Knight of Cerebus
"Hey guys, that boat's using hammerspace magazines, shut em' down!"
I produce a standard jammer, straight-up teleport to stand on top of the Missile Boat, and activate it. Every hammerspace node within two miles stops responding. Including my own. Shit.
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
The owner of the Universe in a parallel universe
@piono Thank you. I made sure that ship would survive almost any situation for at least some period of time when I made it and it looks like my forward-thinking paid off.
@wyld If need be you can just use the Laittlecrusier's teleporters to get the ODST on the ship.
@everyone READ THIS Out best bet at taking down that missile boat is one giant combo attack. I'm thinking about me starting an energy ball of doom with the yamato cannon and have you guys add to it for a giant energy death-ball that I'll throw at the missile boat.
That thing was way more firepower than it deserves, SOMEHOW it's wearing down the matrix.
Well sir, we burned most of our Wraiths getting Felix, so any ideas?
One but it's stupid. I need three heavy lobsters right now, in the hanger.
When I arrive at the hanger the three lobsters are already finished. I create a hardlight box and carry them outside of the Laittlecrusier but inside of the defensive matrix, positioning myself so that I'm directly in front of the missile boat. Using four of the destructor casing's arms I hold the box in the air while I open a small hole in the bottom of the box as I carefully (despite the destructor casings thick fingers) set the reactors of the heavy lobsters into overdrive.
The unstable reactors cause a centralized singularity of energy to form inside of the hardlight box, eating the box and leaving me with a ball of energy for people to add to and eventually throw at the missile boat.
GROUP ATTACK ENGAGED
EVERYONE ADD TO THE BIG BALL OF DOOM IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT TO THE MAIN HOUSE!
You heard the man, contribute, this ship is the fastest way to the main house and the only way this thing will survive is if you all contribute to his attack. Also we'll just throw you overboard if you don't so contribute to Laitome's attack.
Victor and the rest of the Laittlecrusier crew threaten all players and gods on the ship (barring Felix, he's still frantically repairing everything) to give power to the BIG BALL OF DOOM or get thrown off the ship.
@piono I have the power to throw them off, right? I mean it is MY ship.
Once the BIG BALL OF DOOM has gotten the power of everyone available, the Laittlecrusier turns into it's auto-bot form before round-house kicking the BIG BALL OF DOOM straight at the missile boat. Following the ball, I begin the punch it with all six-arms of the Destructor Casing to both guide and give extra force.
The resulting 6-armed rapid-fire fisticuffs display that would impress Asura clashes with the fire-power of the missile boat, resistance is futile as the Laittlecrusier fires the Yamato Cannon at THE BIG BALL OF DOOM to increase its size and give it the extra momentum needed for me to push THE BIG BALL OF DOOM into the Imperial Missile Boat.
edited 25th Jun '15 10:02:19 AM by Laitome
Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.
"No missile boat that's illegal."
I flash-step onto the midsection of the Imperial Missile Boat, locking into place with foot-mounted spikes. If it's the master of air combat, let's see how well it can defend itself from non-airborne combatants! With this, I turn and, raising a rather solidly built hammer high, suddenly call in the power of a Combat Operandi from the other session.
COMBAT OPERANDI - NUKED
I bring the hammer down hard on the left missile launcher of the Imperial Missile Boat, a nuclear-like explosion echoing out from the impact. I know I can, and I know I will, do my best to bring down the Imperial Missile Boat, even if it means I have to walk to the main house of the Pantheon because of it!
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
I fire a rocket at the Imperial Missle Boat before quickly pulling out my rifle and gunning down some of the smaller enemies in the air.
Godzilla, on the other hand, is focused solely on the Missle Boat, letting loose his atomic breath on the machine, not even bothering with the smaller fliers.
edited 24th Jun '15 9:30:35 PM by TheSpinoGuy
Knight of Cerebus
I retroactively include my disabling the Missile Boat's infinite ammo in Laitome's combo attack!
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
I get mad, attempting to find some peace and quiet. Stumbling because of the Lattilecruiser's shifting, I fall through a hole in the cruiser and plummet.
Realizing I'm nearing the House of Commerce, I drop down with a portal gun on a piece of random flying debris and the roof.
Coming up, I notice there are two men, one fat and one skinny, seemingly pointing up at the fight and arguing. One of them is eating a garlic.
Whole.
After listening in a bit, I realize that Wario and Waluigi are arguing over betting. It's in intelligible language... Probably Mario based.
Going up to them, I then offer a lucrative deal with Waluigi and just the stock million bucks to Wario.
Bored anyway, the two gods agree to come and see what all the fuss is about. Hopping on Wario's Motorcycle and grabbing Waluigi's tennis racket, we start trekin' it across to the main house on the ground.
I cast Speed III on the motorcycle, and we really start bookin' it.
edited 25th Jun '15 9:21:20 AM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
Free Bird
"How's the Wave Motion Gun going?"
"We did our best, sir, but there's not enough material to build even a halfway comparable weapon. Our gun is pretty much a flashlight compared to the real thing."
"No problem. Please get it ready and move it here."
I expend 4 charges to finish our jury-rigged WMG and use it to power our Combination Attack. This will cause the weapon to burn out though.
Spare Charges: 14
More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
Keeping cool
I cast Farore's Wind to create a checkpoint on the Laittlecruiser. I then don a flying squirrel suit and glide to the battlefield, where I look for Sora.
SoundCloud
I channel some energy into Laitome's attack.
The Lost Vikings prepare their longboat for launch.
I do love how we're now Lai's "crew".
edited 25th Jun '15 7:27:58 AM by Tabbune
Happy Box Hater
I contribute to laitome and his energy ball with a ton of power, courtesy of burning one of my 3 oceans of fish oil in hammerspace up .
Too difficult to control the kraken and Bruce without help, I might need some help from a friend of all creatures. Perhaps fluttershy. I'm running out of ideas. But if she can calm Godzilla I think she's my best bet. Convincing her to help will be easier than doing it myself but a challenge regardless.
I make one of my hammerspace factories (my hammerspace portals have factories in them, at least some of them) start producing modified splatoon grenades for fish oil.
edited 25th Jun '15 3:35:16 PM by pillowmantis
Why is a yam attacking me?
"I am not affiliating with him, he is affiliating with me. And while I'm hardly some Lawful Good hero here, I am neither evil nor a fool. Just because Smaug is evil, doesn't mean he can't do good things, at least with the right motivation. The godmodder is a much greater threat than Smaug here, so surely, you could give us the benefit of the doubt here?"
pantheocidal maniac
Right. POWER. I move over to Laitome and dump a big bucket labeled "PHLEBOTINIUM" into the energy ball, giving it some extra oomph.
Just to make absolutely certain that this works, the twin dragons both use helping hand to boost the power of Lait's big ball of doom. Everyone else's pulling all the stops, might as well.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
That Guy Who Ate Your Sandwich
(another fail)
edited 26th Jun '15 9:22:52 AM by coolestardude
The less you think about it, the more it works.
I donate to Laitome's big energy attack by giving him/her/it some spare plasma guns.
Something something smithy
I throw a pie into the energy attack, and then begin to let magic flow into the book.
Something something Arena.
Justification ofr Kain Highwind appearing: his Jump technique can send him sailing into the air, and he can easily land on the Laittlecrusier.
Justification for Aegislash and Chespin is harder. I may need to find a flying God. Perhaps Kain Highwind and Yveltal would be good. Kain can Jump, and he's a Sacred Knight. Yveltal is a bird, so it can Fly, and it's Chaotic Good, and hates destruction without meaning.
edited 25th Jun '15 3:46:11 PM by SacredSpirit123
Trigger of Enmity
Well, not much is going on, so I can't really post much I suppose. And I won't be able to post tomorrow due to tomorrow being my graduation, and me thus being busy till around midnight, sorry.
Spacial anomalies were already in place, but suddenly a wave of temporal anomallies hit Tartar and Palkia too. Previously Only Dialga had been intent on finding the source and eliminating it, and Palkia just tagging along to bug its arch-rival. But suddenly Dialga now too saw its domain threatened, and thus the Temporal Dragon rushed fourth with renewed zeal to investigate what was going on in the house. For but this moment, the two arch-rivals had a unspoked ceasefire.
While flying both dragons fired off-handedly a few bolts of Aura Spheres towards the Imperial Missile boat, as the massive amount of firepower it unleashed threatened both of their domains. Since the Boat was made of Metal, a fighting type move should be Super-Effective.
Meanwhile Tartar started meditating and fell into a trance. In this state of hyper-awareness Tartar tried discerning the space-time composition Totally a word... of the Main House and what was inside it, to get a better sense of what they were up against.
edited 25th Jun '15 3:25:00 PM by Tartar
I reject the shackles that bind this flesh to the earth that many others so willingly cling onto
First in and first knocked out
Q&A: @laitome: well, at the very least its helping me learn to think on my feet. And does your ship have the power to throw them off? Also, I would recommend not doing that. You want the other players capable of helping out. You don't want others stuck in pointless side fights when you need help with the godmodder. @tabbune: It doesn't have to be like that. You guys are letting him take center stage, not me. @sarced: dude, you only get to choose two of them, and the justification involves why in the heck they would follow you instead of just stay confined to whatever other things they are doing. Considering the insanity present in the battle, getting them onboard shouldn't be a problem if you apply some creativity. @coolstar: Okay, I know you’ve been trying really hard, but I have been breathing down other people’s necks for in-character stuff. You can’t just swap out Robin for him, Robin being Grima’s vessel is sort of cemented in pantheon lore, and hijacking that would cause tons of other problems. Also, even as a Minecraftian, I doubt you’d be able to control a greater god under even the best of circumstances.
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Amp attempts to mess up all the hammerspace inventories… and the raw amount of power the jammer is trying to hold back makes the jammer stop working. Explosively. Engie jumps onto the missile boat, and brings his hammer down. It smashes one of the missile launchers. One. This does not slow the onslaught noticeably… then he realizes that that’s the first serious hit landed on the thing yet. Spino focuses on the smaller enemies, and Godzilla jumps in on the missile boat, but somehow, even the greater god can’t seem to take on this thing. Why does pantheon stuff have to make no sense!?
Laitome begins the charge of a massive ball of doom energy, armoredfury and his engineers throw a WMG into the mix, tabbune generically adds energy, pillow burns an ocean of fish-oil to add to the power, paradise, Latios, Latias, jondanger and zbse all add to it too. The Laittlecruiser transforms into transformer mode, and with a yamato cannon boosted kick, sends the massive energy ball screaming straight into the imperial missile boat. The missile boat’s onslaught stops as the entire ship jerks backwards and spirals off into the distance, not destroyed, but hit with enough force to launch it a fair distance away. Engie goes with it.
The defensive matrix was heavily damaged, but just when it looks like you’ll make it to the main house without any problems, a massive stray artillery shell hits the matrix and wipes out the rest of its power. You’ll need to do something to ensure the Laittlecruiser doesn’t get destroyed in the meantime. Fix-It-Felix continues seriously repairing the Laittlecruiser.
Herobrine jumps off the edge, and somehow manages to land a portal pinpoint next to Waluigi and Wario, who are standing on a hilltop, making bets on the current battle. Him meeting up with the two sets him back by a bit, but the sped-up Wario bike seems to be going fast enough to avoid being intercepted… holy crap that’s a lot of fighters. Might want to do something to avoid getting smashed up in the approaching melee.
Shiny leaves a checkpoint on the Laittlecruiser, somehow allowing himself to return should he need it, provided the Laittlecruiser still exists. He then dives off the side, after what feels like forever dodging a ludicrous amount of bullets and rockets, he find Sora… surrounded by heartless. Sora seems like he’s doing fine, although a few of them are pretty big, helping him out might make recruiting his aid easier.
Fseftr discovers through some extremely unsuccessful negotiations that really, Bahamut just isn’t going to listen. He knows about the godmodder (after the fiasco with all the electronics, who doesn’t?) but after learning of his exploits, believes him not to be a threat. At the very least, he’s more concerned with Smaug. And then the Imperial Missile Boat comes flying out of nowhere, still spinning, engie desperately latched on to the ruined cannon. It slams into the back of Bahamut’s head and finally stops. The pilot inside is a bit too concerned with throwing up to get it back into gear just yet.
Tartar completely misses the fact that he’s gotten a fair distance away from the Laittlecruiser, and another random round of spatio-temporal disruptions from somewhere else in the battlefield distracts Palkia and Dialga, which is followed up by Tartar almost being blasted off of his ‘steed’ by the highly irritable and currently in the process of freaking out because of an information overload Mega Rayquaza. @pillow: you have control over the two, you could honestly have them do just about anything (within reason) once you get them there. You're biggest problem is getting enough water for them to be effective, and getting them into that water in the right place. The second one shouldn't be too hard if you use the telefishnesis right. Getting the water is probably a bit difficult though.
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The Pantheon
The Godmodder: Hp: 3/100
In Transit: Wario Bike 4 rounds to Main House
Really freaking insane amount of fighting: obstacle
Wario, Waluigi [N]
herobrine [P]
In Transit: Smaug 3 rounds to Main House
Bahamut, Imperial Missile Boat [N]
Cecil, Smaug [AG]
solar, fseftr, engie [P]
In Transit: Palkia 2 round to Main House
Mega Rayquaza [H]
Palkia, Dialga [AG]
tartar [P]
In Transit: Laittlecruiser 1 round to Main House
Godzilla [N]
Captain America, The Three Lost Vikings, Latios and Laitas, Fix-It-Felix [AG]
The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 895000/2000000. Energy:370/750. Nuke: 8/10. Supply: 19/300. Nuke x1. [defensive matrix: 1 round]. shiny’s checkpoint
Wraiths x10 [AG] Hp: 5000/5000
heavy lobsters x3 [AG] Hp: 15000/15000
Cartoon Wars Army [AG]: Hp: 30000/33000
Teostra [AG]: Hp: 19000/20000
jondanger, spino, amp, tabbune, math, fury, coolstar, pillow, wyld, hyena, trip, sacred [P]
paradise, zbse [P] golden orb
Laitome [P]: Hardlight Armor [A]
Finding Sora
horde of heartless [H]
shiny [P]
Sora [N]
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claimed gods:
jondanger: The Engineer, Shulk
armoredfury: Yamato, Yurnero
earl: dethklok, Eddie Riggs
trip: Jotaro
paradise: Pikmin
pillow: Bruce (Jaws), The Kraken
hyena: Nu-13
engie: Glass Joe
wyld: 7th ODST battalion
tartar: Giratina
math: Tiamat
edited 25th Jun '15 8:01:59 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
Knight of Cerebus
Ninja attack! ![[nja]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
/notactuallyarealactionunlessPionodecidesit'dwork
edited 25th Jun '15 7:04:33 PM by Amperzand
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
First in and first knocked out
![[up]](../../static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Aim at something and it'll totally work.
Hyena but with a crown
My pieces are doing their best to repair the Laittlecruiser, smaller and flying animals reaching places the other's can't reach.
An armless figure in a cloak and pointed hat teleports onboard the deck of the Laittlecruiser. The Phantom proceeds to teleport a second being on deck before vanishing.*
Transport successful. Nu-13, the Calamity Trigger, is now onboard.Assessing threat priorities...
7/100: Back up plan for when something triggers my ally's yandere mode.
2/???: Forging some weapons. HELD~
- Phantom actually does this a lot in her universe's cannon. To the point that it's becoming surprising when the villains /don't/ just appear where they need to be, exactly when they to be there.
Happy Box Hater
I create some repurposed splatoon grenades for fish oil
Why did you not you say so piono.ן I was trying to solve the wrong question this whole time. The water shall be from my perpetual fish waterfall that I have in hammerspace perpetual means I have infinite water. No it is not a loop of the same water but infinite water that without being directed goes into a mini black hole. I will open the flood gates.
And I can't touch the gods. But I can control any sealife on them. The kraken and Bruce should have barnacles and other such things.
edited 26th Jun '15 7:47:28 AM by pillowmantis
Why is a yam attacking me?
Knight of Cerebus
The Ninjas that arrived earlier all perform offensively stereotypical Japanese bows, then infiltrate the Missile Boat, sabotaging all kinds of important stuff by wedging shurikens and smokebombs in delicate areas.
So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I cheerfully wave to Solar and Blue, then forcibly enter the Imperial Missile Boat, hammer held high...
And then suddenly offer the pilot an empty bag and a damp cloth.
"Here, you look like you could use these."
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Okay, a whole bunch of people missed posts today. Do you guys want me to try and move the updates to the mornings?
Q&A: @herobrine: yes, you can claim the two, since neither are above intermediate god. Just keep in mind that both are going to be on the ground. @tabbune: The imperial missile boat, which is blowing lots of holes in the Laittlecruiser. @augmentor: No being PG anymore, we're in the finale, everyone is being defaulted to AG. @zbse: You're on top of the Laittlecruiser, flying at high speed towards the Main House. Assume that your character was able to do any minor preparations that were needed to be able to fight effectively, there was a bit of a break between the end of the warded sanctuary and the fight here. @wyld: They have access to the full arsenal, the entire pantheon is at war at maximum level on everything. And them air-dropping in... Not sure if they can do that through a massive crowded air battle, but I'm not a veteran in Halo lore. The Laittlecruiser is big enough that a few might land on it trying to get to other ground areas though. @pillow: Just so you know, only you guys and the handful of gods who realize how dangerous the godmodder really is care about AG/PG. @laitome: Holy crap. I was going through this update thinking the Laittlecruiser was going to go down regardless of what everyone did… and then you pulled up the freaking defensive matrix. I had completely forgotten about that thing. Well played sir. Well played. @tartar: That plot armor has been protecting you all game long. That’s why you guys have been able to do anything even resembling usefulness against the gods.
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Shiny’s onward movement brings him to the front of the Laittlecruiser. It seems that the plot is heading in the direction of the Main House. Jondanger tosses a potato bomb at the imperial missile boat. This does next to nothing to the great juggernaut of the skies. Tabbune and the vikings work together to repair the Laittlecruiser somewhat… although the vikings don’t have much experience with advanced vehicles such as this, and thus their effectiveness is lessened.
Amp throws a massive anti-air missile… which is shot down by the barrage of fire coming from the missile boat. Okay, that thing is putting out way more projectiles than it should be physically capable of. Augmentor, in a fit of stupor-induced stupid, fires a large lazor at the Laittlecruiser, dealing 10000 damage. Engie calls down several dragonfly drones… all of which get completely obliterated. This thing is truly the master of air combat. That’s its position in the pantheon after all. Engie’s technicians are able to get some repair works done though.
Armoredfury’s engineers aid in the repair quest, attempting to keep the Laittlecruiser alight. Pillow attempts to ring up the Foundation. Nope. Comms are still down universally. His attempt to reach through results in a massive amount of charred fish exploding outwards. It seems that the temporal fluctuations going on in the battle have completely fried his entire inventory, and any attempts to try and obtain things from a distance with it will be met with failure.
Zbse was in fact able to find a book. Paradise fires his glue cannon at the missile boat, then turns and releases a healing pulse that heals up the Laittlecruiser some more. He whirls around again as the Laittlecruiser is pounded once more. It seems glue does not work on energy-based weapon systems. The sixty wraiths begin zooming around the battlefield. They are taken for enemies by numerous different people across the warzone, and almost all of them go down, but finally, Fix-It-Felix Jr. is located, and brought aboard the Laittlecruiser.
While Felix immediately sets about repairing the Laittlecruiser at a ludicrously rapid pace, the Laittlecruiser is able to pull up the defensive matrix against the onslaught of the missile boat… but it won’t hold for long. The boarding capsules are all, unfortunately, destroyed mid-flight. There is a ridiculous amount of fire-power being flung about right now. Fseftr attempts to talk to Bahamut, but is unsuccessful. The great dragon responds saying that mortals that affiliate with evil like this are either evil themselves, or very foolish. Either way, he doesn’t seem inclined to believe you.
Tartar watches as everything is collapsing around him, but as luck would have it (or as unluck would have it? depends on your point of view I guess) Palkia and Dialga were busy hashing it out amongst themselves. As always. He calls out to them, and apparently legendaries are just universally weak to naive champions of good in general, not just Ash, because they do, in fact, join him. So of course, something horrible happens. Rayquaza’s been attracted by all the violence, and here he comes… and oh crap. He’s mega-evolved. Wyld launches grenades to try and slow or stop the missile boat, but it doesn’t do much good. Everyone else on the Laittlecruiser not doing something already stated is busy shooting down smaller, non-ascended aerial attackers that decide to join in on bombarding the Laittlecruiser. This is not looking good.
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The Pantheon
The Godmodder: Hp: 3/100
In Transit: Smaug 3 rounds to Main House
Bahamut [N]
Cecil, Smaug [AG]
solar, fseftr [P]
In Transit: Palkia 2 rounds to Main House
Mega Rayquaza [H]
Palkia, Dialga [AG]
tartar [P]
In Transit: Laittlecruiser 2 rounds to Main House
The Imperial Missile boat, Godzilla [N]
Captain America, The Three Lost Vikings, Latios and Laitas, Fix-It-Felix [AG]
The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 720000/2000000. Energy:500/750. Nuke: 7/10. Supply: 10/300. Nuke x1. Defensive matrix: 1000000/2000000. [defensive matrix: 2 rounds]
Wraiths x10 [AG] Hp: 5000/5000
Cartoon Wars Army [AG]: Hp: 30000/33000
Teostra [AG]: Hp: 19000/20000
jondanger, shiny, spino, amp, tabbune, math, fury, coolstar, pillow, engie, herobrine, wyld, hyena, trip, sacred [P]
paradise, zbse [P] golden orb
Laitome [P]: Hardlight Armor [A]
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claimed gods:
jondanger: The Engineer, Shulk
armoredfury: Yamato, Yurnero
earl: dethklok, Eddie Riggs
trip: Jotaro
paradise: Pikmin
pillow: Bruce (Jaws), The Kraken
hyena: Nu-13
shiny: Sora
engie: Glass Joe
wyld: 7th ODST battalion
tartar: Giratina
math: Tiamat
herobrine: Waluigi, Wario
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Just so you guys know, my original plan was to have you guys get shot down or intercepted by the various obstacles assailing you currently, thus causing you to arrive just after the godmodder.
So much for that idea. If you don't figure out a way to down the missile boat, I still don't think its gonna shoot down the Laittlecruiser before you guys arrive.
edited 24th Jun '15 7:49:42 PM by pionoplayer
DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?