Destroy The Godmodder

23/80

21/25

I throw a bomb at the red bloons.

3 +1s for FREE!

edited 25th Jul '14 2:12:13 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

The feast continues, although some dwarves are rather suspicious that some of the hams were donated by goblins. 21/60 Claiming one.

The manufacture of the weapon is still going rather well, as it increasingly catches the attention of intergalactic weapons manufacturers. 10/50

My prosthetic arm becomes a magma cannon, aiming to destroy as many bloons as possible (free action).

Each of the next three posters get a +1.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Battleships: 31/45

Next' we're going to amputate all of his limbs. 31/60 Taking Earl's and h2o's +1

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Whoa. I fire a couple of rifle shots at the pink bloons, mostly just to see how they react.

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@Earl: A dwarven bard plays some fitting music. 22/60

@Herobrine: Meanwhile, Naka-chan sings that the GAotA is unstoppable, that they're going to die horribly, and not to hate her even though they hate the music.    85/200   

And a free +1!

edited 25th Jul '14 2:31:24 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

(1st Draw)

Now... TIME TO RAISE HELL.

With His Geass, Lelouch invades the Bleachverse and hypnotizes EVERYONE. Aizen moves upon The Elder Scrolls and crushes the Daggerfall Covenant. Madara socks it to Termina while The Major tears Edward's pathetic vampire race a new one.

Chakravartin lays waste to the Telitubbies, Rollie Pollie Ollie, Dora the explorer, and Blues Clues with extreme prejudice. Discord is buried underneath a Kaiju while Kamina and Simon are waylaid by the Holy Grail and obliterated.

With equally devastating effects Galacticus nukes several hundred alternate continuity earths, as well as every single shred of Justin Beiber's existence. Unfortunately, Linkin Park, Eminem, Owl City, and Weird Al Yankovic are caught in the crossfire |||    88/200   

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Forming the Boss-O-Saurus LIKE A BOSS!!!!

   Making those babies little Boss babies.    16/70

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I activate the glue splatter ability, splattering all the bloons onscreen.

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   CREATIVITY SHALL CONTINUE ||| +1 on whatever it is.   

2+ to the immediate next poster. This means the immediate next poster, not the next two posters like last time.

edited 25th Jul '14 2:43:32 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Second Turnurino.

I eat a slice of pie.

Hi-Tech Gun:

12/15 from one of lord's +1s.

7/7 and takin' the other.

The Multi-Gun has a pistol, SCAR-H, and an RPG.

I cast Full Heal on Deathstroke, then plan for my next move.

Deathstroke receives his healing, then fires his SMGs at the red bloons.

Cannon: 13/20

Ulysses: 11/20

Five goblin warriors join Earl's feast as my representatives, bringing roast chicken and barrels of mead as gifts while reassuring the dwarves that the ham is safe to eat. 23/60

The dwarves were initially unnerved that their mortal enemies joined in, but are willing to put aside their differences for the time being as long as the Godmodder is still there. The feast was about to conclude, the dwarves about to mine for diamond since they have enough men for an army at this point. (24/60)

The chassis is mostly complete. Work on the gun is continuing. 11/50

I detach all of my limbs and have them punch through as many red bloons as free action allows, before they all return to me. (free action)

@Ichigo: I shall help you summon Ulysses. (12/20)

@h2obox: For your bigger charge... (24/80)

@Lord Herobrine: As usual, here's one for your brigade. 89/200

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Oh. My. God. They're going for Hanayo next, aren't they

I throw a dust storm of razor sharp pebbles at the wave of bloons.

6/66

16/100

3 Chocolate filled +1s.

edited 25th Jul '14 6:25:27 PM by Tabbune

I grab a flamethrower and torch as many blue bloons as I can.

Deathstroke switches to his katanas and begins carving up red bloons.

Cannon: 14/20

Ulysses: 13/25

The five-man goblin squad begins forging armor and weapons for the dwarven army. 25/60

30/40 Solomon Grundy Taking one of Tabbunes chocolates.

9/60 Disco Defense Ball

I FREEZE RAY! bloons. Take that ya helium BEEP's.

3x +1's free for your claims. And your soul.

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

Battleships: 33/45 Taking Tabbune's +1

Creating fully-functional artificial limbs is trivial for my engineering team. The hard part is to connect them to his nervous system, and that's where the cybernetics experts come in. 33/60 And Earl's +1

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I grab a mangled red bloon corpse and further descerate it. Hopefully this would discourage them from attacking us. Read: Reduces damage done by red bloons for the next round.

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@Earl: I supply some +Superior Steel Pickaxes+ for the miners. 25/60

@Ichigo: I order the engineers to optimize the cannon. 15/20

@Kayne: More on Grundy. 31/40

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

24/80

22/25:    A Monkey Engineer Draweth near.   

I throw razor blades at the blue bloons.

Also, piono, do you remember the stats of my 2 current charge summons?

Welcome to my special hell.

I summon giant Boulder Spears to attack the Bloons.

7/66

17/100

3 Chocolate filled +1s

edited 26th Jul '14 5:20:09 AM by Tabbune

Claiming one. 26/50

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I arrive, finally, after having posted only once in the first page! For anyone who does not know who I am, you may find me on the Minecraft Forums as TwinBuilder, where I moderate the highly successful second canonical installment of this game, Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

Now... Let's have some fun, shall we?

Entity Summon - Regnum Dei: 1/40 ++++++++++++++++++++

Support Summon - Alchemy Drop: 1/10 +++++

I will reveal what these charges do upon getting them to 5/X.

edited 26th Jul '14 10:09:28 AM by TwinTropers

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

From earth, my magic becomes free raging wing, which then becomes colored with rainbow light, that then vanish. [17/?] Taking +1s from Tabbune and Kayne.

I fire a bolt of destructive magic at the bloons. [3/3]

I attempt to befriend the Bloons by making one of them needleproof (temporarily, in case that tactic fails). [Free]

Free +1s!

Frozen: I raise my scepter. [1/?]

edited 26th Jul '14 11:16:18 AM by Victin

Entity Summon - Regnum Dei: 2/40 ++++++++++++++++++++

Support Summon - Alchemy Drop: 2/10 +++++

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

34/40 Solomon Grundy Taking one of Victin's +1 and the last +1 from Tabbune.

10/60 Disco Defense Ball

1x +1 to Victin, making it 18/BAAH. +2 to Twin.

edited 26th Jul '14 12:09:10 PM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

Q&A: @jondanger: mind telling me what you're doing with that 7 post charge? @Tabbune: worried eh? Probably, we'll see at the end of the update. @h2o: um... not completely. Its generally a good idea to verify the stats when you start so I don't have to auto-nerf it, but you have to post the stats again when you finish the summon. @twin: Wow! Welcome to my humble session of DTG. Also, I realized that I forgot the [PG] tags on the enemies, I fixed it this round.

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jondanger glares at the bloons, and charges right into them, 1000 pink bloons. This spawns 1000 more yellow bloons however. It seems that when popped they release the ones inside. h2o throws a bomb, minicritting and popping 2000 red bloons. Earl unleashes his magma cannon, which pops 1500 yellow bloons. Fury fires a bunch of shots at the pink bloons. They react by popping. All remaining pink bloons popped. Herobrine activates a glue splatter, which will reduce the damage the bloons do this round. Jondanger eats a slice of pie. His hunger bar goes up by 3 points.

Ichigo heals deathstroke for 2500 health, earl punches holes in 1250 red bloons, Tabbune fires a razor sharp pebble whirlwind which pops 500 of each type of bloon, ichigo burninates 1500 blue bloons, Kayne freeze rays a bunch of bloons, but apparently freeze rays rather than just freezing makes them pop instead. -1000 green bloons. Fury desecrates a red bloon, halving the red bloon attack strength for this round. h2o throws razor blades, popping 1500 blue bloons, Tabbune pops 2500 green bloons with a boulder spear, and then suddenly, the earth shakes... Twinbuilder has appeared! Unfortunately he wasted his opportunity for a killer entry attack, so nothing happens. Victin unleashes a bolt of pure destruction that destroys 4000 yellow bloons. Her attempts to befriend the bloons are undermined by her attacks and the fact that all spawn of the godmodder cannot be reasoned with.

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End of Turn Battle

The bloons, super-light, are blown towards the AGs by a sudden gust of wind from the godmodder, allowing them to attack first! The bloons wash over the forces of good, cutting down deathstroke, majora, and Tabbune, and dealing 8000 damage to Umi. The valiant warriors are not deterred however, Umi pops 2500 red bloons with her arrows, the ZOMG, although unhappy about being pitted against its own brethren still pops 5000 green bloons, mecha-fishron pops 9000 blue bloons, and the Behemoth pops a whopping 12000 red bloons. But then the GODZ bloon unleashes a new wave of bloons, although slightly smaller as it has not been charging this one up. 1000 ceramic bloons appear!

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 73/100

G.O.D.Z. bloon [PG]:: Hp: 75/100

Ceramic bloons [PG]: x1000

Yellow bloons [PG]: x1500

Green bloons [PG]: x3000

Blue bloons [PG]: x5000

Red bloons [PG]: x10250

Z.O.M.G. [AG]: Hp: 97500/100000

Umi [AG]: Hp: 2000/10000

Mecha-Fishron: [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000

The Behemoth: [AG]: Hp: 150000/150000

Hanayo: [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000: Barrier: Hp: 6500/6500

edited 26th Jul '14 1:42:11 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

What's this? The admiral offers to send us a pair of carriers instead of three battleships. Like their Grox counterpart, carriers allow us to churn out strike crafts to overwhelm the enemy, though they have little defenses of their own. What do you guys think? 34/45

As a combat cyborg, we outfitted his arms with ultra-light retractable arm blades. These blades are sharp enough to cut through concrete blocks without damage. If that's not enough, we also have installed secondary wristblades made from the same material. 34/60

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I grab a sledgehammer and smash some ceramic bloons.

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@Twin: Boosting the Regnum Dei to 3/40.

@h20: And your second charge to 23/25

Plus a claimable +1!

edited 26th Jul '14 2:45:49 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I tell Fury to go for the carriers as I fire my RPG at the G.O.D.Z bloon.

Cannon: 16/20

Ulysses: 15/25 (Claiming Fury's +1.)

The goblins gather some Daedra hearts and ebony ingots, then begin forging Daedric armor and weapons for Earl's dwarven army. 27/60

Question. Can you switch the subject of your charge? Ex||| I am charging the Boss-o-saurus but then I switch the subject matter to charging a bloontonium Bomb, or something along those lines. It keeps the same original charges and stuff, but the object being charged is changed.

I am the once and future king.

The Dwarves are satisfied with the armor being forged for them, and then send some underground in order to find the materials needed to build an automaton. (28/60)

Ultimate Weapon (12/50)

My arm becomes a plasma cannon, which shoots at some bloons. (free)

@Kayne: Let's make Grundy happen this turn! 35/40

@Twin Tropers: Also boosting the Regnum Dei. 5/40 (especially after factoring in Kayne's contribution before the update)

@Armored Fury: More for the carrier. 35/45

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

@pionoplayer: "...he wasted his opportunity for a killer entry attack, so nothing happens."

I was going to save my attacks for after I finished the Alchemy Drop. After I finish that charge, could I use my "killer entry attack" then?

Entity Summon - Regnum Dei: 8/40 ++++++++++++++++++++

Support Summon - Alchemy Drop: 3/10 +++++

INCOMING TRANSMISSION - REGNUM DEI PRELIMINARY REPORT

Regnum Dei, which literally translates to "The Kingdom of God", is a gigantic throne that's designed by me, built by me, and you'd best hope not pointed at you. It is built with a variety of special features that range from offensive to defensive to support, but no matter what attacks it uses, it's still a comfortable place to watch the world burn from. What? I didn't say that last bit.

Regnum Dei's stats will be revealed when it reaches 25% completion.

edited 26th Jul '14 3:21:02 PM by TwinTropers

Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!

I pull out Cyborg Phil's gun and start shooting down the red bloons.

Cannon: 17/20

Ulysses: 16/25

The goblins put some finishing touches on the last of the Daedric armor and weapons, then assist the dwarves with gathering materials for the automaton. 29/60

I contribute to Grundy's summoning. 36/40

edited 26th Jul '14 3:36:13 PM by IchigoMontoya