Destroy The Godmodder

The Hi-Tech Gun is an artifact, just so you know.

I fire the Hi-Tech gun at the GODZ Bloon.

Make that pizza one size larger. 3/10.

I begin to make a portal to Miiverse 1/100.

I got the usual three +1s, take 'em.

Cyber-Navarro at 41/60.

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

(2nd Draw)

Now... TIME TO RAISE HELL.

AS a thought comes to Aizen's mind, he goes ahead and convinces Haruhi Suzumiya, telling her that this is all a big game. Madara decides to go esoteric with this and recruits Hitler's war machine, but shoots the prick in the head first. Africa was his fault. |||    96/200   

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I take the Path of the MOAB Bloon destroyer. Now at Path 4:2    26/25    WORK IT ONE MORE TIME FOLKS!!!

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With the same boomerang, I press a button and turn it into a glaive. More shredding powah! *chucks it*

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3+ to the Free!!!

I am the once and future king.

Turn 2!

I throw a bomb into the crowd of MOA Bs, and make a huge suction effect toward the bombs explosion range.

The mages run around again, grabbing several important summoning components and throw them into the circle `15/39 (+1 from Jon)

Myterious Charge?? 4/10

/+1 to Herobrine's Bloonchipper, to Jon's portal, and to Armored Fury's Cyber Solider.

edited 30th Jul '14 7:48:32 AM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

Q&A: @Tabbune: Nope, the order they are listed in is just a note on priority for me which to try and aim for first. It's mostly the order in which they were summoned. @jondanger: Okay, I added the Hi-Tech Gun as an artifact.

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Tabbune casts lightning storm, which pops 2000 yellow bloons and 500 pink bloons. Macrophage sends the godmodder a cheap internet scam, everyone knows how dumb these things are! Who would fall for such a thing? -1 health. The godmodder apparently... Tabbune fires an ice bolt at the GODZ bloon, dealing 2 damage to it. Kyurem attempts to send the godmodder a headache-inducing game, but the godmodder is too busy trying to ruin tvtropes! Fury dumps gasoline on the GODZ bloon, then ignites it, dealing 3 damage. Lord Herobrine tosses his boomerang through the pink bloons, minicritting and popping 3000 of them! h2o fires his laz0r at the MOABs and gets a crit, popping... 25 of them. Uh oh...

Ichigo heals mecha-fishron for 2000 health, Kayne pops 10 more MOABs, h2o throws the GODZ bloon into a furnace for 2 damage, ichigo's rocket takes down 15 more MOABs, Kayne brings down 10 more, Fury roasts the GODZ bloon for 2 damage, Wordless brings down 15 more of the blimps, jondanger deals the finishing blow to the GODZ bloon, but nothing happens, Lord Herobrine chucks his glaive to take out 15 more MOABs and wordless gets a minicrit for 20 dead MOABs.

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End of Turn Battle

Wordless's suction bomb makes the MOABs more vulnerable, so the AGs go after the gigantic menaces, hoping to survive the coming onslaught. Mecha-Fishron pops 140 of them with a massive body slam/laser combo, the behemoth takes out 150 more of them, the engineer finishes his turret and the two pop 50 more MOABs, and Solomon Grundy removes the rest.

But all the small bloons are still intact.

Then, there is the sound of a massive pow and the ppppppppppppbbbtbbtbhbhthbbpbpb of air being let out of a balloon, only much, much louder. The godmodder looks up in surprise as the GODZ bloon lands on him, dealing 2 damage. GODZ bloon destroyed. The smaller bloons all watch in shock, and are too busy watching in shock to attack this round. The godmodder is stuck under the GODZ bloon and as such fails his attack as well.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 71/100

Ceramic bloons [PG]: x2000

Pink bloons [PG]: x8718

Yellow bloons [PG]: x9274

Green bloons [PG]: x2000

Mecha-Fishron: [AG]: Hp: 4000/20000

The Behemoth: [AG]: Hp: 4000/150000

Monkey Engineer: [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000. sentry: |||

Monkey Sentry: [AG]: Hp: 2500/2500. upgrade: |||

Solomon Grundy [AG]: Hp: 60000/60000

Hi-Tech Gun [A]: Ammo: 9/10

edited 30th Jul '14 8:29:10 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Carriers: 47/50

Cyber-Navarro: 43/60

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I jab an Insta-Heal syringe at The Behemoth.

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@Herobrine: Overclockin'!    27/25   

And a pair of +1s, free for everyone.

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

Laughing at the destruction of the GODZ balloon, I wheel out a large medieval cannon, and blow apart the ceramic balloons.

The mages consult a large summoning book, and begin throwing some the components around the circle. 17/39 (+1 from Armored Fury)

Mysterious Charge?? 5/10

/+1 to Herobrine's bloonchipper, and to the wonderful next poster.

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

As soon as I take hold of the sword lying on the ground, I find myself instantly transported into a strange but futuristic room. The robot buddy is there beside me. I see windows and look out. Below me I can see the entire world of tvtropes. I can just barely make bloons below. The sword starts glowing... Sword of plot advancement 7/10 using the above plus one.

From my vantage point I telepathically attack the remaining bloons while they are still in shock at the loss of the GODZ bloon.

I notice that a great shadow has appeared in front of me. Whichever way I turn, it is still there right in front of my gaze. I realise that the first octet of my summoning is now complete and I begin to doubt myself, wondering just what horror I am bringing into the world. I judge from the position of the shadow that the entity is in fact hovering a few inches above the floor. "He who levitates behind" 8/64.

Three free plus ones!

edited 30th Jul '14 9:15:57 AM by AngryMacrophage

Phagocytosing pathogens since today :) Omnomnom

Ulysses: 25/25

Ulysses arrives on the scene and strides into the fray with his rifle at the ready. I blast the pink bloons with Force Lightning.

Ulysses takes aim and starts shooting down yellow bloons.

Cannon: 4/20 (Claiming one of Angry Macrophage's +1s.)

(1st Draw)

Now... TIME TO RAISE HELL.

With a loud fanfare, the Evil Overlord of the GIFT brings down Tvtropes. We're really trying to Kick the Dog here ;) |||    98/200    takin one

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I take the Path of the MOAB Bloon destroyer. Now at Path 4:2    30/25||| OVERCLOCKIN' WITH STYLE!!!   

Bloonchipper deployed 15000/15000

Abilities: Shredding power of the Gods, overclocked by Ares himself. MOAB's, Ceramic shells, Glass, Camo, Regen, even adamntium infused vibranium fall to this machine.

Sucks in bloons, shreds two layers off of the thing, and spits out the thing out its rear.

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I aim the Bloonchipper at the Pink bloons and start barreling myself through the valley of the Helium Death.

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3+ to the Free!!!

edited 30th Jul '14 11:14:47 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

With the sword of plot advancement now glowing with a charge from both myself and the previous poster almost ready and the defeat of the bloons apparently at hand, I wait with anticipation at what challenge comes next. Charge 9/10.

I see a console in the room labelled "terraforming" and note controls for selectively altering atmospheric pressure. I use them to create a pressure gradient which forces the remaining bloons into the mouth of the bloon chipper.

The presence continues to grow behind me. It tries to tempt me towards a darker place: "He who levitates behind" 11/64 Using the other two free plus ones.

Three more free +1s

edited 30th Jul '14 1:01:39 PM by AngryMacrophage

Phagocytosing pathogens since today :) Omnomnom

7/15

38/40

I roast the green bloons in flames.

3 [DATA EXPUNGED] +1s!

Welcome to my special hell.

I fire my RPG at the pink bloons, then order the warlocks to begin summoning Corypheus.

Ulysses starts shooting down ceramic bloons.

Cannon: 6/20 (Claiming one of h2obox's +1s.)

Corypheus: 2/50 (Claiming one of Angry Macrophage's +1s.)

8/15

39/80:    They come.   

I cover the ceramics in butter.

3 enchanted +1s!

edited 30th Jul '14 5:22:29 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

@Piono, that's why I thought Hanayo could survive, I thought The Behemoth can tank all bloon damage before the blooms reach Hanayo.

I keep spamming Lightning Storm

26/66 taking the one wordless gave me last turn, and both of H20's this turn

24/100

3 Pickled +1s

edited 30th Jul '14 5:25:25 PM by Tabbune

I then point the Hi-Tech Gun at the Godmodder, and fire.

Make that pizza one size larger. 3/10

Portal To Miiverse:

3/100

Three Free +1s!

I pull out a 2 cent coin, say "I'm betting this two cents that my attack will work", then fling the coin at the godmodder, and shoot an Explosive Fireball at the coin as it reach melee range from the Godmodder..

28/66 claiming one

27/100

3 pickled +1s

edited 31st Jul '14 2:01:59 AM by Tabbune

I'd like to remind everyone that our section on the Destroy the Godmodder page is currently empty.

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"2nd Carrier Division, Souryuu and Hiryuu. Please leave the carrier battles to us!"

Souryuu◊ and Hiryuu◊ have been summoned! 50/50 Taking Macrophage's and Herobrine's +1s.

Cyber-Navarro: 50/60 4 from Tabbune and h2o, 3 from Herobrine, Jon, and Macrophage.

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The carriers draw their bows and fires an arrow, which turns into 100 Reppuu fighter planes. Meanwhile, I jam another Insta-Heal syringe on the Behemoth.

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Free +1s!

edited 31st Jul '14 1:45:08 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

Yay! The Kancolle raid continues. Now, my Love Live raid will continue after my Implord summon.

29/66 for me

20/60 Disco Defense Ball (I claim a pickled +1 by Tabbune and a free from Armored)

6/50 Dedan (Good Ghost Copy)

Chainsawing my way through PG's.

2x +1 for the next poster, +1 to Twin (again).

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

disclaimer: I would like to note to everyone that Lord Herobrine's flavor text is happening inside a pocket reality and as such is not causing nearly as much destruction across the multiverse at large as it claims to be. Trust me. It would take a whole lot more than a 200 post charge to do that much damage.

Q&A: @Tabbune: You misunderstand: I won't kill them in that order, that's just priority, if other entities are causing problems or I want to avoid one-shotting the big entities that had lots of time put into them, the ones behind them might get killed first. @fury: That's right! I forgot, since we're canonical we can actually have our own section in the DTG tvtropes page! Also, next time, please remember to re-post stats of entities upon summon, consider it good form. And actually, I'm going to do a bit of balancing. They summon 10 planes from now on. @Ichigo: Your entities only get one action per round, please stop expecting them to do something for every one of your posts.

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Fury heals the behemoth for 2000 health, wordless gets a kick out of the GODZ bloon and blows apart 250 ceramic bloons, Macrophage smashes 200 more with his mind, ichigo summons Ulysses and takes down 2000 pink bloons with his force lightning, and then Lord Herobrine summons something that will finally do something about all these bloons! Bloon Chipper summoned! He then throws himself through the bloons, popping 1500 greens, and somehow surviving unscathed.

Macrophage boosts the strength of the bloon chipper's attack for this round, h2o roasts the remaining green bloons so thoroughly they never even go to blue or red, Ichigo blows up 2500 pink bloons, h2o covers the ceramics in molten butter, somehow melting 200 of them, Tabbune continues spamming lightning storm, which kills 2500 yellows, jondanger fires at the godmodder, who uses teleport spam to dodge the bullets (-1 ammo), and tabbune bets 2 cents on his attack succeeding. His attack fails when it hits the two cents. Fury summons his two carriers, which release their initial 100 planes. Kayne chainsaws his way through 2000 yellow bloons.

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End of Turn Battle

The AGs, in a massive combined attack, blow apart almost all of the bloons, reducing them down to greens and blues. But there's still a whole lot of those. The bloons, in a last-ditch offensive, destroy mecha-fishron, the behemoth, the monkey engineer and his sentry, the Reppuu fighters, deal 10000 damage to both the carriers and the bloon chipper, and 15000 damage to Ulysses.

Suddenly, a loud whoosh and rumble can be heard across the battlefield.

Thanks dimentio, I think this is our stop.    Ooh... my text is different here...    Dimentio looks out across the battlefield at everyone.    Hello! We meet again!   

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 71/100

Green bloons [PG]: x15202

Blue bloons [PG]: x20290

Solomon Grundy [AG]: Hp: 60000/60000

Ulysses [AG]: Hp: 20000/35000

bloon chipper [AG]: Hp: 5000/15000

Souryuu [AG]: Hp: 15000/25000

Hiryuu [AG]: Hp: 15000/25000

Hi-Tech Gun [A]: Ammo: 8/10

Dimentio [???]: Hp: ???

TARDIS [???]: Hp: ???. Shielding: Hp: 250000/250000

edited 31st Jul '14 7:14:40 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Oh. Noes. I have a bad feeling about this.

Once more with feeling! I cast an overloaded Lightning Storm. I cannot use another free action this turn.

30/66

28/100

Twin disappeared again, right?

3 *insert flavor here* +1s.

edited 31st Jul '14 7:32:48 AM by Tabbune

My sword of plot advancement now fully charged (10/10) reveals its true power enabling the user to teleport entities to plot relevant locations. I use this ability to steal the TARDIS and sever Dimentio's link to it. I begin manufacturing a "Tardis Remote Self Destruct Device" as a countermeasure against loosing control of the TARDIS. 1/10

I use the above three free plus ones to further charge up my summon bringing a little more "He who levitates behind" into the world (12/64).

Three free +1s!

edited 31st Jul '14 7:44:08 AM by AngryMacrophage

Phagocytosing pathogens since today :) Omnomnom

Recharging…

31/66

29/100

3 *insert flavor here * +1s

I fire my pulse rifle at the blue bloons.

Ulysses grabs the Hi-Tech Gun and fires it at the green bloons.

Cannon: 7/20

Corypheus: 4/50 (Claiming one of Tabbune's +1s.)