Destroy The Godmodder

A thoughtt....

Mary Sues have plot armor..

Oh crud

MARY SUES HAVE PLOT ARMOR....

...Now I see why he wanted the disgraces. We need plot armor busting skillz here, peeps!

Holy... You weren't kidding when you said a lot was going to happen in the next update O_o Well, Bye bye gods, it was nice meeting y'all. Oh and good job Glass Joe, this is why you're useless.

On a sidenote what was the glowing thingy the Godmodder stole from the Pantheon? Was it the reset button?

As Tartar and Palkia reached the Pantheon they found it, mostly, well... empty. Everyone was gone, even Dialga. However upon seeing the open vault which contained the Universal Reset Button being open Tartar realized the gravity of the situation. "Off to the disgraces, swathes of chaos are converging there."

Saying his goodbyes to Palkia, Tartar opened up a wormhole to the aforementioned destination. He arrived right in the middle of the Battlefield in The Disgraces right in time for Carmen Sandiego to deliver her speech. Feeling inspired he decided to give a speech himself: "Incandescent and virtuous warriors who converge here today, admonish fourth thineselves in your stride towards perfection. Our chronicle is nearing its end. Let us together as one herald the end of this war, and usher in a new age."

Upon finishing his speech, Tartar engaged the Generic Mary Sue in hand to hand combat, further enhancing his abillities by throwing a chronokinetic field around himself which accelerated his movement. Through a series of kicks, punches, grapples and throws which combined techniques from various eastern schools of combat he hoped to in some way bypass his foe's plot armor and deal some damage.

edited 10th Jul '15 9:11:44 AM by Tartar

@tartar:Pretty sure what he grabbed was the Disc of Mojang, or something similar. Though given EVERYTHING that is in the treasury... that still doesn't make much sense and the most powerful thing around. Then again its the Godmodder's statement, so its very likely kinda false.

Right...SOMEBODY! Does ANYONE know if the Dark Knight Cecil Harvey was present in the Area? This will influence my God choice, as I haven't picked any yet!

edited 10th Jul '15 10:48:36 AM by SacredSpirit123

"...Well, balls. I'm not actually sure what to do about the plot armored-"
"ENGAGE THE MARY SUE MOTHERFUCKER."
"...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

The guy from my avatar walks up to the battle, unsheathes his sword, and laughs.

"I'M ABOUT TO HAVE THE TIME OF MY FUCKING LIFE. EXACT SIGHT. CONNECTION."

Beneath the mask, his eyes shine, then he charges and stabs the Mary Sue, thousands of amps of electricity surging through her heart, too much for humans of any kind to survive. Because of the magical way this electricity was generated, the man himself is left totally and completely unharmed.

I shrug, pull out a chainsaw, and charge at the zombies, diving into the crowd with a slowly growing bloodlust.

SURPRISE!

A figure approacheth the Godmodder's Castle...
Perchance he caused less joy, more hassle.
Regardless of result, the intents are clear
He shan't cave in to typical fear
While allies fall and enemies rise
He has come back for another reprise
Even if my plans begin to negatively domino
Here is unorthodoxTetromino!

RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!! (has anyone stolen this yet?)

   200/1000    (not charging)

edited 10th Jul '15 12:39:17 PM by Dimentiosome

omfg its you

btw people can't charge things anymore

but you can still use them

edited 10th Jul '15 12:15:46 PM by Jondanger23

{By the by, my post was me activating my forty-poster to give myself a permanent bonus, and then attacking the GMS with help from said bonus, not using a forty-poster on one enemy.}

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS DTG- IT'S DIMENTIOSOME!

Dude, you missed it. I hauled off a 650 post charge. It was and still is epic.

Also, TO EVERYONE.

I would like to put forth the idea of combining the Laittlecruiser with the Sword of Promised Memes. The Cruiser would get stabbed by the sword and turn into the Helm of the Tropes, which would basically be our Tenga Toppa Gurren Laghann to the Godmodder.

Interested?

Q&A: @pillow: Bruce and the Kraken aren't involved in it, but a random giant shark and squid can be, so that the summon is still legitimate, 'cuz that thing's awesome. @laitome: Okay, here's the thing. I'm reluctant to let you bring it back, since it wouldn't really be fair to everyone else. @tartar: If you mean the shiny thing from the main house, it was the key to Mary Suetopia, if you're referring to the item in the Vault, that was the Universal Reset Button. @sacred: No, it was the announcer from Welcome to Nightvale, and the time for summoning gods is past, sorry. @dimentiosome Welcome back good sir! No, no one stole it, its still available for use, even if it will never reach its full potential. also, I have a question as to the nature of Dimentiosome vs. dimentiosome! Why the heck did that happen? I’ve been going through counting up posts and events for the credits post and I realized that I never noticed that you had been switching back and forth between two accounts.

@everyone: Okay, we're going to have a group consensus. Does anybody mind if Laitome tries to steal the thunder by sending the Laittlecruiser back in? It may be useful, it may not be. There's no telling. So anyone that objects, let me know. It doesn't have to be in public, in can be in a PM, and I won't think less of you for it. Laitome took the spotlight pretty solidly. Anyways, that's enough from me. I'll let you guys decide.

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Jondanger pulls out his medigun and patches up a few minor bruises Carmen accumulated during her trip. Wolfarc reappears out of the midst of the Mary Sue army, cutting through them with his magic pen! Tabbune lobs a fireball into the midst of the skeletons when they try to attack Carmen, killing 10 of them. Pillow combines all of his forces into the ultimate sea monster, The Leviathan has been summoned.

Herobrine’s massive cannon unleashes powerful destruction amongst the mobs, ripping apart a large number of them, made even larger when Leeroy Jenkins himself comes charging through, riding a dragon-form Mary Sue straight through his/her own forces. Solar aims for the eyes, stabbing pencils through the eyes of several spiders, killing them, and amp completely obliterates the generic mary sue. Come on, this one hasn’t ascended, as perfect as she was, wasn’t capable of standing up to a blow like that.

Shiny unleashes a healing burst spell that kills 10 skeletons and 10 zombies. Engie dives into the swarm of zombies with his chainsaw of bloody dismemberment and hacks apart a solid 30 of them. The Leviathan in all its mighty glory begins smashing and stomping and chomping and eating and squishing the various vanilla mobs in its rampage. Carmen Sandiego shrugs, deciding that it’ll work, and sprints up the Leviathan’s back, jumping up off the top of it to reach the dueling gods, she reaches out for the godmodder as she flies past… nabbing something… only to land and roll to have the button which she’d grabbed explode in her face knocking her backwards.

Goku slams into the ground in the middle of the ring your party has begun forming into to fend of the hideous creations that surround you. The godmodder laughs. Hah! You think I’m stupid, don’t you? Well, by this point I suppose it isn’t undeserved, but I’m not. You really think I’d keep the reset button on my person while in the middle of a battle? He spins around as Arceus charges at him from out of the distance, blocks with the Blacklister, and dodges to the side when Goku tries to blast him. Goku flies up to continue his fighting, now aided by Arceus. Carmen growls. Cullen...

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The Battlefield

Showdown

Goku, Arceus [AG]

The Godmodder: Hp:1/100

Below

Creepers x30 [PG] Skeletons x90 [PG] Spiders x55 [PG] Zombies x100 [PG] endermen x25 [PG]

generic Mary Sues x3 [PG]

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

The Leviathan [AG]

Solar, fseftr, tartar, shiny, infinity, jondanger, spino, earl, augmentor, tabbune, coolstar, engie, trip, hyena, datguy, sacred, wolfarc, dimentiosome [P]

paradise, zbse [P] golden orb

amp [P] powered armor [A]

pillow [P] The Terrarian [A]

herobrine [P] The Sword of Promised Memes [A]

edited 10th Jul '15 2:14:14 PM by pionoplayer

I realize now that, with only one canister of fear gas, two katanas, and no bullets left, I am hopelessly outmatched. But when has that stopped anyone here before?

I slide both swords out, both cackling with Saturday Morning Cartoon power. With the first I shout, "By the power of TV Tropes, I have the power!"

With the other sword, I shout, with each swing, "TV, TV, TV, TV Tropers hooooo!"

With those two references out of the way, I stand tall against the horde of smaller enemies and begin to cut them down one by one, starting with the zombies.

edited 10th Jul '15 1:52:37 PM by TheSpinoGuy

I grab the QWIKSCOPURR and quickscope a bunch of skeletons.

GET NOSCOPED- I MEAN, QUICKSCOPED!

Anyways, I approve the return of the Laittlecruiser.

edited 10th Jul '15 2:22:30 PM by Jondanger23

I cast Meteor multiple times on the Skeleton and Creeper armies.

edited 10th Jul '15 5:27:19 PM by InfinityRyujin

I smoke dank weed everyday, and spew the noxious fumes coming out of 4chan's furry thread at every single mob.

Hopefully, it will cause all the creepers to die, all the skeletons to rot, all the mobs to just go back to pyroland and BURN.

-and just to Kill It with Fire, I ignite the gas cloud.

"COMRADES! FIND THE BASTARD TWILIGHT FAMILY. FIND THEM- FIND THEM- FIND THEM AND ERADICATE THEIR ASSES ALL OVER THE MILLENIUM FALCON!"

The offer still stands. Incorperate the Laittlecruiser into the Sword of promised Memes.

Did I mention the Helm of the Tropes would become a giant mech that ya'll can upgrade the snot out of? Nothing like fighting the godmodder in a giant mech fuled by pure awesome.

Who thinks this is a good idea?

edited 10th Jul '15 5:48:13 PM by LordHerobrine

Just realized I haven't posted in days...

I'm perfectly cool with Laitome bringing back the 'Cruiser.

I run through the creepers, getting close enough to as many of them as possible to cause them to self-destruct.

Turning from the first GMS's artistically arranged ashes, I face the other three and level a pair of 30mm autoflak guns, spraying white phosphorous and shrapnel across them from a mixed belt of airburst shells, tearing flesh and searing bone, enough ruin in the air to prevent even a glamorous, sparkling vampire from dodging fast enough for survival.

An evil grin etches upon upon my face. Foolish Mary Sues...I've erased worse than you from existence!

With my Magic Pensword, I lash out violently at the Mary Sues that remain, with screams of Sue-based destruction.

Your plot armor doesn't save you from the Writer! Your oblivion is a Delete button away!

edited 10th Jul '15 7:37:05 PM by Wolfarc732

So...yeah. I'm back for a bit. I probably won't have perfect attendance, but I was bored, so...yeah. I swapped accounts because I figured out I couldn't make my own troper page if I had an exclamation mark in my name, but then I didn't have the patience to make my own page, so...yeah

Seeing as to how I have no clue what's going on, I follow Amperzand and hope for the best.

Would I be able to convert my    200/1000    into a blade, possibly with the ability to absorb 'creative'^* The definition of which can be up to you. attacks and release them at a later point? I'm trying to think of a pun on ADHD.

I vote for letting Dimentiosome do so.

"Well hello there sir. I recommend you not look to me for tactical superiority, but if you find yourself comfortable with berserker tactics and many guns, here's a spare flakkannone."

Who's for me empowering the Cruiser into the Helm of the Tropes?

It'd change the spotlight from just Laito to you and Laito, so it's better than the alternative of just having the 'Cruiser show up as deus ex nukina. Sure. +1.

I'm not the spotlight. At least, I better not be. I'm more of the clean up large swaths of monsters and kill big nusiances.

I've turned into an Anti-Army kind of person.

I can mow down mobs big time. Now, if the Anti-Fortress Cruiser combined with the Anti-Army sword... the mecha created could potentially be.....legendary.

*Speaking with a russian accent* Silly people, the Laitlecruiser belongs to glorious Arstokszka?! Uhm, I mean mother Russia! The means of its production belonged to us all, the benefit of its power should therefore be used to help us in battle. Glorious comrades, this one aprove the return of the Laitlecruiser!

@Piono Uhm, why wasn't my post in the previous update? :( *grumble*

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Having his attack suddenly nullified by the Universal Reset Button Tartar felt ever more threatened by the mere exisstence of the terrifying artifact.

Despite this with renewed conviction he chanted: "Destitute spirits of yonder, hither fourth and give respite to the weary minions of our enemies, and give them a spot in the halls of eternity. Reductio Ad Infinitum ." Suddenly in the middle of the of the surrounding mobs a vortex of temporal energies manifested, aging everything it touched drastically. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Creepers, Skeletons and Zombies to nothingness.

Immediately after Tartar started scanning the surrounding space-time for the coordinates of Universal Reset Button. It had to be around here somewhere, right?

edited 11th Jul '15 3:06:07 AM by Tartar

Notice if you guys want to just vote towards having the sword-crusier merge instead of telling me what you guys know about my ship.

@piono I'll bring it in if people are okay with it I'll wait for your word.

edited 11th Jul '15 5:43:08 AM by Laitome