Destroy The Godmodder

Q&A: @Tabbune: My opinion? It could be, but please no, I'm having a hard time balancing against your forces as it is. But don't worry, you can do a healer if you want to. @Earl, I suppose that's a good idea. I do have all the stuff stored in a google doc, so its not like I won't be able to just pick up where we left off.

Announcement: Okay everyone, since tomorrow is the last update, I that Earl is right, who will be able to update once a day for a minigame while I'm gone? whoever it is will have to do it from this Sunday to next Sunday. If we have multiple eligible people, whoever has the best idea for the minigame/is the most reliable as far as I've seen will get the job.

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Jondanger randomly minicrits with his knife, dealing 3000 damage, fury throws a disc at the iron titan for 2000 damage (sadly, it is not animesque), and Lord Herobrine gives the godmodder a sticker... with, *gasp* Barney!! 1 damage! Earl flips the iron titan the bird, then deals 2500 damage to it with said bird, jondanger throws a grenade at the iron titan for 2000 damage, then fires a corn cob cannon (for today's purpose, I will consider it an attack rather than I summon, I think that's what it is) at the titan, and deals 20000 damage to it.

Ichigo deals 2000 damage with a megaton punch. Then h2o summons, a red bloon! But hold on... red bloons never come in ones... Fury demands that the iron titan surrender, and gets pounded into the ground again. Ichigo performs a no-holds barred beatdown, dealing 2000 damage, h2o pops the red bloon, Tabbune attempts to make himself bigger, but the godmodder makes him smaller with an overly large hammer, Earl heals Umi... who was at full health... Tabbune crashes into the titan for 2500 damage. And Kayne slams his spaceship into the iron titan, completely obliterating it!

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End of Turn Battle

Everyone else prepares to open fire on the godmodder, but the godmodder uses levitation to lift up the remains of the iron titan, forming a massive steel wall that blocks all of the attacks. Massive steel wall summoned! The godmodder rushes out and slams out into Undead Deathstroke, dealing 12500 damage to the undead hero. Winter Soldier and Honoka both hit the ground. Both go splat. Undead Winter Soldier and Honoka killed. From behind the wall, sounds like helium being pumped are heard.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 75/100

Massive Steel Wall [PG]: Hp: 500000/500000

Undead Deathstroke [AG]: Hp: 15000/35000

Majora [AG]: Hp: 22250/45000

jondanger’s army [AG]: Hp: 12750/30000

jondanger’s tower [AG]: Hp: 64250/100000

Tondenga [AG]: Hp: 16750/35000 Noshinoshizugan ||

Z.O.M.G. [AG]: Hp: 97500/100000

Umi [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Earth elemental Tabbune [AG]: Hp: 10500/13000

edited 11th Jul '14 11:05:52 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I pilot the Z.O.M.G. and prepare to open fire on whatever bloon(s) are/is being created.

11/25

14/80: BOOSTS FOR THE BOOST GOD

Welcome to my special hell.

I cast Full Heal on Deathstroke while wondering what the godmodder's up to behind that wall.

Deathstroke begins bombarding the wall with grenades.

Cannon: 6/20

Ulysses: 4/25

(2nd Draw)

Now... TIME TO RAISE HELL.|||    77/200 [[spoiler: Taking an Earl 1+   

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Forming the Boss-O-Saurus LIKE A BOSS!!!!

   WE HAVE ACHIEVED THE CELLULAR STAGE!!!    12/70

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If it happens to be Morgan Freeman on helium, I suggest we run.

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Two points to the next poster.

One for the following.

edited 11th Jul '14 6:04:32 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Battleships: 20/45

With the operation underway, I disclose the cyborg's specifications to other tropers. 19/60

^{Cyber-Navarro's stats} 

• Health: Middling (Equivalent to 30-post entity or less)

• Offense: Very high. Bonus damage against humanoids. Reduced damage against Eldritch Abominations, non-organics, and giants.

• Specials:
  • Blink Displacer - 8 post charge. Can be used to dodge an attack or cause a minicrit.

  • Icarus Landing System - Reduce Fall Damage. Increase damage taken while airborne.

  • Psychotic Override - When dropped to 1/3 health, heals 10000 damage and becomes a Neutral entity.

  • Increased critical chance

  • Increased critical damage

Considering that most of the entities we summon are Mighty Glaciers, I thought it would be interesting if I summon another Glass Cannon with ridiculous damage potential. Please tell me if this sounds too OP.

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I grab a random mook from Jondanger's army (Sorry) and launch him over the wall, see if he can spot what's going on there.

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@Earl: Five more bucks on the Vault monster. 68/75

@Ichigo: I send a squad of dwarves to clear the road from Marked Men. 5/25

@Kayne: Grundy is now at 18/40.

edited 11th Jul '14 12:36:20 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I fire my RPG at the wall.

Deathstroke manages to start up a downed Grox fighter's weapons systems, then uses the fighter's cannons to blast the wall.

Cannon: 7/20

Ulysses: 6/25

I stabilize Cyber-Navarro's Mammon Cell in the hopes of making the cyborg less likely to turn on us when his health drops to 1/3. 20/60

I put a HP sapper on the wall.

Duke Fishron's Corpse:

33/35

I pull one of my soldiers aside, and call my lab to make a hi-tech gun for him. 1/15

@Earl I bet 50 bucks on the vault monster. 69/75

Wasn't the concert considered for the update? It was an attack aimed at the godmodder (and perhaps maybe the titan)

The fight is still going on while people are continuing their wager. Neither of them are demonstrating an upper hand... 71/75

I start stockpiling mead, meat and Jaffa Cakes for the next summon. 2/60

I find the Godmodder guilty of showing feelings of an almost human nature. I have a some people commence to TEAR DOWN THE WALL! (free action)

Since the free +1s didn't result too well...

@Jondanger: Fishron-Trap nearly assembled. 34/35

@Lord Herobrine:    I help once again! 74/200   

And I leave a +1 for a first taker.

edited 11th Jul '14 1:26:32 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

12/25

16/80

Before I get in the ZOMG, I fire a full clip from the Beggars Bazooka at the Wall.

Welcome to my special hell.

I throw my Drax I tried to drill at the Godmodder's face with earlier at the wall.

Duke Fishron's Corpse:

35/35 DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUN! Mecha-Duke Fishron! (it's pretty much duke fishron with improved stats)

Mecha-Duke Fishron's stats:

Attack: Very High

Defense: Robot-Parts: Very High. Organic Flesh: Medium.

Hi-Tech Gun:

2/15

edited 11th Jul '14 12:42:13 PM by Jondanger23

Battleships: 22/45 Taking Earl's +1.

First will be the torso. We're going to replace most of his internal organs with their artificial counterparts and install a Mammon Cell to provide power for the rest of his cybernetics. This should ensure that he remains functional even at the brink of death. 21/60

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In case the flying mook fails, I send a dwarf miner to tunnel beneath the wall and see what's behind it.

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@Earl: I grab some popcorns. 72/75

@Jon: I send some idle engineers to help with the gun. 3/15

@Tabbune: Another healer is always good. 6/10

edited 11th Jul '14 1:13:28 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

19/40 Solomon Grundy

4/60 3/60 Disco Defense Ball

I use PK Starstorm on the wall.

3x +1's for the taking! First come, first serve.

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

Frustrated, I pierce the wall with my spear

9/100: When will it come?

8/10: I'll take one, thank you.

3 Free +1s for free

edited 11th Jul '14 3:21:10 PM by Tabbune

It took a long time, but the experiment had finally fallen. The Vault monster, that goes by the name "The Behemoth", heads over to the battlefield, sworn to protect the allies of Brian. I give Brian a nod. On one hand, days of research are gone, just like that. On the other hand, I doubt that experiment would remain loyal for long... 75/75 (using a +1 from both Kayne and Tabbune)

I continue to lay out some Jaffas to make a payment. 3/60

I make my mechanical body molten for a short time and make contact with the wall.

@Lord Herobrine:    I'M HELPING! >:D 75/200   

@Dimentiosome:    STILL CREATIVE AS EVER! 93/1000   

Also got a first-come-first-serve +1

edited 11th Jul '14 3:23:42 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Okay, quick thing, this isn't an update.

Sorry earl, I must have missed the concert, post it again and I'll do it next round.

More importantly: I need people to volunteer to do a mini-game/mini-boss-fight while I am gone for a week. Submit your idea for what you want to do during that week where you'll be GMing and I'll choose someone tomorrow. Please, I need to have someone that can update for that week chosen by tomorrow because I will not get a chance after tomorrow. So make requests or the thread will just end up going on hiatus for a week with nothing interesting to do.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Well...maybe we could turn pvp on?

I dunno...but I won't be able to post anything tomorrow, so I might not be a good choice.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I begin bombarding the Wall with Giant Boulders.

Portal: 9/10

10/100

Free +1s!

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*copy* *paste*

RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   94/1000   

Heart of gold: 5/15

I release all the prisoners from the prison I'm at, then jump out the window and watch the chaos unfold. I also begin singing a stupid song.

= >^{stupid song} 

Stupidity incarnate

Despite the awesome rhymes

It could be fate

Or I could just be wasting my time!

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I bet you could defecate

An even better song

Though I haven't the time to rate

I wouldn't bet you wrong. < =

...That's what we're doing.

edited 11th Jul '14 8:07:32 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

How about a Dungeon boss kind of thing?

edited 11th Jul '14 8:08:26 PM by Tabbune

Maybe a race or a competition? Or something that instead of counting damage down, counts damage up. For example, when you deal 1 damage the count goes from 100 to 101 instead of 100 to 99, for example. The objective is to be the player dealing most damage to it? Or gain more points. Or go the furtherst. I dunno.

edited 11th Jul '14 8:08:32 PM by Victin

@Piono: Okeydokes, here it is. It'll have the same description, except this time directed solely towards the godmodder (since the titan is dead and then replaced by the wall), even if it means only the wall gets damaged.

My current summon at 4/60 through me claiming one of Dimentiosome's

I might have an idea for the minigame, but I'll have to wait until after work to flesh out a PM (posting in a breaktime right now).

edited 11th Jul '14 8:23:43 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Okay okay, before I start with everything else, I need to apologize, I made a boo-boo. My week-long trip is not for a while actually, although it will be coming up in less than a month. I sort of lose all track of time and my schedule during summer break. However, I will not be updating on Monday, so just be warned of that. The massive steel wall comes down on Tuesday. No, the break isn't long enough for a minigame, it'll just be a lull in posting. Although in relation to minigame planning: it will take place outside of the battlefield. If I think what happened during the minigame was cool, the godmodder might take damage when I get back, but no other entities can be affected. Buffs and debuffs will not reduce either. I would prefer that said minigame would be a team thing, but it doesn't have to be.

Q&A: @fury: Okay, so I'm looking at that, there isn't really a point to specifying entity types, so I'm removing those. Also, all of the extras but Psychotic Override are going. The Blink thing because of near uselessness, the landing system because of damage specification, and the critical hit because crits are very specifically x2 damage multiplier. It will have half health but double damage compared to regular 60 post entities. Also, randomly, don't get mad about my things with your engineers, I think it makes a nice running gag. I'll try not to abuse it too much though.

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everyone readies for whatever is happening. h2o boosts the ZOMGs attack, ichigo heals deathstroke for 2000 health, and fury launches one of jondanger's troops over the wall. Or, um... in his haste to throw someone over the wall, he grabbed one of his own engineers instead. Of well, its not like they're very useful. And the engineer never reports back, proving my point on uselessness. Ichigo uses an RPG on the wall for 1500 damage, jondanger saps the wall for 2500 damage, earl has people start tearing down the wall for 2500 damage, h2o deals 2000 damage with his bazooka, and jondanger deals 2500 damage with his drax. He then summons Mecha-Fishron, with stats simplified and nerfed.

Fury sends a dwarf beneath the wall. He hears the dwarf scream and the sound of static electricity and the disconcerting sound of rubber on blood. Kayne deals 2500 damage with starstorm, Tabbune deals 3000 damage with his spear, and earl deals 2500 damage to the wall with his mechsuit. The Behemoth then enters the battlefield. Finally, one round late, earl's concert finally arrives. With a great deal of fanfare and personal injury, the successfully deal... absolutely no damage to the godmodder. The rampaging crowd of fans on the other hand deal 75000 damage to the wall.

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End of Turn Battle

The godmodder stays behind the wall. It sounds like balloons being filled up. The AGs all prepare an absolutely massive combined attack that deals a whopping 85000 damage to the wall. Oh no! The wall is still at over 50% health! The godmodder's plans will go completely uninterrupted. Then everyone hears something like the sound of a spaceship. Everyone looks around, then Mecha-Fishron dives out of the way as a large space-limo flies past at high speeds with a small group of fans screaming incoherently. The limo then proceeds to slam into the wall, dealing 50000 damage. A man comes stumbling out the wreckage, and topples to the ground in front of dimentiosome's feet. "May I have your autograph?" He then blacks out.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 75/100

Massive Steel Wall [PG]: Hp: 271000/500000

Undead Deathstroke [AG]: Hp: 17000/35000

Majora [AG]: Hp: 22250/45000

jondanger’s army [AG]: Hp: 12750/30000

jondanger’s tower [AG]: Hp: 64250/100000

Tondenga [AG]: Hp: 16750/35000 Noshinoshizugan ||

Z.O.M.G. [AG]: Hp: 97500/100000

Umi [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Earth elemental Tabbune [AG]: Hp: 10500/13000

Mecha-Fishron: [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000

The Behemoth: [AG]: Hp: 150000/150000

edited 12th Jul '14 12:50:23 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

@Piono: Alright then. Is the increased crit chance still okay though?

Battleships: 24/45 Claiming Kayne's +1

The Mammon cell installed in his torso should provide his augmentations with enough power to last several years. However, I am worried what effect it might have on his violent mind. 24/60. Taking Tabbune and Dimentio's +1.

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After witnessing another act of idiocy from the engineers (And myself), I order them to perform some maintenance on the Z.O.M.G., buffing its attack for the next round.

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@Dimentio: Heart of Gold at 6/15.

@Kayne: Halfway there! 20/40

And a +1 to anyone who wants it.

edited 12th Jul '14 1:24:14 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

13/25

17/80

Alright. Time to be Crazy-Prepared. If it's this, which I'm pretty sure it is, then I'll prepare for it by sitting in a base with 4/2 sniper monkeys, a 2/2 monkey village, and multiple MOAB maulers. SPECIAL: all of these are summoned as the Anti-DDT Monkey Army, but only if my suspicions are correct. Until then, this is kinda a potential action for the future.

As for my attack, I fie a shot from a MOAB mauler at the wall.

edited 12th Jul '14 1:32:37 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I've now prepared enough meat and mead for a feast (6/60) Claiming that +1 from Armored Fury

I call upon all galactic manufacturers to make me a huge weapon with which to wreak havoc. (1/50)

I take out a huge blunderbuss and blast a few shots into the wall. (free action)

The usual +1's to Dimentiosome's    CREATIVITY    and Lord Herobrine's squad. Also a free +1 to the first claimant.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.