Destroy The Godmodder

As I regain my senses, I cup my hands over my face in stark disappointment. All that buildup, and for naught because of that goddamned clown. I need something to lighten my mood. A concert perhaps. 1/35

I hear more about my creation, and realize that nothing much has changed except that an entire freaking city is gone. I am disturbed at such revelation... 41/75

@Armored Fury: I am delighted to hear that Brian lives. After a bit of a conversation, it seems that the company he's now running is in a healthier situation, but that the experience with Lavos had him a bit... obsessed, particularly with vaults. The Eridium Rush is profitable after all, and he does seek more Vault creatures at any point he possibly can. In the meantime, he sends another shipment of Hyperion munitions for the railgun. 35/40

@Dimentiosome:    CREATIVITY WILL CONTINUE! 71/1000   

@Lord Herobrine: Well, here is more for your army. 39/200

For my free action, I vent my livid sadness on the bombers, throwing as much as I could towards the samurai, because DAMMIT WHY DO ONE-TURN SUMMONS AT ALL?!

edited 1st Jul '14 8:41:09 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Undead Winter Soldier: 20/20

The revive spell finally kicks in and the Winter Soldier rises as my undead thrall. After giving him one of my Geth pulse rifles, he strides into the fray. I then pull out my wand and cast Sectumsempra on the shadowy clown.

The Winter Soldier begins blasting away at the zombie samurai.

Cannon: 2/20

I give Jon what he needs to set his plan into motion. 50/50

The ground begins to shake. And up comes... some giant tower thing.

Plan:

51/50

20 soldiers come streaming out of the tower, 4 of them in mechs.

Then 10 elites come, 2 of them in slightly larger mechs.

And finally, some random guy comes in the largest mech I had.

Also there's a giant robot.

Stuff to do with Duke Fishron's corpse.

12/35

I use the power of sheer amazement from Jon's army to build my self-confidence and assault the godmodder once again.

Summoning Trifore 2/50

Creativity +1

Thank you for the +1!

Since my summons are now more than halfway there (kinda late to do this), I shall put what they will summon.

20/30: Tondenga

28/50: a Z.O.M.G.

I grab the Buckethead Zombie's again dead undead corpse (wat) and throw it at the samurai.

Also, is it possible for a summon to be a mega entity on demand? Or is it random?

edited 1st Jul '14 9:47:43 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

After applying some Hyperion parts to the weapon, the engineers commence test-firing on a downed fighter. 36/40

The runes channel the Background Magic Field, tinting the air blue in the process.

Ai, ni ma tasmiya 12/20

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Crap. I switch the Thornmail to Kongou while throwing a repair bucket at her. I order the Bread Monster to shield her while they both whale on the zombie samurai.

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@Herobrine: Lucky for you, I have this spare Mammon cell that can supercharge Majora's Tractor Beam. 33/35

@Earl: I remind him that while such things are regrettable, the Godmodder's demise must come first. 42/75

@Jon: Maybe this Necrominicon would help? 13/35

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

Browsing through to see which band is open for around this time... 2/35

I nod at Armored Fury, and resignedly agree. Looks like some powerful entity is pursuing my experiment... 43/75

@Lord Herobrine:    20% COMPLETE! 40/200   

@Jondanger: Brian offers some spare CL4P-TP parts for the possibilities with Lord Fishron's corpse. 14/35

@Armored Fury: More assistance for the railgun. 37/40

And for my free action, I throw a health potion at Kongou. She'll need it.

edited 1st Jul '14 9:45:07 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

21/30: PO-

29/50: -is on round 64-

I engage the samurais in fisticuffs while wearing the Killing Gloves of Boxing from Team Fortress 2.

edited 1st Jul '14 9:50:57 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

(1st Draw)

The Grand Army of the Avengers is being assembled. Aizen, Madara, Chakaravartin, Blackbeard, The Master, The Spider Mastermind, and a hellish host. Sensing the unrest, the Anti-Spirals take notice. A boost is granted, which allows Kirryuin Ragyo to return to the fold. Energy is donated and funds are supplied. In a stunning turn of events, Lelouch Vi Britannia enters the stage. After much loitering, Galacticus and The Major appear. Due to the mass weapons available, they start making the most broken, broken, BROKEN , weapons known to God. Grand Admiral Thrawn's Imperial Command ship is outfitted with a Wave-Motion Gun.

But what they will summon is so much greater. An evil that once vanquished many heroes of many worlds. But his name is taboo.    41/200    Boost this folks. Boost it. Lowered because of time constraints

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Majora's Arsenal: A Hellish Violin, The Great Sword of Ben Drowned, The Abomination, and a rod thingy; Majora prepares for war. Reading up on his Sun Tzu, he summons his greatest weapon. THE MOON, using the tractor beam. With one extra mammon cell, the moon hits Majora, and a white flash appears 34/35

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A 1+ to @Dimentionsome

A 1+ to @h2obox

In joyous celebration of -2 damage to the Godmodder, I play a motivational song.

edited 1st Jul '14 10:13:16 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Realising the potentional this reptile has, I proceed to spear throw the adorable alligator at the zombie samurai.

10/10 I launch my bright blue disarming magical blast at the pro-godmodder forces on the ground, wrapping around and making a giant eletrical field. This creates a stunning barrier to confuse them, and stop their attacks. But only the P Gs.

14/20 Super Explosive Cannon Shot

@Dimentiosome +1 to creativity! Hooray!

@h2obox I give him a lead ballon. +1 to the Z.O.M.G

@Kyurem I give him a copy of Hyrule Historia 3/50

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

sorry for the short notice. I'm not sure when I'll post again, but I haven't abandoned this thread.

Free + 1s!

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   74/1000   

Aslan: 16/15. I throw Aslan directly at Mr. Subjugglator or Gamzee or whatever.

edited 1st Jul '14 1:37:06 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I cheer my alligator on as it mauls the zombie samurai.

Super Dream Cannon Shot of the Night 15/20

I begin searching for the mages who helped me summon the dracolich. 1/39

@Dimentiosome 75/1000 CREATIVITY!

@Herobrine I boost his summon, like he said. 42/200

@Earl I provide him with a musical agent, who gives info on some bands. 3/35

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

I'll claim one of those for my concert 4/35. And hey, good to see you again. How's your trip going?

edited 1st Jul '14 1:57:27 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Hyrule Historia works to summon the Triforce 4/50

Yay! I'll take one, please!

edited 1st Jul '14 2:02:58 PM by PowerfulKyurem

The slug obliterates the downed fighter's cockpit,leaving a bluish trail on its wake. With the aid of Dimentio's +1, the engineers apply some finishing touches to the weapon and engraves a latin phrase for good measure. 39/40

Iyadi mai yola, aah... 13/20

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As I whack the Bread Monster with another medkit, it and Kongou continues their assault on the zombie samurai.

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@Kyurem: A roaming enchanter helps summoning the triforce. 5/50

@h2o: Here's a Ceramic Bloon. 31/50

@Dimentio:    Another charge! 76/1000   

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I mind control one of the bombers to crash into the Zombie Horde

Finishing touches for my artifact 14/15

I shall summon Umi Sonoda, the school idol: 15/30

@earl, I needed the artifacts they drop

edited 1st Jul '14 3:57:45 PM by Tabbune

thank you all for these +1s. I will return the favor next round. 32/50, since I'm using Herobrine's +1 for the Z.O.M.G.

edited 1st Jul '14 5:24:57 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I transform the Fiery Spell blade into a bomb, and then throw it at the Zombie Horde

15/15: Time Stop Device done. A 3 use artifact that can be used to stop time for all P Gs and the Godmodder, skipping their turn.

16/30: Powering the portal.

edited 2nd Jul '14 5:36:10 AM by Tabbune

Guys, be ready for inbound players. the Minecraftforums got busted by the new 'fix' so the main DTG thread is down until it gets fixed, this means that all of the players desperate for some DTG playing are going to be coming here. You guys might be meeting some of the veterans soon.

Q&A: Yes, victin, you are allowed to tell who the clown is. Guys, don't be afraid to voice your opinions and guesses as to what's going on in the thread. I won't verify or deny anything. @john: okay, dude, I'm sort of confused as to how to balance the power out among your troops, mind giving an explanation or just having one entity? @h2o: no, you can't summon mega-entities on demand. I decide when they are mega-entities. Normally I might say otherwise if this were the minecraftforums or something, but you guys are just too good at this for me to give you such an easy abuse ability. @dimentiosome: yeah, I know you haven't left, you told us about your trip. @tabbune, you can't turn an artifact into an entity, one of the downsides of the artifacts, you can't sacrifice them. Also, 15 isn't enough for a total action-stop. I think that's good enough for a 2-use on all PGs but the godmodder.

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Ichigo whips the fiery spellblade out of enemy hands, but something happens... its the 1000th post! the Fiery spellblade utilizes the unused energy and unleashes a massive flare, dealing 2000 damage to all of the samurai. No damage to spellblade. Earl throws 30 bombers at the samurai, dealing 1000 damage to one. Ichigo brings back an Undead Winter Soldier, then use sectumsempra on the clown. He hears the sounds of pain, and... oh dear, that does sound painful. Jondanger's plan moves into motion, but doesn't come out in its full potential because the GM has questions.

Kyurem assaults the godmodder again, with about as much success as last time, which is to say, none. h2o picks up the corpse of the buckethead zombies and throws it at one of the samurai, dealing 1750 damage. Fury switches the thornmail to Kongou and heals her for 2000 health. Earl tosses a health potion to Kongou, healing her for another 1500. h2o gets into a fist-fight with one of the samurai, and mini-crits, dealing 3250 damage. Lord Herobrine plays a motivational song. Wordless throws his alligator at one of the samurai, which is promptly eaten. He then uses a stun field on the PGs, preventing the samurai and grox from attacking this round.

Dimentiosome correctly guesses the identity of our obnoxious clown and throws Aslan at Gamzee! Aslan summoned. Wordless cheers on his alligator as it attacks another samurai, dealing 2500 damage. Fury heals Kongou again for 1750 health. Tabbune mindcontrols a bomber into the zombie samurai, dealing 250 damage to all of them. Tabbune then summons the time-stop device!

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End of Turn Battle

The PGs are all completely unable to do anything, Gamzee because he's still barfing blood, the others because of a stun field. Lavos brings down the last cruisers and all of the remaining bombers, Kongou and the bread monster assault the zombie samurai, killing one, the Undead Winter Soldier eats another, Aslan mauls Gamzee, worsening his wounds.

Everything seems to be going fine... Uh-oh. It seems to godmodder's retained his grip. He's godmodding again! The godmodder teleports over to Tabbune, and punches him out, stealing the fiery spellblade. He plunges the blade into Kongou's chest. The thornmail can do nothing against the godmodder. Kongou killed. -20% durability to the thornmail. -1 use to the fiery spellblade.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 77/100: Fiery Spellblade [A]: uses: 2/8

GAMZEE [pg?]: HP: ???/???

zombie samurai x6 [PG]: Hp: 7750/10000

zombie samurai [PG]: Hp: 5250/10000

Lavos [AG]: Hp: 23750/75000

Thornmail [A]: Durability: 50%

Bread Monster [AG]: 10750/17500

Undead Winter Soldier [AG]: Hp: 35000/35000

Aslan [AG]: Hp: 18000/18000

Time-stop Device [A]: uses: 2/2

edited 2nd Jul '14 5:47:25 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Alright, dis gun be gud.

33/50

22/30: PON,

I whack the godmodder with an umbrella.

@Armored, a +1 for your efforts. Use it as you please.

@Wordless: I provide your cannon with 1 metric ton of TNT. Plus one to the S.E.C.S.

@Lord:    LET'S ROLL. +1 TO THE.....   ....uh.... 200 post summon thing.

edited 2nd Jul '14 6:22:53 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I grab a holy hand grenade and throw it into the zombies.

I begin to absorb the ground around me: 1/10

Powering my portal: 16/30

@h2obox: Are you referring to the Zeppelin Of Massive Gargantuanness?

(1st Draw)

The Grand Army of the Avengers is being assembled. Aizen, Madara, Chakaravartin, Blackbeard, The Master, The Spider Mastermind, and a hellish host. Sensing the unrest, the Anti-Spirals take notice. A boost is granted, which allows Kirryuin Ragyo to return to the fold. Energy is donated and funds are supplied. In a stunning turn of events, Lelouch Vi Britannia enters the stage. After much loitering, Galacticus and The Major appear. Due to the mass weapons available, they start making the most broken, broken, BROKEN , weapons known to God. Grand Admiral Thrawn's Imperial Command ship is outfitted with a Wave-Motion Gun.

But what they will summon is so much greater. An evil that once vanquished many heroes of many worlds. But his name is taboo. It is a dark omen for the world.    44/200   

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Majora's Arsenal: A Hellish Violin, The Great Sword of Ben Drowned, The Abomination, and a rod thingy; Majora prepares for war. Reading up on his Sun Tzu, he summons his greatest weapon. THE MOON, using the tractor beam. With one extra mammon cell, the moon hits Majora, and a white flash appears

Drum roll please 35/35

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I give H2obox a D.D.T blimp +1

I tell the Godmodder that Freud Was Right and show him Rule34 of Blues Clues to neurally damage him.

someone remind me what overclocking charges does

edited 2nd Jul '14 6:36:17 AM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

So, if you don't know who Gamzee is and don't mind spoilers for Homestuck, here's one of his best scenes - again, SPOILER WARNING - link for the first page, goes on for 4 pages total, I think.

edited 2nd Jul '14 6:45:46 AM by Victin

@Lord: Yes, why?

23/30: PON, P-

35/50

I throw jarate at the samurais.

edited 2nd Jul '14 6:51:19 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

The railgun is finished! 40/40

XR-1 Railgun - Velocitas Eradico

And with that, the engineers take a much deserved one-turn break.

Maje, laiyo omaho soladi aiyo lama... 15/20

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Hoshit. After reeling back for a moment, I take a deep breath to calm my nerves. I then offer the Thornmail to the other AGs, in case they need the extra protection. I set the XR-1 to rapid-fire and attempts to perforate the zombie samurai.

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@Herobrine: Another unspeakable evil? Color me interested.    45/200   

@Tabbune: That roaming enchanter helps with your portal. 17/30

@h20: I help with the Patapon thing. 24/30

Sorry. Fix'd now.

edited 2nd Jul '14 7:01:02 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...