Destroy The Godmodder

I try knocking the battleship into the mothership.

Some lensing occurs as the gateway to Subspace starts to open. 12/20

I open an emulator. 2/???

I give +1 to Aslan. 7/15

Giving +1 to the Dream Cannon. 9/20

And +1 to Lavos. 33/50

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Radd is from Kid Radd. He's the hero sprite from a 1980's platforming video game. His abilities are as such:

• Has 4 hit points, and always takes exactly 1 damage when he gets hit, no matter how strong or weak the attack is. Also has Mercy Invincibility.
• Throwing weak fireballs as a basic attack.
• A charged beam attack called the Mega Radd. Thanks to sloppy programming, maximum power level is dependent on the system he's in:
  • 255 in an 8-bit system, like his home game. This level is reached after 10 seconds of charging.
  • 4,095 in a 12-bit system. This level is reached after about 2-1/2 minutes of charging.
  • 65,535 in a 16-bit system. This level is reached after about 43 minutes of charging.
  • 2,147,483,647 in a 32-bit system. This level would take over 2-1/2 years to reach.
• Using a cheat code from his game to summon a rocketboard to fly with.

edited 19th Jun '14 5:08:24 PM by VampiricOne

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.

3/30: not op super mlg pro good, but humorous good.

13/50

I throw an insult at the mothership.

Welcome to my special hell.

Lavos: 36/50 (guess you forgot to factor a couple contribs, Vampiric One...)

I'm glad this machine is fully functional, especially since I've gathered that energy and mastered the use of those time rifts. Just a moment is needed before the embryo matures enough to emerge. 23/45

@Dimentiosome:    Eh, why not? 40/1000   

@Omega: Some energy can help out with you. 7/175

@Vampiric One: +1 for Tabuu too. 13/20

Damn... he hacked all those games? I'd hate to be in the same multiplayer server... Oh well, no matter.

Like a Battletoad, I take my prosthetic arm and turn it into a giant Morningstar, smashing into the Mothership's tattered chassis.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

9/9: I tell boo-boo to pick me up and drop me to the frozen mothership, then smash it into pieces with my hammer.

I tell the godmodder that there is an event on School Idol Festival for the next 7 days to distract him.

edited 20th Jun '14 12:58:45 AM by Tabbune

Indirect Active Transport got a warning regarding a wrestling elder god. The identity of my contact has not been revealed (I think it's Damien Sandow though). "You know Sandow, you spent the time bugging me defeating John Cena, well you know." I text. "As André the Giant was the 8th wonder of the world. Coming to you is the 7th sign of the world's end, then it will be the 8th." is the only response I get.

Well there is a sky full of aliens hostile to fully organic life, h2obox says so, so I +1, 2/30: dis gon be gud.(it better be)

The Abomination Formerly Known As The Miz 2/4.

edited 19th Jun '14 7:13:58 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

I energize the cannon with both Force Lightning and the One Ring's power, then order the Goblin General to begin charging it up once again. Afterwards, I hurl several EMP grenades into the barrel of the Grox mothership's laser cannon.

Justice League: 14/15

Cannon: 1/2

Lavos: 37/50

The experiment has now emerged from its containment cell. I prepare to send it off through the time machine. 24/45

@Ichigo: Surely your cannon's gotta be stronger than that... 1/2 -> 2/3

@Dimentiosome:    CREATIVITY 41/1000   

@Armored Fury: +1 for the weapon. 15/40

After striking the mothership with my mace-hand, I bring it back to normal, unsheathe a huge glove-spike and jam it through.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I kick a soccer ball at the mothership. The kind from Super Smash Bros Brawl, that bursts into flames when struck.

The dark orb of Subspace slowly expands. 14/20

I load my Kid Radd ROM. 3/???

Giving +1 to Lavos. 38/50

And another +1 to Ichigo's cannon. 3/4

And one more to Aslan. 8/15

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.

Guess what, dwarven adamantine is the perfect material for the rail assembly. The engineers ask Morul, now a legendary smith, to forge them said part. 16/40

I contact the Institute to ask them build a Nexus here. They refuse, saying that they have better things to spend those resources on. 4/50

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I flip the Mothership off and insists that it should have an intercourse with itself.

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@Earl: Go Lavos go! 39/50

@Vampiric: Have a +1! 15/20

@Dimentio: And another! 9/15

edited 20th Jun '14 7:11:24 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

4/30

14/50

I attempt to glitch out some Grox fighters by editing their ingame files.

Welcome to my special hell.

If he hasn't already. PARDISPRITE retreats.

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   42/1000   

Faint, albeit clear, Ominous Latin Chanting starts up.

Aslan: 10/15

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

Justice League:: 15/15

Cannon: 4/4

Thanks to fellow tropers adding onto the cannon's charges and increasing its power, the Goblin General opens fire on the Grox mothership, subjecting it to the wrath of a powerful laser blast infused with both Force Lightning and the power of Mordor. At the same time, the Justice League finally arrive on the scene; Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Aquaman, and Martian Manhunter all join the other AGs on the battlefield. After witnessing all of that, I blast the Grox mothership with my RPG.

Superman and Wonder Woman both hit the Grox mothership with a Megaton Punch at the same time while Green Lantern blasts it with missile constructs and Batman hurls explosive batarangs at it. Aquaman has a Leviathan chow down on the cruisers while the Flash and Martian Manhunter battle the fighters and bombers, respectively.

The warlocks help Dimentiosome with summoning Aslan. 11/15

edited 20th Jun '14 10:44:09 AM by IchigoMontoya

that is kinda op...

Welcome to my special hell.

No it isn't. The Godmodder can up and kill the Justice League by sneezing, so it's balanced out fine.

I am the once and future king.

Q&A: Hmm.. Vampiric, I think I'll need to change up those attack stats, but what I'm getting is that you're planning for Radd to be a 4-health mega entity? I must warn you that mega entities get despawned or end up being really weak if they don't become plot relevant soon after their summoning. Dimentiosome, if PARDISPRITE retreats it will be removed from the battlefield. You will be able to summon it again without violating the curse of repetition, but it will destroy the entity prematurely. And Ichigo, I'm postponing your charge. I really think you don't want to waste a mere 15 post charge summoning all those members of the JLA. You'll piss a lot of people off by having them be that weak.

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h2o contacts the peeps at Maxis and has them open fire on the mothership, the godmodder turns, and realizes that the mothership is close to death! He flies up and puts a shield on it halving the damage it takes this round! 6000 damage dealt by the Maxis laser. he then throws a cookie at the grandmatriarchs. 1000 health restored. Jondanger throws a grenade at the mothership, but due to the godmodding shield, only deals 1000 damage. Tabbune uses a fire bomb on the battleship (Probably wiser not to use the acronym though) and deals 2000 damage to it.

Vampiric crashes the battleship into the mothership, dealing a critted 2000 damage to the mothership and 3500 damage to the battleship. h2o throws an insult at the mothership, it is very hurtful, and deals 1500 damage. Earl smashes his prosthetic arm into the mothership, dealing 1250 damage to it, Tabbune slams into the mothership as it freezes over, dealing 5000 damage. The godmodder already knows about the 7 day event, he is currently on it while he is doing this. Ichigo launches EMP grenades into the mothership, dealing 1000 damage. Earl rushes up to attack the mothership and deals 1000 damage, Vampiric demonstrates how dangerous sports can be, costing the mothership 1500 health in the process, but the ball is traveling so fast, that the shield, already strained, is blown to smithereens! (fun fact, that is one of the uses for the soccer ball in brawl, breaking blocks and parries)

Fury flips off the mothership. The mothership has already decided to stop talking to him though, as he has already broken its heart. Its over. h2o attempts to glitch out some grox fighters, but it appears that they aren't digital constructs. They're just as real as everything else (admittedly still fictional, but not fictionally fictional) here. Ichigo's goblin general fires at the mothership, dealing 4500 damage to it! Its almost dead! Only 1240 health left! The godmodder, his action already spent, looks on in anger and frustration. It was perfect! And now it isn't going to work because of one stupid airlock! Ichigo takes careful aim, fires his rocket launcher...

The rocket soars up into space, weaving between all of the strikecraft, somehow flying expertly through the gaping hole in the battleship left by earlier attacks when it tries to intercept. It slams right into the mothership

Right as the shield reengages, but too late, as the attack deals 1250 damage! 1 health left. O_O The godmodder laughs maniacally at how a cheap, saved 8-bit game spell was able to foil all of your machinations against him. All is lost...

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Battlefield:

Everyone looks up in horror. Even the guests are apprehensive, suddenly realizing that they are directly in the way of a massive space laser. The AGs say their final goodbyes, it seems that the godmodder has won, he can heal the mothership back to full after this...

The ominous glow of death builds. It seems to take an eternity to grow. The energy begins to pour out of the barrel. Death is near. Then, suddenly, a small rock, whizzing along at high-speeds but so small as to be unnoticeable if the narrator weren't describing it, and labeled "Property of Chekhov" bumps into the mothership. 1 damage! Mothership destroyed!

Even the glitched entities are stunned. What. Just happened? The reactions are various: The AGs spend the round cooling down from the massive panic attack and relief of not being dead. The Grox suddenly get very scared and are unsure what to do without orders. The Guests shrug and turn around, only to get dominated by the glitched entities. 5000 guests killed. The godmodder throws a fit.

"NOOOO!! NONONONONONO!!! I GODMODDED THAT FAIR AND SQUARE!!!! WHY!??! HOW?!?!?!? HOW COULD 1 DAMAGE RUIN IT ALL!?!?!??!"

He is too busy ranting to notice the massive spaceship rapidly losing orbit right above his head. That is, of course, until the gutted remains of the mothership land on top of him. 3 damage!

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 78/100

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 32500/100000

Grox Carrier x2 [PG]: Hp: 42500/50000

Grox Cruiser x7 [PG]: Hp: 23500/25000

Grox Destroyer x5 [PG]: Hp: 6500/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 1066 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 1062 remaining.

Grand Matriarchs [AG]: 7000/35000

Draven [AG]: 9500/17500

PARDISPRITE [AG]: 2000/11000

Kongou [AG]: 7500/17500

Sergeant Crits [AG]: Hp: 5500/12500

Undead Boo-boo [AG]: Hp: 5500/8500

Badmin x5 [AG]: Hp: 3000/5000

Thornmail [A]: Durability: 100%

Guest Army [N]: 2044 left

Grox Battleship x2 [???]: Hp: 100000/100000 [glitched]

Guests [???]: 55 left

edited 20th Jun '14 3:36:25 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I do a victory dance.

Plan:

36/50

Duke Fishron's corpse is transported to my lab. 2/35

@Dimentio Did anyone say creativity? 43/1000

edited 20th Jun '14 3:51:14 PM by Jondanger23

5/30 15/50

I fire dual Uzis at the Carriers.

Welcome to my special hell.

Pleased that we've destroyed the Grox mothership, caused the godmodder to have a Villainous Breakdown, and injured him with said mothership's wreckage, I call Superman and tell him that the JLA won't be needed now, but they can be expected to be called upon in the future. After that, I retrieve the corpses of the Winter Soldier and Deathstroke, then cast revive on the former in order to make him into an undead thrall while planning to do the same to the latter afterwards. The Goblin General begins charging up the cannon once again.

Cannon: 1/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 1/20

edited 20th Jun '14 4:50:42 PM by IchigoMontoya

(1st Draw.)

The Grand Army of the Avengers is being assembled. Aizen, Madara, Chakaravartin, Blackbeard, The Master, and a hellish host.

But what they will summon is so much greater.    12/300    Boost this folks. Boost it.

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Plotkai'ing into Phantom Hourglass again, Majora seeks out the blacksmith. 24/35

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Staring at the Villainous Breakdown , Lord Herobrine becomes very afraid.

EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!! *Vacates the premises.*

edited 20th Jun '14 5:45:20 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I attempt to discern the allegiance of the glitched entities.

The Subspace orb continues growing. 16/20

More tinkering with my computer... 4/??? (So how many charges will I need to summon Radd?)

Giving +1 to Aslan. 12/15

And +1 to Lavos. 40/50

One more for Jondanger's plan. 37/50

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.

I grab two Geth pulse rifles and begin firing at the Grox fighters.

Cannon: 2/20

Undead Winter Soldier: 2/20

6/30

15/50

I throw the Uzis at the Carriers after unloading all my clips on them,

Welcome to my special hell.

As I fall after smashing the Mothership (I said Boo-boo dropped me, right?), I hit the godmodder at the head as he plays in the event.

I mutter some spell: 1/6

edited 20th Jun '14 8:06:32 PM by Tabbune

While waiting for the rail assembly, the engineers are currently thinking on how to reduce the humongous recoil from the weapon. 17/40

That's not a problem. We just need to know what is the nexus made of and how is it built. I draft a team of engineers and send them to Valoran, home of the Institute of War. 4/50

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After celebrating the Mothership's demise by desecrating its wreck, I take out the Thornmail and equip it on Kongou.

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@Ichigo: Here, have a prototype Mammon cell. 3/20

@Vampiric: The summoner attempts to stabilize the Subspace orb. 17/20

@Herobrine: Using an unholy ritual, I contact the Spider Mastermind to join the GAotA. Surely orchestrating a hellish invasion qualifies her for the organization? 13/300

edited 20th Jun '14 7:52:35 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I did see that Queen Zeal tried to wrest Lavos away from my grasp, but I used this machine as leverage against her; hell, I'm able to cut off supply to the kingdom without repercussion. She was unswayed, so I had to deal with her and claim the kingdom as my own. Now I would need a medallion to necessitate the rise of Lavos. 41/50

I send the experiment back in time through this machine, and because I'm semi-insane I don't think twice about possible repercussions. 25/45

+1 for Armored Fury's weapon: 18/40

+1 for    DIMENTIOSOME'S CREATIVITY! 44/1000   

+1 for Vampiric's Tabuu: 18/20

Celebrating the victory against the mothership, I decide to play a friendly game of Battleship.

Let's see... E-7... A HIT!

With that, a giant red rod descends from the sky and hits the non-glitched battleship's chassis.

edited 20th Jun '14 8:12:13 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.