Destroy The Godmodder

So many new people! My memeification attack must have brought allies out from the whetworks.

Alright, new comrades! Game is simple. We're fighting the godmodder, the game is actually about to end, so sorry.

Expect him to godmod attacks. Your posts will consist of you physically Rpin'g yourself into attacking the Godmodder-

-By godmodding yourselves. Your attacks operate on the rule of cool. The cooler they are, the more effective they will be. On the other hand, please don't break the OP scale, which is there to prevent reality dying on accident.

And keep it Family friendly. The Godmodder does not appreciate Nc-17.

PG = Pro godmodder - Kill them. AG = Against godmodder - Help them. That's us. That's you too. N = Neutral - Depending on what they're doing.

Pionoplayer is the Game Master. You get one action post per master post of Piono. His master posts are obvious, because they're really long and epic.

You can comment as well, but keep it to a minimum. Piono has to read through every single post between his last Master P and his new one, so spare him some slack.

Otherwise, Have at thee! Have fun!

nullpost: Heads up comrades. this time tomorrow I'm gonna be heading off for some trans-atlantic travel, so expect me to be unable to post for a day or three. sorry.

edited 8th Jul '15 10:59:02 PM by paradisedj32

@Piono: I was sick. Too embarrassing to say, but I'm just going to say I need Gas Relief and lots of Fiber now. Anyway, is my God choice fine? I need to be eased back into this.

edited 9th Jul '15 12:28:56 PM by SacredSpirit123

@wolf: Many years? Which timeline have you been in? anyways, silliness aside, welcome back! @sacred: You never finalized your god choice or I'd have it on the list, and I've had a ton of stuff going on, I think I may have forgotten where we were on that. Remind me again who you wanted to bring in?

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Sora blasts SCP-682 in the eyes with light, but the lizard retaliates with another burst of light, Sora, not expecting this, backs up and nearly gets blasted by one of the lizard’s extra appendages, shaped like a gun. Shulk manages to use his future sight to slip himself and the Engineer past the lesser godmodder. Fseftr attempts to use the slime mount exploit on the Moon Lord, but only gets in 5000 damage before getting blasted down by a laser.

Jotaro is unable to target the moon lord because he isn’t in the same area! Trip pulls out the Big gorilla Gun. A large gorilla pokes its head out of the barrel, and before it can be fired, jumps out and begins chasing trip around the hall. Pillow charges his way past the godmodder, dodging under a massive falcon punch, and when he arrives in the vault, steal The Terrarian from the Moon Lord, and begins slamming the yoyo into SCP-682, and since raw combat damage isn’t something that SCP-682 can physically evolve to defeat, it being a metaphysical concept, he is a bit confused, unfortunately, the metaphysical pool of health is ridiculously large, so it is still only making a dent.

Bruce, unfortunately, did not come along for the ride, and begins flailing about on the ground. He’s a big fish though, so he ends up dealing 2 damage to the duplicate godmodder in the process. Godzilla charges into the side hall, breaking things as he goes along, but when he comes to the duplicate godmodder… Oh *bleep* no. He jumps up into the air and lands a powerful FAAALCON! KIIIIICCCKK!!!, staggering the giant monster. Spino drops a flash bang and runs into the main hall… and then realizes that all the action is the other way, so he backtracks.

The twin dragons lower the godmodder’s defense, and then paradise follows up by slamming a bucket on his head and throwing pikmin at him. The godmodder takes no damage from these attacks, but he topples over, and begins flailing around trying to get the pikmin off. Cecil summons his cat, and the selfie actually has an effect. The lizard is standing there, holding fur from the cat and looking slightly confused as to what just happened. Looks like that wasn’t quite enough.

Baleog trips on a few dropped pieces of mechroa tendril, falling face-first when he attempts to sneak past the godmodder, but Erik and tabbune begin point-black-ranging him, dealing 2 damage. Suddenly… the earth rumbles… the ground shakes… And herobrine summons the greatest memeing weapon of all time! The Sword of Promised Memes, the single biggest charge in the entire game, has entered the battlefield!!! As a side effect of the summoning, the Moon Lord is inflicted with confusion this round!

Engi unleashes a stream of unreasonable amounts of cannon fire, the godmodder sticks his head down and it blows away all the pikmin and the bucket… and then Glass Joe leap frogs over the godmodder, slamming his fist into the back of his head mid-jump, sending the godmodder into a face plant and dealing 3 damage. The mechroa slap did not leave a wound, and thus did not leave a spreading wound.

Dialga transforms into Primal Dialga, and tartar and Palkia travel to the Temporal Tower to try and restore Dialga to sanity. In the meantime, Primal Dialga completely fails to hit anybody because of pure, dumb, annoying, luck. Infinity casts Ultima numerous times on the godmodder, dealing 10 damage, but the godmodder mindcontrols the instant-summon Bahamuts, then absorbs them all to restore the damage.

Zbse points to something to distract the godmodder, and the godmodder points at zbse’s face very hard with his fist. Amp jumps forwards, landing on the Moon Lord, and unleashing a powerful grenade that deals 30000 damage to the Moon Lord and blows his head clean off… somehow powerful enough to keep the true eye of cthulhu from spawning to boot! The explosion also destroys all the life wisps.

Tabbune attempts a point-blank range lightning bolt, and manages to get it off for 1 damage, but gets judo flipped into the floor for his troubles. Trip screams at the Moon Lord, it doesn’t hit the Moon Lord, but the godmodder does take 1 damage. It seems the meme boost is powerful enough to allow unaimed attacks to actually hit something! Infinity takes the easy way out and just teleports past the godmodder, casting flare on the Moon Lord, dealing 7500 damage.

Jondanger finally wakes up. Shulk and The Engineer begin laying down attacks on the Moon Lord, dealing 20000 damage together, but the Moon Lord spits out a true eye of Cthulhu which destroys the sentry. Pillow unleashes the Kraken, causing the great squid-god to smash into the room, regardless of available quantities of water, opening up a new route for everyone else; via the wall that is no longer there. The Kraken swipes its tentacles across everything, knocking SCP 682 to the side, and deals 22500 damage to the Moon Lord, knocking out the last true eye of cthulhu and revealing the final core.

Primal Dialga’s rampaging manages to deal 10000 damage to the Moon Lord, and tartar further damages his eternity engine. Who knows? The flavor text value might turn it into a useful chehov’s gun. The godmodder moves to block Godzilla, but in the process of brawling with the giant lizard, lets spino get past. Spino drops his cans of fear gas… only to realize that the Godmodder is wearing a gas mask.

In the side hall, the gods decide that enough is enough, and it’s time to stop stalling. This guy isn’t even a quasideity and he’s stopped them. They unleash an ever-loving beat down on the godmodder, finished up by Glass Joe unleashing the 180 post charge in a massive charge up punch to rival even Little Mac’s, which on its own deals 15 of the damage. The godmodder falls over, protesting his ‘unjust’ death. Nobody listens. They’re all too busy moving on to the next room.

In the Vault, everyone is recovering from amp’s nuke, the Kraken getting wedged into the room, and the like, the Moon Lord, confused, begins spraying the phantasm laser in every direction imaginable, preventing Wario and Waluigi from getting close… when suddenly… there’s Lucifer, right up at its chest. He reaches into the core, and a massive eruption of magical power explodes out of the core. Moon Lord killed.

The Godmodder turns around. Really!? I need to get some better allies. Doesn’t matter though nooblets. I have a few tricks of my own. For instance, I, just like you, am capable of unleashing stupidly large amounts of firepower in stupidly small amounts of t- Everyone else from the fight in the side hall arrives. You’ve got to be kidding me. Even more useless than I remembered. Lucifer is suddenly standing by him, and the godmodder swings the Blacklister around, a short and extremely intense showdown commences between the two of them, with blows being traded back and forth at extremely high speeds.

Lucifer lands a fire-covered fist near the Godmodder, who ducks, rolls under him, and brings the Blacklister up into Lucifer’s backside, launching him across the room. Anyone else!?!? Yes, everyone else. Everyone else, in fact, happens to include everyone else in the room.

A massive fight ensues, the godmodder dodging and weaving, using his skills gained from numerous attacks involving Touhou characters to dodge out of impossible situations, slamming cold steel into face after face, until the various gods are arrayed around him, on the ground, either groaning in pain, trying to catch their breath, or trying to find a better way to get at him, (or in the case of Bruce and the Kraken, flopping about on the floor, gasping for breath.)

Alright then you punks! Time for you all to learn something very important! I’m the designated villain here! Always have been, and I’ve been biding my time, playing the stats and getting my sorry butt kicked this entire time. Just. Like. I. Always. Do. The godmodder spits. But that ends here. For once I’m gonna come out on top. Maybe not in a big spectacular way, but I will. I swear to the Narrative and back that I am going to And Glass Joe leaps up from the ground in front of the godmodder’s feet, having performed his most brilliant fake-out ever, and shoryukens the godmodder.

The godmodder goes flying backwards, the determined frenchman sticking a three point landing as the godmodder’s head collides with the last keypad in front of the vault with a crack, dealing 1 damage. Glass Joe is halfway through Vive La France when a robotic tone is heard ‘final password correct. Opening vault.’ Glass Joe stops and stares in horror. This did not go as intended. At all.

The godmodder climbs to his feet surrounded in a golden aura, and cackles maniacally. Finally,a real victory. His plan is nearing completion. He jumps up and swipes the item within before anyone can see what it is, but Lucifer has turned pale. Suddenly, numerous other major gods arrive in the doorway. Cosmos, Superman, Goku, and others. The godmodder laughs. Too late suckers!!!, and with a quiet pop, he has disappeared.

He’s heading to the Disgraces! A madcap dash begins, with everyone flying as quickly as they can out in the direction of the gates of Mary Suetopia… Dark clouds are gathering on the horizon. Somehow, your group makes it first, and you all arrive to discover that you are too late. The godmodder stands swinging the comically oversized key from his hands, the doors to the gate of Mary Suetopia slowly opening, the two guards who once stood watch lying unconscious to either side.

Guess its the end of the line, huh punks? KAME!!! Oh what now? HAME!!! Oh gorilla. Goku, having claimed Aghanim’s scepter from the vault, used an enormous spirit bomb, channeled by many of the denizens of tvtropes, and then absorbed it. Up and coming is the most powerful kamehameha the universe has ever seen. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

The godmodder raises up something with his off hand, seemingly trying to protect himself, but to no avail. The massive blue beam of energy slams into him, slamming him backwards through the gate. The forces of the pantheon wash forwards, beating back the Sues, Stus and terror mobs that attempt to rush out through the barely opened barrier, and pulling the gates closed once the key is recovered. That’s it. It looks like it's finally over...

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Within the halls of Mary Suetopia, the high king of the Disgraces stands atop a hill, overlooking the armies of both his design and the godmodder’s. This was not part of the plan. He turned around as a golden bolt trailed through the sky towards him, tracing the path of the blue light that had sent that very object flying into the depths of the home of the Disgraces mere seconds before. The godmodder lands on the hilltop next to Edward Cullen and brushes himself off.

“You failed.” No. I suffered a momentary setback. Goku happened to wielding a particularly powerful artifact at the time. He wasted his energy, and we now know who has the scepter. I will be reclaiming it shortly. “How do you intend to do that? We’ve been locked back in. No more than a few of us at once can get out!” Let me demonstrate the reason why I had so many gods chasing me a moment ago. He pulls out a small disc with a yellow center and spins it.

This is an artifact of power beyond what you’ve ever seen. I’ve used it sparingly before now to avoid being sniffed out before the time had come. Well, the time has come. He grasps the Blacklister in his hands, spins it once, opens up a slot, and inserts the disc. He is immediately surrounded by the most powerful golden glow yet. Alright then. It’s showtime. And he jumps forward, the streak of golden energy trailing behind him.

Everyone outside is beginning to disperse. A tense situation has been diffused. Your group stands around, barely able to believe how abruptly the Godmodder was banished. After over a year of fighting him, it can’t possibly be this easy… Well, how about that. You are about to leave, one and all when you notice the glow. You all turn to face the wall, and the gods begin doing the same. A golden glow is growing, spilling over the wall. Someone realizes what’s about to happen and shouts to brace the gates, but too late, they are cut off mid-sentence by the gates being blown off their hinges entirely.

Knock knock mothergorillas.

Behind him are the armies of Mary Suetopia, and enormous force of mutant mobs, even a handful of terrors, and endless numbers of regular mobs. Truly a force to be reckoned with. And all of them have just been unleashed. This horrible army of unspeakable evil pours out upon the land, and due to gods of time and space being involved, soon gods are arriving to fight this threat. The godmodder looks directly at your group, points the Blacklister upwards, and the golden energy spirals upwards, empowering the forces of the Mary Sues, extending the power of their homeland, allowing them to retain the powers they believe they have.

The forces wash over you, and you are nearly swept away. Somehow, by providence (And the power of memes and jondanger’s yoyo of death) you are able to stay together, and fight out a ring around yourselves. The gods you travelled here with are nowhere to be seen. The godmodder floats down into your midst. So here we are. I guess its time to end th He suddenly swivels and bats the incoming spirit bomb right back at Goku, causing the surprised Saiyan to drop the scepter, where it tumbles down into the hordes of Mary Sues below.

The godmodder rises up into the air. Fine. I’ve got bigger fish to fry, survive if you can. He rises into the air to confront Goku and the approaching Superman. Its time for a showdown. It appears to be out of your hands. Even with the power of memes, it would stretch any of you to the limits of your power to even touch him in his current state… what possible thing could Hello again. Carmen Sandiego steals into the center of your group.

I’ll bet you’re all wondering what I’m doing here. No, actually, that’s one puzzle you’ve probably already put together. The Disgraces need to be put down, but this is going to be a long and painful process with him she points upwards still in the game. And this entire fight needs to be retconned. The godmodder is dueling with the two of them. Superman charges straight at him, apparently saying some sort of one-liner, but his voice can be heard rising, and you just barely make out waitwhyishishammerglowinggreen before he gets slammed in the face with a kryptonite-coated hammer, launching him away at high speeds.

Carmen winces. The punk got ahold of the Universal Reset Button when he raided the vault, and we can’t undo all of this without the thing. In fact, he could probably reboot us back to here every time he loses until we either take it from him or he wins. So we need to just take it from him here and now. Can you guys distract him long enough for me to use my powers to get up there?

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How to Play

Welcome to the grand finale! This is going to be a little bit of a breather round, provided you guys don't have difficulty getting Carmen up towards the godmodder. The thing will hit full swing as soon as you guys get her up there.

Just so you know, you're going to need to keep Carmen alive if you want to win.

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The Battlefield

Showdown

Goku [AG]

The Godmodder: Hp:1/100

Below

Creepers x50 [PG] Skeletons x100 [PG] Spiders x100 [PG] Zombies x150 [PG]

Generic Mary Sue [PG]

Carmen Sandiego [AG]

Solar, fseftr, tartar, shiny, infinity, jondanger, spino, earl, augmentor, tabbune, coolstar, engie, trip, amp, hyena, datguy, sacred [P]

paradise, zbse [P] golden orb

pillow [P] The Terrarian [A]

herobrine [P] The Sword of Promised Memes [A]

edited 9th Jul '15 5:56:15 PM by pionoplayer

Most recent idea was Xerneas and Yveltal. Or maybe Kain Highwind riding Yveltal for Rule of Cool. Is Cecil Harvey in there?

Uh, Sacred, what've ya been through?

@sacred: Okay, link to their pages in the pantheon please.

@Piono: Okay. but really, is some form of Cecil Harvey in the area? That's one of the reasons I want to go with Kain.

@Engie: Those meds aren't Noodle Implements. What would I possibly need Gas Relief and Fiber for?

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>ENGIE: give HUG to SACREDSPIRIT123

I'm not quite sure, but it sounds pretty bad.

edited 9th Jul '15 2:28:51 PM by engie

Lol, thanks. And it starts with a C and ends with an N, with 10 letters in the middle. I won't type it because I'm squeamish.

I'm bad at guessing.

That's enough engie, we don't need an in-depth description of sacred's operation. Really. We have better things to do. Such as read what I've posted while I type up the rest of the cutscene.

...I MISSED THE FREAKING GAME?!? Well, looks like it didn't really matter whether I picked a God or not...

edited 9th Jul '15 4:07:10 PM by SacredSpirit123

Which one? the one where you only needed the Destiny CORE game to play well, and there wasn't completely RNG loot. Also, I'm seriously THIS late, I see...

The thing seems to be that the team as a whole saves up competency and then uses it in one stellar burst, ending things when no one expects it (at the cost of making other things drag on pointlessly for a while).

Or maybe it isn't the end...

I pull out my medigun and start healing Carmen.

Wolfarc732 puts down sword, picks up pen...

"Out of the void that is D&D, Destiny, and Tower of Saviors, I cometh..." Wolfarc has Rejoined the Fight, with his Pen Sword of Fanfic Magic!

edited 9th Jul '15 6:29:57 PM by Wolfarc732

I Fireball anything that attacks Carmen.

207 charge activate.

I absorb all the biomass in my hammerspace, as well as Bruce and the kraken, into a big blob. Using my abilities, I shape it into an abomination called THE LEVIATHAN.

The leviathan is my masterpiece. It is a glorious chimera of all that has gone into it. It's main body resembles a whale/shark hybrid and it moves around using the numerous tentacles coating it, all tentacles not used for walking act as the wall of flesh's hungry. Numerous stonefish spikes coat the tentacles and body. The main body itself carries an immense electric charge.

It's first attack is to fall on the battlefield and start attacking all the myriad monsters advancing with a swarm of hungry tendrils.

my first and only summoned creature, I hope I did okay

edited 9th Jul '15 8:48:06 PM by pillowmantis

Whelp.. I know one Fuckmothering vampire who is going to be positively pissed at this. He just might be more pissed than when that little twat blew up his 70 inch. Plasma flat screen TV...

He's missing all of this.

In commemoration of his missing everything out, the Sword of Promised memes morphs into an anti-tank weapon. Magnificently holding the ten foot long behemoth with one hand, I moonwalk dodge every mob attack coming at me, and roar.

   B*TCHES LOVE CANNONS!   

The Unobtainum round that flies out of the end of the BFG, tears a bloody hole full of gibs and glorious green goo straigh through all the mobs and clears a path straight towards the godmodder.

LEERROOOYYYYY JEEEEENKIIIINSS!!!!

Memes used:

• B's Love cannons - Hellsing Ultimate Abriged.
• Moonwalking - Michael Jackson
• Leroy Jenkins - Wow meme.

edited 9th Jul '15 10:18:17 PM by LordHerobrine

Welp. There goes Cecil. Back to using stabby pencils.

Aim for the eyes!

My body, caught in the center of a nuclear blast destructive enough to decapitate a Great Old One, is a burned husk, psykic energies flickering around it as the echoes of failed defenses crumble away what remains of my Terminator armor. After a moment, the entire thing collapses in ash.

It would appear that I died. How very unfortunate.

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C'mon, I know I had this figured out.

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Hurry up.

Dammit why isn't this- OH GOD THE PAIN

Abruptly a portal into hammerspace opens, impossibly, from the other side, and spits out something massive and black, with seven arms, all but one of the prosthetic. My prototype demimech suit, apparently repaired and upgraded during its time in hammerspace. After a moment, it finishes startup, stretches itself out, runs through a diagnostic, and renders the visor transparent. This reveals a completely different person inside, very clearly not me. Though there's something about the eyes, the expression of unpleasantly cheerful bloodlust... Oh, right, I'm a bodysnatching [gorilla]hole, this is probably some unlucky sap I had in cold storage until I needed a spare. Heh.

"Right then, so sorry for the wait. I'M BACK, [gorillas], EAT DIRECTED FUSION!"

I warp directly in front of the Generic Mary Sue, grab her by the unutterably perfect in every way limbs and head with five of my prostheses, use my remaining arms to level the new Fusion Lance I came out of hammerspace with and fire, a wide-angle blast of fusing plasma burning the impossibly beautiful little [female dog] into tear-jerkingly tragic irradiated ashes.

"AND STAY DOWN."

I blast the undead mobs (Skeletons & Zombies) with my best 0-Charge group healing spell.

Finally, a use for my skillset.

Wow this looks like the time for some intervention from beyond and by that I mean the Laittlecrusier, if you don't mind piono.

Hmm, improbability space, not much I can do here. Well let's just mess around here.

Are you sure? This ain't the stablest of places. There aren't even any horses around.

Why the hell not? Its not like we've got anything to lose. Here give me your stop sign and steel plate.

Building a crude computer with the clown's steel plate, stop sign, and the few bits of technology I have on me, I manage to send a message to all players through improbability. They all hear it as a voice in their heads.

Hello? This thing working? If it is listen closely. The difference between sending a message and sending a battleship through improbability isn't that much so I can send you guys a Laittlecrusier, but I need to make sure you won't waste it.

SO HERE IS HOW IT WILL WORK

I only have one Laittlecrusier to give away so I'll run a little contest.

Here's how it will work:

People that want the Laittlecrusier will pm me as many details as they know about it barring flavor text so the stats of the Laittlecrusier , as many facts as possible. Whoever has the most amount of correct details will be pm'd the full details and given ownership of the Laittlecrusier.

I will be the judge.

DUE DATE: TWO UPDATES FROM NOW GO!

edited 10th Jul '15 7:21:01 AM by Laitome