Destroy The Godmodder

11/40 Solomon Grundy

Hitting the Iron Titan with a giant anchor!

@Earl of Sandvich / Paying the roadies. 24/35

@Ichigo / Performing necromancy for Undead Deathstroke. 16/20

@Jondanger 23 / Whatever it is i should do with the corpse. 25/35

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

As the Goblin General begins charging the cannon, I cast Full Heal on the Winter Soldier again.

The Winter Soldier, still timestopped, receives the healing.

Cannon: 1/20

Undead Deathstroke: 17/20

I suggest to Earl that Deathklok sing some Vogon poetry. 25/35

The warlocks assist with summoning Grundy. 12/40

edited 8th Jul '14 10:45:32 PM by IchigoMontoya

You're right, that disco tron is kinda OP. The engie now seems balanced, thanks.

2 zombies instead of 4, very low hp instead of kinda low. I never meant for them to be 10-posters. Low attack for the summoned Zambeez, disco tron has below average attack.

Anyways,

5/40

3/25

I force the Titan to *gasp* read bad fan fiction.

Tondenga appears to be preparing to do something....

edited 8th Jul '14 10:33:41 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I teach the Iron Titan to make some art with scrap metal (joke action which won't affect gameplay)

I have a bad feeling about this... (56/75)

Some Klokateers are making the people sign injury waivers, removing Dethklok from any liabilities. (26/35)

I have a few Klokateers attack the Iron Titan. Inevitably they'll do some damage before they get crushed. (free action)

@Jondanger: Still working on the Fishron-Trap. (25/35)

@Lord Herobrine: Still assisting with this summon.    And this time a bit mature about this... (69/200)   

@Armored Fury: Some augmentation technology is on its way. (+1 for either of your summons)

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

4/25

6/80: I've decided to make this thing much longer to summon so it and its summons could be better.

I crash a plane into the Titan.

Welcome to my special hell.

Free +1s!

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Tuesday, July 8
4:34 District Court

I show up at the court, acting as my own lawyer, fully expecting Mr. Richard Persson (GM) to not show up. Hopefully, this will cause the police to attempt to go out and detain him.

Also has my movie taken effect yet?

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   89/1000   

Heart of Gold: 3/20

edited 8th Jul '14 7:11:42 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

(2nd Draw)

With the majority of the Grand Army assembled, they prepare the summoning ritual. Invoking the Legacy of Creepypasta, the worlds spine-tinglers are gathered. Delving into Mortal Kombat, Freddie Kruger is requested. So is the Master.

The incantation begins. "Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. Amen-ay!"

Crowd: AMEN-AY!    71/200    Taking a +1 from Dimentionsome.

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Forming the Boss-O-Saurus LIKE A BOSS!!!!.. 8/70

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Second action sees me give Majora a Hookshot.

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All three of my 1+'s are dumped on H2obox. Have fun.

I am the once and future king.

Concert now at 27/35

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Meditation 3/10

Portal To The Internet 8/8

"The Palace of Wisdom is always growing. This formerly blasphemy has been incorporated into its greatness. And in case you didn't know, there can be no godmodding at the Palace of Wisdom!"

The temple the abomination rose from the downed Grox vessels now glows and a strong wing blows its doors open, revealing the form of a man in with sunglasses, a long fur coat and abs that could grate cheese. He smiles and raises his hand, causing all things to seemingly move in slow motion as he does so, and the former elder god's temple releases a rain of metal death upon the godmodder, which explodes into a rainbow colored pyrotechnic display.

While John Morrison is in play, Everything Is Online

Seeing how it looks like the Godmodder's time is now winding down, I give a point to Duke Fishron's Corpse: 25/35 to speed things along.

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

Battleships: 13/45

With the technology and equipment in place, all I need is someone willing to be converted into a cyborg. Also, I use one of Dimention's +1 to boost the charge. 8/60

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I cast cure on Kotori.

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@Earl: Gonna help with the concert some more. 29/35

@Herobrine: The summoner continues reciting the incantation. 72/200

@Kayne: Resuming charge. 13/40

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

Q&A: @Lord Herobrine: Because what happens if I get ninja'd? With the anti-ninja I can go back refresh the page, allowing me to make sure I don't miss anyone. However, if I were do all of it right when I was posting, anyone who ninja'd me would not get their post counted. Literally all the anti-ninja software is is me posting then going back and editing it so I don't get ninja'd. @Tabbune: Why is Kotori so squishy? Because healers kind of make my life difficult so I have to deal with them quickly. Also, the trio do not have that ability, as you did not list it at the beginning. I know there were exceptions at the beginning of the thread, but its getting more structured. Don't worry, you can keep the charge. @Ichigo: The winter soldier isn't time-stopped anymore, you're confused. @h2o, we'll have to see what you mean by below average, I take those to mean compared to the charge amount. @Dimentiosome: no, your movie has not taken effect yet. I'm waiting for a time when those reinforcements will do you some good.

And for heaven's sake! I am not the godmodder! To reduce confusion, I have removed the godmodder's alignment tag. From now on, GM always means game master, and godmodder is the godmodder! I am not the godmodder! The godmodder does not post! He is the boss! Not me! Who is not the godmodder! You might run into my DTG character sometime if things develop right, but I am not the godmodder!

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The godmodder repels Lord Herobrine's attempt to hug him with anti-ninja spray. Fury takes a moment to Head Desk, then hits Kotori with a medkit, healing her for 2000 but also damaging her for 500. Tabbune attempts to bring Aslan and Majora to the ground safely, but finds that his flight abilities are malfunctioning. Kayne slams into the iron titan with his minivan. Seriously! Where'd you get your driver's licence? 2500 damage. Tabbune gives Kotori a protective barrier. Ichigo heals the winter soldier for 2000 health and unleashes his massive cannon, dealing 25000 damage to the iron titan. Earl punches the iron titan really hard, dealing 1500 damage to it.

Jondanger throws a piece of scrap at the godmodder. The godmodder grabs it and takes a bite out of it. He needs more iron in his diet. Kayne throws an anchor at the iron titan and minicrits, dealing 3375 damage. Ichigo heals the undead winter soldier again for 2500 health. The iron titan looks at the bad fanfic. Wow! It really is bad! 2500 damage! Earl teaches the iron titan how to make art out of scrap. The iron titan is not an artist and considers the skill completely useless. Earl's Klokateers deal 2000 damage to the iron titan.

h2o crashes a plane into the iron titan, dealing 2000 damage. Dimentiosome shows up at the courtroom. He waits hours, but the godmodder never shows up. Finally, it is brought to his attention that the godmodder legally owns his own country and is currently residing there and as such cannot be brought in for trial. Lord Herobrine attempts to hookshot Majora, but the hookshot falls short. Majora's pretty high up. Indirect summons John Morrison. Uh oh... everything's online? That means that literally nothing happened since this is all happening on tvtropes! And thank goodness, the godmodder is sort of the best hacker ever. The massive rainbow pyrotechnics are immediately blown away by the godmodder's monochrome laser. Fury heals Kotori for 2000 more health.

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End of Turn Battle

The iron titan takes its turn again first. The godmodder specially directing this time to deal maximum damage. First it smashes Kotori, who unfortunately, even with the shield, dies. The iron titan then smashes Tabbune, dealing 7500 damage, and then launches undead winter soldier into the air, applying the midair debuff and dealing 5000 damage.

Tondenga uses his special ability, but since there's only one enemy on the field right now, it doesn't do much. just 6000 damage to the iron titan. The AGs all pitch in for the attack on the iron titan, but their damage is being reduced by the iron titan's ability. Even all together they only deal 27750 damage to it. Then Aslan and Majora land. Aslan, being a lion, lands on his feet. He still splats. Aslan killed. Majora only takes 15000 damage. The godmodder rolls his eyes at the arrival of yet another wrestling star and rushes over to hit him... and slams into jondanger's tower instead. 10000 damage dealt to jondanger's tower.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder: Hp: 76/100

Iron Titan [PG]: Hp: 103375/250000

Undead Winter Soldier [AG]: Hp: 10750/35000 [midair-1]

Majora [AG]: Hp: 22250/45000

jondanger’s army [AG]: Hp: 20250/30000

jondanger’s tower [AG]: Hp: 64250/100000

Tondenga [AG]: Hp: 16750/35000 Noshinoshizugan ||

Z.O.M.G. [AG]: Hp: 97500/100000

Umi [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Honoka [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000

Earth elemental Tabbune [AG]: Hp: 5500/13000

John Morrison [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

edited 9th Jul '14 8:38:19 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I unload all the ammo in my trusty minigun on the Iron Titan.

Duke Fishron's corpse:

28/35

Charges:

10/15

Oh, so it looks like he (Tondenga) DOES use it automatically, since I meant that once he reaches 10500 health he'll go into hero mode. But hey, ok. Also, I never meant to have a summon's summon's health relate to the summon. I was thinking like each Jetpack zombie would have like 500-1000 health or something like that. But ok, I guess there could be 4 zombies with 1500 health now. Each sentry has 750 hp, and a super sentry has 1250.

Anyways,

Woah, THREE +1s? Wow.

6/25

10/80

Tossing out 3 +1s for whoever wants them. 1 each.

I grab a Guest's corpse and toss it at the Titan. Perhaps I shall revive some after the Engineer is summoned.

edited 9th Jul '14 10:28:51 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

The Vault monster is almost within a short distance from the Ultimate Lifeform by now... (57/75)

I can just see a speck from the distance, no doubt a helicopter carrying Dethklok. (30/35) using one o' h2obox's +1's, unless there's something I really missed to make it a 30/35

I fire two rockets at the titan. (Free Action)

This time, I'll also throw in my three +1's to three people who would like 'em. Please use 'em.

edited 9th Jul '14 12:08:30 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

16/40 Solomon Grundy Charging with Earl's 3x +1 and not myself. Thank you.

I start a new charge. Specifically, i start charging my IDEA MACHINE. It'll help me build something that'll be worth of a disco theme later. It's a 20 post charge in the first phase to get an idea. I will THEN charge another 40, the machine with a disco theme to be precise.

Phase 1: Idea Machine 1/20 | Phase 2: ??? 0/40

I dump all my 3 +1's on Armored Fury. Merry Christmas.

edited 9th Jul '14 10:54:20 AM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.

I grab the fallen Goblin Archmage's staff and use it to blast the Iron Titan with Chain Lightning.

The Winter Soldier, upon finding that he's freed from the timestop only for the Iron Titan to launch him into the air once again, begins his freefall towards the ground.

Cannon: 2/20

Undead Deathstroke: 18/20

One of my goblins directs Deathklok's helicopter to a landing zone. 31/35

edited 9th Jul '14 10:56:31 AM by IchigoMontoya

@Kayne: Thanks!

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Battleships: 14/45

The engineers found a guy named Navarro. He said that he's tired of his old body and would like to be converted to a full cyborg. Okay then. 12/60

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The engineers does not appreciate another woman dying, and unload their sidearms on the Titan.

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@Earl: I don my metal hat in anticipation. 32/35

@h2o: Helping with the first charge. 7/25

@Ichigo: Almost done! 19/20

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

8/25 11/80

I derp the Titan.

Free +1s, just as the previous post.

edited 9th Jul '14 1:04:38 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

Undead Deathstroke: 20/20

The revival spell's full effect kicks in and Deathstroke rises as my undead thrall. As Deathstroke joins the fray, I inflate a rather large mattress for the Winter Soldier to land on, then begin planning my next move.

Deathstroke begins chucking grenades at the Iron Titan. The Winter Soldier attempts to stick a Three-Point Landing upon the now-inflated mattress.

Cannon: 3/20

I prepare the stage for Deathklok's arrival after prepping the sound system. 33/35

Free +1s!

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Combat Operandi: STABSTABSTAB

I STABSTABSTAB the Godmodder.^* I'm allowed to use the link sarcastically, right?

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   90/1000   

Heart of Gold: 4/20

edited 9th Jul '14 3:50:49 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I launch a missile at the Iron Titan.

Duke Fishron's Corpse:

30/35 (takin' one of dimentio's +1s)

Charges:

11/15

CRAP! I forgot to tell you that μ's is a school idol group

I punch the Iron Titan, hard.

6/100: Oh, it's not coming yet?

4/5: I bribe the Earth Elemental lord with another video of the song used last turn

edited 9th Jul '14 4:11:11 PM by Tabbune

(1st Draw)

With the majority of the Grand Army assembled, they prepare the summoning ritual. Invoking the Legacy of Creepypasta, the worlds spine-tinglers are gathered. Delving into Mortal Kombat, Freddie Kruger is requested. So is the Master.

The incantation begins. "Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. Amen-ay!"

Crowd: AMEN-AY! * Evil priest resumes chanting.*    72/200   

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Forming the Boss-O-Saurus LIKE A BOSS!!!!.. 9/70

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First action sees me cast a buff on Majora. Absorbs 10% of the next round's attack, and converts it to health.

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I think we shouldn't just out say FREE 1+s anymore. It gets complicated tracking who used them and stuff. On the other hand, we CAN dump our 3+ charges onto one person and drastically improve their overall charges, if it might help. If three people do it on one person, then that person just got 3+ on each of his charges. If he's got one charge going, then that's a whopping 9+.

edited 9th Jul '14 4:52:38 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

We're allowed to do that? I thought piono said that we can't give multiple charges to 1 person.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I did it the turn before this one, and he didn't say anything about it... Might have changed, idk. I thought it was you couldn't use 3+ on any one charge.

I am the once and future king.