Destroy The Godmodder

As the title dictates, we're fighting the godmodder, who can godmod his way out of most situations. At any given post, you may produce a normal attack on him or his summons, two simultaneous charges and three assists in other peoples' charges. You may post two for each update, but no double-posting.

Morul has finished the adamantine rail assembly. The engineers pays him with several dozen kilograms of kitten tallow. 23/40

Summoner's Nexus: 4/50 (Hold)

I take a step back as the teleported bread merges into a single, humongous, tentacled Self-aware Beauty Mark Bread Monster! 15/15

The Bread Monster uses its tentacles to swat some strike crafts from the sky. Kongou stays the hell away from it and continues shelling the destroyers. Meanwhile, I chuck another medkit at Lavos.

@Earl: I channel my frustration about Draven's death to you. 3/25

@Herobrine: Pizza Hut supports this Evil Plan! 24/200

@Ichigo: I send a sample extracted from a Malton zombie. 8/20

11/30: -is thinking of what to summon-

20/50

I throw a cardboard cutout of a banana at the godmodder.

@Earl: I channel my rage from the death of the Grandmatriarchs and Sergeant Crits into you. 4/25

@Dimentio:    CREATIVITY! 57/1000   

Edited because I felt I wasn't helping others. Dimentio posted while I was writing this

edited 25th Jun '14 7:00:40 AM by h2obox

Free +1s!

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   56/1000   

Heroic BSoD: 2/3 for added effect, [1]

ON HOLD: Aslan (15/15)

Anger now at 5/25

Q&A: Lord Herobrine, the alignments are as follows: AG: anti-godmodder, PG: pro-godmodder, A: artifact, N: neutral, ???: unknown. Hello Kyurem. If you haven't read the OP, please do so. You are currently fighting the godmodder and the remnants of the most recent event. Tabbune, you can't repair your artifacts that easily. The artifacts give a pretty big bonus, so I'm going to limit their use.

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Ichigo starts everything off with 1500 health restored to Kongou. Wordless creates an explosion onboard the battleship, dealing 2000 damage. h2o throws a slightly stale piece of bread at the godmodder. The godmodder catches it, puts it through a time loop, then throws the now very stale piece of bread back at h2o. jondanger fires a laser at the battleship, dealing 2250 damage. Tabbune summons a swarm of bees to attack the godmodder, but then the godmodder sprays him with honey. He spends the next half hour running away from the bees. fury heals lavos for 2000 health, and then Earl hulks out, launching himself into the battleship, completely obliterating it. Battleship destroyed.

Ichigo launches his RPG at the battleship... and hits earl, who is the only person currently in that space. Lord Herobrine attempts to poke the battleship. The battleship, is however, no longer existing. Earl then continues hulking out, smashing up 100 bombers. Vampiric loads 50 fighters into his/her (sorry) gun, and fires them at the destroyers, destroying all the fighters and dealing 500 damage to both destroyers. Kyurem materializes on the battlefield. His request as to what you are fighting is answered quickly by the godmodder, in the form of a mega-laser. Suddenly, on the field... wow. That piece of bread was stale. It has now become the bread monster. Fury throws another medkit at lavos, healing another 2000 health. h2o throws a cardboard cutout of a banana at the godmodder. The godmodder eats it.

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Battlefield:

Kongou opens fire on the destroyers, dealing 2500 damage to each. The bread monster takes down 100 bombers and 50 fighters. Lavos takes down the last two destroyers. The Miz and the godmodder are locked into combat with each other. The Miz attempts to bite the godmodder and inject him with memory-erase poison, but the godmodder throws him off.

The strike craft fly down and deal a further 10000 damage to Lavos, and the cruisers unleash a massive barrage that deals 2000 damage to all entities but Kongou, who takes negligible damage.

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Battlefield:

Insane Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 78/100

Grox Carrier x2 [PG]: Hp: 34250/50000

Grox Cruiser x7 [PG]: Hp: 20000/25000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 726 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 612 remaining.

Lavos [AG]: Hp: 49500/75000

The Miz [AG]: Hp: 2/3

Kongou [AG]: 10000/17500: Thornmail [A]: Durability: 95%

Bread Monster [AG]: 15500/17500

Fiery Spellblade [A]: uses: 8/8

edited 25th Jun '14 3:34:51 PM by pionoplayer

I take the time to reread the current events.

Plan:

41/50

"9..."

Stuff to do with Duke Fishron's corpse.

4/35

edited 25th Jun '14 4:15:44 PM by Jondanger23

I summon an adorable little baby alligator, who squrims in my arms and is generally adorable.

Super Cannon Explosive Destruction Charge Thingy Whatever 13/20

Disarming Thingy Magical Whatsamajig Crazy Shot 9/10

@Dimentiosome 57/1000

@Earl 6/25 I call him bad names.

@Jon 4/35 I help out with the duke's corpse

edited 25th Jun '14 3:52:02 PM by Wordless_Summons

12/30

21/50

I shoot molten butter at the carriers.

Something is emerging from the molt. Something bigger for sure. 32/75

GRAAAAAAAAAARGH! I HAVE BEEN SHOT AT AND INSULTED FOR THE LAST TIME! 7/25

The usual +1s for Dimentiosome's creativity and Lord Herobrine' s army. And a +1 for Armored Fury' s gun upon adding Maliwan modifiers.

And my free action this time involves berserking a carrier

edited 25th Jun '14 4:08:23 PM by EarlOfSandvich

Artifacts? Is that Boss Loot, something someone made with a charge or... ?

Using my complete and utter stupidity in artifice, I gather up all the scraps of metal from the grox, then form it into a giant spear, which I throw to the godmodder at a high speed.

Still reading my book: 4/15 (if I forgot about people helping me, just post it, and I'll change it)

Preparing a summon portal: 1/30

I kick the godmodder in that sensitive male spot.

edited 25th Jun '14 5:27:59 PM by PowerfulKyurem

You don't melee the Godmodder, friend. And you don't spoiler your action

I throw an indestructible watermelon seed at the godmodder with my rocket powered bionic arm, then shoot a nuclear bomb at it to increase it's speed.

Reading my books 5/15

Preparing portal: 2/30

edited 25th Jun '14 6:39:54 PM by Tabbune

13/30

22/50

I throw a rocket-powered rocket at the godmodder.

Kyurem, you can also charge 2 attacks/summons along with an attack.

edited 25th Jun '14 5:55:28 PM by h2obox

And you can assist in up to three other charges by other people

A now more humanoid insect-being is emerging from the skin, still undergoing the process. 33/75

HRRRRRNNNGGGHGH! GRAARUGH! 8/25

@Lord Herobrine: Grand Army of the Avengers    26/200   

@Dimentiosome:    CREATIVITY! 58/1000   

@Wordless Summons: Cannon thing 14/20

Still in a state of insane rage, I still thrash about on the carrier.

edited 25th Jun '14 6:29:27 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I apologize to Earl for accidentally shooting him, cast Full Heal on Kongou, and begin planning my next move.

Cannon: 9/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 9/20

I send Lord Herobrine some supplies for his Grand Army of Avengers. 27/200

The warlocks help Tabbune prepare his portal. 3/30

I help with a cannon.

I fire my pulse rifles at the cruisers while setting the battle between the Miz and the godmodder to some fitting music.

Cannon: 10/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 10/20

The warlocks continue powering Tabbune's portal: 4/20

Using a mashup of Maliwan technology and Hyperion Internal Stabilizer™, the engineers builds a functional and stylish recoil dampener. 25/40

Instead of continuing the Nexus, I hand the summoner a sheet of paper and instruct her to recite it. 5/25

The Bread Monster attempts to grab and reel in a carrier while Kongou bombards it. I run in front of the Bread Monster and throw a health grenade inside its mouth.

@Dimentio:    CREATIVITY! 59/1000   

@Earl: I poke him repeatedly. 9/25

@Tabbune: I help with the portal. 5/30

Q&A: Yeah Victin, I'm not doing boss loot (well, yet at least), so artifacts are items that can be equipped to entities. Note: The godmodder and his lackeys can steal artifacts. Also, finished with PE camp so my updates should be higher quality now.

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Jondanger rereads the current events: Several things happened, most notably a massive invasion of Grox ships that appeared to assist the godmodder. While they were being fought off, several Chekhov's rocks were launched, and Gcat was summoned. Finally, the massive mothership and an enormous final wave appeared. The Glitch was given form in this session, but then disappeared. After a long, hard fight the mothership was destroyed shortly before performing a field-wiping move. This didn't help much, as there was still enough of the grox fleet left to wipe out most of the remaining AGs. The godmodder went insane for some reason, and began a serious beatdown when two really big AG entities were summoned, notably the Miz, who is currently locked in combat with the godmodder.

Wordless summons an alligator. He finds it incredibly adorable until it bites his finger. h2o fires molten butter at the carriers, dealing 750 to both, earl berserks one of them, dealing 2500 damage to it, and then tabbune makes a giant spear and throws it at the godmodder. The godmodder is now equipped with a giant metal spear. Kyurem attempts to kick the godmodder in the gonads, then gets impaled on the spear the godmodder is wielding. -10% durability to giant metal spear. Tabbune fires an indestructible watermelon seed at the godmodder. It isn't however an undodgeable watermelon speed, so the godmodder dodges it. h2o fires a rocket powered rocket at the godmodder, the godmodder blocks it with his twitching spear arm. -5% durability. earl continues thrashing the carrier. 2000 damage. Ichigo heals Kongou for 2000 health, kyurem helps with a cannon. The godmodder thanks him for the help with his cannon. he then shoots kyurem with it. ichigo plays some awesome music for the godmodder and Miz's fight while dealing 250 damage to all the cruisers. fury heals the bread monster for 1750 health.

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Battlefield:

The bread monster and Kongou do a combined attack on one of the carriers, dealing 10000 damage to it. Lavos brings it down. The Miz and the godmodder are still locked in combat in an absolutely insane and awesome sparring match. Suddenly, the godmodder throws the spear he is wielding with great force. The Miz dodges out of the way, but is then struck from behind when it ricochets off of a rock. 1 damage dealt to the Miz, -50% durability for the spear.

The Grox prepare for another run. The bombers and fighters deal a further 8000 damage to Lavos, and the cruisers unleash a bombardment on the bread monster and Kongou, dealing 5000 to the first, 1000 to the second, and each taking 1000 damage. -10% armor durability. The remaining carrier releases 200 fighters and 150 bombers.

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Battlefield:

Insane Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 78/100: Giant metal spear [A]: Durability: 35%

Grox Carrier [PG]: Hp: 33500/50000

Grox Cruiser x6 [PG]: Hp: 18750/25000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 876 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 812 remaining.

Lavos [AG]: Hp: 49500/75000

The Miz [AG]: Hp: 1/3

Kongou [AG]: 11000/17500: Thornmail [A]: Durability: 85%

Bread Monster [AG]: 12250/17500

Fiery Spellblade [A]: uses: 8/8

edited 26th Jun '14 6:09:48 PM by pionoplayer

I fire a potato powered rocket at the Godmodder.

Plan:

42/50

"8..."

Stuff to do with Duke Fishron's corpse.

5/35

@Dimentiosome i like creativity    60/1000   

How do you get an Artifact though?

I help the Miz by giving him the Fiery Spellblade. Afterwards, I prepare for my next attack on the Grox.

Cannon: 11/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 11/20

The warlocks continue pouring magic into Tabbune's portal. 6/30

I smack Earl to speed up his Hulking Out process. 10/25

The creature is now most of the way out of its old skin, a tail now visible. 34/75

I make a series of indecipherable obscenities upon being poked and smacked. 11/25

@ Dimentiosome:    IIMAAGII. NAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOON! IMAGI-NAAAAAAAATION! 61/1000   

@ Lord Herobrine: More for your doom team! 28/200

@ Jondanger: I offer to make a Fishron-Trap, surgically implementing the Hyperion CL4P-TP technology. 6/35

And for my free action, I have the audacity of eating as much of the Godmodder's spear as I could, given how bonkers I am.

edited 26th Jun '14 6:53:33 PM by EarlOfSandvich