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Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1101: Jul 7th 2014 at 11:46:18 AM

I fire an AK-47 at the iron titan.

Duke Fishron's Corpse:

21/35

Charges:

8/15

edited 7th Jul '14 11:46:28 AM by Jondanger23

h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#1102: Jul 7th 2014 at 11:49:03 AM

3/3040: you know that I changed my mind and this isn't Wilson, right?

1/25:just a friendly tip, my 2 current summon charges are going to be able to summon weaker entities.

The 25-poster is a Monkey Engineer, and the 40 post charge is a Disco-tron 3000. stats will be given next post.

Anyways,

I cast Stop on the Titan.

edited 7th Jul '14 11:53:11 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#1103: Jul 7th 2014 at 11:58:18 AM

I let the engineers to come up with something badass while I pick up the phone. 3/60

Hmm. Looks like it's from the IJN.

"Chief? This is Hiei. I... No, we would like to avenge Kongou Onee-sama." 9/45


Seeing that the AGs are all timestopped, I put Hiei on hold and tell the engineers to stop fooling around and unload everything they have on George.


@Kayne: Solomon Grundy? This should be interesting. 2/40

@Jon: I divert some engineers to do something with Duke Fishron's Corpse. 22/35

@Dimentio: Chargin'!    86/1000   

edited 7th Jul '14 12:08:56 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#1104: Jul 7th 2014 at 12:07:08 PM

I teleport a poison dart frog into the godmodder's mouth.

The Winter Soldier finds himself unable to move.

Cannon: 13/20

Undead Deathstroke: 13/20

My warlocks help Kayne with summoning Grundy. 3/40

Victin Since: Dec, 2011
#1105: Jul 7th 2014 at 12:09:59 PM

In case I return to help people here fight the Godmodder, this was the last post in which I did something, right?

edited 7th Jul '14 12:10:08 PM by Victin

h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#1106: Jul 7th 2014 at 12:15:42 PM

4/40 2/25

alright.

monkey engineer stats 

Disco-Tron Stats 

Feel free to tweak or balance as needed.

I hit the Titan with a stop sign.

edited 7th Jul '14 1:00:25 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#1107: Jul 7th 2014 at 12:23:26 PM

I inflate a large mattress for Majora to land on.

The Winter Soldier is still unable to move.

Cannon: 14/20

Undead Deathstroke: 14/20

LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#1108: Jul 7th 2014 at 12:57:50 PM

If time is stopped, then they aren't moving. Or falling. They could take damage though.

(1st Draw)

With the majority of the Grand Army assembled, they prepare the summoning ritual. Invoking the Legacy of Creepypasta, the worlds spine-tinglers are gathered. Delving into Mortal Kombat, Freddie Kruger is requested. So is the Master.    62/200   


Forming the Boss-O-Saurus LIKE A BOSS!!!!.. 6/70
Understanding the physics of a Time-Stop, I form a shield around Majora that lasts for one turn, minimizing damage by 30%.
Canon- 15/20

Solomon Grundy/ Born on a Monday/ Christened on Tuesday/ Married on Wednesday/ Took ill on Thursday/ Worse on Friday/ Died on Saturday/ Buried on Sunday/ This is the end/ Of Solomon Grundy/    But not this time    4/40

I am the once and future king.
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#1109: Jul 7th 2014 at 1:56:40 PM

DAMMIT! Why would I have to say we have to conserve this artifact? We have to get it back somehow!

Brian informs me of the coordinates his vault creature was sent. ... this won't end pretty. (52/75)

Dethklok Concert (19/35)

I make sure to time my attack, not intending to hit the godmodder, but aiming for the time stopper with some adjustments in mind with intent to knock it off him. (free action)

@Lord Herobrine:    I contribute a small bit to the Legacy of Creepypasta. 63/200   

@Dimentiosome:    FLY, MY PRETTIES! 87/1000   

@Jondanger: More tech and expertise for the corpse. 23/35

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#1110: Jul 7th 2014 at 4:25:32 PM

I pull out a giant magnet to try and take the Time-Stop Device.

11/11: I summon myself as an Earth Elemental.

I sense something approaching: 1/100

Piono keeps stealing artifacts Like a boss. Hey, I guess he would use it all up before we steal it back.

edited 7th Jul '14 6:22:06 PM by Tabbune

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#1111: Jul 7th 2014 at 6:01:16 PM

I frantically tried to dissuade Brian from sending his Vault monster here, but the orders have already been processed and it cannot be reversed... (53/75)

Dethklok concert (20/35)

I attack the Iron titan with a giant welding torch. (free action)

@Armored Fury: We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to make a bionic woman. We can make her better than she was. Better. Stronger. Faster... or do you have something else in mind? 10/45

@Lord Herobrine:    I contribute yet again. 64/200   

@Tabbune: I sense it too. 2/100

edited 7th Jul '14 6:01:44 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#1112: Jul 7th 2014 at 6:27:11 PM

I aim for the Titan's head, then throw a massive boulder at it.

I begin constructing something: 1/??? How long would it take to summon a 15000 HP Entity that does not attack but Respawns every AG that die with 10% of their HP?

My senses tell that it's small: 3/100

edited 8th Jul '14 4:37:41 AM by Tabbune

Kayne MeeMdic from cp_well Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#1113: Jul 7th 2014 at 11:20:14 PM

5/40 Solomon Grundy (Fixed not being boosted thx to [down])

I take my trusty COPPER BOW that i use together with PIERCING SHOTS on the Iron Titan. I try to get as many hits as possible on both the Iron Titan and the Godmodder. Piercing shots FTW.

edited 8th Jul '14 4:25:47 AM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.
ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#1114: Jul 8th 2014 at 12:42:52 AM

[up]We boosted your charge to 4/40, so that should be 5/40. Remember, you can assist up to three charges other than your own.


The Admiral takes over the comm line and informs me that while he has no problem with letting them sortie, he would like to give them some proper upgrades and equipments. 11/45

Bionic...? That's it!

I have the engineers find a volunteer and draw up some combat prosthesis. 3/60


I cast a weak protect shield on Kotori, considering she's a cleric and all.


@Earl: Hoshit, a Vault monster?! 54/75

@Ichigo: I help charging the cannon. 16/20

@Herobrine: This should be interesting.    65/200   

edited 8th Jul '14 4:11:39 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#1115: Jul 8th 2014 at 4:04:59 AM

Hey, Piono, shouldn't the Time-Stop device be at 1/2 since you used it? And it's Honoka, not Konoka. And[up], thanks for the protection on Kotori.

edited 8th Jul '14 4:09:36 AM by Tabbune

Kayne MeeMdic from cp_well Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#1116: Jul 8th 2014 at 4:23:15 AM

6/40 Solomon Grundy


I throw a cartoony oversized bomb at the Iron Titan.


@Ichigo I help charge your cannon. 17/20

@Earl of Sandvich Gotta love that Dethklok concert. 21/30

@Armored Fury give that charge a good home. 4/60

edited 8th Jul '14 4:29:57 AM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#1117: Jul 8th 2014 at 6:15:41 AM

Q&A: @h2o: oh. Okay. Monkey engineer: He starts with one turret, but it can become a super turret. On Offense: the engineer has low attack, and the sentries have below average attack. super sentry has average attack. Disco-tron: What you're saying here is a 40 post charge strength entity with the ability to summon 10 strengths? Really? Go back and rewrite that stat sheet please. @Victin: Yes, that's the last post you made that wasn't null. @Lord Herobrine: correct, I suppose debuffs and buffs won't degrade while time-stopped so Majora will land next round. @Tabbune: you seem to be confused, I'm not the godmodder, I'm just the Game Master. We're two completely different people. The answer is: longer than this game. Resurrection or defibrillation or that sort of thing is an ability reserved for the godmodder. Oh yes, sorry, fixed this round. I'm not very good at editing my own posts, it screws things up sometimes. [up]the reason why is because if someone else posts while I'm updating, I don't want to miss their post and have to go back and redo everything because they unleashed a big charge or something and I didn't know. Is ninja'ing a term on this forum?

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Jondanger deals a mini-critted 3000 damage to the iron titan, h2o casts Stop on the titan and the godmodder counters by casting Go, Fury's engineers look at him confused and stupidly ask him, "Who's George?", and ichigo teleports a poison dart frog into the godmodder's mouth. The godmodder eats it. He's had worse. h2o hits the iron titan with a stop sign for 2000 damage, ichigo inflates a large mattress, although it is questionable as to whether that will be enough to significantly reduce damage, and Lord Herobrine attempts to shield Majora. Once problem, Majora is currently midair and not on the battlefield, and so can not be targeted.

Earl takes careful aim at the time-stopping device, but the godmodder stops him in time and side-steps the attack. Tabbune pulls out a giant magnet to retrieve the time-stop device. The giant magnet gets stuck to the iron titan instead. Tabbune summons himself as an earth elemental. And is immediately time-frozen. Earl attacks the iron titan with a welding torch, dealing 2500 damage, Tabbune attempts to throw a boulder, but is time-stopped, Kayne deals 2250 damage to the iron titan but discovers that even piercing shots cannot pierce through meters of solid iron, Fury casts a weak protect shield on Kotori for the round, and Kayne throws a cartoon bomb at the iron titan for 1500 damage.

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End of Turn Battle

Every AG on the field is time stopped, which unfortunately means that only the godmodder and the iron titan get actions. The iron titan launches Aslan up into the air, applying the midair debuff and dealing 5000 damage. The iron titan then smashes the winter soldier and Kotori, dealing 7500 damage to the first and 4000 damage to the second. The godmodder tinkers with the time-stop device, and instead of time-stopping, uses it to time-warp several AG entities. 12500 damage to undead winter soldier, 9000 damage to jondanger's army, 25000 damage to jondanger's tower, 2500 damage to the Z.O.M.G. and 10000 damage to Tondenga. Time-stop Device used up.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 76/100

Iron Titan [PG]: Hp: 176000/250000

Undead Winter Soldier [AG]: Hp: 11250/35000

Aslan [AG]: Hp: 11750/18000 [midair-1]

Majora [AG]: Hp: 37250/45000 [midair-1]

jondanger’s army [AG]: Hp: 20250/30000

jondanger’s tower [AG]: Hp: 74250/100000

Tondenga [AG]: Hp: 16750/35000 Noshinoshizugan ||

Z.O.M.G. [AG]: Hp: 97500/100000

Umi [AG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Honoka [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000

Kotori [AG]: Hp: 1000/5000

Earth elemental Tabbune [AG]: 13000/13000

edited 8th Jul '14 6:49:56 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#1118: Jul 8th 2014 at 6:45:47 AM

[nja] Why does this high-profile thread need anti-ninjas again? And DAGGUNIT!!! Ninja'd by the Godmodder. [nja]

(1st Draw) [nja]

With the majority of the Grand Army assembled, they prepare the summoning ritual. Invoking the Legacy of Creepypasta, the worlds spine-tinglers are gathered. Delving into Mortal Kombat, Freddie Kruger is requested. So is the Master.

The incantation begins.   66/200   


Forming the Boss-O-Saurus LIKE A BOSS!!!!.. 7/70
First free action sees me hug the Godmodder. [nja]
Canon- 18/20

Solomon Grundy/ Born on a Monday/ Christened on Tuesday/ Married on Wednesday/ Took ill on Thursday/ Worse on Friday/ Died on Saturday/ Buried on Sunday/ This is the end/ Of Solomon Grundy/    But not this time    6/40

edited 8th Jul '14 10:19:59 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#1119: Jul 8th 2014 at 7:03:59 AM

I take a moment to bash my head into a nearby wall. What the hell. I order the engineers to continue working on the cyborg. 5/60

Looks like there's no helping it. I send some engineers along with a small mountain of bauxite and metals to the IJN. 12/45


I whack Kotori with a medkit.


@Herobrine: I let summoner help with the incantation. 67/200

@Kayne: Another charge. 7/60

@Ichigo: Cannon almost ready! 19/20

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#1120: Jul 8th 2014 at 7:24:27 AM

I grab Majora and Aslan while they're in midair and put them down to the battlefield gently.

It seems to be traveling as fast as a watermelon seed thrown with a bionic arm then blasted with a nuclear bomb: 4/100

Preparing for something else: 2/3

Dammit, why must Kotori be THAT squishy?

edited 8th Jul '14 7:45:17 AM by Tabbune

Kayne MeeMdic from cp_well Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#1121: Jul 8th 2014 at 7:30:56 AM

[up][up]and[up][up][up].I charged Solomon Grundy to 6 in my last post. Therefore it now is 8 and + mine this turn it's 9. But it's okay it's easy to overlook.

9/40 Solomon Grundy

I ram into the Iron Titan with my mini van.

@Earl of Sandvich I really want that Dethklok concert. 22/30

@Armored Fury Helpin' build a cyborg. 6/60

edited 8th Jul '14 7:33:10 AM by Kayne

Let's throw him in the fire said Thomas and Alfred.
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#1122: Jul 8th 2014 at 7:36:21 AM

I give Kotori a 1500 HP barrier

IT'S COMING!! :5/100

3/3: I tell the trio to change and start singing this, Increasing all A Gs attack for 2 turns..

edited 8th Jul '14 4:10:09 PM by Tabbune

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#1123: Jul 8th 2014 at 7:38:49 AM

Cannon: 20/20

Thanks to my fellow tropers, the cannon is quickly charged. The Goblin General takes aim at the Iron Titan and hits it with the fully charged blast. I cast Full Heal on the Winter Soldier, then prepare for my next move.

The Winter Soldier is still time-stopped, it would seem, but receives his healing nonetheless.

Undead Deathstroke: 15/20

I send the same goblin techies that helped build Fury's railgun to assist with the cyborg's construction. 7/60

I encourage Madara and Obito to use their Sharingans to speed up Lord Herobrine's incantation. 67/200

edited 8th Jul '14 7:40:45 AM by IchigoMontoya

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#1124: Jul 8th 2014 at 9:02:44 AM

Yes, a vault monster. At the very least he's using those for somewhat beneficial purposes rather than mere power. (55/75)

I suddenly see a crowd of people gather nearby. They're looking rather restless in anticipation for the concert. (23/35)

I proceed to punch the iron golem with my prosthetic arm... as hard as I can. (free action)

@Kayne: Now a quarter of the way complete. (10/40)

@Lord Herobrine: Also assisting with the incantation...    (68/200)   

@Dimentiosome: I still hope it's    CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK! (88/1000)   

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1125: Jul 8th 2014 at 9:31:12 AM

I pick up a piece of scrap metal from my robot and chuck it at the Godmodder.

Duke Fishron's Corpse:

24/35

Charges:

9/15


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