Destroy The Godmodder

Directin' a Distelespentryporter! It functions as a simple freeze tower however, but pops a first layer/ does damage. It'll go to F-6 when finished.

Distelespentryporter | F-6 | 1/5

Needle stack comin up on I - 5!

Needle Stack | I-5 | 1/2

3x +1 charges free for the taking!

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

2/2: McDonald's mascot placed at E-4! Has a small chance to scare bloons away with that stare.◊

2/2: wooden barricade placed at D-5! Can block bloons for a small amount of time.

I smash a bottle over a LARBOTICS.

edited 19th Jul '14 5:14:57 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

With some additional metal, I'm getting closer to upgrading my sentry. (3/5)

I buy some pouches of Potato Mines. (4/10)

I throw knives at some of the smaller bloons (free)

I also give a free point to the three posters above me. Use 'em well!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Battle Report:

SUCCESS!!

The initial wave was mowed down before it even began. Before the right wave could even get past, the entire party was glooshed by the glue gunner and nearly halted to a dead stop before it eventually ran into the Sentry, posted at 5-J.

The left wave fared no better as both Umi and the Gatling Gun shot them to pieces.

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IN BETWEEN ROUNDS:

Glue gunner is upgraded to pop a bloon each time it fires. The G.O.D.Z balloon spews black smoke in indignation because of this seriously over powered tower.

An Ice beam freezing ability is gained, due to there being no bloons on the field for Earl to shoot at. It will come in handy later.

Spike Factory is upgraded to a faster output.

Ronald Mc Donald is sent out to E-4.....but the G.O.D.Z balloon smiles at this.. Dear me...

Barricade erected at D-5.

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Battlefield response.

Due to the horrid performance of the bloons first wave, Bloontonium is forcefully injected into the remaining Larbotics. Crackling with eldritch energy, the Larbotics develop an extra inch of lead hull and glass barrier. Calling down the power of the Super Monkey balloons, the Sky darkens...

   BATHWOOOOOOOM!!!!!   

Suddenly, the Calamari Blimp appears. Thus, enters the first GM ally. 59000/59000

H2obox's bagel gets fried in the summoning and does diddly squat. His bottle flies straight over the Larbotics and smashes against the G.O.D.Z balloon.

What's this? It deals 1 damage? Extraordinary!!!!! 99/100

Not learning from Earl's example, Jondanger's hand is also broken. His bullet flies into the air and bounces off the blimp, popping an end tentacle. -30

The thrown knives embed themselves in the chinks of the right-most Larbotic. They do nothing, but they're still there.

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NEXT ROUND:

"Something Big, Blue, and Heavy comes this way." Someone pissed off the G.O.D.Z balloon..

Larbotics: 220/500

edited 19th Jul '14 8:43:12 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I summon a giant cat to eat the Calamari Blimp.

1/2: Preparing for a tier 2 Upgrade.

1/4: Tier 4 Upgrade preparations.

3 Deep Fried +1s

edited 19th Jul '14 10:42:12 PM by Tabbune

Monkey Engineer In-Training 2/7 Taking one of Tabbune's 1s

Bloonchipper Prep 1/4

I punch a calamari bloon in its face to assert my authority and dominance.

I'm selling free +1s for three! Or is it 3 +1s for free?

edited 20th Jul '14 6:04:35 AM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

1/4

2/2: I grab a giant deep frier and pour the oil on the Calamari Bloon. Finished thanks to a deep fried +1 from Tabbune.

I throw a grenade at a LARBOTICS.

@Tabbune: du it. 2/4

2 free +1s for grabs

edited 20th Jul '14 6:20:33 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I throw a bomb at a LABROTICS.

Monkey Appreantice: 2/4

Super Monkey: 6/6 takin a +1 from tabbune and a +1 from h2oblox

A Super Monkey appears at 1F

edited 20th Jul '14 8:48:08 AM by Jondanger23

Sentry upgraded! (5/5) One from h20box

Got the seeds now. (6/10) One from Wordless

I stab the calamari blimp with a hot poker dipped in molten tartar sauce (free).

A +1 for you, Tabbune, and one for Jon's apprentice. The next poster aside from these two also gets a +1.

edited 20th Jul '14 11:04:57 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Distelespentryporter | F-6 | 3/5 One from Earl.

Needle Stack | I-5 | 2/2

A stack of needles appear on I 5! They pop smaller bloons and do damage to other bloons daring to cross over them. And they don't just disappear after popping one lousy bloon! No! Thery stay indefinitely!

• 1 to the next person posting.

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

When is the actual GM getting back, by the way?

I am the once and future king.

Temporarily have Wi Fi. Sorry for putting you on the spot, Herobrine, but I cannot express how glad I am you're helping. I think I'm going to take a break from DTG until my schedule gets more predictable. Piono should be coming back Wednesday.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I blow away the smokes from the G.O.D.Z, just in case that will harm my Glue Gunner.

2/2:Spike Factory upgraded with Even Faster Productions, making 16 Spikes per round.

4/4: (using Earl's +1) Glue Gunner upgraded with Glue Striker ability, when I use it, it glues all bloons for 2 rounds (and pops once each round because of Corrosive Glue) One-use, since Piano will be returning Wednesday, otherwise 5 turn cooldown

3 Deep Fried +1s

edited 21st Jul '14 7:10:53 AM by Tabbune

Distelespentryporter | F-6 | 5/5 I take one of your deep fried ones Tabbune if that's okay.

So i guess we have ourselves a perfectly good Distelespentryporter at F-6 now! Freezin', poppin' and bein all rad!

Bloons, meet Tommygun. Tommygun, kill bloons. Ratatatatat!

edited 21st Jul '14 12:20:13 PM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

I start planting the potato mines (8/10) Thanks to one of those deep-fried points

I'm making something from a Minecraft mod. (1/4)

I try the ice beam again on the strongest bloon out there in order to slow it down (free)

Kayne, Tabbune and Jon all get +1's. Have fun!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Monkey Apprentice: 4/4

Yes, there's now a Monkey Apprentice on J2.

Sorry Armored Fury, I over looked that free +1, so... Meditation: 7/11

Meanwhile, I push at the doors of the palace of wisdom.

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

Battle Report:

(All New towers have been deployed)

SUCCESS(?)

The Blue monster emerges: IT'S A M.O.A.B.

Running down the left track, Umi and the gatling gun lays down fire against the MOAB's engines, slowing it down. Ronald hops on the balloon and starts pelting it with those fries.

Busting straight through the barricade, the sentry blasts the MOAB with rockets and bullets, slowing it down but not entirely stopping it. Spike factory's spikes finally manage to ground the balloon.

When the Ceramic Balloons came out, one smacked the Super Monkey in the temple and took it out temporarily. Deciding to humiliate the AG's, the balloons take another turn around the right.

Then, that glue gunner.

The balloons BARELY were destroyed, as the apprentice, the other sentry, and the needle stack tried their best to mop up the remains.

All-In-All, a success.

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The Cat missed the blimp, but got into a Larbotics, wreaking havoc inside. One down, but bloontonium spills all over the place, now smoking the track.

No one seems to listen. You cannot just punch these things. The G.O.D.Z balloon is laughing his head off. Wordless's fist fractures and the Calamari whallops him into a tree.

H20box's Hot oil only bothers the Blimp some, but it does give it a hot foot. Due to the smoke from the Bloontonium, the grenade misses by a mile, but it does hit the Calamari and sets it on fire.

Unfortunately, due to poor visibility, the bomb misses and blows up the barricade.

A hot poker lodges itself into the Calamari's eye.

After hacking up a lung, Tabbune blows all the smoke away only to get hit in the face with a Helium Balloon. Apparently the G.O.D.Z balloon has turrets now.

Indirect Knocks on the doors of wisdom. No one's home.

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NEXT ROUND:

The G.O.D.Z balloon arms his turrets, and sends another M.O.A.B down the road. Be warned, It's getting personal.

LARBOTICS: 100/500. One blimp remains.

CALAMARI BLIMP: 57000/59000

G.O.D.Z 99/100

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Comments: I have no idea what a Distelespentryporter is, so I made it a Team Fortress sentry gun. It has a mini gun and rockets and stuff. No Grenades though. William, I have no idea what your problem is, but I'm a volunteer filling in for the real GM while he's out. If you have a problem with how I'm running things, then PM me. Or PM him, if you so feel inclined. Unless you're referring to the G.O.D.Z balloon, in which case... well.. it's not that simple.

edited 21st Jul '14 9:13:41 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Why don't you all just ban him?

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

Disregard this. Posting error coupled with a cpu glitch.

edited 21st Jul '14 8:32:52 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

1/6

2/4

I do nothing for risk of damaging a tower

Welcome to my special hell.

I activate Glue Gunner's Glue Striker, glueing every bloon.

1/2: Umi begins preparing for something.

3 Super Spicy +1s

edited 22nd Jul '14 7:30:22 AM by Tabbune

I creep behind a LABROTICS and stab it.

I finish planting this field of potato mines in the path of the Calamari Blimp and the GODZ. (10/10) Claiming one of these.

Still crafting something... 2/4 (and yes, this can be "overclocked")

I throw hot oil at the Calamari Blimp and take a bite out of the fried chunk. (free)

And the next three posters each get a +1. Have fun!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

4/4: thanks, Earl! Wooden barrier upgraded to stone barrier.

2/6

I do nothing again.

Welcome to my special hell.