Destroy The Godmodder

Having just thrashed through the Godmodder (which apparently didn't make it into the past round, *sigh*) Tartar and the Dragons continued running deeper into the house, awaiting whatever horror would be sent their way.

"Stop flaunting your powers and indulging your own power fantasies by trying to waste time on this godmodder, he's useless it seems. Go for the main target, before he comes up with some horrific way of torturing us, like we're torturing this fella."

I go into the main house while carrying bruce by his barnacles and supporting his breathing by levitating sea water around him by the plankton in it. Anyone who attacks me is getting turned into his snack.

Me and the rest of my party advance.

I'm going on a trip tomorrow, so expect less posts from me.

edited 2nd Jul '15 2:04:36 PM by Jondanger23

One of the lion-shaped pieces of my collective opens a small portal, and retrieves a severely charred hat. It's Red Mage's. He then uses it to cast a poorly balanced spell that is actually does more damage when defended against than when it hits normally. At the Godmodder, the one we've spent the entire game fighting.

Nu-13, thankfully in her Emotionless Girl state, Rather than her Yandere one, activates her Drive, Sword Summoner. Huge phantom blades bursting from the ground in a line towards the Godmodder.

8/100: Back up plan. 2/100: God-slaying (not /that/ kind of god, though) equipment. HELD~

Can I just combine those charges?

• 1's for Sacred, Jondanger, Tabbune.

Sora and I move onward, leaving the whimpering Godmodder behind.

Hyena, you missed the master post.

Charges have been completely stricken. You may no longer charge. At all.

@hyena/herobrine:You can however combine them as you want, including donating them wholesale to others. And herobrine, you now know how I felt... oh most of this game.

Oh, you were trying to get the mobs to passively leave?

No, but the sheer amount of random derp clogging up clear plans gets very aggravating.

I have Dethklok perform their coffee jingle, and Eddie sets up the stage, with louder equipment and even hotter coffee.

Anybody have any idea where everyone's disappeared to? We can't have lost that many people to Terraria 1.3...

Q&A: @herobrine: This guy isn't actually from Godcraft. He's from the version of DTG from within tvtropes. @everyone: I'd call you guys horrible were you people not just being Genre Savvy. I'm on the fence whether or not I should kick you people in the face for what you just did, because as horrible as it was, you guys have done worse and the godmodder deserved it completely. @jondanger: Welp, there goes another good player. Have fun on your trip. @jindra: You think its bad here? Trust me, it's way, way worse in the main thread to the point where twin can almost always successfully predict what we will as a group by looking around and thinking "Hmm... how many blatantly destructible objects that look destroyable are there? Those will all be destroyed, and nothing else, no matter how obviously plot relevant, will be touched." There have been almost no exceptions to that all game long.

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engie attempts to revive the imperial missile boat… and realizes after the barrage does a pitiful 1 damage that it’s a space vehicle. Most of the weaponry on it is going to be completely useless in tight corridors like this. Glass Joe arrives and is immediately buffed up. Although, technically that power isn’t too much next to him being a god, but who knows, maybe it’ll help with the fact that he’s french. Cecil and solar move on to the next room.

Amp takes the banhammer and significantly weakens it. The godmodder doesn’t notice, he’s still trying to recover from being curbstomped. Herobrine attempts to have lunch with the godmodder. The attempt does not go over well as spino jabs the godmodder with more fear liquid… and the godmodder stiffens… before punching spino in the face. He stands back up. Curse of… repetition… sucker… and then tabbune freezes him in ice.

Trip then smashes the ice, dealing 2 damage in a combined attack with Jotaro. Pradise and the dragons attempt to weaken the godmodder’s attack power, but the godmodder is still stumbling back to his feet. Fseftr moves further into the house, and is followed by Tartar and the two dragons. Pillow enters the side hall with Bruce. Hyena casts a spell that deals more damage when defended against. The godmodder is still trying to recover, so it doesn’t get the damage boost and only deals 1 damage. Nu-13’s massive line of blades deals another 3 damage. Shiny and Sora move onwards. Dethklok’s coffee jingle deals another 2 damage.

The godmodder shakes himself. He stands up and looks at all of you. …Punks… He takes the banhammer, and smashes it on engie’s head. Engie, per OP scale, drops to the floor, his drone shorting out for a round, even though the force breaks the banhammer. The godmodder is once more blocking the way onwards. Probably should have moved on while you could.

Four heroes and four gods move on. The group walks through hallways for a ridiculously long time, rooms after room after room, the area around them growing darker and darker as they move onwards. Finally, they reach a room that opens outwards. A massive vault with a huge array of different defenses… all of which have been completely and utterly trashed. The godmodder is at the end. A door, with the godmodder muttering to himself and trying to hack it open, as judging by the massive amount of shrapnel and scorch marks, busting it open didn’t work.

So here you are. I suspected I might find you here. Your group quickly hides, Palkia thinking quickly and doing a spatial warp to hide himself and Dialga. Lucifer, leader of the Grand United Alliance of Chaos, beat you here, although none of you were able to see him until just now. You’re finally here. I figured you’d have been here sooner after taking out my duplicate’s defenses. Just biding my time.

I’m sure. You know I have to stop you, right? Heh. Like to see you try. I crushed Carmen Sandiego. I can beat you. There is a big difference between defeating an intermediate god and defeating an overdeity. Not big enough. You really are arrogant aren’t you? Remember how badly I just trashed the pantheon. I have reason to believe that the council of shadows had more of a hand in that than you did. Regardless. Enough of this banter, I really don’t have time for this. Neither do I. Sic ‘im.

Lucifer is immediately tackled by SCP 682. The lizard looks very different, flashing with energies both magical and more scientific in nature, and with 47 limbs of various forms and functions. The unkillable lizard just got even more unkillable. Lucifer attempts to blast it off with some of his demon magic, and the lizard just laughs, then tries to bite his face off, only for Lucifer to ‘port over to your group. This is… an unwelcome development.

The godmodder nods as SCP 682 encroaches on your group, and stops to ponder something for a moment. He snaps his fingers and a wild hype train appears! The 1.3 terraria update hype train is invading the main house! It unloads the Moon Lord, who floats into the air, and prepares to assailt you with his great ‘final boss’ power. Psh. Amateur. You call this a final boss? Were it not for SCP 682 getting in the way, you guys could take this thing down no problem.

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The Pantheon

The Main House

Hidden Vault

The Godmodder: Hp: 2/100. 3 rounds to unlocking door

Moon Lord [PG]: Hp: 145000/145000

SCP 682 [PG]

Cecil, Palkia, Dialga, Sora, Lucifer [AG]

Solar, fseftr, tartar, shiny [P]

'Side hall''

The godmodder: Hp: 40/100 [whimpering on floor]

Shulk, The Engineer, Dethklok, Eddie Riggs, The Three Lost Vikings, Jotaro, Bruce, Nu-13 [AG]

Glass Joa [AG] 180 post charge.

jondanger, earl, augmentor, tabbune, coolstar, spino, engie, trip, amp, pillow, hyena [P]

Outside

Godzilla, Smaug [N]

Latios and Latias, Yurnero, Pikmin, Wario, Waluigi [AG]

Cartoon Wars Army [AG]: Hp: 30000/33000

math, fury, wyld, sacred, herobrine [P]

paradise, zbse [P] golden orb

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claimed gods:
armoredfury: Yamato
pillow: The Kraken
math: Tiamat

edited 2nd Jul '15 6:52:04 PM by pionoplayer

> @pionoplayer cloud strife is located here: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Weapons

> I set up a lovable hug-a-lot on the godmodder that hugs him to death.

I get thrown to the ground holding my bloodied nose. I wipe it away before nodding in approval.

"Alright, I'll give you that one, gm. So, how about a little monster action?"

I press a button on a small device that let's out an ultra sonic noise.

In a little more that a few minutes, Godzilla's foot crashes through the ceiling, crushing the godmodder. If that doesn't work, I shoot it some more.

edited 2nd Jul '15 7:22:06 PM by TheSpinoGuy

I drink some Bonk! Atomic Punch and begin running around the DTG 2 Godmodder.

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edited 2nd Jul '15 7:25:40 PM by Jondanger23

Hey, uh, Lucifer. Can you take the form of any depiction of you?

Cecil looks over at 682. Well, it's no Faceless Old Woman, but I suppose it's still a minor threat.

I pause my conversation with Lucifer temporarily. Cecil, that thing is indestructible, isn't it?

Plenty of things that could cause it to decide to go elsewhere, no?

Like?

Well, look at me. I'm a Minor God, and even I- Oh dear.

From somewhere nearby, there sounds a great roaring and thrashing. Cecil flinches.

What is that?

...I've forgotten to give Station Management notice that I'll be performing my godly duties. And they appear to be a bit upset.

Gorilla.

...What you said? Well, I suppose...

...We could use this to our advantage, if Station Management agrees.

They did approve my vacation request.

Let's hope they approve this one.

Floaty thing: 32

@piono:Well that at least is understandable (if excessive) paranoia. The derp here is just utter this moment only randomness.
Also is the godmodder really going after the Yamato Perpetual Reactor? Because oh boy, I'm might pull some lists up for you on what he will likely encounter on the other side of that door then. And its won't be nice, for anyone really.

....Oi...... I want to punch ya'll in the face...

Hacking Nintendo hammerspace, I pull a double pipe kart from Mario's Double Dash. With Wario taking the wheel and Waluigi, armed with his tennis racket, I give everyone on my team a Heavy's Sandvich for crits as I lob a 1-turn invincible star at the kart.

We barrel on past the faux godmodder, waluigi bopping everyone in sight that's getting in our way. With their short lunch break, their crits and speed are hopefully boosted.

We can't just abuse the gods now. Gotta be nice, and Wario needs that garlic.

@PIONO: "I'm on the fence whether or not I should kick you people in the face for what you just did" What do you mean by "what we all did"? also....

OH GOD! PLEASE be consistent with capitalization, I can't tell when you are talking about the capital-G godmodder or the lame lowercase-g godmodder. Please, for the sake of all of us.

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LET'S ROCK! I guide the twin dragons to simultaneously use zen headbutt on different parts of the MOON LORD, causing it to briefly flinch and open the way for my moves. Grabbing an Absurdly Sharp Blade, I run towards SCP-682 and cut off a bunch of it's limbs in one area, before quickly jumping back to my Pikmin. I then begin throwing a bunch of red, yellow, and purple pikmin at the part of SCP-682 that has been denuded of limbs, to maximize the amount of time they (the Pikmin, that is) can stay attached. All the while I take extra care to make sure that the White pikmin stay FAR AWAY from the reptile's mouth. eating them will only make it stronger.

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@Uh.. comrade Herobrine? Are you OK? do you require tech support and/or psychological counselling?

edited 3rd Jul '15 2:45:37 AM by paradisedj32

I about lost my marbLes at the word "denuded".

Piono:Wreck my character if you want to.

Herobrine/Jindra: That's what you get by working with other people who can have their own plans. Seriously. We just can't trust the (G/g)odmodder.

Hey, guys. Go take care of that fake godmodder. Make sure he doesn't interfere with anything important. Kill him or something.

Me and the Vikings go after the Godmodder-with-a-capital-G. And upon entering the room, me and the vikings open fire at the SCP 682.

edited 3rd Jul '15 4:39:36 AM by Tabbune

So we are bringing terraria in here eh? I can use that. I open a hammerspace portal that dumps a fully formed terraria minecart track leading to the hidden vault. Being levitated in front of this minecart I'm now riding is Bruce who will do some damage to anyone in front, if not with a bite then pure impact damage. I'm riding straight into 682.

piono, I'm so happy you brought the moon lord. I was planning on using my 100 charge to summon the terrarian but now I even have a logical reason for my charge to give me it. The moon lord drops it in game.

edited 3rd Jul '15 5:46:23 AM by pillowmantis

I summon SCP-999.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999

Sora and I help Blue summon SCP 999.

Tartar, if this doesn't work, try to have Dialga and Palkia send 682 to some place and time that isn't here. There is no way we can actually harm that thing.

"...Well, screw you too then!"

Despite the drone being incapacitated, a Mechroa tendrils bursts out of the ground, whips the godmodder across the face hard and fast like an aggressive slap, then vanishes into the ground, only to burst out behind the godmodder and burrow into his back. The slap wound and tendril then begin to slowly, painfully, spread across the godmodder's body...

Cue Glass Joe punching the godmodder in the face with the Vive La France.

Also, don't mock France. They've probably got a better win/loss ratio than you have when it comes to the battlefield.

Not much time to write, this'll be brief.

Lucifer, the ultimate force of... GOOD!?! Suddenly arrives to the amazement of all. Meanwhile it looks like the gang has lost troops to the unfortunate coinciding of two rare occasions... A Terraria update and summer vaccation. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's deadly. The combination of the two is perhaps an even stronger force than the Godmodder himself O_o

On a serious note... Dialga and Palkia suddenly warp back from their respective domains, and back onto the battlefield. The trio then combine their powers into an all-encompassing attack that combines Roar of Time, Spatial-Rend into a single space-time coordinate which forms a Spatial-Temporal Crystal of sorts where the powers of the the attacks are concentrated as one. Tartar proceeds to overload said crystal with his own temporal powers and throws it at SCP 682 to help the lord of darkness himself.

The crystal shatters into a flurry of spacio-temporal messyness and warps things affected into a state of unrecognition...

No science in this thread, just magic... I'll think about a creative attack when I get the time.