up in disgust and pump my shotgun into the Godmodder's Hand that holds the banhammer, hoping to disarm him.

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3+ to the Free with a cherry tree in with a little bit of Badass next to me ~ WHEEEEEE!!!

*le sigh*... fixed again... . Also, are we allowed to merge existing charges into others? Exmpl would be me merging davros into the evility

edited 4th Aug '14 2:21:54 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Recharging…

54/54 , claiming one. Suddenly, a shining light blue blade materialized. Magical Wrath summoned, I Soulbond it to me (Can't be stolen. Perma-equiped to me) and attack Piono with it. Stats: Durability: 45 Special: I gain Priority Attack as long as I have Magical Wrath. Anything that I attack with Magical Wrath gets burned for 3 turns and does reduced damage until end of turn. Attack power: 12500 (2 against Mega-Entities]]

I hope not too OP, if OP, Nerf Durability down to 40, and attack power to 7500

35/100

edited 5th Aug '14 3:37:51 AM by Tabbune

I throw a belt of EMP grenades at the TARDIS.

Cannon: 3/25 (Claiming one of Fury's +1s.)

M-920 Cain: 3/10 (Claiming one of Lord Herobrine's +1s.)

I add some finishing touches to Jon's spinning pizzas of death and destruction. 9/10

Seeing as my pizzas are finished, I give piono the other Emerald Nova back. But there's still a hi-tech gun out there.

Pizzas: 10/10 YES! THEY HAVE BEEN COMPLETED! - puts on the gloves that control them - (The gloves have 100% charge right now. the charge goes down 5% every turn. And they'll have to recharge once at 0%.)

Portal: 8/100

edited 4th Aug '14 10:02:26 AM by Jondanger23

Y'know what, forget the disco tron. This is gonna be one heckuva artifact. 48/50 taking Herobrine's +1

5/150

I grab the high tech gun and fire it at piono's shield.

Take that, you sonovafemaledog. You think you can stop us by performing mass homicide? I'll show you.

3 +1s.

edited 4th Aug '14 10:28:40 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

Hey! HEY! HEY! HEY!!! I never said you guys could have those! I summoned them for MY own use! I quickly steal back the four alchemies I summoned for me.

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

I think most of us were going off of this post in the beginning. ||| "Now it would seem to me, that the best idea right now would be to try and grab yourself an artifact as soon as possible, or at least make one, although I doubt that the new ones will be as powerful. The four twin dropped in are pretty dang strong, and quest items to boot. You can still summon entities, but expect them to be of greatly decreased value since, well, you know, things are happening." ||| It wasn't very clear that it was only for you, so Wordless has one of yours still.

edited 4th Aug '14 2:19:50 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Well I did just claim them all back...

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

Okay okay okay... you guys took me way too literally. You still want to keep entities on the field, and remain aware that mega-entities such as piono and the godmodder can steal artifacts, so if you keep too many on the field at once time... well, you don't want the godmodder quadruple wielding powerful magic weapons do you? If this event ends with too many artifacts still on the field, you might just wind up with something along those lines as the next event.

And my apologies twin, I'll let you grab Broken Anachronism, but all you did was summon them to the field. You completely failed to equip any of them. Since fury has several big artifacts coming in it shouldn't be too bad for him. Plus you know how to use the weapons better than any of the other players. But you have to remember, I can't let you keep all the good loot to yourself, you may be the current GM of the main thread, but I can't let you completely lord over everyone else, which is what would happen if you got to keep all four, or even just two of those.

And no herobrine, I wasn't just talking to twin. This next little bit is going to be a mostly player vs. mega-entity battle and as such artifacts are generally something you'll want to have on hand for this next little bit.

Just be forewarned that since these are pretty over-powered for a 10 post charge, and the fact that most of these artifacts are going to be more useful than they normally would for this next little bit, most of the artifacts are not going to have durability bars, and the vast majority will be broken/removed either during the event itself or as it ends.

There, done with my info post. Continue trying to kill Dimentio and piono.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF..... Ok. You know what? Someone else take that thing. I've altered my first post four times already trying to get one of them, then change it cause someone else had it, then remove it 'cause Twin denied it. I'm not changing it again. Someone else take it, I'm good.

(2nd Draw)

Come to think of it, there's enough evility in this very thread to last eons. *scans thread for hidden evility*.    117/200    +1 from h20

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With tech manticores and machinations, I travel back in time to talk to a child. His name,    DAVROS    7/70

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Hauling my Shot gun after firing it at the Godmodder, I prepare to use my shotchipper's impending doom to power up my next attack, because I'm pretty sure it's going to die the next round.

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3+ to the Free with a cherry tree in with a little bit of Badass next to me ~ WHEEEEEE!!!

edited 4th Aug '14 4:28:39 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Sigh... I thought it would have gone without saying that I equipped them to my inventory? Although I guess you're right, piono. It is pretty overpowered for a 10-post charge... I cancel the Alchemy Drop II and begin something else.

I then use my GAME MASTER POWERS that I have held for so long since I first joined in this thread, and travel up to the Godmodder, wielding the Banhammer! It glows red-hot as I cleave right through him. Of course, I can't ban the Godmodder; I'm not stupid. But he does have a nice hole in his chest... I promptly stuff a bomb in there before it regenerates, and continually stuff food in the Godmodder's mouth so he can't regurgitate the bomb up. He is forced to wait until it explodes, causing internal bleeding.

Support Summon - Redial: 2/20 ++++++++++

Entity Summon - Regnum Dei: 11/40 ++++++++++++++++++++

(How much health would a 40-post charge have?)

edited 4th Aug '14 5:02:19 PM by TwinTropers

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

VSS Vintorez: 19/30 Claming Tabbune and Herobrine's +1.

You know, an optical camoflage would go well with the gun. 13/20

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I politely ask Dimentio and Piono what are they doing here, and apologize in advance if they have stated it before.

Cyber-Navarro attempts to hide his presence on the battlefield, making him less likely to be targetted this turn.

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Don't forget your +3, folks!

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I run toward piono, testing out my new blade by aiming a downward slice at his face. I continue to trade blows with him if he strikes back, distracting him from the battle around him.

Raging Long Legs picks himself up, and proceeds to get really angry, charging in the direction of the godmodder.

I begin shaping a new artifact, a powerful weapon, to help my in this battle. 1/25

I need somewhere safe, to take refuge if everything goes up in smoke and I'm a target... 1/10

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

27/60 Disco Defense Ball +1 by Armored

11/50 Dedan (Good Ghost Copy) +1 by Armored

I heal a random non PG entity.

2x +1 to Wordless, +1 to Twin.

edited 5th Aug '14 3:04:21 AM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.