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Kayne MeeMdic from cp_well Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#1301: Jul 22nd 2014 at 12:59:07 PM

Deploying an Enoch from OFF here! Somewhere with ennough space, preferably D-2 or I-2, but i can't remember anything standing there already.

Enoch | D-2 / I-2 | 3/6 Taking two +1's from Earl. Since they are from different posts i can use both +1 on the same thing Hooray!

Also, I pretty much told you that the Distelespentryporter functions as a normal freeze tower with popping ability the post i started charging it. But keep it a sentry now, too much work for you changing it back. Additionally, i got the name Distelespentryporter from the Running Gag of the TF2 community of combining building names together in smexuals. They are really funny.

Also, since my last Tommygun blasting didn't go through, i use sharp ammo now. It has tiny blades on it. The gun is the same.

edited 22nd Jul '14 1:03:40 PM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#1302: Jul 22nd 2014 at 5:43:11 PM

I start on something new and perhaps ambitious. I hope perhaps that would help ward off the two by the end. 1/15 Which is to say, please give spare collab points.

Seeing that not many are pitching freebies, I take a bit more time with my crafting. 3/?

I slice a chunk of the calamari and place it on a bed of rice. (free)

Still have that +1 up in the air, so the next poster can claim it so long as it doesn't go towards the stone barrier and the Enoch (both of which already claiming a +1 from my last post)

Anyways, I'll give +1s for this post to the aforementioned entities and h2obox's other charge.

edited 22nd Jul '14 5:49:02 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#1303: Jul 22nd 2014 at 7:39:17 PM

Hello everyone, I'm back. It appears that what's going on is very interesting. It would be interesting to finish this little minigame, but one small change needs to be made for that to happen.

That massive blimp that's the miniboss needs to take some serious defense reductions because this minigame can't take too long.

Anyway, I do a missile spam across the board at all the enemies, probably doing miniscule amounts of damage, but hey, its better than nothing right?

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#1304: Jul 22nd 2014 at 7:49:26 PM

I imbue the cat with the blessing of the internet

2/2 Umi begins to sing, increasing everyone's attack until end of turn.

3 Spicy +1s

edited 22nd Jul '14 7:49:46 PM by Tabbune

LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#1305: Jul 22nd 2014 at 7:53:57 PM

Anti-Ninja Go!

And welcome back piano! I have new respect for you. It's hard running this thing.

I am the once and future king.
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#1306: Jul 22nd 2014 at 8:33:17 PM

Battle Report:

RESOUNDING SUCCESS!!!

As a helium balloon barrage comes upon the battlefield, it takes out Mcdonald, the barrier, and the spike stack. Monkeys are being knocked out hither and yon and their vocal chords aren't doing them any favors.

Suddenly, PIONO RETURNS!!! His mass bombardment stuns the towers back into position and the heilum balloons go bye-bye.

The MOAB gets cut down in generally the same way as before.

The GODZ balloon backs off a few steps. But the calamari blimp takes a stand.


IN-BETWEEN ROUNDS:

The Last Larbotics is assassinated by Jondanger. They are all down boys!

Potato Mined planted, the entire path is rife with danger for the next AND FINAL ROUND .

Wooden Barrier upgraded to a high-rise Stone wall.

An Enoch is deployed at D-2.

The Calamari Blimp comes under siege as Earl slices off a piece to eat it.

Umi Sings and heavily inspires the field with her cover of This Is War.


NEXT ROUND IS THE LAST ROUND!!!

Since I wanna wrap this up so we can get back to the game, I'm temporarily rigging the rules in your favor. Now, bring the pain against that Calamari Blimp!!!

For the GODZ balloon has ordered it to the front lines.

LE TEMPORARY RULES

  • Each player has three free actions, so that will only be one post each. Unless you want to split it up. All existing charges are nulled, but your free actions can directly apply your intended charges directly to your towers.
  • Last round, so pull out all the stops!
  • The Calamari Blimp is the only target left, so make the most of it!
  • You have the power. ''You have the will.'' ''' ''YOU HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY'' '''.

Calamari Blimp: 50000 health

edited 22nd Jul '14 8:35:58 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#1307: Jul 22nd 2014 at 9:13:51 PM

[down]Oh, yeah. Missed that part.

I finally make my appearance in this mini-game as an 11th-Hour Ranger, performing The Slow Walk towards the Calamari Blimp as fitting music plays in the background. For my first free action, I blast it with two massive Hand Cannons, my rocket launcher, and a minigun all at once. After that, I begin charging up a storm of Force Lightning, urging the others to help overclock it.

Force Lightning: 1/7

edited 23rd Jul '14 11:32:30 AM by IchigoMontoya

Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#1308: Jul 23rd 2014 at 2:45:44 AM

[up] you do realize that you have 3 free actions this turn, do you?

I use all of my free actions to charge up a massive attack. For a total of +6 (2 per action).

7/??? this can be increased later if I claim +1s. At the end of turn, I fire a massive amount of Fire Spears at whatever PG is still alive as a Finishing Move.

A special delivery to Ichigo, a +1 (2/7). 2 Mushroom stewed +1s.

edited 23rd Jul '14 5:23:31 PM by Tabbune

h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#1309: Jul 23rd 2014 at 4:13:15 AM

3/64

I upgrade the Stone Barrier to a mighty Iron Barrier. WITH SPIKES!

I grab a staff and cast Fire Storm on the Calamari Blimp.

I stab the GODZ with a Buster Blade.

edited 23rd Jul '14 3:24:13 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
Kayne MeeMdic from cp_well Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#1310: Jul 23rd 2014 at 6:40:12 AM

I bring down a rain of fiery arrows and burning ammo on the Calamari Blimp!

I upgrade lil' Enoch with a rocket launcher. YEAH!

I send the Calamari Blimp into an iceberg. then, sad Titanic music.

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1311: Jul 23rd 2014 at 8:42:36 AM

I hop in my mech and fire missiles at the Calamari Blimp, while a floating shotgun owned by Abraham Lincoln throws an orange peel at the Calamari Blimp, and a truck falls from the sky. (my three free actions.)

pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#1312: Jul 23rd 2014 at 10:03:26 AM

I use my first action: I take a large sushi knife and begin making calamari from the calamari blimp

As it turns out, blimp calamari is rubbery and tasteless.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#1313: Jul 23rd 2014 at 11:35:29 AM

For my second free action, I throw a nuclear bomb at the Calamari Blimp.

Force Lightning: 3/7

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#1314: Jul 23rd 2014 at 12:43:37 PM

First free action: I throw a giant harpoon at the calamari

Gonna assist in the Force Lightning (4/7)

Now let's see two other posts helping with Ichigo.

edited 23rd Jul '14 12:44:21 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#1315: Jul 23rd 2014 at 3:57:34 PM

I assist with ichigo's force lightning.

I attempt to fire the energy obliterator from DTG 2 at the calamari blimp, but the cannon just explodes instead. It does however provide a nice amount of shrapnel.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#1316: Jul 23rd 2014 at 4:43:10 PM

Another charge for good measure. Let's see if we overclock.

2nd free: My prosthetic arm becomes a shark, which chomps at the calamari.

edited 23rd Jul '14 4:43:44 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#1317: Jul 23rd 2014 at 7:24:15 PM

Force Lightning: 7/7

As the charging completes, I decide that now's the time to bring the thunder and unleash a storm of Force Lightning upon the Calamari Blimp. For my third and final free action, I deliver a truly merciless No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to the Calamari Blimp with my Power Fists.

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#1318: Jul 23rd 2014 at 7:42:30 PM

My final free action comes in the form of riding my bladed motorcycle into the calamari to the tune of Painkiller

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#1319: Jul 23rd 2014 at 9:50:21 PM

Updating in the morning to give everyone a chance to pull out their moves. Give or take 7 hours

edited 23rd Jul '14 9:59:49 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
Wordless_Summons Well, this guy just needs a hug. from an online forum. Duh. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Well, this guy just needs a hug.
#1320: Jul 24th 2014 at 2:27:09 AM

I pull out a Wave-Motion Gun out of my back pocket, and spray the calamari blimp with massive lasers.

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#1321: Jul 24th 2014 at 6:43:36 AM

BATTLE REPORT:

   THE RETURN OF THE GODMODDER   

Suddenly, during the fight, all of space and time are slowly shredded to pieces as the Godmodder's presence makes itself known. As the P Gs attempt to close the portal, the Calamari Blimp plants itself right in front of the oncoming storm.

The Final Battle has begun.


Confronting the Calamari blimp, Ichigo returns as the 11th-Hour Superpower, striding towards the enemy with Dramatic Thunder booming behind him. With unerring speed, he lets loose twin Technological Terror cannons from his arm and scores a direct hit.

Staggering, the Calamari ducks underneath, tucks its tentacles in and nails Ichigo in the chest. Retreating, he lays down a cover fire of Mini-guns and missiles.

But the Godmodder is coming closer.


Far back away, Tabbune orders an Orbital Bombardment of Napalm-laced arrowheads. Forced to move his attack up because of time constraints, the barrage halts the Calamari's spinning, however some are redirected and cause damage to the towers.

But the Godmodder is coming closer.


Enhancing the Arrowheads, H2obox makes it literally rain fire from above, successfully shattering the glass balloon barrier. Rushing forward with a mighty roar, his Buster Blade lops off a tentacle.

But the Godmodder is coming closer


It appears people want roast Calamari for dinner. Joining in, Kayne adds to the ever growing number of fiery doom tracers with his own payload. The sky turns black as the blackest night and the heat is so immense, the ground starts to burn up and his intended iceberg melts within seconds. He does manage to throw what's left and impale the blimp with flash boiling water.

But the Godmodder is coming closer....


Falling from the sky, Jondanger arrives in a Badass Jaegar, and unloads his guns at point blank range, crippling the Calimari Blimp and crashing it to the ground. Lincoln's sawed off blows its other eye out while the truck falls and gives it a nice bump on the head.

But the Godmodder is coming closer


Suddenly, the Calimari Blimp shakes, rumbles, and reveals its true form.

IT'S A MECHA BLOON!!

Now resistant to fire, Piono's carving knife snaps against the hull as it fires wave after wave of Ceramic Bloons to block out the death by fire. In a panic, Ichigo's nuke goes off prematurely and the Balloon doesn't even feel it.

That is, until the engines cut out on it.

But the Godmodder is coming closer


The tide turns as both shrapnel and harpoons bounce off the lead exterior. Not much can penetrate 5 foot thick hull.

Earl's arm suddenly morphs into a shark. But not just any Shark.

Jaws himself comes out and Body Slams the Calamari back a couple meters.

*le gasp* A Crack appears in the hull.

But the Godmodder is coming closer


With a collective roar, ALL the P Gs are blessed with Power Fists of an electric variety.

Towers, men, fire, and fury all launch themselves at the blimp and deliver a well deserved No-Holds-Barred Beatdown courtesy of a Pummel Duel, some last minute Wave Motion Guns from Wordless, and a truly epic confrontation.

In one motion, we all raise our hands with the force and tear the blimp to shreds with the only overclocked ability ever used on a bloon.

Force Lightning.

The, riding into the portal like a Terminator, we don our battle suits, frantically try to remember our charges, and join our old comrades in arms against the.

GODZ BALLOON?!!?!?!

That's right. He's still there.

Oh,… and by the way.

   THE GODMODDER IS BACK   


End of mini game. All normal rules reapply. GODZ balloon is now a GM entity controlled by the godmodder.

If you wish to remember when the last actual godmodder action was, go to page 50.


You may now resume your player controlled charges. Now go Destroy That Godmodder!

edited 24th Jul '14 7:43:22 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#1322: Jul 24th 2014 at 8:06:53 AM

I summon a rain of giant boulders to attack all P Gs

4/4: I give Hanayo a 6500HP armor.

14/100

3 +1s fresh from the oven.

edited 24th Jul '14 8:28:59 AM by Tabbune

Wordless_Summons Well, this guy just needs a hug. from an online forum. Duh. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Well, this guy just needs a hug.
#1323: Jul 24th 2014 at 8:45:38 AM

I throw a sharp, medium sized rock at the godz ballon, aiming to puncture it.

I channel my dream power into physical, large cannon, and begin aiming it at the godmodder.19/20 (Use 1 of Tabbune's 1s)

My mages begin discussing what creature they will eventually summon. 3/39

edited 24th Jul '14 8:46:59 AM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1324: Jul 24th 2014 at 8:58:04 AM

I fire my prototype of my Hi-Tech Gun at the GODZ balloon.

Speaking of the Hi-Tech Gun, it's now at 7/15.

I attach an RPG to my little gun turret thingy 3/7.

ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#1325: Jul 24th 2014 at 9:15:48 AM

Alrighty, then. Continuing from here.

Battleships: 27/45 Taking Tabbune's +1

Next will be his spine. Instead of removing it, we're augmenting it with structural reinforcements and neural boosters. This allows him to lift higher weights and decrease his reaction time to 0.02 second. 27/60


I fire a slag rocket on the GODZ balloon, increasing the damage it takes for the next turn.


@Wordless: I help your mages. 4/39

@Jon: I send an engineer to work on the gun. 8/15

Also, free +1!

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

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