Destroy The Godmodder

That... was... AWESOME!

@ Herobrine: We've been had! I was told that you were planning a coming of the tropes, but we got a coming of the memes instead.

I'd complain more, but the sheer awesome of your post is about to make my mind get blown. excuse me.    BOOM   

"Now then, let's see..."

I get back up, give the godmodder a very pissed off stare, then pull out a cannon that honestly looks like it should normally be mounted on starships. Truth be told, that's because it IS normally mounted on starships. I proceed to unleash an unreasonable amount of personal firepower on the godmodder.

However, this was mostly a distraction - Glass Joe promptly punches the godmodder in the back of the head mid-barrage, then quickly dodges out of the way of any retaliatory attacks.

The wound left by the Mechroa tendril slap starts spreading...

Okay, doing a Q&A right now to decrease the time that it'll take to update, hope you folks don't mind. You can still make posts though.

@trip: Language... @pillow: Alrighty then.

That was literally amazing, that Fate/Stay Unlimited Bladeworks memefication was awesome. On a sidenote, I'll be back in 4 days and can resume posting regularly again.

The continued barrage of awe inspering attacks had continually put a huge strain on the temporal-continuum. And the coming of the tropes (In reality the coming of memes...) was the final straw that broke the camel's back... The events had disturbed the Temporal Tower that was the domain of Dialga and had tampered with the Time Gears that made sure Time in all Universes flowed properly. The many attacks and events had caused the Temporal Tower to destabilize and the Time Gears to halt in their tracks, which started corrupting time itself! This sent shockwaves throughout the the universe as time everywhere started to corrupt.

This caused Dialga to transform into Primal Dialga, its corrupted (and    EVIL   ) counterpart. All around it time started to twist, pull and corrupt. Randomly things started getting erased from the space-time continuum. Immediately Palkia and Tartar left the area by jumping through a wormhole towards the Temporal Tower, to fix the disaster. But this would likely take a turn.

Meanwhile Primal Dialga went into a berserkers rage fursiouly attacking SCP-682 with its newfound strength and corruption. As lunacy slowly overtook the mind of Dialga, it fell deeper and deeper into a trance of madness and its corruption grew, affecting everything around it.

Would the Temporal Warrior and his trusty ally Palkia make it in time to save Dialga, or would they arrive to late`Find out in the next chapter of DTG! I've been reading too much Three Kingdoms ...

edited 8th Jul '15 8:47:56 AM by Tartar

I triplecast Ultima on the Godmodder in the side hall, and then I summon every incarnation of Bahamut and have them use their signature attacks.

edited 7th Jul '15 2:25:23 PM by InfinityRyujin

I point to something away from the godmodder and then run pash him.

Alright, I'm back from being in the Hospital for two days. I'm fine now. What'd I miss? Oh, and I think I'm going with Xerneas and Yveltal.

this thread rn◊

I stare at our indestructible reptilian friend for a moment, then warp straight past it, taking a dogleg shortcut through the Void itself, appear out of nowhere directly atop the Moon Lord's head, trailing absolute nothingness from every gap in my armor, press my right hand against the thing's flesh, and there is a quiet ping noise.

20/20 Expended!

The little grenade in my hand is primed, sending a signal to the odd flashbulb in one end of the lead tube that constitutes the main structure of the device. The flashbulb sparks twice, then fires, spawning a directional burst of radiation in a very precise frequency towards the tiny disk of Hafnium held in the other end by little metal claws.

Said tiny disk ceases to be, radiating itself away into nothingness within minute fractions of a second. This is not immediately obvious to anything else in the area, since in the doing so it created a good few terajoules of energy, in the form of intense gamma radiation. Were this a vacuum, every living thing within a hundred meters would have instantly died. This isn't a vacuum, this is one atmosphere of pressurized gas. Extremely intense gamma radiation interacts in an unpleasant way with such comparatively thick gasses, namely by igniting them in an extremely violent explosion.

Extremely violent.

Eleven-point-three-five-two kilotons, in fact. Slightly less than the weapon that reduced Hiroshima to a burning wasteland.

Even such a very small nuclear blast is incredibly destructive in an enclosed space, which this is, by the standards of nuclear weapons. I almost certainly didn't survive. Or, at least, this body didn't. I have a good feeling about the Moon Lord's needing a really, really big lead-lined ash urn made and leaving the neighborhood funeral home owners set for several generations.

{Also, for clarity's sake, I expend my 40-post armor charge this turn[not to keep this particular body alive], but it, and the flavor text for it, come into effect next turn.}

edited 7th Jul '15 4:42:41 PM by Amperzand

As some of you may have been able to discern, I wasn't able to finish the Q&A. Then the computers cut out. Long story short, I can't do an update tonight. Possibly not tomorrow night either.

However, because of my own impromptu update failure, I feel I can hand out that rarest of special candies...

Everyone gets an extra post, and as bonus compensation, it will all be in one round, so no extra attacks to give you grief in the meanwhile.

Anyways, on to finishing that Q&A.

@paradise: Oh, well that's a bit sad. Thanks for the heads up.

@solar: And? This is DTG I get to choose from the most (in)convenient point in time in a continuity. That's sort of a theme in the franchise that I haven't been very good at following along with.

@herobrine: All hail the prince of memes! although Modpack might want to have a word with you...

@tartar: Okay, a lot is probably going to happen, just so you know.

@sacred: The hospital? Dude, what happened?

@amp: Okay then.

Baleog, now hopefully in the vault, tries to grab the Aghanim's Scepter from the SCP 682 and pass it to Herobrine. Get that Aghanim's Scepter and give it to Herobrine!

Erik and Olaf sneaks to the Vault.

I get even closer to the godmodder, and cast a Lightning Bolt at the godmodder's face from point blank range.

edited 7th Jul '15 5:13:32 PM by Tabbune

PREPARE TO GET MEME'D ON

I summon a Rare Pepe, which REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's loudly at the normie that is the Moon Lord. Loud enough to emit sonic waves at him, in fact.

jotaro doesn't stop chucking rocks.

The Bahamuts continue to attack the godmodder in the hall, while I teleport into the room with SCP-682. I then triplecast Flare on the Moon Lord.

edited 7th Jul '15 7:04:13 PM by InfinityRyujin

Since 682 is doubtless done for, Cecil and I move onwards towards the Godmodder.

...Do you have a plan, Solar?

...Ish. Can't tell you.

Reassuring.

It should be.

Me, still being knocked out, sits there. Shulk stabs the Moon Lord while The Engineer puts down a sentry gun. If the Moon Lord is dead Shulk stabs the greatest thing of importance in the room.

Well, I do want there to be a meaningful delay before my 40-post goes off, but I do have an action for just now. Not yet though, because I want flavortext and OHGODTIMECONSTRAINTS.

It's time to... RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

The kraken bursts into the room, swiping at everything I deem hostile thanks to some tentacle manipulation.

The sheer majesty of herobrines charge makes me shed a single tear.

edited 8th Jul '15 8:14:11 AM by pillowmantis

Barreling forthwith, I hop on a Nayn Cat and begin blessing everyone on the battlefield with discounts from Lord Gaben, which discounts the amount of effectiveness any attack from PG players have on us.

Since I have no idea what's going to happen with my first unleashing, this is the only thing I'm going to do.

Tip: It seems there's only two people who have hopped on the Meme train. Hop on board people.

Upon detecting the explosion of 'raw memetic awesome' from the other room, I immediatly spring into action. Latias and a bunch of white and blue and red pikmin swarm around the bootleg godmodder, creating a distraction. meanwhile, I put my meme hat on. Which, in this case, is a rather stereotypical turban.

Latios lands, and a whole bunch of yellow pikmin carrying highly explosive bomb rocks climb onto his back/ I climb on too, carrying a rather large rocket launcher. Latios begins to levitate, and as he does a boom box mounted on the fourth wall begins playing some familiar music.

Suddenly, in a carefully timed move, Latias charges DIRECTLY at the bootleg godmodder, accompanied by a loud shout of    ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!   . It's all timed so that just as we crash into the bootleg godmodder, I fire my rocket launcher and Latios uses dragon pulse at point blank range, followed 0.1 seconds later by all the bomb rocks exploding. this all combines to a MASSIVE blast that sends everyone (except a few now-ded pikmin) flying all over the place.

Even if this didn't KO the bootleg godmodder, there should now be a big hole in the wall behind him that's much easier to sneak through now.

Getting up soot-covered, I give off a final taunt before by turn ends: huh. guess that that unexpected jihad was sufficiently unexpected. then again, that was the BOOTLEG godmodder, not the real one.

I get an army of Auraxian Trees and start launching them at the God Modder. The fiendish, indestructible monsters hit the God Modder with incredible force.

If I had successfully gotten past the godmodder, I ignite my hand on fire and try to hit the Moon Lord with a flaming uppercut.

@piono It's not like I'm going to be gone. I'll just have more than 15 minutes (and auto-correct...) at my disposal when creating these posts.

While Primal Dialga continued violently thrashing around and spewing fourth random sallies Aura Spheres and Flash Cannons at whatever seemed most threatening to it (which conveniently enough was the PG forces!) Tartar and Palkia arrived in front of the Temporal Temple which housed the Time Gears.

Tartar and Palkia entered the ominous Tower and quickly fought their way through the first 13 floors and its endless hordes of Zubats and Bronzors. At this point in time Palkia did most of the fighting, since Tartar's temporal powers seemed to be unresponsive with the current state of the Time Gears. The duo proceeded to fight their way up to the 24. and final floor, the Temporal Pinnacle. Here they saw the 5 time gears whoose movement had been frozen in place.

The Time Gears were surrounded by a corrupted temporal field that prevented time from flowing. Palkia tried using Spatial Rend, but the attack was just frozen in place by the field. Tartar tried using his temporal powers to nullify the field but to no avail. Everything seemed hopeless?

But suddenlly... Tartar remembered the Destroyed Eternity Engine he had been holding onto. If he could just revive its power for but a moment, they'd have a chance at restoring the time-gears.

*Using 22 charges of meringue batter*

Combining the powers of the charge with the destroyed Eternity Engine the Eternity Engine Sprung back to life, if only for but a round. Brimming with Power, Tartar activated the Temporal Circuit inside the Eternity Engine and started absorbing the corrupted temporal field. The massive amount of corruption entered the Eternity Engine and wrecked its components beyond belief, and the Eternity Engine was several times close to being overloarded by the corruption, but in the end the field was absorbed fully, at the cost of the destruction of the Eternity Engine's components. With the corruption field gone, time and the Time Gears started moving naturally again. Promtly Primal Dialga turned back into Dialga.

And while the Eternity Engine had been overloaded by the corruption of the Temporal Field the corruption still lingered inside the vessel. The destroyed husk of the once proud weapon now brimmed with corrupted temporal energies. To give this new item a more fitting name Tartar renamed the Eternity Engine into the Corruption Crucible, perhaps it could be used in the fighting in the pantheon. And while it probably wouldn't last more than a single discharge, it would hopefully help the cause.

Whoa, this turned into a long post O_o

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edited 8th Jul '15 9:38:56 AM by Tartar

After many years, and arduous bouts of forgetfullness...I RETURN!

edited 8th Jul '15 4:38:20 PM by Wolfarc732

I am nearly stunned by the epic display of the memes. Not realy, but it was impressive. How can I possibly measure up to such awesomeness?

Thats almost a task in futility.

Instead I slide into the Main Hall, tossing two of the three remaining canisters of Fear Gas at the Godmodder.

Godzilla continues to grapple with the SCP 682, but smacks the Moon Lord with his tail. Somehow he does this without realizing.