Destroy The Godmodder

Well dimentiosome, you're doing pretty well. It looks like we're all set.

And so as to avoid just taking up space: I rush through the bloons with uraniums umbrage and slice up a few.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

For my second turn:

Crazy Dave takes me through a variety of seeds. (3/4, using one of Armored Fury's +1s)

Some of the best engineers are at work at the specialized sentry now. (2/5)

I toss a javelin at a bloon. (free)

@Lord Herobrine: I give you some bonemeal for your banana farm. 3/8

@Armored Fury: I speed the squad commission up a bit. 2/5

@h2obox: And one for you. 3/5

Don't forget, I also have two unclaimed +1's, so please take 'em.

edited 17th Jul '14 12:02:51 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

F$@&!!!

DANG IT, my mom just told me I'm going camping until Tuesday!!! AGH!!! I'll probably be able to do today's post, maybe tomorrow's but we're going to need ANOTHER DM.

I'm sorry, Internet. I let you down.

Anyone wanna sub? If not, I'm checking the RP section for someone who'd be willing to do it.

edited 17th Jul '14 3:34:20 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Tower's halfway there. 3/5

The hitmen should be on their way now. 3/5

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Using a bloon's mangled corpse, I attempt to intimidate the other bloons into submission.

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@Earl: Have some more engineers! 3/5

@Herobrine: Here's some fertilizer. 4/8

@Tabbune: Almost there... 3/4

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

Alright...uh...sorry guys, I'm going to need a sub. Anyone wanna volunteer? ...heh...heh...ugh. Sorry. I didn't know I was going to be leaving until an hour ago.

...and now it turns out I'm leaving NOW. Someone, anyone, please do it. I'm sorry, piono.

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Everyone goes kamikaze on the somewhat-innocent bloons. Needless to say, they all die. The GM, realizing simple red bloons won't work, sends out 5 LARBOTICS (Large and red bloons (on the inside containing something?). You hear a growling on the inside. Uh oh. 100 damage to Dart Monkey!!! Whatever's inside of them, though, will be up to the next DM. Hehehpleasedon'tkillme.

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Highway: Dart monkey: 100/200 (AG)

LARBOTICS (x5)(until outer layer breaks off): 500/500 (PG)

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Street: Glue Gunner: 250/250 (AG)

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Alley:

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Once again, I am sorry. I didn't know about it until it was too late. I need someone, anyone, to do it. Please.

Ack, piono's gonna kill me. Lesson: Don't trust me with anything. I will screw it up.

SOMEONE PLEASE DM!!! I'm gone, so I can't reply to any P Ms!!! ...yell at me when I'm back.

edited 17th Jul '14 4:50:01 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

4/5: you hear metallic clanging.

3/4

I throw a MOAB husk at a LARBOTICS

Welcome to my special hell.

...I'm probably overstating this, but I won't be able to post. For 4 days. Thus, I need someone to sub from here on in. Now, turns out I'm leaving now, so...yeah...

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

@Dimentio: Oh man, this does suck... sorry to hear about that. I could carry on with hosting duties, but don't know Bloons that well...

I get a Gatling Pea Shooter and place them in the Alley. (4/4)

I thank Armored for his assistance and receive a crate from Mann Co. (4/5)

I punch a LARBOTIC. As hard as I can. (Free)

@Lord Herobrine: More bonemeal for your banana tree. 5/8

@Armored Fury: More assistance for your tower. You can be able to start a new summon before the next DM posts an update. 4/5

And here's one +1 up for grabs. I'm not sure though if my other 2 +1s can carry over...

edited 17th Jul '14 6:55:58 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I can probably do it, but I can't keep track of three tracks at once. I'd have to tone it down to one.

I am the once and future king.

WCS, I might be able to do it, I know Bloons quite well, but I only played BTD 5, and I don't know how many bloons to send.

edited 18th Jul '14 12:06:52 AM by Tabbune

I upgrade my Glue Gunner with Glue Splatter (It hits 6 Bloons per turn)

4/4: Umi summoned in Alley

1/2: Preparing for an upgrade.

5/5: the curtain unveils a Spike Factory! Spike factory summoned in Alley!

4/4: Cannon summoned in Highway!

I throw a dart at a LARBOTICS

edited 18th Jul '14 10:30:06 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

Boo-boo appears in the sky for an airstrike this turn.

2/2:Glue soak for Gluegunner (Glue sticks on all layer.

If I gave everyone a bloons map and over laid it with a grid so people could actually call out their tower placement, then called the game according to that, would that help?

I am the once and future king.

I start work on something new. (1/10)

I place a Level 3 Bloon-seeking Sentry on the Street. (5/5)

I use a built-in flamethrower at some of the splitted Bloons (if possible; otherwise a LARBOTIC; free)

@Lord Herobrine: More for the Banana tree... maybe... (6/8)

@Armored Fury: Also going to reinforce the speed of the squad. (4/5)

And another +1 for the first claimant. Still got that other one too.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

If someone else wants to speak up and run it, that's fine.

Suddenly, due to Executive Meddling and The Powers That Be, everyone finds themselves in a completely new area, with a looming shadow over them.

IT'S THE G.O.D.Z Balloon! (Godmodder's Outrageously Dangerous Zeppelin.) 100/100

With a mighty groan, it opens its bay doors and attaches fuel rods to each of the Larbotics, fueling them with immense amounts of Helium.

It Is On.

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Here be the new map.

The whole thing is gridded, so if you want your tower placed somewhere, then tell me the Letter and Number you want it to cross. Elsewise, the winds of change will stick it anywhere.

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On the Battlefield:

Due to the spatial warping powers, the Glue gunner finds himself re positioned around I-1 , which isn't a bad place all things considering.

H2obox's MOAB husk nails a Larbotic straight in the rudder. ( -100 ) Unfortunately, his dart misses by a mile.

Earl's Gatling Gun Pea Monkey gets deposited around C-4, and pelts the nearest mechanical Larbotic with peas. It doesn't do much due to the metal siding, but it does punch a hole through the gas tank. ( -30) He tries to slug the Larbotic, but ends up breaking his pinky finger.

Tabbune's Umi is summoned around A-2 to back up the Glue gunner, who hastily equips his Glue Splatter upgrade.

A spike factory is deposited dead center of the map and starts cranking out spikes for days.

A Bloon seeking sentry is deployed, but one of its guns jammed. It's only at Level 2. The Flamethrower, however, fries a Larbotic and everyone inside. (-120)

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Still to come!!!

Unloading the first payload, 20 blue baloons pile out. 10 to each side, backed by 30 red baloons, 15 per side.

LARBOTICS: 250/500. "Three remain, while two have been decommissioned."

QUESTIONS!: Tabbune, what is an Umi? Is it a monkey tower, or something else? Earl, there is a monkey tower called the gatling gun. You want to change it to that, instead of a pea shooter? If anyone has issues with how I'm running this, then PLEASE tell me so I can correct this. Thanks!

edited 18th Jul '14 1:16:14 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Lol, I can't open imgur images because of some stupid Internet website filter stuff.

Try that. It's the first map on there.

Letters are arranged from A to L. A is left most and L is right most. Numbers 1-7 designate the up and down grid. So. A-7 is bottom left and J-1 is upper right.

Alternatively, look up Old Old heavy forest 5 on the bloons wiki.

edited 18th Jul '14 3:10:07 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

1/2 1/2

I throw a bagel at a LARBOTICS

Welcome to my special hell.

Just realized we have to have new charges for this.

I punch a LABROTICS.

I begin to work on getting a Monkey Apprentice. 1/4.

And A Super Monkey. 1/6

Umi is the one I summoned in the actual game. She's an archer there.

you forgot the Glue Soak for my Glue Gunner

I upgrade my Glue Gunner with Corrosive Glue (It pops 1 layer of the glued bloons per round)

1/3 Preparing for a tier 3 Upgrade.

3 Honey Roasted +1s

edited 18th Jul '14 8:41:38 PM by Tabbune

I start whacking my wrench on the sentry. (1/5)

I go back to Crazy Dave, intent on buying some Potato Mines. (2/10)

I shoot an ice beam at the biggest bloon there is to slow it down a tad. (free)

• 1 to the next three posters. Use it well.

edited 18th Jul '14 6:14:25 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I upgrade my Tack Factory with Faster Production, generating 8 Spikes per turn

3/3 claiming one . I decided to go with the Glue Hose tier 3 Upgrade, my Glue Gunner shoot 3x faster, so 3*6=18 Bloons in range shot with glue per turn.

3 Honey Roasted +1s

edited 19th Jul '14 6:59:55 AM by Tabbune

I shoot a bullet at the sky.

Monkey Apprentice: 2/4

Super Monkey: 3/6 taking one of those +1s

edited 18th Jul '14 6:27:58 PM by Jondanger23