Destroy The Godmodder

OK. New post for this round:

As Sora continues fighting the heartless, I introduce myself.

I'm Dr. Shiny, and I've come to this world to help deal with the Godmodder, who has been, let's just say, a real pest.

Wait, who's the Godmodder?

He's the guy who started this mess. Here, come with me to my allies ship. I'll be better able to explain with out having to dodge heartless. Then, we should be able to get right into the action where we're needed most.

With that, I grab Sora's hand and warp back to my checkpoint.

SoundCloud

Not much to say here, Smaug keeps flying forwards.

edited 27th Jun '15 7:50:25 AM by fseftr

I stand prepared in front of the main house. My squad is in an offensive position.

I give a batch-brace-yourself buff to all the players (and other things on my side) around me.

Remaining in Cartoon-Squad: Bazookas:13 Ninjas:9 Wizards:4 Vultures:5 Drill Aircrafts:3 Heavy Armed Robots:2

The less you think about it, the more it works.

@Piono: I have to admit, I'm with paradise on this one. That's kind of like a game not bringing up a mechanic that can defeat the final boss. It would make anyone mad. And this makes me mad. Whatever.

I look in disbelief as we leave Godzilla behind.

Well, I'm out of ideas. So, I climb into a cardboard box to brainstorm a new plan.

edited 27th Jun '15 11:14:46 AM by TheSpinoGuy

The magic infusion is almost complete...

Something something Arena.

@piono gonna be leaving on vacation on monday and I'm not gonna be back for a month so I'm likely just going to use my nukes and leave with my ship.

9 more wraiths

Felix and I begin to work on repairing the ship as it flies to someplace where it won't be hit by the five overdieties duking it out. While I'm working on the ship, Victor goes up to Death and asks what the are the gods even fighting over.

edited 27th Jun '15 3:19:17 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

Wow, I can't believe I missed Rayquaza...

A sudden shock overcame Tartar as the harsh truth of reality finally dawned upon him. Here he was, in the middle of nowhere in a divine realm beyond anything he could've imagined, cruising along the sky with two Divine Dragons. The sheer bliss of this moment must somehow have blinded him from Rayquaza, who was in front of them.

Immediately Tartar took action. "Palkia, Dialga. Please heed my call and lend me your strength." Tartar could feel the trust between him and Dialga and Palkia. At least for now he knew that the two would heed his call, as they acknowledged him as an ally of both of their respective domains. "Now, Dialga: Use Flash Cannon directly at Rayquaza. Palkia, circle around Rayquaza and use Spacial-Rend." Both attacks should be effective on Rayquaza, Spacial Rend doubly so as it was a dragon-type move.

Simultaniously Tartar jumped away from Palkia's back and into midair where he froze solid molecules in the air to make himself a platform to stand on. As Palkia's attack barraged down on Rayquaza, and tore into Rayquqza, and the spatial-dimension around it, Tartar backed this attack up with an attack of his own by projecting Temporal-Disturbances all around Rayquaza which made time flow irregularly. Hopefully the attacks of the two Legendary Dragons could make Rayquaza susceptible to this field that Tartar projected around Rayquaza which slowed its movement while inside.

Once the field was in place Rayquaza would surely escape from it quickly, but with just one moment Tartar and the Dragon's could perhaps gain some ground towards the House before Rayquaza caught up with them once more.

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22 charges of fluff.

I reject the shackles that bind this flesh to the earth that many others so willingly cling onto

Q&A: @jondanger: That post was amazing. @tabbune: You aren't directly attacking any overdeities, you're fine. Probably. @sacred: Only limit is that they can't be overdeities, and if you choose a greater god, you only get the one. @laitome: Wow. Okay then I guess. This is the last update before Monday though. Have a good vacation anyways.

@paradise/spino: I'm sorry, I was tired last night, and hadn't been thinking on the rule. Reading your rant... yeah, not my brightest idea. If you can get a legitimate reason for them to join up again, you can have them join up again, but I can't have you guys having too many gods, and I realized that having so many at once might cause a little trouble. That said, feel free to bring them back, that was really probably the single worst call I've made all game long. Forget the whole 'losing gods' thing. I've added them back to the world status for you guys, and I'll add a bit explaining their reappearance to boot.

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Sora thanks shiny and quickly begins tearing through the heartless even faster than before. Engie quickly hijacks the imperial missile boat, and heads off, following Smaug… hears a roar, and looks in the rear-view mirror. Yup. Bahamut’s following him. Jondanger attempts to get a sniping position, but Shulk and the Engineer intercept him. Armored fury successfully bribes Yurnero to your side.

Tabbune and the vikings get into the viking boat… for it to promptly and comically do somersaults end over end as it falls towards the ground, smashing to pieces on a ridge, tabbune and the vikings just sitting there, dazed, but completely unharmed, and all of them still sitting on the seats which are in the exact same position as they were when the boat landed, and the only pieces still intact.

Paradise pulls out a ridiculously huge anti-aircraft gun, and in shooting down minor threats, almost hits Latios and Latias, who are zooming past, leading Godzilla on towards the ship. Welp, they’re back. Shiny and Sora talk for a bit, and quickly warp back to the Laittlecruiser, in full view of the fight happening in front of the Main House. Smaug continues flying forwards, but the roar from behind informs the group that they’re being pursued by Smaug.

Various other people work on planning what to do next while Laitome and Felix work on repairing the Laittlecruiser. Victor asks DEATH as he/it cuts down another minor demon what they are fighting over. WHAT THEY ALWAYS FIGHT OVER. IDEALS. SOME FOOL IN THE COUNCIL OF SHADOWS SENT ALL OF THEM A MESSAGE THAT THE MAIN HOUSE WAS FREE FOR THE TAKING AND AT THE SAME TIME SENT MESSAGES FROM ANOTHER SOURCE TRYING TO DISTRACT THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE. ALL OF THEM CAME HERE. AND THIS HAPPENED AS A RESULT.

Tartar finally wakes up and realizes that Palkia and Dialga have been trying to fight with Mega Rayquaza for the past several minutes. Working together with the dual gods of space and time, tartar manages to put Rayquaza into a small chronal lock, allowing the trio to put a fair amount of distance between them and Rayquaza to head towards the pantheon, but Rayquaza follows. Wario’s bike nearly gets exploded by dragonfire and the group with herobrine begins frantically dashing about trying not to get smashed/melted by the dueling dragons.

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The Pantheon

The Godmodder: Hp: 3/100

In Transit: Wario Bike 3 rounds to Main House

Dueling dragon gods: obstacle

Wario, Waluigi [N]

herobrine [P]

In Transit: Bahamut 2 rounds to Main House

Bahamut, Imperial Missile Boat [N]

engie [P]

In Transit: Smaug 1 round to Main House

Cecil, Smaug [AG]

solar, fseftr [P]

In Transit: Palkia 1 round to Main House

Mega Rayquaza [H]

Palkia, Dialga [AG]

tartar [P]

The Main House

Outside

DEATH: protecting Terry Pratchett. [N]

Terry Pratchett: wounded [N]

Cosmos, Melkor, Lucifer, YHVH, Nekron [N] battling amongst themselves

The Laittlecruiser

The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 875000/2000000. Energy:490/750. Nuke: 0/10. Supply: 37/300. Nuke x2.

Nu-13, Godzilla, Shulk, The Engineer [N]

Captain America, The Three Lost Vikings, Fix-It-Felix, Superman, Latios and Latias, Yurnero, Sora [AG]

Wraiths x28 [AG] Hp: 5000/5000

heavy lobsters x3 [AG] Hp: 15000/15000

Cartoon Wars Army [AG]: Hp: 30000/33000

Teostra [AG]: Hp: 19000/20000

jondanger, spino, amp, tabbune, math, fury, coolstar, pillow, wyld, hyena, trip, sacred, shiny [P]

paradise, zbse [P] golden orb

Laitome [P]: Hardlight Armor [A]

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claimed gods:
armoredfury: Yamato
earl: dethklok, Eddie Riggs
trip: Jotaro
paradise: Pikmin
pillow: Bruce (Jaws), The Kraken
engie: Glass Joe
wyld: 7th ODST battalion
tartar: Giratina
math: Tiamat

edited 27th Jun '15 7:01:33 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I start to assemble my "navy" by using a hammerspace portal on one of the probably existing holes in the ground to fill it with my perpetual waterfall. There's probably a super massive hole in the ground if you consider who's fighting outside the main house. With those guys fighting I'd expect no less than a giant crater.

Just reminding myself 207 and 100 charges The 207 charge will round out my so called navy.

edited 27th Jun '15 8:49:08 PM by pillowmantis

Why is a yam attacking me?

Say, could you help us out? Shulk, I could make a fancy new sword for you, and Dell, I have some building plans I'd like to share with you. Oh and we're trying to kill a threat to the pantheon but that's a minor compared to all the loot I'd give you.

edited 27th Jun '15 7:22:08 PM by Jondanger23

We're in a dragon chase this is so cool DRAGONS

Cecil looks over at me, moderate concern on his face. We're in danger here, Mx. Solar; do you really think the best course of action is to get excited over extremely dangerous animals?

I don't care because dragons are awesome. And anyway, how is this different from fawning over both the StrexPet and Khoshekh?

Well, I didn't know about that beast. And as for Khoshekh, he's a cat. Everyone knows cats exist solely to be worshipped in some way, shape, or form.

Your "cat" has venom sacs and causes people to die if they take a picture of him.

I know! And he's got cute widdle back spines, and an adorable meow, and...

...and I regret bringing this up.

Floaty Charge: 32

edited 27th Jun '15 7:18:45 PM by iamsolarflare

When everything changes nothing changes.

> I prepare to charge an entity.

GIMICK Dice: 1/50

edited 27th Jun '15 7:57:54 PM by Augmentor-5L1

> Commence Relay. https://soundcloud.com/5l1n65h07 ERROR: MAX LINE EXCEEDED. CANNOT CONTINUE.

@piono Forgot to ask this earlier but can I just use my last action to bust open the Main House doors?

edited 29th Jun '15 4:40:35 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

I jump out of the cardboard box, frustrated that literally nothing popped into my head while brainstorming. So I just pull out another assault rifle from the pocket dimension in the box. But then I hear roar.

I look back to see Godzilla charging this way. A smile stretches across my face. I watch as he crushes the nearest group of enemies under his foot, while swinging his tail, destroying some more enemies.

Shrugging my shoulders, I join in to kill some of the smaller foes with quick bursts of bullets.

I aim whatever sound system there is on the Imperial Missile Boat back towards Bahamut.

"Let me guess. You're after this ship now. Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to back off, since a previous pilot was the one who crashed this thing into you. However, if for some reason you feel like aiding me in my current quest to bring the major instigator of this clusterCENSORED down, then let's go."

I then hit the SLAM power, causing the Missile Boat to rocket on ahead towards the Main House.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

@laitome:Probably not. And I question why you would want to tear down ANY potential defenses between The Godmodder and his goals. But seriously look at what it took to tear open the house of defense way back there, and assume its going to take more if you even want to try.

@piono:I think you may have mis-interpretted how the internal politics/conflict of the pantheon goes. It more about control of direction than of places (except for Nekron and gang.) Mainly dampened by the neutral gods to prevent them from tearing everything apart.

edited 27th Jun '15 11:50:55 PM by JindraAG

@Piono: Thanks. about the fear of having too many gods though: I was under the impression that we would choose one or two gods, and control those two, only those two, gods until the end of the game/arc.

I think it would be a good idea for you to recap the mechanics behind using gods, because there's a good bit of confusion.

@lait. use your nukes if you want, but I would like to request that if you are forced to leave that you turn your airship over to Great Troperia rather than scuttling it. it is a very much needed asset.

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I'l write my actions later. (insert "under-construction" banner)

edited 27th Jun '15 11:22:40 PM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.

Pulling Wario and Waluigi under Aconologia, I use "Hiding-Like-a-mole-no-jutsu" and make the bike travel underground.

I give both wario and waluigi an axe for them to use later.

I am the once and future king.

Seeing the Gods battle, I decide to look up for some information of who they are. I think I remember something about this GUAG stuff... Time to do something probably suicidal.

Then, I jump down the ship and tell the Vikings to stay in the ship.

I then cast whatever enchantment I can at Cosmos.

I think you offered me something a while back. I'll help you for now, okay? Had something back then.

Look up page 199. Basically, I have a weird idea that the winning god in each fight we go through can be recruited to our side. Probably a bit too much Heroes Of The Storm for me.

edited 28th Jun '15 11:19:47 AM by Tabbune

Smaug keeps flying to the main house, but turns to face Bahamut when he gets there.

i continue my original stance and put more juice into the buffs.

Remaining in Cartoon-Squad: Bazookas:13 Ninjas:9 Wizards:4 Vultures:5 Drill Aircrafts:3 Heavy Armed Robots:2

The less you think about it, the more it works.

@jindra point taken.

@paradise "Great Troperia?" As much as I would like to leave you guys with my ship, I also don't trust any of you guys with my ship.

@piono/everyone found out I have one more day with consistent/semi-consistent internet access. So here's my leaving plan: use an infinite improbability drive to both get myself out (via death of character) and leave you guys with an explosive made from my hardlight armor and a targeting device so you guys can use the nukes after I'm gone. The Laittlecrusier will retreat from battle when I leave so if you need it for anything use it now.

Action time

Something is off.

As Felix and I repair the ship I send a heavy lobster right into the center of the gods crossfire and time how long it lasts.

edited 29th Jun '15 4:41:06 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

AMPERZAND: >RIDE IMPERIAL MISSILE BOAT LIKE A MECHANICAL PONY, DOING A DOCTOR STRANGELOVE IMPRESSION

{I consider myself to have moved to standing on top of the thing when I sicced the ninjas on it.}

NINJAS: >ABANDON SHIP WHILE THROWING SHURIKENS AT ALL THINGS PG

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

After an off-screen exposition, Sora and I charge into battle.

I will probably be unable to post these next few days. My family is taking a vacation on a houseboat.

SoundCloud

damnit Laitome do you really need to take away out biggest force for your holiday? On the off chance that the Godmodder is not yet dead by the time you return, I hope you bring the Laittlecriuser back. It's final attack better be worth it.

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Eh, might as well put my actions here.

The current optimal course of action is unclear. As the Laittlecruser seems to be trying to break down the doors, I don't bother trying to find an alternate entryway.

As I search the area with my binoculars, I notice what seems to be a bunch of little colored plant-like creatures scurrying around, trying to fight off the occasional mook. Ah, it's the Pikmin, great!. I hop on the back of Latias. Me and the twin dragons blast our way down through the carnage over to the little carrot horde.

The pikmin tale notice, but I avoid acting hostile. I put on a Commisar Cap and loudly blow a rather familiar whistle. Convinced that I am a decent leader, a whole bunch of them (along with a few onions) flock over to me. Finally, the army of the proletariat shall march!

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(@piono: is this an OK way to introduce the Pikmin? I'm not sure how else I could do it without a 5-turn detour.

edited 29th Jun '15 6:52:18 AM by paradisedj32

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.