Destroy The Godmodder

While some engineers and the techies are experimenting with the eridium, the rest of the team assembles the weapon. 32/40

Iyadi mai yola, aah... 9/20

The bread monster attempts to bodyslam the carrier while I shout words of encouragement at it.

@Dimentio:    Chargin'! 67/1000   

@Ichigo: Here are some living metal of Necron origin. Please don't ask where I found it. 15/20

@Tabbune: Let me help with that. 10/15

edited 28th Jun '14 8:16:38 AM by ArmoredFury

The Old One who was Miz and is now the seventh sign of the world's end waves the fiery spellsword and strikes the ground, opening up a fissure that draws in the ground and the air with tremendous suction, swallowing the godmodder whole before flames come shooting out of the darkness, fanned by the onrush of oxygen.

Being blind and deaf at this point, I have no idea what is going on, just that ground is shifting, I am suddenly losing balance and it has gotten really hot.

edited 29th Jun '14 9:57:30 AM by IndirectActiveTransport

Q&A: @fury, oh, you want kongou to leave completely rather than just avoid getting busted? okay. Just be aware, you aren't getting the charge points back. I'll let you answer that question this round, Kongou will not have an effect, but will not be effected.

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h2o throws some sunglasses at dimentiosome. He's too angry at the godmodder to notice. Earl deals 2000 damage to the carrier with a grenade-laden punch, ichigo takes down 75 bombers with his pulse rifles, Tabbune throws a piece of metal at dimentiosome, which also fails to enrage him significantly, and h2o throws a stick at the mothership's 'corpse'. Needless to say, it does not move. Giant spaceships don't just rebuild themselves at the poke of a stick. Well, at least not while another event is starting. Tabbune attacks the carrier with his spellblade again, dealing 5000 damage. Earl continues venting on the carrier, which takes another 2500 damage, fury heals lavos for 1750 health, ichigo deals 500 damage to all of the cruisers with EMP grenades, fury boosts the bread monster's attack for the round, and indirect is still incapacitated apparently.

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Battlefield:

The bread monster slams into the carrier, dealing 7000 damage. Then it hears its master cheering it on, and performs an absolutely amazing 5-point bread-slam and finishes the carrier off. Lavos brings scores a critical hit and brings down two cruisers instead of just one. The bombers and fighters are getting desperate, and unleash a massive barrage upon Lavos, dealing 15000 damage (last ditch attack, their attack power will be weakened for two turns).

The Miz and dimentiosome are still facing off against the godmodder. The godmodder is still holding off both of them, albeit with difficulty. Suddenly, the Miz raises his arms in the air, preparing to unleash an unholy amount of fire upon the godmodder... The ground breaks open, fire and smoke rise from the ground, and as dimentiosome rushes to tackle the godmodder... A shadowy shape rushes through the shadows and knocks him back with a large hammer. Even the silhouette is silly. HONK. honk. Oh dear. shadowy clown added to entity list. Fiery Spellblade and dimentiosome rage both go down by one.

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Battlefield:

Insane Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 78/100

shadowy CLOWN silhouette [PG?]: hp: ???/???

Grox Cruiser x3 [PG]: Hp: 15950/25000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 951 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 1012 remaining.

Lavos [AG]: Hp: 27250/75000

The Miz [AG]: Hp: 1/3: Fiery Spellblade [A]: uses: 4/8

Dimentiosome [AG]: Rage: 1/3

Kongou [AG]: 11000/17500

Bread Monster [AG]: 10750/17500: Thornmail [A]: Durability: 60%

edited 28th Jun '14 7:11:37 PM by pionoplayer

I grab Indirect by the arm and pull her away from the fissure before it can swallow her. Afterwards, I start thinking about if my next move should be to attack the Grox forces or this new shadowy clown that's arrived on the field.

Cannon: 17/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 16/20

I ubercharge Earl again. 20/25

I see. In that case, I'd rather have her stay instead.

Weapon assembly complete! The ammunition isn't finished yet, however. 33/40

Ai, ni ma tasmiya 10/20

Good boy! I pet the Bread Monster on the "head" and send it to destroy some strike crafts.

@Ichigo: More charge! 18/20

@Dimentio:    Another +1! 68/1000   

@Earl: I scrape a nail on a chalkboard. 21/25

I summon a lightning storm to attack the P Gs (Which are made of metal, I guess)

Messing with my Time Stop Hax Artifact: 11/15

Bah, nothing in Mitakihara. Next target: Otonokizaka (Love Live): 13/30

Widespread panic in the city. Several missing. 38/75

By this point I am absolutely frothing mad in both respects 22/25

@Dimentiosome:    Teehee... 69/1000   

@Lord Herobrine: More for the army 34/200

@Ichigo: The cannon is almost ready 19/20

I throw as many as the strike craft as I could towards one of the remaining cruisers.

I summon a horde of Zombie Samurais (Around 10) which drops an weak armor artifact at death.

Yep, locking the portal at Otonokizaka: 14/30

Still messing with it: 12/15

edited 29th Jun '14 1:33:28 AM by Tabbune

Yawns at the godmodder to try and make it sleepy

edited 28th Jun '14 9:48:14 PM by PowerfulKyurem

Cannon: 20/20

The Goblin General finishes his calibrations, then fires the fully charged cannon at the Grox fighters. I fire my RPG at the shadowy clown.

Undead Winter Soldier: 17/20

I ubercharge Earl once more. 23/25

(1st Draw.)

The Grand Army of the Avengers is being assembled. Aizen, Madara, Chakaravartin, Blackbeard, The Master, The Spider Mastermind, and a hellish host. Sensing the unrest, the Anti-Spirals take notice. A boost is granted, which allows Kirryuin Ragyo to return to the fold. Energy is donated and funds are supplied. In a stunning turn of events, Lelouch Vi Britannia enters the stage. After much loitering, Galacticus and The Major appear. Due to the mass weapons available, they start making the most broken, broken, BROKEN , weapons known to God.

But what they will summon is so much greater.    35/200    Boost this folks. Boost it. Lowered because of time constraints

A 1+ to @Jondanger

And a lemonade glass thrown at the godmodder at lightning speed.

17/30

26/50

I grab a flashlight and illuminate the silhouette.

I see a familiar face at the end of the hall.

Plan:

46/50

"4..."

Stuff to do with Duke Fishron's corpse:

9/35

Turns out eridium-coated dwarven slade with ferromagnetic cross-section is an excellent railgun projectile. The engineers are now loading the ammunition for some test firing. 34/40

Iyadi rai hoyasma 11/20

The Bread Monster attempts to eat the strike crafts while I cast Libra on the shadowy CLOWN silhouette.

@Herobrine: I donate a Tractor Beam to Majora. 31/35

@Earl: I do an Eyelid Pull Taunt. 24/25

@Tabunne: Here, let this enchanter mess further with your artifact. 13/15

edited 29th Jun '14 8:15:21 AM by ArmoredFury

Towards the end of my insane hulkout, I use a free action to vent on a group of fighters.

Nobody remains in the city, everybody effectively being absorbed. 40/75

After a long moment of insane ranting and swearing, my body hulks out into a gigantic mass, and I charge directly at the Godmodder, upon which I [DATA EXPUNGED]. After this whole episode my body reverts to normal. I regain my sanity. 25/25

@Lord Herobrine:    I'm trying to help as much as I can. 36/200   

@Dimentiosome:    CREATIVITY 7% complete! 70/1000   

@Jondanger: Now that my mind is clear again, I shall contribute to your plan. 47/50

18/30

27/50

I throw SCP-173 at the godmodder while continuously maintaining eye contact with it.

I use the power of I don't know what I'm doing, to assault the godmodder.

Summoning Triforce: 1/50

• 1 cannon

Started by the sudden contact, I quickly recognize the touch of another human and briefly peek from below my rags...Ichigo Montoya! Looking at the state of the battlefield and remembering the warning, and make an educated guess as to what happened. "Thank you. Where would I be without you?"

Undead Winter Soldier: 18/20

Bzzt! I get a reprimand from my provider for spreading madness on youtube and am directed to videos edited to have images of kittens super imposed over footage of the blasphemous old one. Guess I accidentally hit send. Bzzt Incoming live feed, of courtesy of the wrestling observer covering the ongoing fallout from BEST IN THE WORLD, The vacancy of the Marine Championship, the ascension of the transformed Miz's from the Staples Center AND DESTROY THE GODMODDER

The Old One Formerly Known as The Miz sends two Grox bombers on a collision course with the godmodder and then uses the Fiery spellsword to set them ablaze, engulfing his nemesis in a spectacular explosion.

edited 30th Jun '14 9:03:59 AM by IndirectActiveTransport

(2nd Draw, and the first time in awhile i've been able to second draw.)

The Grand Army of the Avengers is being assembled. Aizen, Madara, Chakaravartin, Blackbeard, The Master, The Spider Mastermind, and a hellish host. Sensing the unrest, the Anti-Spirals take notice. A boost is granted, which allows Kirryuin Ragyo to return to the fold. Energy is donated and funds are supplied. In a stunning turn of events, Lelouch Vi Britannia enters the stage. After much loitering, Galacticus and The Major appear. Due to the mass weapons available, they start making the most broken, broken, BROKEN , weapons known to God.

But what they will summon is so much greater. An evil that once vanquished many heroes of many worlds.    37/200    Boost this folks. Boost it. Lowered because of time constraints

A 1+ to @h2obox

Refreshments are doled out to everyone against the Godmodder, each with a 1% chance of granting a critical hit against a Grox thingy.

edited 29th Jun '14 7:55:44 PM by LordHerobrine

"Follow me." Says the person at the end of the hall. "Sure." I say.

Plan: 48/50

"2...?"

Stuff to do with Duke Fishron's corpse. 10/35

edited 30th Jun '14 7:29:50 AM by Jondanger23

Great News! I have info about the enemy!

edited 1st Jul '14 5:21:01 AM by h2obox

Q&A: I'm sorry guys! I was meaning to update yesterday and it must have slipped my mind! Okay fury, kongou will remain on the field. No Tabbune, they will not drop an artifact on death.

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Ichigo pulls indirect away from the fissure. It seems the brief period of calm has been completely shattered already. Tabbune summons a lightning storm, destroying 50 fighters and 40 bombers. Earl grabs 30 bombers and throws them at one of the cruisers, dealing 1250 damage. Tabbune summons 10 zombie samurais, but the godmodder, although still insane, has his godmodding instincts kick in and convert them to his side! Kyurem yawns, the godmodder completely fails to notice, or become sleepy. Ichigo has finished charging his cannon. A massive laser shoots out of it up into the cloud of grox fighters. All fighters destroyed. Ichigo fires a rocket at the clown, or tries to. Its hard to pin it down with all the raging fires and smoke from the fissure.

Lord Herobrine throws a lemonade glass at the godmodder. The godmodder catches it and drinks it, he was parched. h2o grabs a flashlight and attempts to illuminate the clown. I DONT THINK SO. mothergorilla. Everyone else hears a cry of pain, and a thump. and broken flashlight rolls out of the shadows. jondanger is still derping around in his base. Fury casts a scan spell on the clown. Tries to. The clown is fast, and really hard to pin down, also, the fact that everything is cast in shadows makes it sort of difficult to accurately find anything. It much easier apparently for the spell to lock onto harmless clumps of smoke.

Earl attempts to vent some of his rage on the fighters, but there are no fighters left to vent on. Then Earl goes into hulk mode. He charges straight at the godmodder. NOPE. honk. Earl gets knocked back a very good distance by a sudden bolt of darkness that looks suspiciously like something Dimentio would use. But I'm pretty sure that isn't Dimentio, and that bolt was way more powerful than something dimentio would normally be able to do. h2o throws SCP 173 at the godmodder. The godmodder smashes it to pieces. Kyurem charges at the godmodder with the power of not knowing what he's doing. Since he doesn't know what he's doing, no one thinks he's important enough to block, and the godmodder is too distracted by dimentiosome and the Miz to stop him. 1 damage! Lord Herobrine hands out refreshments to everyone, increasing the chances of random crits.

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Kongou and the bread monster perform a combined attack on the strike craft, destroying 750 of the bombers. Lavos takes down two of the cruisers, leaving just one left. The fight with the godmodder continues to rage on. The Miz takes the fiery spellblade and sends two bombers hurtling down in an impressive explosion, but the godmodder is able to block it. But not dimentiosome. Dimentiosome rushes in, enraged further by the repeated failures to hurt the godmodder. And lands a refreshment-boosted punch. 1 damage! The godmodder whirls around, enraged even beyond that and KO's dimentiosome.

The last pitiful handful of grox bombers assaults Lavos, dealing only a meager 1000 damage. The last cruiser assaults Lavos as well, but dealing only 2500 damage. The Grox have been beaten, there is hardly anything they can do anymore. But the zombie samurais can. The troupe of ten rush out, dealing 10000 damage to Kongou. It looks like the Miz might still be able to keep the godmodder off of everyone else's backs, but then the clown jumps from behind the Miz. The Miz goes down, finally defeated. The fiery spellblade is unequipped, you might want to claim it before the clown or the godmodder do.

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Battlefield:

Insane Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 77/100

shadowy CLOWN silhouette [PG?]: hp: ???/???

zombie samurai x10 [PG]: Hp: 10000/10000

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 14700/25000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 129 remaining

Lavos [AG]: Hp: 23750/75000

Fiery Spellblade [A]: uses: 3/8

Kongou [AG]: 1000/17500

Bread Monster [AG]: 10750/17500: Thornmail [A]: Durability: 60%

edited 1st Jul '14 8:04:09 AM by pionoplayer

I'm almost sure I know who the clown is, am I allowed to tell?

I walk through some sliding doors.

Plan:

49/50

"Er... 1?"

Stuff to do with Duke Fishron's corpse.

11/35

After ordering the Goblin General to begin charging the cannon for the next assault, I grab the Fiery Spellblade and toss it to Tabbune before preparing for my next move.

Cannon: 1/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 19/20

The warlocks help Indirect with her portal. 2/8

I call Grand Admiral Thrawn and convince him to join Lord Herobrine's GAotA. If the organization's looking for Magnificent Bastards, then a tactical genius like Thrawn should fit in just fine. 38/200