Destroy The Godmodder

@Armored: I was the one with the patapon thing.... Anyways.. 24/30: PON, PON,

edited 2nd Jul '14 6:54:11 AM by h2obox

I pull out my dagger and rush at high speed to decapitate one of the zombies.

My body begins to glow in a brownish-orange color: 2/10

Portal to Otonokizaka: 18/30

edited 2nd Jul '14 6:56:40 AM by Tabbune

The way they'll be balanced out is 20 soldiers, 4 of them in mechs: Weakest. 10 elites, 2 of them in slightly larger mechs: A little bit stronger. They guy in the ever larger mech: Strong.Giant Robot: Even Stronger! Tower: Just there to soak up damage.

I try and declare peace with the Godmodder.

I start charging for something. 1/15

Stuff to do with Duke Fishron's corpse:

12/35

@h2oblox Here's a MOAB! 36/50

edited 2nd Jul '14 7:47:42 AM by Jondanger23

I observe the events transpiring on the battlefield, satisfied at being able to wound Gamzee and leave him open for a mauling from Aslan, then shocked at the godmodder stealing the Fiery Spellblade and killing Kongou with it. Afterwards, I point my wand at Gamzee and hit him with another Sectumsempra before casting revive on Deathstroke's corpse.

The Winter Soldier equips the Thornmail, then continues firing his pulse rifle at the zombie samurai.

Cannon: 3/20

Undead Deathstroke: 1/20

I assist with opening Indirect's portal. 3/8

The warlocks help Tabbune with his ritual. 3/10

A roaming enchanter and Hyrule Historia work to summon the triforce: 6/50

I throw a rubber ducky at the godmodder

The experiment and whatever this entity is appear to be confronting each other. Nonetheless, I feel that the former isn't quite perfect enough. Just give it some time... 44/75

The agent has been most helpful, and effectively narrowed my choices on available bands. 5/35

@Lord Herobrine: More for the legion! 45/200

@Dimentiosome:    This creativity needs love. 77/1000   

@Tabbune: I assist with the portal summon 19/30

And for my free action, I use a chain-whip on one of the samurai.

edited 2nd Jul '14 11:28:43 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I teleport a swarm of angry hornets into the godmodder's pants.

The Winter Soldier hurls a grenade at the zombie samurai.

Cannon: 4/20

Undead Deathstroke: 2/20

I help Jon with Duke Fishron's corpse. 13/35

someone tell me if overclocking a charge is a bad thing or not, so I can decide whether or not to post my second draw.

edited 2nd Jul '14 2:53:12 PM by LordHerobrine

So far no overclock has backfired on us. If you want to play it safe though, you can always change the charge to 36/36.

Maje, laiyo omaho soladi aiyo lama... 16/20

I ask a couple of dwarves to retrieve Kongou's body. 1/45

After pausing to let the gun cool down, I attempt to blast Gamzee with a fully-charged shot.

@Ichigo: I help reviving Deathstroke. 3/20

@Jon: Here's another charge. 2/15

@Kyurem: The enchanter adds some runes to the ritual. 7/50

edited 3rd Jul '14 12:13:53 AM by ArmoredFury

(2nd Draw)

The Grand Army of the Avengers is being assembled. Aizen, Madara, Chakaravartin, Blackbeard, The Master, The Spider Mastermind, and a hellish host. Sensing the unrest, the Anti-Spirals take notice. A boost is granted, which allows Kirryuin Ragyo to return to the fold. Energy is donated and funds are supplied. In a stunning turn of events, Lelouch Vi Britannia enters the stage. After much loitering, Galacticus and The Major appear. Due to the mass weapons available, they start making the most broken, broken, BROKEN , weapons known to God. Grand Admiral Thrawn's Imperial Command ship is outfitted with a Wave-Motion Gun.

But what they will summon is so much greater. An evil that once vanquished many heroes of many worlds. But his name is taboo. It is a dark omen for the world.

And for the Godmodder    47/200   

''' Drum roll please

   SUMMONED WITH 400000 HP, THE WRATH OF MAJORA ENTERS THE BATTLEFIELD. IMMEDIATELY OFF THE BAT, THE TRIUNE PICK UP THEIR WEAPONS AND CHARGE AT THE GROX    35/35 '''

edited 2nd Jul '14 3:47:23 PM by LordHerobrine

Much to my part-horror, part-gladness, whatever the entity is is having a hard time landing a successful punch on my experiment, demonstrating its strength. 45/75

I just have a few bands to choose from now. I'm in a metal mood right now. 6/35

For my free action, I grow a Gatling Peashooter to shoot a barrage at a samurai zombie before decommissioning it.

The usual +1's for Dimentiosome's creativity and Lord Herobrine' s doom legion.

@Armored Fury: I assist in your ritual. 17/20

edited 2nd Jul '14 8:16:30 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I pick up my adorable alligator, give it a congratulatory hug and a delicious piece of steak.

Super Explosive Cannon Shot of Changing Names 17/20

I find that most of them are just being lazy, so I attempt to mobilise them. 2/39

@Dimentiosome +1 to Creativity!

@Ichigo I boost his cannon. 5/20

@Herobrine +1 to the legendary summon.

edited 3rd Jul '14 7:08:40 AM by Wordless_Summons

Q&A: @ lord herobrine: overclocking charges makes them as powerful as they would have been had their max charge been originally at whatever the overclocking reaches. No, overclocking is not a bad thing. Its basically charging your charge for a little more because you received lots of help from friends. And um... 400K health for a 35 summon? HAHAHAHAno. @victin: I can tell you are one of the many people who does not like Gamzee. @jondanger: that doesn't make things any easier for me, I've got to try and balance it all out, is okay if I just put them on the field as 'jondanger's army'?

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h2o whacks the godmodder with an umbrella. The godmodder whacks him with a thunderbolt. tabbune throws a holy hand grenade into the zombie samurai, dealing 250 to all of them. Lord Herobrine attempts to do something incredibly inappropriate, and as such is kicked for child-inappropriate content. h2o throws jarate at the samurais and deals 300 damage to all of them. Fury leaves the thornmail for his allies to use, then whips out his railgun and opens fire on the zombie samurais, completely obliterating all of them. Tabbune rushes at the zombies, then stops short as its head suddenly disappears. Jondanger attempts to declare peace with the godmodder. Everyone spends five minutes laughing at him.

Ichigo hits Gamzee with another sectumsempra, but it appears to be having a reduced effect. Winter Soldier equips the thornmail. Kyurem throws a rubber ducky at the godmodder. Squergh. The godmodder slices it in half. Earl attempts to attack a zombie, but they are all dead. Ichigo attempts to teleport some hornets into the godmodder's pants. But due to an unfortunate event involving a teraport and antimatter and fire ants, the godmodder has made his pants immune to all forms of teleporting. Fury attempts to shoot Gamzee with his railgun. The godmodder slices his railgun in half before he is able to though. Majora is summoned. After the Game master finishes laughing at the ridiculously high stats, the OP scale flops over and squashes the health bar down to size. Earl sighs and saves his gatling peashooter for later.

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End of Turn Battle

Gamzee stumbles to his feet. ouch. THAT MOTHERgorilla HURT YOU MOTHERgorilla! its been mothergorilla fun, but i've gotta be mothergorilla going. BUT YOU'LL BE MOTHERgorilla SEEING ME AGAIN. Gamzee quickly absconds. Everyone else prepares to assault the godmodder, but the godmodder raises his spellblade in the air, and a massive blast of fire sweeps over everyone, dealing 2000 damage to all. Then the godmodder summons his next wave of terror. The terror golems. terror iron golem summoned. three terror snow golems summoned.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 77/100: Fiery Spellblade [A]: uses: 2/8

Terror Iron Golem [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000

Terror Snow Golem x3 [PG]: Hp: 20000/20000 [5000 regen a round]

Lavos [AG]: Hp: 21750/75000

Bread Monster [AG]: 8750/17500

Undead Winter Soldier [AG]: Hp: 33000/35000: Thornmail [A]: Durability: 40%

Aslan [AG]: Hp: 16000/18000

Time-stop Device [A]: uses: 2/2

Majora [AG]: Hp: 43000/45000

edited 3rd Jul '14 11:40:10 AM by pionoplayer

Sure, you can put them as Jondanger's army, but the Giant Robot and Tower are seperate entities from the rest.

I like pie.

Charges:

3/15

Duke Fishron's Corpse:

13/35

edited 3rd Jul '14 11:45:08 AM by Jondanger23

@piono: At this point Gamzee can turn out either as evil or good or whatever else Hussie has in mind, but so far he appears to be evil. Furthermore, I wanted to show people the kind of shit Gamzee can take without dying. He's probably going to walk around the battlefield for a while.

Ah, I know what that entity was... it was an earlier experiment of mine, based from earlier observations I made in this battlefield. It has all but tried everything on my current experiment to no avail. The latter just grins, provided one can actually see a mouth, as it starts to bring its tail just above the hapless entity. (46/75)

Hmm... let's see... Alestorm? Nah, they're a fun band but there's no way I can convince them to perform here... Kabbage Boy? Oh hell no... (7/35)

I fire napalm out of my prosthetic arm at one of the Snow Golems. (Free Action)

@Lord Herobrine:    1/4 of the way done! 50/200   

@Dimentiosome:    POSSIBILITIES, YE GODS POSSIBILITIES! 80/1000   

@Jondanger: Still working on modding the robotic parts for Fishron's corpse. 14/35

edited 3rd Jul '14 12:04:09 PM by EarlOfSandvich

The madness is lifted, as are my dew rags for the forseeable future! I can see...a zombie with a sword. I have a zombie repellent over my shoulder so I spray it (that is to say, I snipe it with my loaned rifle) 16

edited 3rd Jul '14 12:30:29 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

I cast Full Heal on the Bread Monster, then prepare for my next move.

The Winter Soldier fires his rifle at the Terror Iron Golem.

Cannon: 6/20

Undead Deathstroke: 4/20

25/30: PON,PON, P-

37/50: Seeing as the Z.O.M.G. Is normally defenseless, I've decided to add chain guns to it.

I throw the desert biome at the Terror Snow Golems; could that slightly reduce their passive regen?

I appear to have appeared here. Erm... how am I in three places at once? No idea. I hand the godmodder a cake... made out of paradoxes. I then wait to see what happens.

Ai, ni ma tasmiya
Iyadi rai hoyasma 17/20

The dwarves are preparing her body to be shipped back to Japan. I toss the useless weapon away and contact The Admiral and Kongou's sisters. 2/45

The Bread Monster accidentally stumbles into the teleporter, healing it and dropping it above a terror snow golem.

@Herobrine: Let's ensure this one has ridiculous stats, shall we? 51/200

@Earl: Metallica? Blind Guardian? Anthrax? Slayer? Rhapsody Of Fire? Five Finger Death Punch? Pentakill? Bohren Und Der Club Of Gore? 8/35

@Indirect: A +1 to help your portal. 3/8

edited 3rd Jul '14 2:38:34 PM by ArmoredFury

(1st Draw)

The Grand Army of the Avengers is being assembled. Aizen, Madara, Chakaravartin, Blackbeard, The Master, The Spider Mastermind, and a hellish host. Sensing the unrest, the Anti-Spirals take notice. A boost is granted, which allows Kirryuin Ragyo to return to the fold. Energy is donated and funds are supplied. In a stunning turn of events, Lelouch Vi Britannia enters the stage. After much loitering, Galacticus and The Major appear. Due to the mass weapons available, they start making the most broken, broken, BROKEN , weapons known to God. Grand Admiral Thrawn's Imperial Command ship is outfitted with a Wave-Motion Gun.

But what they will summon is so much greater. An evil that once vanquished many heroes of many worlds. But his name is taboo. It is a dark omen for the world.

And for the Godmodder. Ooh uh... The god modder    52/200   

edited 3rd Jul '14 2:48:24 PM by LordHerobrine

My experiment's tail opens up as it engulfs the entity; I have a feeling it is absorbing the energy from that. (47/75)

Nah... -sees the one entry left- Ah, Dethklok! Hells yeah, I'm gonna call the Mordhaus right now! (9/35)

I harness my arm's prebuilt sun cannon at the same Snow Golem (free action).

@Lord Herobrine:    More for your group! (53/200)   

@h20box:    PON?    (26/30)

@Armored Fury: I contribute once again to the ritual. (18/20)

27/30: nope. PON, PON, PAT-

38/50: the Z.O.M.G. is currently being inflated. We will have a killing machine soon.

While we're on the topic of the Z.O.M.G, I should bring up it's info.

The Z.O.M.G, while normally just for transport, has been modified with chain guns or mini guns or whatever as to provide it with some sort of offensive capability.

I'll give a general outline of it's stats, feel free to balance it. Sadly I don't know how to use notes :[

Z.O.M.G.

This is the Z.O.M.G, the Zeppelin Of Mighty Gargantuaness. Popping this is very, very, difficult.

HP:Pretty High

OFFENSE: can shoot stuff with More Dakka. Does slightly below average damage due to it being a designated tank.

SPECIALS: Can carry up to 3 troops at a time. Is classified as an airborne entity.

. . .

I cast Firaga on the terror iron golem.

edited 3rd Jul '14 3:51:43 PM by h2obox

I fire my RPG at the Terror Snow Golems.

The Winter Soldier attaches a detpack onto the Terror Iron Golem, then detonates it.

Cannon: 7/20

Undead Deathstroke: 5/20

I make some modifications to Duke Fishron's corpse. 15/35