Destroy The Godmodder

I fire an AK-47 at the Grox mothership.

Plan:

31/50

Badmins:

17/20

8/10: a truck pulls up onto the battlefield.

10/50

I order the Grandmatriarchs and Sergeant Crits to focus fire on the mothership.

I grab myself by the shoulder and throw myself at the godmodder.

Welcome to my special hell.

I command Boo-boo to attack the mother ship.

From the frozen engine,the ice spreads to other parts of the mothership: 1/4

edited 18th Jun '14 4:58:00 PM by Tabbune

(Huh. Who could've guessed my own insanity would help with this?)

Doesn't really matter. Everyone in the field may get destroyed, but Lavos will still rise! 30/50

Just about ready to prepare this here time machine. 20/45

@Tabbune: My energy shall accelerate the process. 2/4

@Dimentiosome: A token offer for    CREATIVITY! 33/1000   

@Jondanger: More for your plans! 32/50

I toss as many guests towards the glitched battleships as the free action allows me and see what happens.

And guys, please do use the charge assistance on whoever wherever... it's all optional, but it can help!

edited 18th Jun '14 8:55:58 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I kill 2000 guests as a sacrifice to summon a giant Fire Elemental

Seeing that the MS is starting to freeze, I help the process: 2/4

I fire my RPG at the Grox mothership.

Justice League: 11/15

Cannon: 9/10

I send one of my goblin technicians to assist with Earl's time machine. 21/45

edited 18th Jun '14 6:15:13 PM by IchigoMontoya

The engineers finalized the plan. It will fire a 12 gram slug at 2500 m/s on maximum setting, giving it over 39000 joules of muzzle energy (For comparison, a .50 BMG rifle have 15000). It can also be fired machinegun style. The Mammon Cell my engineers come up with gives the weapon more than enough power, but we still need several other things. 11/40

Oh, good. The Institute sends me a replacement summoner. 1/50

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I hold the Thornmail for another turn. Kongou and Draven keeps attacking the Mothership.

I tell an engineer to keep an eye on the glitched battleship.

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@Tabunne: I fire my own Freeze Ray at the Mothership. 4/4

@Ichigo: Charge at 100%! 10/10

@Jon: I give some directions for the Badmins. 18/20

edited 18th Jun '14 9:57:10 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

Cannon: 10/10

The charging process completes thanks to some help from Fury and the Goblin General fires the fully-charged cannon at the Grox mothership. I blast the Grox mothership with Force Lightning.

Justice League: 12/15

Lavos: 31/50

Finally! The time machine has been completed! And perhaps somewhere along the way my experiment will pick up more strong entities and become even more powerful. 22/45

@Tabbune: I think my contribution was forgotten. No matter, unless the math is still wrong I overclock the freezing. 5/4

@Ichigo: The radiating energy emitted by Lavos is further strengthening Aquaman. 13/15

@Dimentiosome:    CREATIVITY! ENOUGH SAID! 34/1000   

And for my free action, (since the next update is most likely after the Steam Sale starts), I point the Godmodder towards the big Steam Summer Sale in an effort to distract him. Since he appears to be a sophisticated hacker guy with a pimped-out computer, I figure this would catch his attention.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

whoops, forgot your contribution, anyways, this attack wouldn't launch until my next turn, feel free to change your post to 5/6 or something

edited 18th Jun '14 9:10:56 PM by Tabbune

I fire an energy beam in an attempt to take out the power source behind the mothership's cannon.

With the connection to Subspace established, I can begin working on making an entryway for Tabuu's appearance. 11/20

I start up my computer. 1/??? I'll need some help determining this number... Radd's abilities are pretty clearly defined, but how many charges would they take?

Continuing to overclock Tabbune's freezing. 6/7

Giving +1 to the Badmins. 19/20

+1 to Lavos. 32/50

edited 19th Jun '14 12:58:25 AM by VampiricOne

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.

I proceed to think up the prefect way to sabotage the mothership's laser.

Dream Cannon Super Shot Charge 7/20

Disarming Magical Piercing Blast 2/10

@Dimentiosome: 35/1000 CREATIVITY!

@Tabbune: I supply more energy to his freezing. 7/8

@Jondanger: I supply some plans 33/50

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

First of all, the weapon needs a material that can resist extreme friction and heat. The engineers decide look around the dwarven fortress. 12/40

I immediately ask her to summon another champion, but she refuses. She says that proper summoning requires a nexus to gather and focus magic for the ritual.

Wait a minute.

That's it! 2/50

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Kongou and Draven does what they do best. I attempt to find a good spot to hide the Thornmail so that it wouldn't be damaged by the super lazor.

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@Dimentio: Have another creativity!    36/1000   

@Earl: Brian is working as usual and gives other personnel a very big smile. 33/50

@Wordless: I give some of my ki to charge the Disarming Magical Piercing Blast. 3/10

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I proceed to jump onto the functioning battleship, and beat the crew to a pulp for killing my dracolich! The rotten bastards!

Dream Cannon Super Shot Charge 8/20

Disarming Magical Piercing Blast 4/10

@Dimentiosome 37/1000 I couldn't resist.

@Armoured Fury I hand over some papers on sturdy weapon materials 13/40

@Earl 34/50 Yay, Lavos!

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

^Dialoglog 

Alright, PARDISPRITE, there is but one thing to do.

And what's that?

Go to court.

...I don't think the Godmodder cares about that.

Exactly! Then, when everyone sees that, they'll have another offense to nail him with, which will cause police officers to go to where they think he is, SO THAT CAN BE A DISTRACTION FOR...uh...weaponizing....the....Summer sale? ...uh...YES!

...Yeah, pretty much.

*Both head to court, wait for about five hours*

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Okay, since this is getting pretty complicated, the first 3 people to give me a boost all get +1s. You're gonna have to keep track of how many are left, though.

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RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   38/1000   

Aslan: 5/15

edited 19th Jun '14 6:45:21 AM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

(1st Draw.)

After vaporizing The Doctor, Aizen and his cohorts locate Asuras Wrath. 11/50

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Plotkai'ing into Oracle of Seasons, Majora keelhauls young Link again. He now has four swords in a chain, three Ganon Swords, a Wind Waker, a lovely harp, and a Rod...thingy... 22/35

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Madara uses Tengai Shinsei on the PG Grox Battleships. One for each of them.

I am the once and future king.

9/10: the employees at Maxis pull out of the van.

11/50

I throw a grox bomber at the mothership.

Welcome to my special hell.

I still stand at the Terror Kraken's side. "Come on champ, you gotta kicked out!" I plead. *bzzt* breaking news update.

“My ascension has finally come to pass. The stars are finally right. I know you are afraid. I have always known. ALWAYS. NO ONE IS SAFE! SKREEEEEEE! SKREEEEEEE!”

"Who is this who keeps messaging my phone and youtube channel? I know its you." The message sends a shiver down my spine but I am not too scared to see the connection. "I have sent no message to your page, Winter acted on her own. The Chikara responses were my doing though, you're welcome." Is the response. "Damien Sandow?" I inquire? You should be more worried about what is to come than you I am, for now...

Arrival of the abomination once known as The Miz 1/4.

edited 19th Jun '14 1:21:47 PM by IndirectActiveTransport

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

I eat a pineapple.

Plan:

34/50

Five eerie shadows loom over the battlefield... The Badmins! (the reason there's only five is because they're rather powerful.) 20/20

edited 19th Jun '14 3:45:06 PM by Jondanger23

Guess what guys! We're official! I finally remembered to ask TT2000 about whether or not this could be a legitimate part of DTG canon and he said yes! We're officially part of the Destroy the Godmodder canon!

Q&A: What do you mean Radd? Am I forgetting something I should know vampiric? Who is Radd? And everyone! State the length of your charge when you finish it! Jondanger, the only reason why your thing is passing through properly is because I was able to go to the top of the page and check.

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Jondanger fires an AK-47 at the mothership, dealing 2000 damage to it, h2o throws himself at the godmodder, dealing 999999999999999999 damage to h2obox, Earl tosses several guests at the mothership, five guests transformed into glitch guests, and Tabbune attempts to sacrifice large numbers of guests for a summoning, but the guests get mad and unload crappily made rockets into him after he kills the first 100. Ichigo fires his RPG at the mothership, dealing 2250 damage to it. Fury tells one of his engineers to keep an eye on the glitched battleships. The engineer takes out his own eye, throws it at the battleship and bleeds to death. Hmm... might want to beef up your hiring process fury.

Ichigo's cannon slams into the mothership, dealing 11000 damage to the massive space ship. He then uses force lightning, dealing a further 1750 damage to it. Earl points the godmodder to the big summer steam sale, the godmodder just laughs, he's already hacked himself all the games on sale. Vampiric fires an energy laser, attempting to take down the mothership's cannon, but only manages to deal 2000 damage to the mothership itself. Wordless thinks up the perfect way to sabotage the mothership's laser. Unfortunately, said plan requires a large cardboard replica of the mothership's laser, three specific world-rending clowns, a wet hamster, and a large block of cheese. Of which he has none.

Fury hides thornmail, when *cough* I mean, if the field wipe goes off, the thornmail will be unharmed. Wordless jumps onto the remaining battleship, and deals 2500 damage to it while killing crewmembers before he is launched out the airlock. Madara, at Lord Herobrine's behest, uses Tengai Shinsei on the PG battleships, however, the attack only deals 2000 damage due to aiming at a battleship that was already destroyed. h2o throws a bomber at the mothership, destroying the bomber and dealing 1500 damage to the mothership. Indirect gets a call from a wrestling... elder god? Pretty poor excuse for an elder god if that's all they do for fun. Jondanger eats a pineapple, apparently this is illegal in the Miiverse, as five badmins show up to stop him, look around, then realize that they should be fighting the godmodder instead.

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Battlefield:

Gcat looks up, hisses at the mothership, and teleports away. All of the AGs turn and focus their fire on the mothership, but the Grox battleship quickly fires its guns, using the recoil to launch itself in the way of the projectiles. The mothership only takes 10000 damage, but the battleship takes a whopping 50000 damage, as its shields went down in the massive energy expenditure required to move so fast.

The Grox strike craft come in for another attack, doing a large strafing run that deals 2000 damage to all the AGs and killing 1000 guests. The cruisers and destroyers lock onto the main damage dealing entity of the AGs and unleash a massive barrage of new anti-baking lasers, dealing 15000 damage to the grandmatriarchs. The carriers release 400 more fighters and 300 more bombers. The godmodder is slightly troubled by the battleships and guests that are glitching out, and spends the round pondering what to do. The guest army retaliates at the Grox strike craft with a barrage of rockets that look suspiciously like 1x4 Legos, killing 400 fighters and 350 bombers.

The glitched battleships continue hovering, but the glitched guests glitch into the middle of the guest army. When the leave, there are 50 more guests that have glitched out.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 81/100

Grox Mothership [PG]: Hp: 25990/500000 4/5: field wipe

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 38000/100000

Grox Carrier x2 [PG]: Hp: 42500/50000

Grox Cruiser x7 [PG]: Hp: 23500/25000

Grox Destroyer x5 [PG]: Hp: 6500/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 1066 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 1062 remaining.

Grand Matriarchs [AG]: 6000/35000

Draven [AG]: 9500/17500

PARDISPRITE [AG]: 2000/11000

Kongou [AG]: 7500/17500

Sergeant Crits [AG]: Hp: 5500/12500

Undead Boo-boo [AG]: Hp: 5500/8500

Badmin x5 [AG]: Hp: 3000/5000

Thornmail [A]: Durability: 100%

Guest Army [N]: 7044 left

Grox Battleship x2 [???]: Hp: 100000/100000 [glitched]

Guests [???]: 55 left

edited 19th Jun '14 4:03:23 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Using my MAGNIFICENT POWERS, I continue the info-gathering part of this operation. 4/175

I ponder why this person (dark secrets i no tell u) is following me so. [Number]/???

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

10/10: the employees at maxis fire game designer laser beams at the Mothership.

1/30: dis gon be gud.

12/50

I throw a cookie to the Grandmatriarchs.

edited 19th Jun '14 4:11:41 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

I throw a grenade at the Mothership.

Plan:

35/50

Suddenly struck with an idea, I run over to Duke Fishron's corpse and arrange to have it transported to my lab. 1/35

I toss a gas can at the battleship, then I tell Boo-boo to shoot fireballs at the gas can when it's close enough to the BS.

As i see a part of the mothership's exterior that is covered in ice, I grab a rather large hammer: 8/9

What time is it? Creativity time! 39/1000

The engineers trade several tons of socks with a variety of dwarven alloys. 14/40

I quickly ask her to construct a summoner's nexus. She refuses, saying that it requires permission from the Institute of War. 3/50

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Kongou and Draven attempts to trick a Grox ship into moving in front of the mega lazor. I inspect the engineer's corpse.

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@Omega: I set the Robot Buddy to help with information gathering. 6/175

@h2o: It better be. 2/30

@Dimentio: I ask the summoner to help with Aslan. 6/15

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...