Destroy The Godmodder

I attempt to melt the Terror Iron Golem with a massive fireball.

Transformation: 4/10 longest transformation sequence in this forums

Portal: 20/30

5000 Regen??!! Does my Time-stop device affect that, if I used it?

edited 3rd Jul '14 7:20:35 PM by Tabbune

I think I'd save it, depending on how serious the regeneration can be in terms of our attacks.

I cast a Portal to Oblivion at one of the Snow Golem, hoping to get rid of it.

Transformation sequence: 5/10

Portal: 21/30

If anyone would like me to use my Time-Stop Device just post a request here and I'll consider it

edited 3rd Jul '14 8:07:28 PM by Tabbune

Q&A: @jondanger, okay got it. @victin, I see... well, Gamzee is gone for now. That will be useful when he comes back though. @erelye, welcome sir! glad you could make it. @Tabbune, no, it stops actions, but not passives since the time stop ends at the end of the round. @h2o, okay, I see. Above average health, low attack, can hold three units to protect them.

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Jondanger lets out a declaration of his love for pie as his army hits the field. earl fires napalm at one of the snow golems, dealing 2500 damage to it. Indirect attempts to snipe a zombie, but misses the hallucination. Ichigo heals the bread monster for 2000 health, h2o throws a desert at the snow golems, crushing them all for 750 damage each, and erelye gives the godmodder a paradox cake. The cake is a lie, but the godmodder eats it anyway. Fury heals the bread monster with a teleporter(?) for 1500 health. Lord Herobrine appears to be hallucinating, what was in your lemonade?

Earl fires his sun cannon at the injured snow golem, dealing 2250 damage to it. h2o casts firaga on the iron golem, dealing 2000 damage to it. Ichigo fires his RPG at the snow golems, dealing 1000 damage to all of them. Tabbune attempts to melt the iron golem, but only hurts it, dealing a minicritted 3750 damage. He then casts portal to oblivion, it plops out five feet away, but with 2000 less health.

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End of Turn Battle

The Undead Winter Soldier deals 6000 damage to the terror iron golem, then prepares to move away when the iron golem hits him. 1000 damage to Undead Winter Soldier, -5% durability to the thornmail, 4000 damage to the Terror Iron Golem. Undead Winter Soldier is now midair. He won't be able to be targeted or take any actions next round, however, next round he will also land, taking lots of damage as the debuff ends. The terror snow golems unload a large payload of snowballs into Lavos, dealing 12000 damage to it.

Lavos prepares to smash one of the snow golems, but the godmodder sees the behemoth preparing to one-shot one of his creations and with a cry of anger, cuts down Lavos with the fiery spellblade. -1 use to the fiery spellblade. Some of the flame shoots off in either direction, dealing 2500 damage to the bread monster and Aslan. The bread monster attacks one of the snow golems, dealing 7000 damage to it, and Aslan finishes it off. Majora attacks both of the others, dealing 5000 damage to both of them. Jondanger's army and robot deal 12500 damage to the terror iron golem.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 77/100: Fiery Spellblade [A]: uses: 1/8

Terror Iron Golem [PG]: Hp: 77750/100000

Terror Snow Golem x2 [PG]: Hp: 18250/20000 [5000 regen a round]

Bread Monster [AG]: 9750/17500

Undead Winter Soldier [AG]: Hp: 33000/35000: Thornmail [A]: Durability: 35% [midair-1]

Aslan [AG]: Hp: 13500/18000

Time-stop Device [A]: uses: 2/2

Majora [AG]: Hp: 43000/45000

jondanger’s army [AG]: Hp: 30000/30000

jondanger’s robot [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000

jondanger’s tower [AG]: Hp: 100000/100000

edited 4th Jul '14 8:17:55 AM by pionoplayer

28/30:PO- ah forget it

39/50

I shoot scalding water at a snow golem.

My jaw drops as I witness the Winter Soldier being sent flying from the Iron Golem's attack. After regaining my composure, I walk over to Indirect and give her extra ammo for the rifle before informing her that the Terror Golems are the current threat since the zombie samurai have been defeated. I conclude by telling Indirect that she can keep the rifle before preparing for my next move.

The Winter Soldier is currently in midair, wondering how the heck he ended up there.

Cannon: 8/20

Undead Deathstroke: 6/20

I attempt to heat ray the Snow Golems, hoping to melt the snow golems.

Transformation: 6/10 Portal: 22/30

Is the godmodder flying or not?

edited 5th Jul '14 8:46:19 AM by Tabbune

Crap. I forgot my second post.

Ai, ni ma tasmiya
Iyadi mai yola, aah... 19/20

I inform the Admiral that Kongou has fallen to the Godmodder's stolen blade. Despite that, she had fought well and was a valuable member of the AGs. 3/45

I dump a pan of Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce on a snow golem. The Bread Monster finds it very appetizing, and attempts to eat a chunk of the golem.

@h2o: Finish it! 29/30

@Tabbune: The enchanter helps once again. 23/30

@Ichigo: Here's another undead sample. 7/20

edited 4th Jul '14 9:07:31 AM by ArmoredFury

I shoot a multi-bottle rocket at the Terror Iron Golem.

Charges:

4/15

Duke Fishron's corpse:

16/35

I notice that Lavos now no longer has a beak; its huge, hulking shell still remains after the exterior was destroyed by the godmodder. It fades away through particles of time, still fated to cause doomsday in 1999...

I still look on as my earlier experiment still gets absorbed, trying to squirm its way out. To my horror, my current one is enjoying every bit of it, trying to make the process as painful as possible... (48/75)

I make the call, and Dethklok's manager agrees to send them down. Their frontman in fact hears of the situation and informs me that he'll f(riff)ing do it! (10/35)

I make my arm into a sledgehammer and pound one Snow Golem's pumpkin head into as good a pulp as I could (free action).

@Lord Herobrine: I contact FegelCorp of the Untergangverse for antics-related weaponry for the group    54/200   

@h2obox: ZOMG 80% complete. 40/50

@Tabbune: Here's a bit for your portal. 23/30

edited 4th Jul '14 9:34:38 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I blast the Iron Golem with Force Lightning.

The Winter Soldier, still in midair, braces himself for impact in preparation for his landing.

Cannon: 9/20

Undead Deathstroke: 8/20

I tell the Admiral that we intend to make the godmodder pay for what he's done. 4/35

30/30: PON PON PATA PON. TONDENGA SPAWNED. Here's a general outline of who he is.

^{Stats for Tondenga}  HP: Average.

OFFENSE: Uberhero Mode Attack Damage: High. Normal Attack Damage: Average. NoshiNoshizugan damage: Low, hits multiple entities.

SPECIAL: Once at 30% or lower HP, Tondenga goes into Uberhero mode. Tondenga is able to equip shield, hammer, and sword-type artifacts. Tondenga can do the NoshiNoshizugan, which is him slamming his current weapon into the ground, causing a small earthquake near him. Takes 2 turns to charge.

Feel free to balance this as needed if deemed OP .

41/50: the Z.O.M.G. is basicially done, it just has to get to the battlefield now. It's pretty slow...

I throw a tiny clump of lava at a snow golem.

edited 5th Jul '14 8:53:59 AM by h2obox

Portal To The Internet 4/8

Not loading my ammo clip just yet, since this one still has some left but it is reassuring. I now focus the scope on an iron golem, a remarkable accomplishment I almost feel bad to put down. Still, I pick out what looks like an inscription to me and fire, hoping to render it inert.

I begin creating a scarecrow. 1/5 I walk up to the godmodder, and ask him: "Is this an alternate dimension? Also, do you know how I got here? You seem to be the one in the know." I wait for an answer.

I cast a Frostbolt at the Iron Golem, freezing him for 2 turns.

Transformation: 7/30 Portal: 25/30

edited 4th Jul '14 4:03:53 PM by Tabbune

(1st Draw)

The Grand Army of the Avengers is being assembled. Aizen, Madara, Chakaravartin, Blackbeard, The Master, The Spider Mastermind, and a hellish host. Sensing the unrest, the Anti-Spirals take notice. A boost is granted, which allows Kirryuin Ragyo to return to the fold. Energy is donated and funds are supplied. In a stunning turn of events, Lelouch Vi Britannia enters the stage. After much loitering, Galacticus and The Major appear. Due to the mass weapons available, they start making the most broken, broken, BROKEN , weapons known to God. Grand Admiral Thrawn's Imperial Command ship is outfitted with a Wave-Motion Gun.

But what they will summon is so much greater. An evil that once vanquished many heroes of many worlds. But his name is taboo. It is a dark omen for the world.

And for the Godmodder. Ooh uh... The godmodder. Fegel Corp of the Untergangverse is contacted for weaponry.    55/200   

Beware

edited 4th Jul '14 6:48:21 PM by LordHerobrine

I won't be able to post on this game anymore, because of time constraints.

As a parting gift, can I change Gcat's allegiance to another poster? h2obox, I guess.

edited 4th Jul '14 8:38:26 PM by Wereael

By now, the entity has been effectively absorbed into the experiment, and now it is undergoing a transformation based upon this absorption. (49/75)

Dethklok concert (will be an attack) (11/35)

I carve a chunk of the other golem's head with an iron sword and make that part into a pie. (free action)

@Dimentiosome:    IT SHALL GO ON! 81/1000   

@Lord Herobrine: Fegelein provides a few logistics to successfully troll whatever beings the godmodder will summon.    56/200   

@Indirect Active Transport: One more for your portal. 5/8

edited 5th Jul '14 2:38:59 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Didn't Gcat die? Also,I don't think I could handle someone else giving me an entity. Thank you for the offer though.

edited 5th Jul '14 5:36:51 AM by h2obox

The admiral simply says "I see." and closes the channel. Oh well, time to get back to destroying the goddmoder. 5/45

A massive wave of energy surges out of the summoner, healing the AGs and buffing their defenses for several turns. 20/20

I add various spices to the snow golem as the Bread Monster eats another chunk of it.

@h2o: I have the enchanter cast a wind spell on the Z.O.M.G. 43/50

@Erelye: Let me help with that. 2/5

@Tabbune: Another charge for your portal. 26/30

Q&A: @Tabbune: the godmodder is not currently flying, but he can. And a one-shot frostbolt is almost never going to successfully freeze even a single entity for 1 round, let alone 2. @wereael, oh well, it was nice having you here. Gcat left a while ago, to later become a Chekhov's Guncat. @h2o, yeah that seems okay, actually, I'm gonna put Tondenga's health down to 35000k if you want it to keep that uberhero ability, but the 2 round charge earthquake smash is okay. Tondenga will charge it up every round in addition to his regular attack and use it on your command.

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h2o fires scalding water at a snow golem, dealing 2500 damage, Ichigo buffs indirect's attack, Tabbune deals 1000 damage to both snow golems with a heat ray, Fury dumps some really hot hot sauce on a snow golem dealing 2000 damage to it, jondanger deals 2000 damage to the iron golem with a muti-bottle rocket, Earl smashes into one of the snow golems for 2250 damage, Ichigo deals 2000 damage to the iron golem with force lightning, h2o deals 2500 damage to a snow golem with some lava, then summons Tondenga. Indirect deals a critted 4000 damage to the terror iron golem. Erelye walks up to the godmodder.

Before he can ask his question, the godmodder's eyes narrow. "Y. Y. You you... You found me! How!??! How did you follow me!?!?!? Have the rest come too!?! You won't defeat me again!!!" The godmodder levels the fiery spellblade at Erelye and unleashes a massive firestorm on him. -1 fiery spellblade use. The spellblade breaks. small amounts of the inferno whirls off in every direction, dealing 1000 damage to everyone but the winter soldier. Since the godmodder doesn't know, the game master will answer. This game takes place right after DTG 2: Operator!. The godmodder got frustrated with his attempts in Minecraft failing, and moved on to tvtropes. Unforunately for him, that doesn't seem to be working any better.

Tabbune casts frost bolt on the iron golem. It doesn't work though. Lord Herobrine presses his panic button, buffing Majora's attack this round, earl targets the other snow golem, dealing 1750 damage to it. Indirect finishes up the round by buffing the bread monster's attack for the round.

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End of Turn Battle

The bread monster mini-crits and kills the weaker of the two terror snow golems, the other one hits in the face with a really painful snowball, dealing 5000 damage. Aslan mauls the terror snow golem, dealing 3750 damage to it, and Majora deals a minicritted 11250 damage. terror snow golem destroyed. Jondanger's army deals another 12500 damage to the terror iron golem and Tondenga follows up by dealing 7500 damage.

The godmodder freaks out that his golems are being defeated so quickly and after a moment of weakness that somehow hurts him for 1 hit point, rushes over to the iron golem to make repairs. In the meantime, the iron golem hits jondanger's giant robot, dealing 10000 damage and sending it high, high into the air. The godmodder finishes the repairs. Terror iron golem upgrade into iron titan. Undead Winter Soldier hits the ground, but only takes 2000 damage thanks to the thornmail. The thornmail however, shatters after it attempts to retaliate against the ground.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 76/100

Iron Titan [PG]: Hp: 250000/250000

Bread Monster [AG]: 3750/17500

Undead Winter Soldier [AG]: Hp: 31000/35000

Aslan [AG]: Hp: 12500/18000

Time-stop Device [A]: uses: 2/2

Majora [AG]: Hp: 42000/45000

jondanger’s army [AG]: Hp: 29000/30000

jondanger’s robot [AG]: Hp: 9000/20000 [midair-1]

jondanger’s tower [AG]: Hp: 99000/100000

Tondenga [AG]: Hp: 34000/35000 Noshinoshizugan ||

edited 5th Jul '14 1:44:20 PM by pionoplayer

I call in a supply drop containing a bunch of explosives... and they all land on the iron titan.

Charges:

5/15

Duke Fishron's corpse:

17/35

@h2oblox I attach jet rockets to the Z.O.M.G to make it arrive faster. 44/50

edited 5th Jul '14 1:56:37 PM by Jondanger23

The experiment has completed its transformation, and now has some more humanoid traits, although the exterior is still not unlike an insect. It may not be perfect, but it is still in the process of being such. (50/75)

Dethklok Concert (12/35)

I take a couple of shots from my arm to the back of the titan's neck. (free action)

@jondanger23: I help weld some robotic parts on Fishron's corpse. (18/35)

@Lord Herobrine: A couple pencils of mass destruction have been given. (57/200)

@h2obox: Let's make the ZOMG happen this turn! (45/50)

46/50: Oyes. PUSH GOAL: FUL ZOMG BY END OF TURN.    Do it, m8s.   

1/20: Wilson.

I invite the godmodder to dance with me.

Tondenga automatically uses the Noshinoshizugan instead of his normal attack when fully charged.

@Earl: yay a +1 for you, use it as you wish.

@Jondanger: you too! +1 to a charge

@Armored: and yooouu~ +1 to a charge

edited 5th Jul '14 2:52:50 PM by h2obox

I hurl a healing potion into the Bread Monster's mouth.

The Winter Soldier gets back on his feet and shakes off the impact, then readies his pulse rifle and blasts away at the Iron Titan.

Cannon: 10/20

Undead Deathstroke: 10/20

Seeing as Madara's a member of Lord Herobrine's GAotA, I contact Tobi aka Obito and convince him to join the GAotA alongside his mentor. 58/200

I contribute to the ZOMG. 47/50

edited 5th Jul '14 4:15:39 PM by IchigoMontoya