Destroy The Godmodder

Having exhausted all my fish, I make a call to the house of food. I'm using the terrarian to cut through more mobs as I head closer to the castle of Cullen.

Meanwhile, the Leviathen starts shooting stonefish spikes at the Mary sues. It is also using some of its tentacles which start devouring the sues. if the PPC exist in this continuum then plot armor on sues can't be too powerful.

While continuing to stab mobs, a brilliant idea hits me...

Guys! You know what negates plot armor? Tragic deaths.

Cast a Blizzard at the mobs.

Sword-Cruiser mech for me!.

Wait, we're fighting plot armor!? Oh man. My time to shine is here. I hope.

Okay. Possible weaknesses:

• Making them irrelevant to the end goal of the story. Perhaps if we change our goal away from defeating the Godmodder, albeit temporarily (while making it seem permanent), and having them unceremoniously die for whatever reason.
• Having someone either more plot relevant or more popular challenging them to the death. Of course, we respwan, so...
• Like said, tragic death. It's possible this'll just encourage another enemy to fight back even harder, but...Eh.
• ...Perhaps...finding a way to change the genre from Mary Sue self-insert (or whatever) to satire?
• Some kind of Chekovs Gun that has had a large amount of foreshadowing. I believe my    200/1000    would be sufficient, no matter what it's converted into.
• Maybe we could find a way to get them to our side. Maybe we could just appear to be completely smitten with them while manipulating them into killing ol' Richard.

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the scenario, but I think these are a couple ideas.

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Yeah, Amperzand, berserkers are cool. I mean, if you're effective. If there's anywhere I can provide assistance, go ahead and tell me.

   200/1000   

edited 11th Jul '15 12:09:35 PM by Dimentiosome

Q&A: @hyena: Yeah... your help would probably be appreciated. @dimentio: Oh, okay then. So, just so you know, we're almost done. You need to have regular attendance for like, a week at most, and that sword would be pretty pointless this late in the game. @tartar: Because you targeted an enemy that was already dead, that's why. @laitome: Looks like it’s going through. I’m going to re-add it, you go ahead and say where it goes. It also solves another problem for me, time. This way I can have you guys fight the entire house of Cullen at once.

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spino begins cutting his way through the zombies, killing 50 of them as he brings his swords around into them. Jondanger quickscopes a bunch of skeletons, killing 15 of them. Infinity begins casting meteor, raining death on the skeletons and creepers, killing 10 of teach. Herobrine unleashes noxious fumes that kill 10 of the creepers, and then creates an explosion that immolates 15 of the skeletons.

Shiny runs through the creepers, getting them to explode on each other with extreme prejudice. Amp turns on the generic Mary Sues, releasing copious amounts of shrapnel into the Mary Sues, killing one of them, and wolfarc erases another, and dimentio wanders into the last one, and it dies tragically, at the hands of the recurring ‘villain’, since obviously the enemy of the Sues is a bad guy. Right? Tabbune casts Blizzard, freezing some of the endermen in place.

Tartar unleashes a blast of temporal energy that reduces a large number of the undead mobs in the area to dust. Pillow cuts through even more of them, as does the Leviathan. Suddenly, a huge roar is heard in the air above… the Laittlecruiser has arrived. The Godmodder looks up at it and rolls his eyes. He is about to throw another attack to try and destroy it, only for Sora to show up and hit him over the head with Ultima. Tartar shouts out to everyone the location of the Universal Reset Button.

That’s fairly far in enemy territory. There won’t be any reinforcements, since the gods can’t be contacted currently because comms are still down, and they’re all busy thinking that this is just keeping the Sues from escaping from the gates. You all pile on the Laittlecruiser while the Godmodder struggles to get away from his adversaries. You are forced to leave the Leviathan behind, but it’ll follow you, wrecking a path through the Sues to rejoin you in a few rounds.

The Laittlecruiser launches forwards, and you watch as the Leviathan follows behind you, slowly falling behind, but then you see someone else engage in the fight with the godmodder; the Anti-Monitor. The devil of the pantheon. The fight goes downhill, and the godmodder is able to break free, now he’s following you too. Arceus, Goku and Sora are finally able to slam the Anti Monitor down to the ground below, and pursue, so they’ll arrive after, but the Anti-Monitor is following them. considering his connections with the Sues… If he arrives, this battle is going to end very quickly.

There on top of a high hill, overlooking the entire battle, are six figures. Paradise and zbse prepare to use their limit breaks to end it quickly only to discover that the golden orbs have all been extinguished! Edward looks up and points at your group, and those around him prepare to fight. Hopefully this is it, the final confrontation. If you don’t win here, there’s no telling how long this conflict could wage, or if the godmodder would even lose.

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The Battlefield

Pursuing: 5 rounds

The Anti-Monitor [PG]

Pursuing: 4 rounds

Goku, Arceus, Sora [AG]

Pursuing: 3 rounds

The Godmodder: Hp:1/100

Pursuing: 2 rounds

The Leviathan [AG]

The Hill

Edward Cullen [PG]

Bella [PG] Renesmee [PG] Jacob Black [PG] Alice Cullen [PG] Rosalie Hale [PG]

Sparklepires x13 [PG] God-Mode Sues x3 [PG] Mary Tzus x3 [PG] Black Hole Sues x3 [PG] Standard Sues x30 [PG]

The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. Energy:750/750. Nuke: 0/10. Supply: 0/300.

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

Solar, fseftr, tartar, shiny, infinity, jondanger, spino, earl, augmentor, tabbune, coolstar, engie, trip, hyena, datguy, sacred, wolfarc, dimentiosome, paradise, zbse [P]

amp [P] powered armor [A]

pillow [P] The Terrarian [A]

herobrine [P] The Sword of Promised Memes [A]

edited 11th Jul '15 1:41:26 PM by pionoplayer

Okay. Yeah, let's save it for some special attack then. And yeah, I'll try to stick here for a bit.

...I MISSED EVERYTHING RELEVANT, AND I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER MY CHARGE LEVEL! I'M COMPLETELY USELESS HERE!

Yes, probably the best policy

Read the short summary in the OP if you need help.

I chuckle, then walk over to the God-Mode Sues.

"Evening, fellas. I'm going to have to request that y'all die now."

And with that statement, I eat them. Due to the manner of eating I have, I don't really need to bother with mashing them up into some sort of... stuff... like most beings would.

I 'write in' some battle music, giving buffs to all entities fighting Godly (The Godmodder, Arceus, ETC.) Entities. Luckily, that includes God-Mode Sues... SUE COUNTER! [[youtube:ZIYfraRTcAs]]

edited 11th Jul '15 4:15:23 PM by Wolfarc732

I put on some music, and waltz over to the Sparklepires. 'Ello, ladies and gents They look at me confused. care to join me for some brunch? Two of them accept. Well too bad! Kapow! Then those two explode.

edited 11th Jul '15 3:18:07 PM by Jondanger23

@herobrine You know what to do. I'll pm you the specials. Nvm found time.

@everyone Lord Heroine has control of the Laittlecrusier

Ending RP

There you go guys, she's on loan this time so try not to wreck it. I'm gonna find a way out of here, eventually.

Meanwhile at Omnversal Inc. Main hangar

Production status?

On schedule, first one's complete, resources for the second are in place, but there's something else..

What?

The prototype is missing, just vanished into thin air. Here this is the security feed.

What the... Give me a copy of this video and delete the copies. Tell no one that this happened and take this check and dissapear. That's an order.

With the grunt out of the room, Victor plays the footage frame by frame until he comes across the frame after the Laittlecrusier dissapears. In place of a warship, there is a portal into improbability; on the other side of it, is a man typing with his only arm onto a crude computer, the same one who sent the Laittlecrusier to the players.

You're alive you glorious son of a b***h.

Farewell everyone, don't disappoint me.

edited 12th Jul '15 7:51:38 AM by Laitome

I casually produce my Fusion Lance again, load it with two fuel cells at once, spin up the reaction chamber until it empties both cells, replace them, refine the settings until it's working as intended, and take a shot at Edward Cullen, wide-angle fusing plasma obliterating everything within twenty feet of him instantly, smaller point-defense guns sweeping the surrounding area for attempts to escape. And then the 'Lance fires again with the second two cells, blasting away the still-roiling cloud of nuclear flame, along with any stunned enemies within.

Berserker tactics are fun. Of course, in twelve tonnes of powered armor and equipped with directed nuclear weapons, even berserkers need to do math.

I dig a pit trap, then set up a sign with an arrow pointing at it. I also paint a red X on it.

I attempt to use my CHARM and CHARISMA on the Sues to make them believe I have fallen head over heels for them.

Oh, dearest women! Why art thoust antagonizing us? It's clear we stand no chance against you! Oh, I just wish we could work together for a common goal...I wish we could work together...

Tareme Eyes.

I want to love you. I want to be with you forever. I want to follow your every whim. But there's one itty-bitty thing I need your help with, and I'll make every one of your innumerable dreams come true. I need you...to...well, DESTROY THE GODMODDER.

Even if I don't win them over, maybe they'll start tearing each other apart for me. I dunno.

   200/1000   

edited 11th Jul '15 7:52:01 PM by Dimentiosome

I put on my hive pack. I spectre boot over to renesmee and slam an odd helmet with a funnel on her head. And then I toss a bunch of beenades down the funnel and close it. Not the bees indeed .

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Leviathen trudges on through the battlefield, eating all in its path.

edited 13th Jul '15 7:22:19 AM by pillowmantis

Landing atop the Laittlecruiser, I survey the entire battlefield.

"Listen to the sounds of your own extinction."

Bringing both hands on my sword of memes, I stare down the world.

"You want me to put the hammer down?" "I'LL PUT THE HAMMER DOWN!"

With that, I stab the sword into the laittle cruiser.

With a tremendous roar, steel and wire reshape themselves to the will of the tropes. Guns and glasses form on the helm as the entire ship morphs into a giant mecha.

One with the drill that can pierce the heavens.

ALLAHU ACKBAHHHHHHHHRR!!!!!

With one fell swoop, the newly minted HELM OF THE TROPES fires a Wave-Motion Gun laced with '''nuclear sparkel-be-gone at Edward Cullen.

edited 12th Jul '15 6:09:32 AM by LordHerobrine

I get closer to the mecha, and then channel a lightning beam into the wave-motion gun, making it chain a bit to nearby enemies.

I produce a massive mirror, pointing at the the Sues. But it does not reflect them. Instead, it shows each of them this...

edited 12th Jul '15 8:15:08 AM by The_Hyena_King

As I slide my swords out of the last zombie. I tsee something out of the corner of my eye. My attention turns toward it to see Edward.

Something inside me snaps as a animalistic roar escapes my mouth. I run full speed towards him, letting loose a long and vicious attack with my swords.

Aw, vampires? Come o- ah hah hah, you're not even the cool kind.

I don't do anything. Yet.

What exactly are we supposed to do? Destroy Edward before the others arrive?

"Mindless. Thoughtless. Insolent. Disgraceful. Abhorrent... Poor little Edward... These are the worst trait I know off, somehow you've transcended beyond them. Words cannot describe your vileness. Death is too good for you, everything you will now be subjected too is entirely justified... But in the end your justice will be administered by others, I've better things to do."

"Time to head towards the Universal Reset Button."

Together with Carmen, Tartar headed towards the aforementioned spot while defending himself and Carmen from any incoming Mary Sues.

edited 12th Jul '15 2:37:17 PM by Tartar

I'm pretty sure Ed Cullen is dead now guys.

/null

He probably doesn't need further killing.

/null

Plot armor, Amp. Plot armor.