Destroy The Godmodder

6/20

I, reeling back from my collision with the teleportation device, grab a fillet knife and throw it at the godmodder.

After cursing myself thinking it would work, I began to charge a stronger party-wide Haste spell.

1/3

I send an infinite wave of chattering casuals asking about how the basics of the game work who do not give xp upon defeat at him, lead by 8-Bit Theater's Fighter. [1] reached.

... aaand as of that post above me, they're doing it REALLY FAST.

edited 16th Apr '14 9:25:11 PM by NevisYsbrid

I notice that my Demon Overlord's gone rogue after witnessing it eat Khamsin. Annoyed, I summon an archangel and order it onto the battlefield. As it follows my orders, I draw a sonic pistol and fire soundwaves at the godmodder in an attempt to disorient him and leave a ringing sound in his ears.

The archangel guts the demon overlord with a flaming sword, then pulls Khamsin's body from him. After channeling some holy power into the lifeless Khamsin in an attempt to revive him, the archangel throws holy water into the godmodder's face, then smites the tank with a lightning bolt.

I Rub a genie lamp and wish that the godmodders parents never met.

edited 16th Apr '14 10:21:39 PM by iamnotausername

Huzzah!

I give out an ear rapingly-good scream, and chuck a bus at the Godmodder.

@Omega and Ichigo, the tank and Chimera were already destroyed by the PK STARSTORM.

Anyways, I summon Shiro Fujimoto, the only exorcist capable of singlehandedly fighting Satan, to fight the Demon Overlord while I consider my next move against the Godmodder.

edited 17th Apr '14 6:37:10 AM by TheAirman

I ask SCP-738 what it will cost to damage the godmodder, to see if it costs less than the price to kill SCP-682.

In light of , changing my action to be aimed at The Godmodder and whatever hideous abomination he dredges up.

edited 17th Apr '14 1:02:10 PM by OmegaShadowcry

Okay, more Q&A: first, I'm going to answer a question that wasn't asked. You can go back and edit your posts guys, please do that from now on. but don't do it after I do an update, that might confuse people reading through this later. Also, I think I need to decrease the hp to thousands rather than ten thousands, but I won't do that until the battlefield gets cleared. Also, the vast majority of entities only get an auto attack and cannot do multiple things per round.

The rock pikmin flies through the air towards the godmodder, and then batted through a window by the same. Ginyu force summoned! (if you wish for different stats, tell me). Hartmut brings the circus to town, and the demon overlord summons his clowns! demon clown army summoned.

Jinx throws his fillet knife, and neatly guts a passing fish, which was unfortunate enough to be in the way of the godmodder. Fury begins charging another haste spell, and nevis summons...

OHMY$#@%@WHYWOULDYOUAGGHTHESOUNDISSOANNOYING!!!!! The godmodder agrees with me, and begins squishing them, doubling his attack speed as he becomes enraged. The godmodder, now enraged tears through one rounds' worth of brass band early, he will be free next round.

The archangel appears, but due to being a one-post summon that wasn't stolen by the godmodder, is less powerful than the demon overlord. It will attempt to attack the overlord this round. You use your sonic attack, make the godmodder even angrier, and then the archangel revives Khamsin, who is immediately struck down again by the curse of repetitiveness. The angel cannot attack two targets.

Unfortunately, the genie is in the video game, and the godmodder's parents were real. trip screams, which enrages the godmodder even more, and he catches the bus, then begins smashing the remnants of the brass band with it.

shiro fujimoto is summoned, SCP-738 shuts down while listing off the cost of killing the godmodder, and omega's stuff targets the godmodder.

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Battlefield:

The demon overlord and his forces charge forward, quickly overwhelming Shiro Fujimoto, Mistral and Sundowner. All three are destroyed.

The remaining AGs attack, but fail to get past the demon clowns, but dealing 20000 combined damage to the army.

The godmodder finishes smashing up the brass band.

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Enraged Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 97/100

Demon Overlord [PG]: Hp: 15000/20000

Demon clown army [PG]: Hp: 10000/30000

Archangel [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Monsoon [AG]: Hp: 3000/3000

Ginyu Force [AG]: Hp: 100000/100000

I smith the adamantine I dug up into lightweight armour of unmatched durability and intensely sharp bladed weapons, which I then resell to everyone other than the godmodder at high prices.

I summon the Avengers (Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, and Hawkeye), who charge into the fray to provide the remaining AGs some reinforcements. Afterwards, I leap onto a motorcycle after donning my new armor and gaining new weapons from Hartmut, then drive by the godmodder to distract him with gunfire.

As the Avengers provide the archangel, Monsoon, and the Ginyu Force their well-needed backup, Hulk grabs the godmodder and slams him into the ground before tossing him through a wall. While Captain America and the others battle the demon clown army, Thor attacks the demon overlord with his hammer.

edited 18th Apr '14 6:00:48 AM by IchigoMontoya

Separate stats for each member of the Ginyu Force please?

I point my finger at the godmodder.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!"

A CRT monitor is sent flying towards him at a high speed.

And now that the Ginyu Force is here, they settle who fights who through some rock-paper-scissors (you can use random.org to determine this)

edited 17th Apr '14 4:25:37 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I momentarily drop my jaw to the ground, as I look on in as at the bloodied remains of Mistral and Sundowner. What little is left, that is.

That's one heck of a demon lord.

>>Omega tries to plot, but is awestruck!

I let out a Kiai as I gather more energy for my spell.

2/3

I, while charging up my laser device still, start the preparations for a summoning ceremony which will summon Ornstein and Smough to destroy the godmodder.

Laser Device: 7/20

Summoning Ceremony: 1/5

edited 18th Apr '14 7:05:53 AM by Jinxmenow

I enter into the battlefield and start setting up my jobs.

> Beastmaster

I then summon two Hellbeasts to attack the Godmodder, at least as an distraction.

Q&A: Earl, I can't give individual stats or each of the Ginyu force if I don't know who they are, which I do not. Otherwise I probably would have given them separate stats, so please tell me the names of each.

Hartmut sells large amounts of adamantine armor, increasing the health and max health of everyone on the field except the godmodder by 5000. The Avengers charge into the fray, and the godmodder mind-controls them. Whelp, I wonder how that happened? *Sarcasm self-check completed* The CRT monitor flies at the godmodder, enraging him even more! The Ginyu force, after getting solid ties for their rock-paper-scissors match, finally decide to attack all together. Various charges are charged, and the sounds of a loud battle-scream, start of a summoning ceremony, and omega's jaw hitting the ground are all heard over the sounds of battle.

EDIT: oops, going to have to start anti ninja protocols after this. two hellbeasts are summoned.

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Battlefield:

The AGs launch a massive attack as the number of PGs is beginning to get a little large. They charge straight into the demons and avengers, and the last of the demon clowns die, and the avengers take 10000 damage.

The godmodder's forces attempts to regain ground with a counterattack, wherein the overlord eats Monsoon, and the archangel takes 7500 damage from the Avengers.

The godmodder screams in rage, and violently rips the wings off of the archangel, then throws the hellbeasts into the Ginyu force, dealing 10000 damage to the Ginyu force and destroying the hellbeasts and archangel.

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Enraged Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 97/100

Demon Overlord [PG]: Hp: 20000/25000

Avengers [PG]: Hp: 15000/25000

Ginyu Force [AG]: Hp: 95000/105000

edited 18th Apr '14 7:45:48 AM by pionoplayer

I spend the mass amounts of cash that I earned from selling my armour on R&D into setting up an EMP specifically designed to disrupt the godmodder's resources (and, by extension, his ability to manipulate events in his favour). I fully expect this to take a long time, to account for initial design, prototyping, testing, bug fixes, etc.

edited 18th Apr '14 9:07:37 AM by TheHeroHartmut

3/3

I cast the charged Haste spell on the party and take a deep breath.

Regaining my focus and intent, I accelerate my planning, by also making preparations for summoning a Black Monolith.

Plotting— 4/7

Monolith— 1/4

edited 18th Apr '14 9:40:56 AM by OmegaShadowcry

Captain Ginyu (the strongest, and will use a body swap in desperate moments), Jeice, Burter, Recoome and Guldo (the weakest one, but with psychic powers)

Guldo shall use mind powers on the Avengers while the rest of the force fights each respective avenger.

Me: I spam Hadoken on the Godmodder

edited 18th Apr '14 9:39:30 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I drop an anvil on the Godmodder's head.

Device: 8/20

Summoning Ceremony: 2/5

I grab a Boston cream pie and drive up to the godmodder, then pie him in the face with it and laugh before escaping. Afterwards, I summon Nicolas Cage and grant him the powers of the elements (fire, water, earth, and wind), then sic him on the godmodder's forces.

The elementally-powered Nicolas Cage takes up the archangel's sword, then starts going crazy to increase his power levels. Charging into the fray, Nicolas Cage smashes through the brainwashed Avengers, then hacks the Demon Overlord's sword arm off at the elbow before slashing his throat. The godmodder attempts to brainwash Nicolas Cage, only to fail due to Nic's insanity mode overriding his control. Nicolas Cage then hits the godmodder with a giant wall of water along with a whirlwind.