Destroy The Godmodder

I make myself a spear from the rocks around me.

Is it coming yet? 7/100

5/5 The Earth Elemental Lord responded, and gives me a 5000 Heal and 150% Attack boost.

Lord Herobrine, is that Pig Latin you're speaking?

edited 9th Jul '14 11:49:28 PM by Tabbune

Yeah, I'm about to say that I would have elaborated a bit the first time when I made that post. For future reference Kayne, the system of taking someone's offered +1's doesn't quite work that way. It's only meant for you to claim one of the three from that person per charge (so you can claim two if you wanna so long as you use it on the two different charges you have). As such, it would put Gundy in 14/40 now. Oh, and don't be afraid to charge two things at once. I believe I still have two freebies left for those who'd like to claim it. Or will there be a bit of leighway from piono since you're new here, Kayne?

I can just sense the Vault monster closing in rapidly upon entering the atmosphere. I suppose whichever entity wins the fight gets to be the summon. (60/75) one from Dimentio's freebie and one from h2obox's, one from my own charge

I notice everyone's excited for Dethklok. For that matter, so am I! The helicopter is prepared to literally drop the stage on the battlefield. (34/35; feel free to overclock this charge people!)

I coat my prosthetic arm in plasma and then punch the Iron Golem once again (free action)

@Dimentiosome:    91/1000 I'M SO F(riff)ING EXCITED!   

@Lord Herobrine:    Ooh... which thing of eldritch description is coming? 73/200   

@Whoever would like it: Here, have a freebie +1!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

If you say that only everyone can grab a +1 from your stack. then yes, Solomon Grundy is now at 14/40 like you said. Anyway, even after reading the rules, i guessed it's okay to give all three +1's on one person because we do this +3 for +3 trade thing in DTG 2 all the time. Thats up to piono though.

15/40 Solomon Grundy Phase 1: Idea Machine 2/20 | Phase 2: ??? 0/40

I do nothing. Well, i love doing things people least expect.

• 1 to Earl, +1 to Tabbune

edited 10th Jul '14 5:08:58 AM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

Battleships: 15/45

With h2o and Earl's free +1, I hire several cybernetics expert. Meanwhile, the engineers are performing some mental and physical exam on our subject. 15/60

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I demand the Iron Titan to surrender.

"You must yield!"

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@Earl: As you wish! 35/35

@Herobrine: More chanting!    74/200   

@Kayne: 40% done. 16/40

edited 10th Jul '14 6:43:02 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

@Kayne, that'll make one of my charges 7/100. If Piano thinks my 5/5 Charge is OP, then I'll use it on my 5/5 to make it a 6/6

A while back, pure rage caused youtube users worldwide to burst into flames at the sight of the godmodder's atrocities, for attacking the godmodder (as seen on page 15), but their rage has not died. Now, through John Morrison, the portal to the internet, their rage has a sufficient outlet vessel, increasing his attack by their lingering three post charge, which he unleashes as a righteous knee of justice into the godmodder's face.

Meditation 4/11

Morrison reminds me, so I rest my gun down to upload more youtube videos and make room for more footage. Battleships 16/45

edited 10th Jul '14 8:42:33 AM by IndirectActiveTransport

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

Q&A: @h2o: oh, okay. I get it. That makes sense, although I will probably buff the health of the minions a little because they're gonna get one-shotted with health that low. @Kayne: I would recommend just making it a 60 post charge then. and yes, you cannot put multiple +1s from the same post into the same charge. @Tabbune: Well, your problem is that you were trying to use it as an ability of the entity, you could use it just as a charge action though. Its not a long enough charge for that though. @Lord Herobrine: Um... a 20% damage reduction shield? I don't think so. Not for a free action.

To everyone. Yes, you can give multiple +1s to one person, but the max is 2 since people are only allowed to charge two charges at once. Each +1 in a given post must go to a different charge. If you have been doing it and I've not been noticing its because I already spend around half an hour, forty five minutes updating this and don't have time to investigate all the charges in depth. I know that +3s are allowed in the minecraft thread, but the minecraft thread players aren't nearly as good at finding loopholes as you tropers are, and twin is also much more experienced at this.

Also, I will give you people a warning. This Saturday is going to be the last update for about a week because of a trip I'm going to be taking, so just be aware of that.

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Jondanger unloads large quantities of ammo into the iron titan for 2000 damage. h2o throws a guest's corpse at the iron titan, dealing 1500 damage to it, earl launches two rockets at it dealing 2000 damage, and ichigo blasts the iron titan with chain lightning for 2500 damage. One of fury's engineers gets mad at the titan and attempts to fire her sidearm at the iron titan... while holding it backwards. h2o derps the titan. The titan derps and falls over, taking 3000 damage. Ichigo revives Deathstroke, but the Curse of Repetition™ catches on. Reviving characters in such a manner will not work for a good long time now.

Dimentiosome attempts to use a combat operandi on the godmodder, but since he used a sincere link sarcastically, the attack has no power! Jon launches a rocket at the iron titan dealing 2000 damage, tabbune punches the titan for 1500 damage, Tabbune makes himself a spear, boosting his auto-attack, and then buffs and heals himself, earl uses a plasma punch on the iron titan for 2000 damage, and Kayne does nothing. Surprisingly enough, everyone was expecting it since he did nothing in his first post. Fury demands that the iron titan surrender. It smashes him into the ground. I... think that's a no.

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End of Turn Battle

Morrison attempts to knee the godmodder in the face. The godmodder catches his knee, flips him into the air, and falcon punches him out of the battlefield. John Morrison killed. Tabbune attacks the iron titan with his spear, dealing 5000 damage, the other AGs all group together and deal 45000 damage to the iron titan. The iron titan retaliates by smashing Deathstroke and jondanger's army for 7500 damage each, and launches Honoka into the air, dealing 5000 damage and applying the midair debuff.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 76/100

Iron Titan [PG]: Hp: 36875/250000

Undead Winter Soldier [AG]: Hp: 10750/35000 [midair-1]

Undead Deathstroke [AG]: Hp: 27500/35000

Majora [AG]: Hp: 22250/45000

jondanger’s army [AG]: Hp: 12750/30000

jondanger’s tower [AG]: Hp: 64250/100000

Tondenga [AG]: Hp: 16750/35000 Noshinoshizugan ||

Z.O.M.G. [AG]: Hp: 97500/100000

Umi [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Honoka [AG]: Hp: 15000/20000 [midair-1]

Earth elemental Tabbune [AG]: Hp: 10500/13000

edited 10th Jul '14 1:18:46 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I throw a knife at the iron titan.

Duke Fishron's corpse:

31/35

Charges:

12/15

Battleships: 17/45

Dammit. I should refrain from letting them shoot unless its a charge. On the other hand, the preparation is almost complete. We also find out that our subject is a quite... eager to fight. We stated repeatedly that this probably would end with him painfully killed by the PGs. He replied that that isn't a problem as long he gets a good fight and have his pain receptors removed. 16/60

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Considering that our enemy is a Titan, I attempt to circle around it and launch a large, serrated disc at the nape of its neck.

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@Jon: I charge the charge. 14/15

@Earl: What's this? A fight between the Ultimate Lifeform and Sealed Evil in a Can? Count me in! 61/75

@Indirect: I play some Brian Eno to help you meditate. 5/11

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

(1st Draw)

With the majority of the Grand Army assembled, they prepare the summoning ritual. Invoking the Legacy of Creepypasta, the worlds spine-tinglers are gathered. Delving into Mortal Kombat, Freddie Kruger is requested. So is the Master.

The incantation begins. "Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. Amen-ay!"

Crowd: AMEN-AY! * Evil priest resumes chanting.*

Suddenly, a worm hole opens. Holy **** Batman, the DC super villains are pouring in.    74/200   

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Forming the Boss-O-Saurus LIKE A BOSS!!!!

   WE HAVE ACHIEVED THE CELLULAR STAGE!!!    10/70

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First action sees me give the Godmodder a sticker. It has Barney on it.

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Shifting plans a bit, I dump 2+'s on ArmoredFury and 1+ on Jondanger23. Read 'em and use 'em as you like.

I am the once and future king.

The Vault monster lands, and lunges at my near-perfect cell. Wanna take bets, everyone? 62/75

The helicopter has dropped the stage. It is still descending from mid-air as we speak. Several Duncan Hills-fueled hours of anticipation will soon be fulfilled. 36/37 (overkloking until my second turn)

With my prosthetic arm, I give the Iron Titan the finger, then use it to jab its chest at a high speed. (free action)

I throw three free +1's to 2-3 people who would like it.

edited 10th Jul '14 2:33:18 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I throw a grenade at the Iron Titan.

Duke Fishron's corpse:

32/35

Charges:

15/15 A cob cannon appears, it shoots explosive corn cobs, that's it.

After sending out a call to Ulysses, I hit the Iron Titan in the face with a Megaton Punch.

Deathstroke draws his pistols and begins blasting the Iron Titan's face with armor-piercing rounds. The Winter Soldier notices Morrison's falcon punched corpse flying towards him and grabs it, then uses said corpse as a makeshift parachute to slow his descent towards the inflated mattress.

Cannon: 4/20

Ulysses: 1/25

I use Wingardium Leviosa to make the stage reach the ground and get the concert started. 37/37

9/25

12/80

I 1-turn summon a red bloon.

HP: 10/10

Welcome to my special hell.

Battleships: 19/45

With that in mind, our subject is moved to the operating room. 18/60

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I demand the Iron Titan to surrender.

"You must yield!"

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@Earl: Ten bucks on the Vault monster. 63/75

@Ichigo: To be honest, I was thinking about summoning Ulysess a few turns ago... 2/25

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I use a pair of Power Fists to deliver a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown to the Iron Titan.

Deathstroke targets the Iron Titan's weak spot, then fires his rifle at it. While descending, the Winter Soldier grabs the falling Honoka and the two use Morrison's corpse as a parachute to land on the inflated mattress.

Cannon: 5/20

Ulysses: 3/25

I wager ten bucks on the near-perfect cell. 64/75

edited 10th Jul '14 4:22:11 PM by IchigoMontoya

10/25

13/80

I pop the red bloon, turn it's remains into a small nuke, and throw it at the Titan.

Welcome to my special hell.

I make myself a lot bigger by gathering the ground around me, then grab everyone midair and put them back on the ground gently

Why is it not coming yet?: 8/100

Reconnecting my Abductor Portal to Otonokizaka: 1/10. Should this be another healer?

edited 10th Jul '14 11:51:51 PM by Tabbune

I think while you're gone, we should have some sort of Entr'acte minigame to fill the time, much like the second game had IIRC.

Bets are still being made left and right, and it looks like both of the entities are blocking each other's blows rather damn well... (65/75)

The stage has landed in the middle of the crowd, killing several eager fans in the process. I get myself into the group while excitingly cheering on Dethklok. The stage further folded, killing even more adjacent fans before forming a series of Jumbotrons. Dethklok proceeds to perform a killer song "dedicated to those fighting the godmodder", with a series of pyrotechnics and berserk props. Many fans are among the casualties, and the attack also affected the Iron Titan and the Godmodder himself in some way (which will be up to pionoplayer). I've been ravaged by a number of things too; I've been burnt pretty badly, the rest of my good limbs have been hacked off and I am heavily bruised from the moshpit. After the concert, Dethklok dispersed and got picked up by the helicopter, heading back to the Mordhaus. The surviving crowds have also left, leaving my body being battered beyond description, aside from my prosthetic arm throwing the "rock on" horns gesture before giving a thumbs up. Brian also had Hyperion engineers attending the concert, most of them not affected by the effects of the concert, and they build a mechanical body for me. (38/38)

I see that there's a healing beam built in, and I use it to heal one of the AGs (free action).

Once again, I give a set of 3 free +1's. Please do use 'em!

edited 11th Jul '14 5:44:18 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I crash my enlarged body at the Titan

I'm bored, come here quickly!: 9/100

Portal to Otonokizaka: 3/10 Fine, it's another healer. I'll claim one

3 Free +1s for sale, go claim your free +1s! Only 3 left for sale! It's free!

edited 10th Jul '14 11:25:01 PM by Tabbune

Instant death on a combined summon? It appears there can be godmodding at the Palace Of Wisdom. Bookers across the country scramble to find a way to resurrect the heavyweight champion they agreed upon together, many declaring TV Tropes a lost cause. Delirious remains defiant, Destroy The Godmodder will continue, somehow.

Meditation 5/11

Meanwhile, I decide to examine the newly risen "Palace Of Wisdom", though the stench of Miz still lingers, so of it was blown away by Morrison's entry, making it approachable. Tabbune's portal to Otonokizaka: 4/10

edited 10th Jul '14 7:05:42 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

Now at 66/75

Now 67/75

edited 11th Jul '14 4:03:53 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

17/40 Solomon Grundy

3/60 Disco Defense Ball (with Shoutbox prototype!)

I crash with my fist shaped space shuttle into the Iron Titans head. Otherwise i hit another enemy.

All my +1 free for the taking under the rules now updated from last turns roundup.

edited 11th Jul '14 4:00:19 AM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

Free +1s!

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   92/1000   

Heart of gold: 4/15

I run over to the nearest prison and prepare a Mission Impossible-esque mission to break everyone out.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

5/10 for me. Halfway there

edited 11th Jul '14 7:06:25 AM by Tabbune