Destroy The Godmodder

Fine. Everyone, follow me! Let Laitome and the Vikings stall the fake Godmodder!

I go to the general direction the real Godmodder went through.

Erik and Baleog throw their respective projectiles at the Godmodder while Olaf shields them from the Godmodder's attack.

I activate my Chekhov gun. If anyone remembered, when I was glitched I summoned a fish and failed physics forever while doing it. That fish then went on to float through space forever. But I say that through spacial distortion resulting from the blatant physics warping of every single thing on the battlefield, that fish has been pulled into a star. Not orbit but it has literally been integrated into the star because logic. I, from across the galaxy, condense it into a singularity which I then launch right into the nontvtropes!godmodder.

I've been slammed with work for the last few days.

• 1's for Sacred, Herobrine, Shiny.

edited 2nd Jul '15 1:36:15 PM by The_Hyena_King

I begin to walk towards where the others are, book in hand.

"Hmm, no summoning mechanism, just our luck. Despite that we can't waste time on small fry, despite the aforementioned small fry being on the level of a deity... The Godmodder (With a capital G!) is out there somewhere, plotting the destruction of this world."

Tartar started Turboheating the air by accelerating the movement of local air molecules through time, which made the local atmosphere reach point of ignition and caused a scorching hell. Through this flaming abyss Palkia and Dialga brute-forced their way through the Godmodder by ramming him (imagine it as using the move struggle or something...) to open up the path towards whatever the godmodder was guarding.

In the midst of the confusion of the Dragons thrashing around, the ongoing blaze, and whatever the other people in the room were doing Tartar and the gang made their way through the sidehall, and towards whatever was beyond that room.

edited 1st Jul '15 9:45:27 AM by Tartar

I throw Garfield, Charlie Brown, Albert Einstein, and a puppy at the DTG 2 Godmodder.

Shulk stabbity stabs the DTG 2 Godmodder.

The Engineer puts down a sentry gun, which fires at the DTG 2 Godmodder.

"Hmm."

I direct the IMB to fly over to the side hall, assuming there's enough open space to do so, then unleash complete and utter HELL on the DTG 2 Godmodder.

"MISSILES! ONE OF THE GREATEST HAMMERS OF ALL TIME!"

With the second godmodder clearly weaker than the first, I produce a vial from a pocket, filled with a bright orange gas. I chuck it towards the ground in front of the godmodder's feet. A orange cloud is released, covering him.

For an explanation for what this is, this is what I like to call Fear Gas. If even a whiff of it is breathed in, everyone's deepest, darkest fears are unleashed.

You have this guy to thank for the gas.

edited 1st Jul '15 5:48:42 PM by TheSpinoGuy

Still riding the Teostra, I sally forth to the Godmodder, where the Teostra will suddenly LEAP at him from out of nowhere.

Meanwhile, Jotaro looks at the DtG 2 Godmodder.

"Tch..."

He's not getting near that Fear Gas, so he attempts to toss rocks with Star Platinum. These are propelled at extremely lethal speeds due to the power of Star Platinum

(apparently my last attack was posted to late)

so i repeat my last action

Remaining in Cartoon-Squad: Bazookas:13 Ninjas:9 Wizards:4 Vultures:5 Drill Aircrafts:3 Heavy Armed Robots:2

I caste haste on Sora, who then unleashes a series of rapid Keyblade strikes on the Godmodder from the other session.

Q&A: @laitome: Well, it was nice having you while you were here. Huh... what's Tricky doing here? He should be with Phobos in the Nexus fleet outside of Godcraft right now... @coolstar: Your attack got in. You dealt 2 damage because the godmodder had been disarmed.

And… there goes another miniboss. I probably should have seen that particular one coming, considering how much fire power you were lobbing at him him, but this is still completely… I don’t know. It stretches incredulity by this point though. Don't worry, the final fight won't disappoint. I can promise you that.

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With some quick thinking, a portal gun and a blast shield, herobrine successfully gets himself, Wario and Waluigi to the Main House in one piece. Suddenly, Laitome does a crazy-stupid massive suicide rush, making use of two nukes, his hardlight armor and the wraiths and heavy lobsters, he unleashes a barrage of attacks… When the smoke finally clears, the godmodder is face-down in the crater. He crawls back to his feet, 20 hit points weaker and stunned.

Amp follows up by spraying heavy bolter rounds into the godmodder’s face, dealing 2 more damage, while the three vikings deal another 3 with their distractions and dog-piling the godmodder. Tartar and the two dragons assail the godmodder in a massive attack that deals a further 6 damage to him, while jondanger’s barrage of random items, Shulk’s rapid-fire stabbing and The Engineer’s turret deals 5 more…

Wait, nope, not the turret. By this point, the godmodder has come out of his stupor. Although still very haggard, it doesn’t take him much to knock over a pillar and send the imperial missile boat into the ground. It excels in air-to-air combat, but it loses most of its godly powers in air-to-surface combat. Spino unleashes a canister of Fear Gas, and the godmodder looks around in pure terror, and begins swinging the banhammer around all over the place, unfortunately catching Teostra in the head, crushing the skull of the mighty dragon in one swing. The Star Platinum rocks deal 2 damage.

Sora unleashes a massive string of keyblade strikes upon the godmodder, dealing 5 more damage before Sora has to back out before the fear gas overwhelms him. The godmodder by this point is hunched in the corner, whimpering and all but crying to himself something about tubas… All of you look at each other, and many of you don’t even try to repress your laughter. So this is the godmodder without his power. Rather pathetic, and completely ridiculous in context.

You could continue beating the snot out of him, or you could leave him alone. He probably won’t be much trouble considering the epic beatdown you just laid on him, even if the Fear Gas wears off before you leave, so you could very well just move on like tabbune’s already halfway to doing.

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The Pantheon

The Main House

The Godmodder: Hp: 2/100

Side hall

The godmodder: Hp: 49/100 [whimpering on floor]

Sora, Shulk, The Engineer, Cecil, Dethklok, Eddie Riggs, The Three Lost Vikings, Jotaro, Palkia, Dialga [AG]

shiny, fseftr, jondanger, solar, earl, augmentor, tabbune, coolstar, spino, engie, trip, tartar, amp [P]

Outside

Nu-13, Godzilla, Smaug [N]

Latios and Latias, Yurnero, Pikmin, Wario, Waluigi [AG]

Cartoon Wars Army [AG]: Hp: 30000/33000

math, fury, pillow, wyld, hyena, sacred, herobrine [P]

paradise, zbse [P] golden orb

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claimed gods:
armoredfury: Yamato
pillow: Bruce (Jaws), The Kraken
engie: Glass Joe
math: Tiamat

edited 1st Jul '15 7:37:20 PM by pionoplayer

Did my edit not make it in time to count? If so, can I move the Checkov I just fired to this turn?

Will edit into a turn once the Piono Post is over.

edited 1st Jul '15 7:50:48 PM by The_Hyena_King

The Imperial Missile Boat, which I'm still standing on, suddenly sprouts metal tentacle legs, raises itself out of the ground, then turns to take aim at the Godmodder.

"That'd probably have floored the IMB in a normal situation. However, I have tentacles, so your argument is invalid."

It unloads on the Godmodder with an entire payload of missiles, walking around the battlefield like some sort of really oddly-designed tank. Which, by this point, it sort of is now.

And that's roughly about when Glass Joe, confused by the battle raging on around him and having tried to delay the original Godmodder earlier unsuccessfully, wanders out from the side hall, then gets teleported to stand beside me.

"Sorry about the delay, Joe. I was busy with finding a way to arrive in style."
(Roughly translated) "It took you long enough to get here."
"Heh. Well, thank you for being patient."

I then dump 180 posts-worth of accumulated charge into a rather powerful Level In Badass for Glass Joe.

...I think we should go.

Cecil and I head away along with everyone else.

Floating Charge: 32

I casually steal the godmodder's {Note the lowercase} Banhammer, watching a flicker of power leave it as a non-admin takes it, leaving it merely supastronk as opposed to blatantly overpowered.

Moving over to the poor Not!Godmodder, I begin comforting the poor guy.

"I know the feels, man. That's what we feel like every single day, fighting your clone. It's horrible."

Both Wario and Waluigi take a lunch break, to increase their power, stamina, and critical hits next round.

Me, I have lunch with the godmodder. That's about the second weirdest thing I've done this entire server.

No, I don't poison his food or kill him later. It's just lunch.

I also offer to take him back to his server, so he doesn't get completely shredded. One more thing. I ask if he knows what this godmodder is going to do.

While I'm not openly laughing at this pitiful godmodder, I'm am enjoying every minute of his suffering. I calmly take out a syringe full of liquid Fear Gas.

You see, while it's gas form if more effective, it's not quite... pure. The liquid form is far more powerful.

I jab the syringe into the godmodder's neck and inject the dosage. Before I move towards the real Godmodder, I stroke this one's hair and whisper, "Shhh... It's okay to be afraid."

Then, with a pistol and three canisters left of Fear Gas, I make my way towards the Godmodder.

I encase the Godmodder in ice after everyone got their attacks in, just in case, before leaving the godmodder

The Lost Vikings stays there and prepare to wreck the godmodder if the Godmodder breaks the ice.

edited 2nd Jul '15 7:57:17 AM by Tabbune

OH NO TEOSTRA

... carve remains?

Nah, not the time.

I attempt to shoot the Banhammer out of the Godmodder 2's hands, as Jotaro's Star Platinum whips out his hand, where its finger would greatly extend, in an attempt to pierce through the Godmodder's skull.

"Star Finger!"

Well, let's see what we can do here. I see no-one but the Godmodder and the godmodder...(   CAPITALIZATION IS CRUCIAL   )

Not entirely trusting the cheap knockoff godmodder yet, latias uses charm on him to lower his attack (as well as probably calming him a little more). Latios, meanwhile, uses safeguard to pretect the twin dragons, the Pikmin, and me from status conditions for a while. (Because trying to aid the whole party would probably break the OP scale.)

still binding my time, I send the Pikmin to collect some mook corpses and drag them to the onions, in order to have more firepower next turn.

me? I covertly try to pump diethyl ether vapors into the air around the Godmodder, in hopes of relaxing him, reducing his combat ability.

edited 2nd Jul '15 11:17:00 AM by paradisedj32

I'M TRYING TO HAVE LUNCH AND PASSIVELY GET THE GODMODDER TO GO BACK TO HIS DIMENSION. STOP ATTACKING THE ASSHOLE BEFORE HE SMACKS YOU AGAIN!!! THAT WAY WE DON'T HAVE TO RUN HIS 49 POINTS DOWN WITH THREE ROUNDS OF HELL. JUST ONE POST.

edited 2nd Jul '15 7:48:22 AM by LordHerobrine

I disagree. It/he's a godmodder, if we are to fight him again for Piono's amusement, he'll probably refuse the offer. Even if he does go back to his server, that means he can return and screw us up. We all are making sure that the fake godmodder is completely out of any equation in this thread.

IF the fake godmodder does get back to smashing us again, he'll get smashed into smithereens by everyone else.

*tosses hands in the air*

edited 2nd Jul '15 8:03:06 AM by LordHerobrine

"I almost feel sorry for you, Richard."

I follow the others deeper into the main house.