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EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#801: Jun 16th 2014 at 11:36:54 PM

I have deep fears that whatever is emitting this energy would soon take a toll on my sanity, but nonetheless this power is awesome and regardless, we need all we can to defeat the Godmodder. I carry on. 23/50

I don't know what my fears would do for my pending creation, but I've made all this progress and I sure as hell won't let that energy go to waste. Besides, it's another powerful entity that will help out. 16/45

@Dimentio: MOAR CREATIVITY!    25/1000   

@Armored Fury: Perhaps this energy would make your forge more efficient. 11/15

@Lord Herobrine: I give you copious amounts of pot, in the hopes that this offering would... get you higher up on his pecking order. 8/50

For my free action, I bribe the neutral army with some energy, if and only if they'll take up our side. Otherwise I'd just energybomb the Grox with that offering.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
VampiricOne What's going on? from You don't want to know. Since: Jul, 2012
What's going on?
#802: Jun 17th 2014 at 1:11:25 AM

Well that was useless... guess I'll just try something wacky. I throw a plunger at the godmodder.

Charging Tabuu summon... 5/20 now, changing required charges.

Giving +1 to Aslan, Armored's forging, and Earl's sanity-eroding entity.

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.
Wordless_Summons Well, this guy just needs a hug. from an online forum. Duh. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Well, this guy just needs a hug.
#803: Jun 17th 2014 at 4:05:17 AM

Well, looks like everyone is losing their faith. It looks like the time for a ... ROUSING SPEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCHHH!

I start shouting to the A Gs and the other tropers, telling them to stop worrying and that we have both the man power and the mental power to beat this mangy godmodder.

7/6 OOOOOOOO Overcharge! I swing my staff into the air, and I bless my dracolich with a healing burst.

5/20 I begin gathering some of my dream power.

@Dimentiosome 26/1000

@Vampiric One: I supply energy to the tabuu ritual. 6/20

@Ichigo: I supply some power to the cannon charge. 6/10

edited 17th Jun '14 4:05:31 AM by Wordless_Summons

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.
h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#804: Jun 17th 2014 at 4:31:49 AM

6/40

5/10

I throw empty peanut shells at the godmodder.

Hmm... +1 for armored's active charges, and +1 for    RAW CREATIVITY   

edited 17th Jun '14 4:32:20 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#805: Jun 17th 2014 at 5:43:38 AM

I can't believe it, you just killed Boo-boo of, with no warning. It's not that I'm mad or anything… Well, that's DTG, anyways.

LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#806: Jun 17th 2014 at 8:58:16 AM

(2nd Draw.)

With pots of pot, Mr. Popo, and the Big Bad party, we travel to the governments of the world to *ahem* discuss matters. 9/50


Plotkai'ing into the Wind Waker AND Master Sword version of Ocarina of time, Majora beheads a third Ganon and takes his sword. He now has four swords in a chain three Ganon Swords, and a Wind Waker. 20/35
Gives the Godmodder a lemon.

I am the once and future king.
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#807: Jun 17th 2014 at 4:38:33 PM

Q&A: Okay guys, once again, I'm sorry about all the spontaneous entity deaths, I was actually just laying down damage and spreading it evenly (with a bit of an emphasis on older entities) and the ones that died were the ones that didn't have enough hp left to survive the beating. Tabbune, you don't have to drop Boo-boo, but mini-pets don't help you at all. Feel free to continue using Boo-boo after his/her/its death though. It'll work similarly to me and piono in the MCforums thread. Also, omega, you do realize that you can take the unused charge you have and apply it to you 175 charge right?

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h2o flies up and deals 2000 damage to the mothership, jondanger ponders the meaning of life and at length concludes that it is 42, fury deals a further 2500 damage to the mothership, earl deals 2250 to the mothership, ichigo throws a speck of dust at the godmodder, when one of the two remaining Chekhov's rocks flies through and collides with it, whisking the dust away, but slightly increasing the mass of the as-yet-unstopped rock. Lord Herobrine hands out cookies. They are poisoned. 2000 damage to the grandmatriarchs who were the only ones obsessed enough with cookies not to be suspicious. One of fury's engineers topples over, dead. Correction, the grandmatriarchs were the only ones smart enough that they should have known better.

Ichigo attempts to fly up to the mothership and disable its firing mechanism, but is shot down, only managing to deal 1750 damage before crashing. Tabbune fires fireballs at the PGs. taking down 150 grox bombers. Dimentiosome prepares another insane plan, Tabbune attempts to sacrifice the guest army, but they do not take kindly to this attempt, and swamp him with pure noobiness. 50 guests killed though. Suddenly, Boo-boo rises from the ground, no longer defeated, somehow respawned through a loophole in the Curse of Repetition. Undead Boo-boo summoned! Fury deals 1500 damage to the mothership. Earl attempts to bribe the guests with energy, but as they are too n00by to be swayed, he instead blasts 200 grox bombers out of the sky with it.

The Vampiric one throws a plunger at the godmodder, who catches it and laughs at such a foolish attack. He then catches a variety of peanut shells thrown at him, but because of this he drops the plunger, which knocks the lemon handed to him by lord herobrine into the air. It lands on the godmodder's head with a plop and the very sour taste of life. 1 damage! Wordless gives a rousing speech! Except he might be wrong, some of the players know what has happened before...

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Battlefield:

The terror kraken retaliates at the cruisers, dealing 1500 damage to all of them. Kongou and Draven unleashed their combined fire upon the destroyers, dealing 750 damage to each. Then the Grox strikecraft come around for another firing run. The Ravenous Bugblatter beast and the Almighty Dracolich go up to meet the strikecraft and both take 3000 damage while taking down 900 of each type of strikecraft. The guest army rushes forwards attempting to claim lord herobrine's cookies, the grandmatriarchs retaliate viciously, taking 2500 damage while killing 750 guests. Sergeant Crits, Boo-boo and the PARDISPRITE all rush up and destroy 2 of the destroyers. Gcat watches on. Catlike indifference. Some teammate he's being.

The destroyers and cruisers make another pass, this time at two of the larger entities that have been destroying many Grox recently. 5000 damage to both the terror kraken and the mighty dracolich. The battleship unleashes another massive bombardment, dealing 1000 damage to all AGs but Gcat. The mothership charges up again. It seems like that massive laser isn't going to be stopped in time. The carriers unleash 1200 fighters and 900 bombers. The godmodder pulls out a large sushi knife, and with murder in his eyes, walks up to the terror kraken. "This is what you get for betraying me!" Terror kraken killed.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 81/100

Grox Mothership [PG]: Hp: 80240/500000 2/3: large laser.

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 92500/100000

Grox Battleship x2 [???]: Hp: 100000/100000 [glitched]

Grox Carrier x3 [PG]: Hp: 44500/50000

Grox Cruiser x7 [PG]: Hp: 23500/25000

Grox Destroyer x6 [PG]: Hp: 6500/10000

Grox Destroyer [PG]: Hp: 4250/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 2066 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 2162 remaining.

Gcat [AG]: 3/5

Grand Matriarchs [AG]: 24000/35000

Draven [AG]: 11500/17500

PARDISPRITE [AG]: 5000/11000

Almighty Dracolich [AG]: 2500/35000

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 7000/25000

Kongou [AG]: 9500/17500

Sergeant Crits [AG]: Hp: 8500/12500

Undead Boo-boo [AG]: Hp: 7500/8500

Guest Army [N]: 8700 left

edited 17th Jun '14 5:12:49 PM by pionoplayer

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h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#808: Jun 17th 2014 at 5:22:35 PM

Guests are apparently now spell fodder.

7/40

6/10: -is talking to the employees at Maxis-

I throw a guest at the mothership's laser charger.

Welcome to my special hell.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#809: Jun 17th 2014 at 5:38:07 PM

Potato.

Plan:

30/50

Badmins:

15/20

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#810: Jun 17th 2014 at 5:38:48 PM

I climb out of my crashed VS and levitate the wreckage of all the destroyed starships into the air, then throw said wreckage at the Grox mothership.

Justice League: 8/15

Cannon: 7/10

edited 17th Jun '14 5:40:30 PM by IchigoMontoya

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#811: Jun 17th 2014 at 6:59:41 PM

Free action: I place a comically large cork into the Mothership's large laser cannon like some Looney Tunes cartoon.

What the hell? This doesn't seem right, but then again who knows? But still, I can fully see why the three gurus have reservations about this project and I think I might-

(snaps)

Lavos beckons! We continue! 25/50

And as for my experiment, I continue on. More! MORE samples! I insist! I must make it stronger! 17/45

@dimentiosome:    UAHAHAHA! THIS IS FUN! 28/1000   

@h2obox: +1 for your plan. 8/40

@Vampiric One: Oh good, another strong sample on its way! 7/20

edited 17th Jun '14 7:01:00 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#812: Jun 17th 2014 at 8:00:44 PM

(1st Draw.)

Saying goodbye to Putin, Aizen travels to Trenzalore, where he meets a man in a bow tie. 10/50 or 1/5


Plotkai'ing into Oracle of Ages, Majora keelhauls young Link. He now has four swords in a chain, three Ganon Swords, a Wind Waker, and a lovely harp. 21/35
Rejoicing at having hurt the Godmodder, Lord Herobrine hands Dimentionsome a Critical Hit cannon. USE WITH EXTREME CAUTION. ITEM MAY BACKFIRE. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOSS OF ASSETS OF ANY KIND.

I am the once and future king.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#813: Jun 17th 2014 at 8:02:07 PM

I remove the cannons from my wrecked VS and charge them with Force Lightning, then blast the Grox mothership's engines with many, many electrified projectiles.

Justice League: 9/15

Cannon: 8/10

edited 18th Jun '14 12:19:25 AM by IchigoMontoya

ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#814: Jun 17th 2014 at 9:46:53 PM

The armor has been forged. The smiths are now giving some finishing touches. 14/15

After some discussion, we agree the weapon must be:

  • Ranged
  • Capable of multiple shots before reloading
  • Light enough to be carried without any supports
  • Can penetrate most forms of armor
  • Powerful enough to deal significant trauma in case of failed penetration

We conclude that railguns fit this criteria best. Any suggestions and criticism are appreciated. 8/40


Kongou and Draven focuses their fire at the Mothership as I throw a health grenade at them.


@Vampiric: The enchanter adds some runes to the ritual. 8/20

@Earl: The engineer keeps working on the machine. 26/50

@Jon: The Badmins should arrive faster now. 16/20

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#815: Jun 17th 2014 at 9:58:43 PM

I put up a totem to attract the P Gs attacks.

Setting up a shield spell: 1/2

edited 17th Jun '14 9:59:06 PM by Tabbune

VampiricOne What's going on? from You don't want to know. Since: Jul, 2012
What's going on?
#816: Jun 17th 2014 at 11:38:56 PM

I charge at the Godmodder, preparing to teleport and attack from a different angle when he tries to block.

The connection to Subspace is almost fully established. 9/20.

Finishing off Armored's forging and Tabbune's shield spell, and giving +1 to Lavos.

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#817: Jun 17th 2014 at 11:54:12 PM

[up]I cast that shield spell on Boo-boo to prevent all damage that would be dealt to it this turn, thank you. I'm not taking extra turns, I just tell him the target of this spell.

edited 17th Jun '14 11:54:58 PM by Tabbune

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#818: Jun 17th 2014 at 11:59:01 PM

[up][up] For the forging part, and the shield spell, doesn't quite work that way I'm afraid. The charger himself must finish the charge, but it's still possible for him to "overclock" in order to make it even stronger.

Yes! YES! Getting closer to unleashing him! (God I wish my personnel are okay, including Brian, that engineer I've gotten to know.) 28/50

And still my creation is developing rather well! Gotta finish the time machine for it! 18/45

@Vampiric One: Now you're halfway. 10/20

@Armored Fury: How can we improve this railgun idea? How about add MORE ENERGY! 9/40

@Dimentiosome:    MORE CREATIVITY! 29/1000   

Free action: I throw a weak shield to guard us in case the large laser does fire.

edited 17th Jun '14 11:59:25 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#819: Jun 18th 2014 at 12:43:09 AM

Dumb me forgetting to do my action, I fire a freeze ray at the mothership's engine.

3/3: With the support of the Vampiric One, I cast a shield spell to Boo-boo, preventing all damage dealt to it this turn.

CREATIVITY! WHY? BECAUSE CREATIVITY! 30/1000

edited 18th Jun '14 2:45:06 AM by Tabbune

ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#820: Jun 18th 2014 at 12:55:31 AM

Behold, the Thornmail! (Theme song) 16/16

Despite being a mere replica of the real thing, this Thornmail still have a fraction of its original power. The Thornmail provides a decent amount of defense/health and (if Piono allows it) reflects a small amount of damage taken back to the attacker.

Excellent. With Mammon energy, we don't have to worry about creating a new kind of power supply for the weapon. I have the engineers sketch up a blueprint of the weapon immediately. 10/40


I store the Thornmail for later use, assuming any AG survives the next round. Kongou scrambles for cover while Draven grabs the nearest non-Kongou entity as a meat shield.

While waiting for the blueprint to be finished, I throw a screwdriver through a destroyer's bridge.


@Earl: Brian seems to be alright. In fact, he looks happier than before. 29/50

@Ichigo: I do something to make the Justice League arrive faster. 10/15

@Herobrine: The Robot Buddy offers to carry all those items. 22/35

edited 18th Jun '14 1:42:00 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
Wordless_Summons Well, this guy just needs a hug. from an online forum. Duh. Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Well, this guy just needs a hug.
#821: Jun 18th 2014 at 4:47:10 AM

I jump up on to the mothership and block the laser ... WITH MY OWN BODY! Try and stop the power of FRIENDSHIP, DOUCHESHIP!

I gather more dream strength. 6/20

I begin pooling my magical essence. 1/10

@Dimentiosome 31/1000 Creative creativity is creative.

@Earl: I supply some time machine schematics. 19/45

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#822: Jun 18th 2014 at 6:22:37 AM

I screw scream at PARDISPRITE to retreat. I don't want him killed yet. I then direct him to the nearest Pokémon center.

_______

RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   32/1000   . Oh yes. YES. YES!!!

Aslan: 4/15

edited 18th Jun '14 6:23:06 AM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#823: Jun 18th 2014 at 9:25:16 AM

9/50: now I know what I will summon.

7/10 "Yes, could you come over to where I am? We have a bit of a....grox infestation." "What? We'll be right there shortly."

I throw a n00b at the guests. Gotta fight fire with fire, y'know?

edited 18th Jun '14 9:52:21 AM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#824: Jun 18th 2014 at 12:32:54 PM

Using my new robot buddy, I begin gathering MAXIMUM DATA on all rumors regarding the abilities and location of the Reset Button. 3/175

By this point, I know exactly what, or rather, who, this strange presence is. Their intent? That is still unclear. [Number]/???

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#825: Jun 18th 2014 at 3:20:02 PM

Q&A: Huh, not many posts. Hope I haven't driven people off... No h2o, the guests are not spell fodder, its just that they weren't protecting themselves at all until last round.

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h2o throws a guest at the mothership, killing the guest and dealing 2000 damage to the mothership. Ichigo throws the wreckage of his mech at the mothership, dealing 2500 damage to it. Earl places a large cork in the mothership's cannon. This will do nothing however, as energy will not bounce off of cork. Lord Herobrine hands off a critical hit cannon. Dimentiosome doesn't use it though. Ichigo deals a further 2250 to the mothership with the guns of his destroyed mech. Fury throws a health grenade at Kongou and Draven, healing each for 1000 health. Tabbune puts up a totem to attract PG attacks. The Vampiric one rushes the godmodder, preparing to come in from a different angle when the godmodder blocks. But the godmodder doesn't block, he parries instead!

Earl throws up a small shield to try and protect against incoming fire. Tabbune deals 2000 damage to the mothership by freezing its engine, then throws up a shield that prevents Boo-boo from taking damage this round (allowed because Boo-boo is not going to be targeted except by area strikes). Fury creates the Thornmail, which is an artifact and will work similar to Cleavebanners. Fury then throws a screwdriver through the bridge of a destroyer, critting and destroying it. Wordless jumps up to attempt to block the mothership's laser. PARDISPRITE, at dimentiosome's behest flees in an attempt to avoid being obliterated by looming laser blast. h2o throws a n00b at the guests. The n00b distracts the guests, they will not attack this round.

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Battlefield:

Everyone holds their breath as the mothership's cannon glows with an ominous light. It seems... that the godmodder has gained the upp-

EARTHSHATTERINGKABOOM!!!!

The mothership takes 10000 damage as the cork plugged into the barrel causes the energy to partially backfire. The godmodder angrily shouts into a walkie talkie, and the mothership continues the charge. It will be finished in two rounds, and be strong enough to almost certainly wipe out everything on the field. You'd better kill that thing fast! Everyone turns to block incoming attacks, but too late! The Grox strikecraft have the advantage! Then gcat does something uncharacteristically un-catlike. It helps. It teleports the attack-magnet totem into the shield, then teleports the shield up behind the Grox strike craft. The massive barrage of missiles instead hits and blows up one of the Grox carriers. Wordless lands, brushes himself off, and walks away, feeling slightly silly and extremely relieved.

The grandmatriarchs unleash their wrath upon destroyers and blow one up. Kongou and Draven focus fire upon the mothership, dealing 5000 damage to it. Boo-boo, the bugblatter beast, and the dracolich fly up and launch a retaliatory strike upon the small Grox ships, destroying 1500 fighters and 1250 bombers. Sergeant Crits and PARDISPRITE together deal 2000 damage to the two remaining carriers.

The large Grox craft unleash their attack. The crusiers and destroyers move in on the three giant beasts trashing their strikecraft. Boo-boo of course survive, but the bugblatter beast and almighty dracolich finally fall. The Grox are enheartened, not seeming to notice the fact that that one small victory cost them the vast majority of their once vast fleet. The two carriers release 400 fighters and 300 bombers. The Grox ability to replenish their strikecraft has been crippled, it should be easy to keep down that portion of their damage output now. The battleship unleashes another barrage, dealing 1000 damage to all AGs but Gcat and Boo-boo and killing 500 guests. The godmodder is too busy chewing out whoever is left in control of the mothership to attack.

The glitched battleships are just sitting up there. Hovering eerily.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 81/100

Grox Mothership [PG]: Hp: 56490/500000 3/5: field wipe

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 92500/100000

Grox Battleship x2 [???]: Hp: 100000/100000 [glitched]

Grox Carrier x2 [PG]: Hp: 42500/50000

Grox Cruiser x7 [PG]: Hp: 23500/25000

Grox Destroyer x5 [PG]: Hp: 6500/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 1116 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 1062 remaining.

Gcat [AG]: 3/5

Grand Matriarchs [AG]: 23000/35000

Draven [AG]: 11500/17500

PARDISPRITE [AG]: 4000/11000

Kongou [AG]: 9500/17500

Sergeant Crits [AG]: Hp: 7500/12500

Undead Boo-boo [AG]: Hp: 7500/8500

Thornmail [A]: Durability: 100%

Guest Army [N]: 8199 left

edited 18th Jun '14 3:51:09 PM by pionoplayer

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