Destroy The Godmodder

I attempt to telekineticly destroy the metal spear and re-craft it into a steel colossus to attack the godmodder

The Abductor Portal frame is done! Now, the destination…: 7/30

After messing around, I question why I am studying this. I begin to read another book, "Time Manipulation for Dummies": 6/15

I attack the carrier with my blade (I can do this even if I do a main action, right?).

edited 26th Jun '14 8:05:50 PM by Tabbune

@Victin: You get artifacts by building them through charges. Artifacts can be equipped by an entity to boost their stats.

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With the rail assembly and recoil dampener in place, the engineer looks for a suitable ammunition. 26/40

The engineer team provides her with some backing music.

Ai, ni ma tasmiya 6/20

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I order Kongou to take off the Thornmail and retreat to the IJN base for repairs and upgrades. I then equip the Thornmail on the Bread Monster (Somehow) and re-teleport it to restore its health.

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@Earl: I throw a Berserk Pack in front of him. 12/25

@Jon: 7... 43/50

@Ichigo: Here's another charge! 12/20

edited 26th Jun '14 7:22:23 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I use Wingardium Leviosa to hurl a massive boulder at the cruisers.

Cannon: 13/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 12/20

The warlocks assist Tabbune. 8/30

I send a pair of goblin technicians to Fury's base with some torpedoes to assist his engineers with building the weapon. 27/40

edited 26th Jun '14 7:24:23 PM by IchigoMontoya

Now the Abominable Miz is angry, so he locks the godmodder in a figure fourteen leg lock, immobilizing him and causing the godmodder much pain.

I'm tempted to pull of my earplugs or dew rags to see but in a moment of clairvoyance I realize I can just catch the replay of the upcoming New Japan show.

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

I cast Refresh on myself, restoring my energy to attack the carrier twice this turn with my Fiery Spellblade.

I link my Abductor Portal to Azeroth (World Of Warcraft), searching for a target to summon: 9/30

Studying time manipulation: 7/15

edited 26th Jun '14 8:06:15 PM by Tabbune

I help with boba fetts cannon.

(1st Draw.)

The Grand Army of the Avengers is being assembled. Aizen, Madara, Chakaravartin, Blackbeard, The Master, The Spider Mastermind, and a hellish host. Sensing the unrest, the Anti-Spirals take notice. A boost is granted, which allows Kirryuin Ragyo to return to the fold. Energy is donated and funds are supplied. In a stunning turn of events, Lelouch Vi Britannia enters the stage. After much loitering, Galacticus and The Major appear.

But what they will summon is so much greater.    29/200    Boost this folks. Boost it. Lowered because of time constraints

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Majora's Arsenal: A Hellish Violin, The Great Sword of Ben Drowned, The Abomination, and a rod thingy; Majora prepares for war. 28/35

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A 1+ to @Earl

A 1+ to @Jondanger

And a lime thrown at the godmodder.

edited 26th Jun '14 7:53:00 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

Boosts galacticus's summon

so there are people who say it wrong like me . Correct spelling is Galactus, FYI.

I begin to summon the triforce: 1/50

edited 26th Jun '14 8:15:39 PM by PowerfulKyurem

The engineers are somewhat uneasy with the techies due to their... quirkiness. Still, more personnel are always appreciated, and they start studying the torpedoes Ichigo supplied. 28/40

Iyadi rai hoyasma 7/20

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I remind Kyurem that he can charge attacks and summons of his own, and he can edit his post as long piono has not updated. The Bread Monster attempts to latch itself on the carrier's bridge while I inject it with a medicinal syringe.

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@Herobrine: I supply Majora with a copy of Sun Tzu's The Art Of War. 29/35

@Tabbune: How about a lich? I've always liked liches. 10/30

@Ichigo: Here's another sample, this time taken from Horzine Industries. 13/20

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

Free +1s!

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   62/1000    Progress!

ON HOLD: Aslan (15/15)

Heroic BSoD: 3/3

After mourning for a bit, my sadness turns into anger. I assault the Godmodder directly, wielding my anger as a weapon, The Imperious Attachyon Firenaught.    DIE, FEMALE DOG!!!   

edited 26th Jun '14 8:25:27 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

The creature is out now, and seems to be heading towards a nearby city. 35/75

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 15/25 ( Claiming one of them)

@Dimentiosome:    MORE! MORE! 63/1000   

@Lord Herobrine: More for your legion, oh and to the other guys, please let Lord Herobrine claim one of those free points, okay?    30/200   

@Armored Fury: Brian has been found, not that I notice since I am mad in both senses. In this alternate universe through his time warp, he is now CEO of Hyperion, not Handsome Jack. He happily lends his armaments to the cannon. 29/40

And for my free action, I angrily pounce a capital ship, give the pilots the finger, and smash their engine to oblivion as much as I could.

edited 26th Jun '14 9:34:02 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

@Armored Fury: Ahhh... that's good to know.

@pionoplayer: Last time I played players were still allowed three charges in their posts, and I had three charges going on, I believe. What should I do, then?

23/50

14/30

I throw a tiny ICMB at the remaining carrier.

Welcome to my special hell.

Yo, going camping for about 10 days. Might have Wifi, but probably not. TTYL.

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Q&A: @victin: how you get an artifact is through summoning. Mostly. And as for your charges, you are allowed to hold on to charges, either if you want to save them, or are doing something more important at the moment, or just because. @Tabbune: no, you can't. Using artifacts requires an action. @Kyurem, to boost properly, you should post what the charge is at once you've given the +1. Also, you should do actual actions instead of just being a battery. @Dimentio: Well then, see you when you post again.

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jondanger fires a potato-powered rocket at the godmodder. The godmodder eats the potatoes. No more potatoes, no more rocket. Ichigo equips the Miz with the fiery spellsword, earl eats a large portion of the godmodder's spear, -15% durability, and Tabbune attempts to reforge the spear, but just ends up breaking it. giant metal spear broken. Fury changes the thornmail's equipped target to the bread monster, and then heals the bread monster for 1500 health. Ichigo hurls large boulders at the cruisers, dealing 300 damage to each. Tabbune takes the fiery spellblade from the Miz temporarily, and launches himself at the carrier, unleashing a massive fiery inferno and dealing 4000 damage.

A lime is thrown at the godmodder. It tastes like life, only a little more sour. Kyurem begins another large summon to add to those already being conducted. Fury heals the bread monster for another 1500 health. Dimentiosome launches himself at the godmodder, the godmodder whirls around and meets him, Enraged Dimentiosome summoned. Hmm... it seems that instead of health, he has a number of turns until he calms down. Earl jumps onto the carrier, and begins wailing on it. 2500 damage. h2o launches a small ICBM which deals another 2250 damage.

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Battlefield:

The godmodder begins trying to fight off both the enraged Dimentiosome and the now better armed Miz. And does so. The fight seems to have reached pretty close to a true stalemate though. the battle music sounds something like this. Dimentiosome and the Miz are giving him a fair run for his money, although he doesn't seem to have thought to use his godmodding powers yet. -1 rage to dimentiosome, -1 uses to the fiery spellblade. HONK honk. What was that?

Meawhile, around them, the titans continue to clash. Kongou backs off and stays away from combat this round to try and recuperate. the bread monster reaches up and attacks the carrier, dealing 6000 damage. Lavos takes down another cruiser. The bombers and fighters make another pass on Lavos, dealing 9000 damage. He may be powerful, but there's a lot of them. The carrier releases 200 more fighters and 150 more bombers. The cruisers open fire on the bread monster. Even the thornmail has a hard time standing up to sustained fire from five large capitol ships. 4500 damage to the bread monster, 2000 damage to each cruiser, -25% durability to the thornmail.

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Battlefield:

Insane Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 78/100

Grox Carrier [PG]: Hp: 18750/50000

Grox Cruiser x5 [PG]: Hp: 16450/25000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 1026 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 1012 remaining.

Lavos [AG]: Hp: 40500/75000

The Miz [AG]: Hp: 1/3: Fiery Spellblade [A]: uses: 6/8

Dimentiosome [AG]: Rage: 2/3

Kongou [AG]: 11000/17500

Bread Monster [AG]: 10750/17500: Thornmail [A]: Durability: 60%

edited 27th Jun '14 1:56:11 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

24/50

15/30

I throw sunglasses at the enraged Dimentiosome in order to enrage him further.

Welcome to my special hell.

I begin strolling around my lab.

Plan:

45/50 (i'll assume Lord Herobrine boosted this)

"5..."

Stuff to do with Duke Fishron's corpse:

7/35

Some citizens look on at the creature, not sure what they are expecting. 36/75

-turns red with unspeakable, lunatic fury- 16/25

@Lord Herobrine: Yet more for the army.    31/200   

@Dimentiosome: Not to worry. While you're gone, your    CREATIVITY    will still be stoked.    64/1000   

@Armored Fury: Brian provides plenty of Eridium slag to intensify the already-elemental ammo. 30/40

And for my free action I punch a grenade in the carrier's exhaust

edited 27th Jun '14 3:08:43 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I fire my pulse rifles at the Grox bombers.

Cannon: 14/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 13/20

I provide Lord Herobrine's army with weapons. 32/200

I use a Medigun to ubercharge Earl. 17/25

I throw a scrap of metal at Dimentiosome, giving +1 to his rage duration

Nah, I'm done with Azeroth,nothing interesting. To Mitakihara (Puella Magi Madoka Magica): 11/30

Messing around with time: 8/15

edited 27th Jun '14 10:31:21 PM by Tabbune

16/30

25/50

I throw a stick at the mothership's scrapped "corpse".

Welcome to my special hell.

I attack the carrier with my Fiery spellblade

Still searching for targets in Mitakihara: 12/30

I finally get the hang of time manipulation, now to incorporate that into the artifact: 9/15

@Dimentiosome: Creativity!: 65/1000

edited 27th Jun '14 4:19:48 PM by Tabbune

A few sets of clothes can be found where people once stood... 37/75

-still sputtering some loud, incoherent madness- 18/25

@Dimentiosome:    The usual. 66/1000   

@Lord Herobrine:    Ditto. 33/200   

@Ichigo: Brian augments your cannon with Hyperion stabilizers. 15/20

Still venting my insane rage on the carrier.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

So, uh, Kongou is retreated right? I have a plan for her later.

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The engineers are shocked that not only Brian survived, but he went to be Hyperion's CEO! They thank him for the parts and eridium, and began working on the ammunition. 31/40

A large, glowing pattern forms beneath the summoner.

Ai, ni ma tasmiya 8/20

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The bread monster attempts to damage the carrier's docking bays, hopefully crippling its ability to deploy strike crafts. I hurl more medkit at Lavos.

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@Earl: I plug in a speaker and play an extremely annoying sound. 19/25

@Jon: 4... 46/50

@h2o: Here's a +1! 16/30

edited 28th Jun '14 8:07:46 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I chuck several belts of EMP grenades at the cruisers.

Cannon: 16/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 14/20

I ubercharge Earl once again. 19/25

I give Lord Herobrine's army complete access to one of my armories. 34/200