Destroy The Godmodder

I turn into a dragon momentarily to destroy the remaining P Gs.

A sword appears beside me, and mini Boo-boo spew some flame into it. Then I tell mini Boo-boo to go back home where it's safe: 6/6. Fiery Spellblade artifact summoned, I would be attacking any P Gs left with it, if there are any P Gs starting from next turn. (It should be good for around 8 uses)

edited 24th Jun '14 4:43:07 AM by Tabbune

"That vampire? Do you believe Seven could look at the seventh sign and remained composed as I? Can you?" I don't know my "benefactor"'s composure, given it is a text message, but the point is taken. In a searching glance I locate another fallen earplug and put it in, exposing myself to unknown germs and shutting out all sound from my ears. I then pull two dew rags from my person and tie them around my eyes, losing myself in blindness.

The abomination once known as the Miz, 4/4

And not a moment too soon! The scrap of the fallen Grox vessels take root in the area and arise, growing, twisting into cyclopean structures that converge together to form an odious temple, which now dominates the landscape. The awful stench carried by the winds blown by the wings of the blasphemous old one is still maddeningly overpowering even with two of my other senses cut off to preserve my sanity!

Hovering above, his five eyes lazily focus on the likely insane godmodder, whom he eventually gestures to with one of his tree like hands. Then out from his fang filled mouth comes "I am awesome! You are not! Observe the difference between us!" before the Great Old One rockets ahead at the Grox cruisers with force that could rend the world.

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! LAVOS RISES! 50/50

I did notice however, that upon Lavos rising some destruction had been raining down, bringing down the Kingdom of Zeal as well as some of the Grox strike craft (its first battlefield action). It also caused a toll on the scientists working on the Mammon Machine, including Brian, who got caught in a Time Warp and sent to another dimension.

(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BRIAN! -inner self snaps too- I'M GONNA THRASH A BASTARD THROUGH THIS!) And so I use my second free action to berserk upon the Godmodder.

Out of the egg emerges what looks like an overgrown cicada. It starts to feed off some of the energy while trying to find a good place to undergo yet another metamorphosis. 28/45

@Armored Fury: I re-teleport some of that bread just to be sure. 7/15

@Lord Herobrine: I'll just accelerate the process...    20/300   

@Wordless: Some energy for your cannon. 11/20

Brian's gonna be okay... there's something I may plan to do with him later on...

edited 24th Jun '14 2:06:27 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Umm, where's Tabuu? And I still don't know how many charges I need to summon Radd.

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.

Free +1s!!!

Yeah, I am aware I'm not doing much. I just don't have much time right now. Also, Victin, I'm glad to hear you're okay.

RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   51/1000   

Aslan: 15/15 ON HOLD.

Despite absorbing PAM and TARDIS into the wand, they won't be able to be brought back for a few hundred turns. I have a Heroic BSoD: 1/3

Wand capacity: 30% (blows up if it exceeds 100%)

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Thanks for the words, piono and Dimentio. I think I'm gonna do just like last time and watch for some rounds to see if I get back in the mood for this. In the meantime, for the AG... Good luck wrecking that freaking Godmodder You can do it!

I'll claim one: 29/45

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Q&A: mini-boo-boo appears. Tabbune now has a shoulder dragon. Okay earl, I see what you're saying, that's fine. Where's Tabuu? I'm sorry vampiric, I've been tired. Did you finish the summon in one of your posts? If not, then that would be your problem. You cannot unleash someone else's charge. Tell me how long you charged Tabuu for and I'll put him on the field. How many for Radd? It depends how strong you want him to be. I'd say put it at about 20. Yeah, its okay dimentiosome. You don't have to do lots. Welp, hope to see you posting again soon victin.

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h2o throws Sergeant Crits' shovel at the godmodder. The godmodder's hand whips up and grabs the shovel. He tightens his fist and the handle shatters. Jondangers retreats to his lab. Things seem to have turned sour very suddenly don't they? Tabbune launches a firestorm in anguish at Boo-boo's death, however, it only destroys 25 bombers due to the fact that Boo-boo, once again, failed to stay dead. Ichigo looks on in horror as the AGs still fall despite the mothership being brought down. It seems that it was too little, too late. Fury shouts to Kongou that she should run, and heals her for 2000 health.

Ichigo fires on the battleship with his dual rifles, dealing 2000 damage to it. Wordless rushes into the battleship, and begins destroying its fuel supply, it takes 2500 damage as a result. The battleship is in a very bad way, it'll be over soon. Lord Herobrine looks at the destruction that is beginning to become the aftermath of the death of the mothership, and high-tails it out of there. h2o throws a rolling pin at the godmodder. The godmodder's fist shatters the rolling pin on impact. Earl vents his insanity on the godmodder. The godmodder vents back. In the form of lots of punching, kicking, biting, and lasers. Needless to say, earl loses. Fury whacks Kongou with a medi-pack, which seems to work similarly to whacking mechanical entities with a wrench. Kongou regains 1500 health.

Tabbune turns into a dragon, eats 75 bombers, then gets a stomach ache and turns back into a human, then summons the fiery spellblade. Suddenly, the field rocks with great force... Far more than a four-post charge entity should be able to do... is it possible? The Miz is a mega entity! Then, the ground shakes again, and up comes Lavos! Wow, an entity big enough to rival the things the godmodder has been fielding. Earl continues berserking upon the godmodder, but it continues in its unsuccessfulness. Dimentiosome has a case of Heroic BSoD, but seems to be doing something.

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Battlefield:

Kongou runs, as fast as she can. The Battlefield has suddenly become a very hostile place, with far more enemies than friends. And the few friends that are left are hardly able to be considered friends. She does however take some potshots at the grox fighters, destroying 200 of them.

Two incredibly powerful entities are all that stand between the godmodder and the end of tvtropes. It is a tense moment. The Miz launches himself at the Grox. The Grox are half-mechanical, and as such do not go insane. Lavos and the godmodder already are. Kongou has left. The Miz takes a different approach, and slams into the cruisers with massive amounts of force. 3500 damage dealt to all of the cruisers. Lavos rises. Lavos attacks the massive Grox fleet, immediately bringing down three destroyers.

The Grox finally recover from the shock of such powerful entities appearing seemingly out of nowhere, and mount a counter-attack. The fighters and bombers pour down upon the Miz, like a massive cloud of flies. A large explosion of power erupts out from the center of the cloud. 300 fighters and 200 bombers destroyed. The Miz remains unharmed. The carriers launch 400 more fighters and 300 more bombers, but even with the growing numbers, the strike craft are dwindling in numbers rapidly. The battleship launches a barrage of firepower upon Lavos, but it is nearly spent, and only musters up 10000 damage. The cruisers and destroyers launch a massive tandem barrage at the Miz, the Miz dodges between all of the rounds, which collide with Lavos instead, dealing 7500 damage.

The godmodder looks up. Twitches, then launches into the sky. Then ground-pounds the Miz with insane amounts of force. 1 damage dealt to the Miz.

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Battlefield:

Insane Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 78/100

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 6500/100000

Grox Carrier x2 [PG]: Hp: 34250/50000

Grox Cruiser x7 [PG]: Hp: 20000/25000

Grox Destroyer x2 [PG]: Hp: 6500/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 926 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 712 remaining.

Lavos [AG]: Hp: 57500/75000

The Miz [AG]: Hp: 2/3

Kongou [AG]: 10500/17500: Thornmail [A]: Durability: 95%

Fiery Spellblade [A]: uses: 8/8

edited 24th Jun '14 3:44:48 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I see Earl's insanity attack on the godmodder fail and say "Well, it worth a shot." After witnessing Lavos and the Miz arriving on the battlefield, I splash Kongou with a cauldron's worth of healing potions, then prepare for my next attack on the battleship.

Cannon: 7/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 6/20

edited 24th Jun '14 4:07:15 PM by IchigoMontoya

I try to cause a fuel explosion on the battleship, so I can crash it into one of the carriers.

Dream Cannon Super Shot Charge 12/20

Disarming Magical Piercing Blast 7/10

@Dimentiosome 52/1000 More Creativity!

@Herobrine 21/300 I supply enegry to his summoning.

@Armoured Fury 8/15 I throw around some bread.

edited 24th Jun '14 4:55:59 PM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

10/30

19/50

I throw a slightly stale piece of bread at the godmodder.

Welcome to my special hell.

From my lab, I fire a laser at the Battleship.

Plan:

40/50

"10..."

Stuff to do with Duke Fishron's corpse.

3/35

I summon a swarm of bees to attack the godmodder

I begin to open my Artifice for Dummies handbook 1/15

I attack the battleship this turn.

@Armoured Fury: I throw a book about breads: 9/15

edited 24th Jun '14 4:47:09 PM by Tabbune

What summon?

Opps, wrong person. Sorry.

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

I hear nothing, I see only a mix of odd colors in the darkness, but I feel an impact and pick up another new odor, one relieving compared to what The Miz now gives off.

In his arrogance, the old one who was The Miz expected the godmodder to gibber inanely like they all do. "Really?" To show his contempt for the godmodder's defiance, the abomination spring upon the godmodder and gnashes down on him with razor sharp teeth, injecting potent, purple, memory erasing venom in a skull chomping finale!

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

The engineers contact our friendly neighborhood arms dealer for some advanced parts. 22/40

Summoner's Nexus 4/50 (Hold)

The teleported bread somehow grow bigger. 11/15

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I throw the medkit at Lavos while Kongou shells the destroyers.

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@Wordless: Go DPMB! 8/10

@Dimentio: I wonder if this charge will be finished before the game ends.    53/1000   

@Tabbune: Here, let this engineer help you. 2/15

edited 24th Jun '14 6:58:13 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I begin to take the scraps of metal from the mother ship battle and repair my sword with it. +1 Durability and Max Durability

I continue to study artifice: 3/15

edited 24th Jun '14 9:51:28 PM by Tabbune

As it turns out, the experiment has been gathering energy from the new powerful sources, which would ensure that the end result would become stronger. It is finding a place to molt. 29/45 -> 30/75

(Dammit! How could he have resisted? NOW I'M ABSOLUTELY F*CKING LIVID!) HRRRNRNGH! GRNNGHRHHH! 1/25 (insane hulkout)

@Armored Fury: The third day is getting close to an end. 12/15

@Lord Herobrine:    22/300 for your army   

@Dimentiosome:    Sure, Why Not? 54/1000   

For my free action, I become even angrier upon being unable to defeat the godmodder, and I take it out on the Battleship or whichever other capital ship there is if it's destroyed already.

edited 24th Jun '14 6:35:19 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I fire my RPG at the Grox battleship.

Cannon: 8/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 7/20

(1st Draw.)

The Grand Army of the Avengers is being assembled. Aizen, Madara, Chakaravartin, Blackbeard, The Master, The Spider Mastermind, and a hellish host. Sensing the unrest, the Anti-Spirals take notice. A boost is granted, which allows Kirryuin Ragyo to return to the fold. Energy is donated and funds are supplied. In a stunning turn of events, Lelouch Vi Britannia enters the stage.

But what they will summon is so much greater.    23/200    Boost this folks. Boost it. Lowered because of time constraints

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Majora's Arsenal: A Hellish Violin, The Great Sword of Ben Drowned, Three Ganon Swords, and a rod thingy. Threatening the blacksmith with sensory overkill, he crafts the Abomination, out of the three Ganon swords.27/35

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Peeking out from behind a planet, Lord Herobrine timidly pokes one of the Grox Battleships.

I know this might be irritating, but could someone explain what PG, AG, and A are again?

I am the once and future king.

PG=pro-Godmodder, AG=Anti-Godmodder, A=Artifact

Something is cracking out of the experiment's dead, old skin. 31/75

FDASDJFLHFJASDKAFJSKL 2/25

@Armored Fury: Someone teleport one more loaf before he returns to finish the summon, please! 13/15

@Lord Herobrine:    That's alright... we still need something strong after all... 24/200   

@Dimentiosome:    Eh... what the hell... 55/1000   

And for my free action, I still vent my rage, this time on the strike craft.

edited 24th Jun '14 9:53:45 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I used 20 charges on Tabuu.

For my free action, I attack the Grox Destroyers, using Fighters as ammunition.

Radd: 6/20

Somewhere, a fist slams against a nigh-indestructible metal wall... 1/50

Preparing Armored Fury's bread for completion. 14/15

One for Lord Herobrine's army. 25/200

Creativity! 56/1000

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.

materializes

"May I ask what we are fighting, currently?"