Destroy The Godmodder

"...Hmm..."

Okay, the Imperial Missile Boat is currently neutral. Alright then. Yes, flying thing, your existence is acknowledged.

...But the Wither is outright hostile.

And we all know what inevitably happens when there's a hostile entity on the battlefield.

...However, I have more urgent matters to attend to, courtesy of a phone call from Purple.

"So, how's things?"

I have been heading around the Pantheon for quite some time now.
The current status of things is quite poor.
However there is an upside.

"Oh?"

There has been an abundance of reasons to get people to do things around here.
I shall stay here and help out whoever I can.
Glass Joe will rendezvous with you once you arrive.
I hope you know what you are doing.

"Relax, Purple. I've got it all covered. As for now, just air-drop some troops to wherever they're needed, maybe some supplies, occasionally step in and take part in the fighting personally. I'm going to help end this war."

Not charging, just reminding myself I have them 98/98 209/209

While in transit I start working on my plan to get the kraken and Bruce on my side. It will involve me using my aquatic creature telekinesis to alter their brains so that they have a restraining bolt to prevent them attacking the AG. The other step is infusing them with an enchantment to let them fly, because unless we go to the house of natures water area there won't be enough for them. I gather my mind so I can get to work the second I arrive.

Oh, and I also need to borrow chekhovs gun from Rowling.

edited 23rd Jun '15 10:00:32 AM by pillowmantis

@piono Could've sworn he was an intermediate god but I'll just take Felix then. I'll also be gone on the 29 till what is basically the whole month of july.

two lobsters, three wraiths

Meanwhile at the house of technology

Are you Fix-It-Felix Jr. from the game "Fix-It-Felix Jr?"

Yes sir!

Good I have a battleship that needs repairs, a job. It pays extremely well, full benefits and really needs some short-term maintenance. Just need you to read and sign these papers.

uhhh huh, mmmm, looks good you got yourself a fixer, Victor.

Thank you. Port us to the ship boss.

Meanwhile on the Laittlecrusier

Alright good work Victor. Beam 'em here.

yes sir.

After a brief second and a distinct whoosh sound, Victor walks into the Laittlecrusier bridge with Felix hopping right behind him.

You know, I never liked the ship's teleporter especially since I can just teleport on my own. Felix meet the owner of the ship, company, and your new boss, Laitome.

Why hello there sir. I'm Fix-It-Felix Jr. from the house of Technology. Is there anything that needs fixing?

Lots but Victor will show you, I got business to deal with.

Leaving the bridge, I rush on down to the hanger to retrieve my Hardlight Armor and Destructor Casing.

Hey Victor, you're in charge of the ship. If any of they players got gods to send in let them use the teleporters to send them in. I gonna buy a boat just make sure their human-sized.

After putting Fix-It-Felix Jr. to work and leaving Victor in charge of the ship, I take a heavy lobster and use it to form an additional armored layer around the Hardlight Armor. I then jump out of the hanger direct my flight course to the imperial missile boat stopping right on top of the "bane of all things airborne" before calmly boarding the boat.

Greetings gentlemen how much would it cost for you to join my company? Pay's great, full benefits what do you say?

If they decide to open fire immediately the rest of the heavy lobsters are launched directly onto the missile boat.

The Laittlecrusier continues its course towards the entrance, all wraiths are deployed and open fire on The Wither, and Fix-It-Felix Jr. begins to hit destroyed portions of the Laittlecrusier with his signature golden hammer, magically fixing them. Something the crew on the Laittlecrusier never learned how to do.

Something for the far future 6/6

edited 23rd Jun '15 5:37:41 PM by Laitome

i slowly get up and feel around for my book if it is still there...

"Ugh..."

I run towards the edge of the cruiser and look over towards the Wither. Wow, that is just ugly as sin. I raise my rifle up to the middle head. I slowly pull the trigger, but before I can fully compress my finger, I hear a fierce roar.

"SKRREEEOOOONNKK!"

A blue beam hits the Wither as I look on in confusion. I then turn my attention towards the source of both the roar and the beam.

Godzilla. And he does not look happy.

It might be because outsiders are attacking his new home, but what do I know about a god? He charges the Wither, letting loose another roar.

I grin to myself as I raise my rifle, joining the King of the Monsters in the battle against the Wither.

edited 23rd Jun '15 10:38:26 AM by TheSpinoGuy

I go back in time to give past-me some important papers, then I come back and throw a healing potion on the wither.

Looks like the final battle is coming up. Maybe I should stop limiting myself so much...

I dissolve into a massive sphere of spiritual particles. Which give way to a bewildering assortment of animals,◊ that all seem◊ somewhat familiar looking.◊

I glance around from my new perspectives,◊ figuring out what's a threat and what isn't.◊

The Pantheon reminds me of somewhere◊ that I used to be, after all.◊

Several of my pieces run off to spread my influence around the cruiser. The main group seems to be glaring at the Wither with enough force to actually harm something.

6/100: Who knows, maybe I'll get these finished in time. 2/???: The godmodder had to go and break stuff, seems I'll be forging more weapons than I expected HELD~

edited 23rd Jun '15 5:51:10 PM by The_Hyena_King

Q&A: @herobrine: Nope, sorry. No Alucard for you. Additionally, no more than two gods. Wario and Waluigi are under separate listings. @armoredfury: You're okay on both counters, but okay. @tabbune: Just a note, you probably should have checked the pantheon page. The Vikings are in the pantheon because they're lost. Normally, I'd say that they're already down in the battle, but the idea that they got so lost that their viking boat is flying is just too funny for me not to let pass. @solar: That is absolutely amazing. @sacred: Links to their pages in the pantheon please? @paradise: yes. @fseftr: I derped on that line. Should've been a few more than that. Blue and engie, since they were involved in the Trifecta. I forgot that the aspects of Unity are sort of inter-universal good guys (total stupid mistake on my part). Amp isn't because the version of his character he's using here hails from the pantheon itself. @earl: Oh man... I'm not going to make exceptions to the rules, because then I'd have to do it for everyone and it would sort of spiral out of control, but I have to admit, that would be awesome. @pillow: As I probably should have said straight-out, the treasury has already been looted. None of the usable weapons will still be in there. @laitome: Okay, I apologize, but I have to nope that initial boarding of those two gods, since apparently everyone missed it when I said there was a ‘’pantheon-wide’’ fight going on. @zbse: We moved on without you, sorry. Your book is no longer intact. It got completely busted by the paradox magic since it wasn’t all the way repaired.

@everyone: when I said come up with a reason, as a way to verify that it's not going to make random people mad in terms of poor characterization, I need a brief scene of them coming up, and why. Because seriously, the Laittlecruiser is way up in the air. Most of the gods are down on the ground, if there isn't a reason, they should not be up there. Just saying. Everyone that got their god up there legitimately will find it in the update, those who didn't just won't have the tidbit involving their god in the update. Just fair warning.

Additionally, just assume any god who is not an extreme pacifist is already down in the fight. Seriously, the entirety of all five grand united alliances, and pretty much everyone associated with them in some way is involved.

Sorry if I'm being strict, but little things like that can really bug me.

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A viking longboat, holding three Lost Vikings, pulls up alongside the Laittlecruiser. How lost? Lost enough to be way up in the air above the battle they were trying to get to. In a boat meant for ocean travel. The Lost Vikings quickly climb aboard. Solar meets up with Cecil Palmer, who somehow made his way aboard. Considering where he’s from, best not to ask questions. The two of them quickly jump over the side, narrowly avoiding the first shots from The Wither.

Trip rides Teostra on the Laittlecruiser. This does not seem to be the most effective course of action, as currently there are no enemies onboard. Armoredfury has a conversation that seems to be a good deal temporally disconnected, paradise unleashes a bunch of republic starfighter balloons, causing the missileboat to shoot wild a few times, but it should be noted that balloons don’t hold up well to blasters and ion torpedoes, so the distraction is very unsuccessful. Latios and Latias attacking The Wither from behind is though.

Having, through the course of the battle, ended up near the Laittlecruiser, their next target was apparently The Wither. That’s lucky. Anyway, the two pokemon smash through with their respective attacks, landing two hard hits on the Wither. The Wither turns and begins spraying wither skulls in every direction, trying to hit them, but the duo is too fast. The damage negating effects of this are somewhat hindered by the lower shots, resulting in return fire from the ground, some of which hits the Laittlecruiser.

Fseftr jumps over the side, landing on Smaug, somehow having bribed Smaug to to the AG side of the conflict. The two grab solar and Cecil, and head off to the Main House separately. There is the sound of beating wings behind them… And it looks like someone is looking for Smaug… A blast of icy power shoots by and those on Smaug’s back turn around as Bahamut flies into view, alone, but the greater god is powerful enough on his own. Smaug swerves away, trying to circle around to return fire, but in the process, loses the Laittlecruiser in the smoke and flame.

Elsewhere… Deathklok gets ready for a performance. No mind to the numerous other music gods already there. Who cares about things like poor planning when there’s a performance to put on? Herobrine goes further into the Laittlecruiser to try and take a nap. From the massive explosions rocking the ship, there is no way that that’s happening. Engie has a conversation, pillow begins making plans, but then realizes… he’s going to just have to try and direct their destruction. They’re both deities, there is no way in heck that telefishnesis will work on either of them.

And then, Godzilla zooms up from below, slamming into the Wither and blasting it with atomic breath. The Wither begins returning fire, and even with spino’s shots not doing a whole lot, the barrage begins to wear on the Wither fairly quickly. Jondanger’s healing potion doesn’t help its well being either. Hyena runs off to look around the edges of the Laittlecruiser, the Wither does not seem to be doing well. The waves of attacks being unloaded into it by Latios, Latias, math, jondanger and Godzilla are more than it can handle. Two Players, two intermediate gods and a greater god are a bit out of the Wither’s league.

Captain America runs out from one side of the deck, jumps off the back of one of hyena’s larger forms, grabs onto Godzilla’s tail as it flies around, flinging himself of, bounces the shield off of the Wither’s head, making it turn around right as he catches the shield and slams it into the Wither’s head, channeling all his force into it. The Wither shifts a little, dazed, and then godzilla hits again, sending the Wither spiralling down to the ground below. The Laittlecruiser continues rocking though… the Laittlecruiser’s weaponry doesn’t seem to be doing anything to it, the Laittlecruiser itself however seems to have taken lots of damage. Some of those aboard take light damage from pieces of the ship being sent flying everywhere.

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The Pantheon

The Godmodder: Hp: 3/100

In Transit: Smaug 3 rounds to Main House

Bahamut [N]

Cecil, Smaug [AG]

solar, fseftr [P]

In Transit: Laittlecruiser 3 rounds to Main House

The Imperial Missile boat, Godzilla [N]

Captain America, The Three Lost Vikings, Latios and Laitas [AG]

The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 500000/2000000. Energy:750/750. Nuke: 6/10. Supply: 78/300. Nuke x1

Wraiths x60 [AG] Hp: 5000/5000

Heavy Lobsters x6 [AG] Hp: 15000/15000

Cartoon Wars Army [AG]: Hp: 30000/33000

Teostra [AG]: Hp: 19000/20000

jondanger, shiny, spino, amp, tabbune, math, fury, coolstar, pillow, engie, herobrine, wyld, tartar, hyena, trip, sacred [P]

paradise, zbse [P] golden orb

Laitome [P]: Hardlight Armor [A]

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claimed gods:
jondanger: The Engineer, Shulk
armoredfury: Yamato, Yurnero
earl: dethklok, Eddie Riggs
trip: Jotaro
paradise: Pikmin
pillow: Bruce (Jaws), The Kraken
hyena: Nu-13
shiny: Sora
engie: Glass Joe
wyld: 7th ODST battalion
tartar: Palkia, Dialga and Giratina
math: Tiamat
Laitome: Fix it Felix

edited 23rd Jun '15 6:48:07 PM by pionoplayer

Looks like my action goes into the next round.

...

I move onward in a direction parallel to the forward-moving plot.

Wait, so the gods approach us? I thought it was the other way around. Either way, I'll rendezvous with Sora on the ground.

edited 23rd Jun '15 5:47:36 PM by ShinyCottonCandy

I throw a potato bomb at the Imperial Missile Boat.

@piono there was only one god I brought on board, Felix, not two. Victor is my own creation. Was the 500k damage just from The Wither? Also is the pantheon wide fight happening around the Laittlecrusier?

edited 23rd Jun '15 7:09:39 PM by Laitome

@shiny: Either way. Something needs to grab their attention to your part of the fight. That can be you, or them noticing something.

@laitome: Oh, duh. I'm dumb. no, the 500K was inflicted by the Wither at all, It landed like 10 shots, which were healed off by the buff you added with that charge. That 500K was dealt by the imperial missile boat. Not around. That implies it's centered on the Laittlecruiser. You're flying straight through the battle because there's no other way to get to the Main House.

So can I use Waluigi and Wario then or no? I'm gonna be out two rounds doing squat at this rate.

Me and the Vikings split up to try and repair the Laittlecruiser a bit.

So, who's the target?

edited 23rd Jun '15 7:43:33 PM by Tabbune

I don't actually know what to do right now. I produce an enormous anti-air missile and throw it at the Imperial Missile Boat, causing its engine to ignite in midair and carry it off to ruin or success, I don't much care which. Yes, an anti-air missile. Not a missile launcher just a really big missile designed to blow up aircraft. Which I threw at an aircraft-shaped, hostile god. Yep.

Sorry for the inactivity, but I was busy in other stuff.

> I fire a huge beam at a random AG since I don't know what is going right now.

edited 23rd Jun '15 8:38:16 PM by Augmentor-5L1

"Speaking of troop deployments, I'd like a few right now. Dragonfly Drones, if you could."

Alright.

A few seconds later, a trio of Dragonfly Drones descend down from the clouds, pursuing the Imperial Missile Boat. They aim at it with mounted miniguns, then fire, a literal downpour of bullets aimed at the IMB.

A pair of Engietech Technicians teleport in beside me, then the both of them get to work on repairing the Laittlecruiser.

Cripes, that's a lot of damage. I have my engineers perform damage control (read: repairs) on the Laittlecruiser and evacuate our equipment to the less damaged part of the ship.

Though I can't affect them with my powers, I can still sense them. I realize that in order to control them I will need some help. The Foundation might have what I'm looking for. I make a call to them, humbly requesting item 807 for personal use. I make sure to mention that this will be a great help for the AG cause, a lie probably. The asking is a formality of course, I just open a hammerspace portal over it from a long distance if they say no. I prepare myself some almost forever glue (unsticks only on command of me) and a duplicator for the plate.

My logic is that since Bruce eats as his primary attack, I can direct him by painting my targets as the most appetizing meal. And if his godhood saves him from my powers it will save him from this. The kraken I haven't figured out yet.

I finally decide that my chekhovs gun doesn't need the literal version to wreck some things.

"Dammit... Now I have to make a new one... No matter... I can work with memories..."

I begin looking around for an empty book. If I can't find one, I silently curse to myself and wander.

WWAHRGLFGHW! as the missile boat pounds the ship, I tumble across the deck. Those missiles have GOT TO GO! I open up a com-link to Lait.

Hey captain-guy! Does this cruiser have any anti-air artillery or what? If so, FIRE IT!!

Having vented my anger, I assemble a massive hot glue cannon (involves a fire hose, a compressed air tank and a bunch of old toasters) and point it towards the Missile boat. As the Missile boat turns to fire again, I fire the glue cannon straight at it. The heated glue (cooled to a less-runny, more-sticky state by the wind in flight) splatters over the boat's missile ports, preventing them for firing for a while (at least, not without massive risk of explosive misfire!)

That oughta can that thing up for a while!

Meanwhile... We need to curb the damage, NOW! I direct the Twin dragons to use Heal Pulse simultaneously on a particularly damaged biological part of the laittlecruiser to restore some health. (it was partially biological, right lait?)

edited 24th Jun '15 8:00:14 AM by paradisedj32

@Paradise yes the regenerative bio-steel making up the majority of the Laittlecrusier's hull and armor is biological.

3 lobsters

I thought I was dealing with that boat earlier, activate the defensive matrix, it'll buy us time. I want all Wraiths cloaked in the air searching for Fix-It-Felix. Victor when the Wraiths find him just use the ship's teleporters, I got a boat to deal with.

After taking a heavy lobster and turning it into an armor shell, I jump out of the Laittlecrusier and fly towards the missile boat at maximum speed. As I take flight all of the Heavy Lobsters are launched in boarding capsules at the missile boat. When I reach it I use 6 hardlight drills (one per arm) to make massive holes in the missile boat. The lobsters just shoot everything once they're on board.

When the search party of sixty wraiths find Felix, Victor teleports right in front of him.

Are you Fix-It-Felix Jr. from the house of technology? I got a job for you it involves the godmodder.

Yes sir. Does it involve fixing?

Yes see that flaming battleship in the distance it nee-

Say no more good sir! I am certain I can fix your airship. Now how do we get there.

Easy just grab my hand.

Soon after Felix takes Victor's hand, they are both teleported back to the Laittlecrusier. Immediately Victor begins the show Felix around the ship so he may repair the damaged portions.

edited 24th Jun '15 6:03:46 PM by Laitome

I amplify my voice to talk to Bahamut.

"We're going to fight the godmodder right now, do you think you could continue your feud afterwards?"

Exams over!

Tartar materializes in the Pantheon, slightly delayed when compared to the others, this seems to be becoming a trend... Quickly he felt Plot Armour materializing around him, it was a great power, surging and fizzling around. It was a power that could not be contained, but begged to be used. All in due time of course.

Suddenly two great dragons flew overhead above Tartar, it was Dialga and Palkia who despite the crisis that faced the Pantheon were still fighting violently as ever as if unfazed by the events surrounding their world. Giratina was nowhere to be seen, it was likely lurking around somewhere, observing. "Dialga and Palkia, stop this senseless fighting and focus on the threat at hand. You world is threatened, the Godmodder will destroy all lest we pool our powers to stop him!" But the words were in vain, as large blasts of Fire Blats, Flash Cannons and Aura Spheres dotted the skies above. Suddenly a wave of spacial anomaly could be felt coming from the huge house in the distance. And as if somehow feeling that its domain was being threatened Dialga disengaged from the battle with Palkia and flew towards the huge house. Palkia went off in pursuit, seeing his chance Tartar jumped up on the back of Palkia, who didn't resist when The Temporal Warrior landed on its back. Tartar could feel a bond surfacing between the two, as the two had immediately begun seeing one another as allies, despite this being the first time they had met one another.

And thus off went the Warrior, and the Two Dragons towards the house looming in the distance, as the ever present sense of dread and despair started engulfing the pantheon.

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And 22 charges of uselessness?

edited 24th Jun '15 4:18:52 PM by Tartar

Back in limbo... what was my charge at? i cant seem to find it.

okay.. that can't be good!

-A time skip ensues due to laziness, an epic battle has ended.- although i could have totally written an awesome fight between the reapers and a magiteck mage, I am currently trying to write a story elsewhere, and this is time consuming. just imagine black rock shooter vs dead master's army of the dead, if you dont know what that is look it up. Also the dead guys were planned to be an organized fighting force of deceased warriors from all across the everything, and my mage would have made great usage of flying, summoning magical constructs, and large explosions. whoever wants to do the adaptation, if you really really want to, feel free to take the initiative in this if you dont want to just say -time skip-.

Standing upon a mountian of defeated reapers, the mage laughs somewhat maniacally. oh MAN that was amazing! Now.... I just need to find the door in this... mess, and see if i can get it open without tearing my soul in half...

-back in 'reality'-

a portal opens up, depositing the infusion, now cured of the mind breakage, back upon the liat cruiser, and not totally sure of whats going on. huh...

One quick 'jaunt' to the hull of the cruiser leads her to partially understand the situation. oooohhhh....

how much liberty can i take with what the ODST has access to? like scorpion tanks pelicans and such. Also how many can i just drop from orbit using the aptly named drop pods directly on top of the missile boat without you just saying 'no?'

Not really sure of how to help out yet, she pulls out her favorite grenade launcher, loads it with burst bombs that shoot shrapnel, and set the rounds to detonate mid air to take down the missiles and hopefully some of the wither's skull blasts.

edited 24th Jun '15 4:30:11 PM by Wyld