Destroy The Godmodder

Just writting this quickly in the morning.

Realizing that he can't actually meditate with the heavy quantum fluctuations in place Tartar decides to start emitting waves to counteract the spatio-temporal waves emitted from somewhere around the house to lessen the burden on his two Guardian Dragons.

Silently the three approached the house

RP POST! Actual action will come later.

Held Attack: 39 Combined both my banks.

   "Well, that was impressive. Now that you've beat that Army, where would this door be? I could easily bee your doorman."   

Shadow, waiting for Wyld's response, cocks his head to the side, his robe blowing in a nonexistent wind.

Meanwhile, on the Laittlecruiser, Commander Protoh faces the six Aspects of Unity, and begins to formulate a plan.

   "Alright. So, the first thing Shadow would do is find help. Likely he would get a few Gods from the Pantheon. Now, we need to find strong Gods, but we also need to make a statement. Something to show that these are indeed powerful Gods allied with the Aspects of Unity. Now...any ideas?"   

edited 26th Jun '15 4:41:31 AM by SacredSpirit123

I summon my own keyblade... Then realize I was never chosen to be a keyblade wielder. So, instead I cast Group Slow on the heartless.

You must be Sora. I've been looking forward to meeting you.

Whoa who's shooting us?? Bloody hell. Those were artillery shells, they cannot be intercepted effectively. Welp, let's just add an extra layer to the armor while we wait for the defensive matrix.

I pull out an utterly massive amount of rope and large table umbrellas (whatever you call those things they put over outdoor tables to create shade), and use the wind to send the umbrellas flying above the Littlecruser, using the rope to keep them tethered. The intent is to create a sacrificial layer of umbrellas that can intercept a large amount of artillery shells before being too full of holes, in-case next round another bout of projectiles gets aimed for the Laittlecruiser. Godzilla already stood on the missile boat, do NOT tell me that real physics apply suddenly.

meanwhile, the twin dragons fly around Godzilla a bit to determine how hostile he is. In the case that he is hostile, they simultaneously use dragon pulse (dragon 2x against dragon)

edited 26th Jun '15 9:14:58 AM by paradisedj32

Nothing to do(?)...

I help the Vikings prepare their boat.

If Bahamut was stunned or whatever by the Imperial Missile Boat, Smaug takes the opportunity to fly away, towards the main house.

If not, Smaug starts attacking Bahamut, making sure to not touch the Imperial Missile Boat, unless it becomes hostile, I guess.

edited 26th Jun '15 9:14:32 AM by fseftr

Proactive measures go!

I give Wario an AUSTRALIUM GARLIC BULB. Watching his face light up with absolute joy, I shudder at our enemies impending demise. Gripping the back of the bike, he eats it, and a golden jet of flatulence explodes from his rear en d, hurling us forward even faster and swamping all enemies behind us in toxic fumes.

I give Waluigi an AUSTRALIUM SOCCER BALL, and provide him the power to use his infamous Drop Rocket from Super Mario Strikers. With this, Waluigi leaps off the bike, does a kickass karate pose in mid-air, and drop kicks the soccer ball, mowing down everything in our path as the ball briefly reaches the speed of an missile.

Me, I just keep the hands on the bike and make sure we stay on. I also provide the bike with ' Liquid Shwartz''.

If we aren't moving at truly ludicrous speeds towards the Main House, we are now.

edited 26th Jun '15 9:28:11 AM by LordHerobrine

I continue infusing the book with magic.

Seeing how there's not much i can do right now i'll take all the remaining parts of my upgraded army and just charge forward. With an addition of more fake mes and going as berserk as i can with the fill tool gun turning things(not people) into air

Remaining in Cartoon-Squad: Bazookas:13 Ninjas:9 Wizards:4 Vultures:5 Drill Aircrafts:3 Heavy Armed Robots:2

As there is nothing to do, I strum a short tune on a guitar. This somehow gives an offensive buff to one of the A Gs.

edited 26th Jun '15 11:40:50 AM by Jondanger23

With the Missle Boat still operational, I set up an Anti-Aircraft gun. I climb into it and begin to unload the twin chain guns' ammunition onto it.

Meanwhile, Godzilla notices the twin dragons. He growls a warning to them. If they don't back off, he uses his atomic breath. If they do, he instead simply follows the cruiser.

-MORE REPAIRS-

Spare Charge: 14

Cecil does something regarding Bahamut sic???. I'm not entirely sure what it was, since I only saw flickerings out of the corner of my eye, but something definitely changes.

Floating Thing: 32

Well I'm not sure, it might be under this mountian of corpses bu- And he was interupted by the sound of a whinny from a horse. a pale, white horse sitting on between two ruined buildings, with a particularly large reaper duel weilding sythes.

uh hu... Well guess I'll be busy for a few minutes more, this guy looks tough. Pretty sure that isn't his horse though, watch your back.

With that he charged forward, and the reaper did the same, moving at a phenomonal pace.

LETS HAVE SOME FUN YES?! -epic battle ensues-

-back to reality-

hmmp. As far as the infusion could see, there was little she could do to the massive ship in front of her.

then she saw a small group of pelicans flanked by hornets speeding down, using the fight between the cruiser and the missile boat/wither to avoid taking fire themselves.

"come on! they're heading for the main house! We've got to get the heavy gear to the droppers before they make it!" In the distance above the main house, a ton of pods are falling down around the main house, and upon closer inspection the pelicans are seen to be carrying various vehicles and grumbling ODST troopers.

Grinning, the infusion leaped off the cruiser to hitch a ride with the ODST's below her. hi, you can call me the witcher, and I will be your manditory guide for the day.

"sir, there is a weird cat girl thing on my windshield!"

ignore it, maybe it will get bored and go bother someone else.

edited 26th Jun '15 4:57:03 PM by Wyld

Q&A: @hyena: well then, I guess that works. @pillow: sounds like a plan. @tartar: dude. You are and have been under attack by mega rayquaza for three rounds. You aren't going anywhere until you at least try to do something about the overdeity trying to kill you. @shiny: you're in control of Sora too, I was just giving some context to how you found him. laitome: Got the 9 wraiths.

@spino and paradise: I just realized I forgot to mention something… Gods are pretty much one use. A single contrived meeting with gods is going to happen, you have to run into some of them. Running into the same god again after leaving them in the dust is much less likely, so if something happens to send a god off somewhere else, that god is gone for good. Sorry ‘bout that Spino. You made pretty decent use of Godzilla while you had him. That was actually most of the firepower that got rid of the Wither.

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Hyena’s pieces continue helping to repair the ship, and The Phantom teleports Nu-13 aboard. Pillow prepares some grenades, and ends up testing them on a few passing smaller enemies, using the fish oil to telefishnesis them towards the ground. Engie goes inside the missile boat, and proffers a few items to the extremely alarmed storm trooper within. And then the ninjas attack, leaving engie standing confused in the cockpit without a single living soul inside the vehicle. Time for a joyride?

Tartar continues failing completely and utterly to effectively try and do anything about mega rayquaza. Shiny jumps into the midst of the heartless, aiding Sora in his fight. Paradise puts up a large shield of umbrellas which, as a matter of fact, ends up intercepting several other artillery shells. Seems you were passing through a barrage. And of course because of critical communication failures, Latios and Latias begin fighting with Godzilla and the rest of the group continues progressing onwards, those three gods never having realized they were on their way to the most important part of the war.

Tabbune continues helping the vikings with their boat. Cecil notices something that the others don’t… it appears against all odds, the sudden missile boat from behind has actually given the god of good dragons a slight concussion, stunning him, allowing Smaug and those riding his back to get away. Herobrine’s proactive measures are completely successful, allowing the group to get through the fight without any trouble… uh oh, more trouble. Right up ahead is a small pack of warring dragons, the entire ground reduced to molten lava. Something needs to be done to avoid getting roasted by dragon fire, since Acnologia and Alexstrasza seem to be the ones duking it out. Getting between two greater gods of dragons would not be a good idea, the best bet is probably to go under.

Zbse continues powering up his book. Coolstar and his army aid in keeping stray attackers from damaging the Laittlecruiser, buffed by jondanger’s guitar playing. Spino attempts to locate the missile boat, but it’s been left in the dust. Armored fury continues aiding in repairing the Laittlecruiser… and then the smoke clears somewhat. You clear into a ring, and the Laittlecruiser veers, suddenly transforming as the pilot realizes just in time that the transformer mode’s added agility will be required to survive.

You’ve reached the Main House. As ODSTs and storm troopers drop out of orbit trying to aid in the central battle, it is still readily obvious that they are outmatched. In massive circle at the center, five of the most powerful forces are fighting it out for supremacy. The five leaders of the grand united alliances. Massive powers are being flung about, with the five bent on each other’s destruction. On the steps to the house stand the gods of Discworld, in a protective ring around their creator, led by DEATH himself, standing over the unconscious form of Terry Pratchett, who apparently attempted to break up the fight.

Yeesh, this is getting out of hand if overdeities are being dropped like this. Other members of the Main House weave in and out of the central fight, attacking each other and occasionally trying to aid whichever of the five they feel the most loyalty to. This is, in fact, the single greatest battle the pantheon has ever been involved in. A form zooms over to meet you. Cap! Superman. No kryptonite? Luthor got eaten by Kirby somewhere a while back, and Luthor was using just about all of it. Are these really the ones? Cap nods. The godmodder huh? Are you sure he has the reset button? He’s the only one that’s been in the high security part of the vault since the last check. Superman grimaces. So where is he, and how do we catch him?

It looks like there’s not much you can do but prepare for the godmodder showing up. The doors to the main house are sealed tightly, and there is no way you’re getting in unless someone or something opens the doors for you, although if you can wrest the reset button away from the godmodder, reversing all of this damage shouldn’t be any trouble at all...

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The Pantheon

The Godmodder: Hp: 3/100

In Transit: Wario Bike 3 rounds to Main House

Dueling dragon gods: obstacle

Wario, Waluigi [N]

herobrine [P]

In Transit: Bahamut 3 rounds to Main House

Bahamut, Imperial Missile Boat [N]

engie [P]

In Transit: Smaug 2 rounds to Main House

Cecil, Smaug [AG]

solar, fseftr [P]

In Transit: Palkia 2 round to Main House

Mega Rayquaza [H]

Palkia, Dialga [AG]

tartar [P]

The Main House

Outside

DEATH: protecting Terry Pratchett. [N]

Terry Pratchett: wounded [N]

Cosmos, Melkor, Lucifer, YHVH, Nekron [N] battling amongst themselves

The Laittlecruiser

The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 875000/2000000. Energy:370/750. Nuke: 9/10. Supply: 28/300. Nuke x1. shiny’s checkpoint

Nu-13 [N]

Captain America, The Three Lost Vikings, Fix-It-Felix, Superman [AG]

Wraiths x19 [AG] Hp: 5000/5000

heavy lobsters x3 [AG] Hp: 15000/15000

Cartoon Wars Army [AG]: Hp: 30000/33000

Teostra [AG]: Hp: 19000/20000

jondanger, spino, amp, tabbune, math, fury, coolstar, pillow, wyld, hyena, trip, sacred [P]

paradise, zbse [P] golden orb

Laitome [P]: Hardlight Armor [A]

Finding Sora

horde of heartless [H]

shiny [P]

Sora [N]

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claimed gods:
jondanger: The Engineer, Shulk
armoredfury: Yamato, Yurnero
earl: dethklok, Eddie Riggs
trip: Jotaro
paradise: Pikmin
pillow: Bruce (Jaws), The Kraken
engie: Glass Joe
wyld: 7th ODST battalion
tartar: Giratina
math: Tiamat

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Sorry for the lack of differentiation between supes and cap. I couldn't think of a better way to do Superman's text on short notice.

And before anyone asks why the godmodder is able to pull of something so unbelievably destructive, the reset button gets more use than one would think reasonable. Check the various different profiles, the pantheon gets thrown into chaos a lot. This is a fair bit more than usual, but not unheard of.

edited 26th Jun '15 6:56:47 PM by pionoplayer

9 wraiths

The Laittlecrusier continues its course, Felix continues his impressive repair work, and I help out with the repairs.

Victor waits at the teleporter for anyone wants to teleport gods straight into the Laittlecrusier.

All wraiths are deployed and circling the Laittlecrusier to keep off hostiles and to stop any incoming fire from hitting the Laittlecrusier.

edited 26th Jun '15 5:55:33 PM by Laitome

Oh, right. Sora unleashes a keyblade combo on the slowed Heartless.

I'll keep both our actions in the same post from next round onward.

shiny: you don't need to try and do a random fight, you can just have Sora head back with you, its just some mooks.

If I had a mouth to form the expression, there'd be a huge grin plastered on my face.

Cue a Gilligan Cut to me driving the Imperial Missile Boat, now with a few custom decorations, towards the main house of the Pantheon.

I hop off the Latticruiser, pull out a sniper rifle, and aim it at Melkor. I almost fire when I hear a voice behind me. Y'know pardner, firing at those people over there isn't the best idea, y'know. I spin around, and see The Engineer and Shulk behind me. I agree with him, firing would almost surely result in your immediate death. Hmph. I turn around, and begin aiming my again. Shulk suddenly gets a vision, which details me getting killed in a 100 different ways. Wait! Don't! I set down my rifle, and turn around again. Don't interrupt me. Well, you would've gotten yourself killed, so him interrupting you was actually pretty important. Well, I hadn't thought about that. Whatever. I turn back around and keep aiming my gorrilaing shot. The Engineer then knocks me unconscious with his wrench. The last things I hear are That's what you get. You could've just took his weapons away. When I wake up, I've been stripped of all my weapons. Now, promise to not do anything stupid and I'll give you your stuff back. Alright, fine, I won't do anything stupid.

Tl;dr: The Engineer and Shulk have joined the party!

Woo, that was certainly a long post, at least for my standards.

With communications offline, there's no way we can get Yamato here. Maybe Musashi is around? That girl would charge headlong into any fight if she can. We should look around for her, but first...

"You there! Juggernaut!"

I hail a masked, bare-chested man with a katana who was sprinting towards the big fight.

"... What do you want?"

"You see, we want you to fight this battle for our side."

"If you know my name, then you should know that I am no lowly mercenary. A payment of gold would not suffice.

"I know. That's why I offer you this."

I pull out a sheathed sword from one of our crates. The sheath and hilt are made from glazed ironwood, reinforced with bands of steel. From the pommel hangs an orange tassel made out of feather. Unsheathing the blade, it is clear that the weapon has more in common with machetes, with its long and slender blade being somewhat wider near the tip. The blade, though made out of common steel, is finely polished and grinded.

"The Mandau, named and styled after an indigenous knife in my homeland. I had the blade and grip lengthened for two-handed use. The tribe used this for ritual headhunting. I am aware that you have numerous other swords in your collection, but if you accept..."

"There is no way I could deny such fine weapon. I accept."

"So that means you're on our side now?"

"Yes, but only for the time being."

-Bribe sucessful!-

-YURNERO has joined the party!-

Spare charges: 14

edited 26th Jun '15 8:14:15 PM by ArmoredFury

Me and the Vikings get in the longboat, enhanced with "borrowed" materials from the scraps of metal flung around in the Laittlecruiser a while ago.

Get to safety! Me and the Vikings will distract them for you guys.

Yeah, we don't really like being in this spaceship. Feels too StarCrafty for us.

We try to stay away from the Laittlecruiser and make sure that the warring gods don't attack the Laittlecruiser, with me shooting Frostbolts at anything that attacks the Laittlecruiser.

Probs not really smart of me, but to hell with that. It's DtG.

edited 27th Jun '15 12:26:03 AM by Tabbune

@Piono: What do you mean I sent off latias? I am VERY certain that at the end of last turn Both the Twin Dragons AND Godzilla were next to the Laittlecruise! And now you're telling me that They are lost forever? What the heck mate?

Also, Did you seriously forget to tell us a mechanic THAT important? I was operating until now under the assumption that the gods remained under our control regardless of their location relative to us. That's what I understood when you told us that we were going to be controling the gods directly, not merely making optional requests to them.

Sorry for the rant, but if did infact just lose about half of my combat power as well as my airlift capabilities (especially if its because you failed to explain the rules) this early, then yes I am mad!

As if A force controlling my just got siezed by a rather sever bout of Butthurt, I find myself not quite able to come up with a plan of attack. So I come up with a plan of defense instead. I somehow pull a double barreled BOFOR 40mm anti-aircraft gun capable of firing 120 shots per Minuit on each barrel out of hammerspace and mount it on the deck of the Laittlecruiser. I man the gun, ready to shoot down any incoming aerial threats to the airship.

That, and I try to better determine what threats are in the area.

edited 27th Jun '15 6:20:31 AM by paradisedj32

Paradise. Look up the Metal Storm, if you need more dakka.

Alright, is there any limit to the type of Gods I can pick? Like their class? or from what Alignment? I don't want to miss any more posts, and I'm trying to post after Wyld.