Destroy The Godmodder

Well, I don't know how to PM on this forum, so I'd say use it either as AOE if we get a big enough swarm, or single-target if we get a fat enough meatwall.

@Amp: You can PM by clicking the button with the letter and arrow on people's posts to PM them.

(of all possible times...)

I know that monday is the big day, but schoolwork may prevent me from posting tomorrow.

Ah. Thank you kindly.

Okay, if I can't can't Homura I'll settle for the allmigthy lords of creation, The TRUE Masters of The Universe, the three and only... The Creation Trio

And I suppose I'm getting all three, Dialga, Palkia and Giratina? Since they're mentioned as one entity in the pantheon instead of separate?

edited 22nd Jun '15 10:01:02 AM by Tartar

Would it be alright if I had a few Demis/a Lesser or two for each Aspect? Like Beast/Plant for the Sacred Spirit, Magic/Dragons for Arkus, Technology for Neodyme, Electricity for Galvix, etc?

I'd like to claim the Lesser Narrative God Cecil Gershwin Palmer, aka the Voice of Night Vale. Pantheon info is on this page.

I would have chosen his more productive counterpart from Desert Bluffs as well, but sadly I couldn't find Kevin anywhere.

I choose the Greater God in the Dragon Pantheon, Godzilla.

edited 22nd Jun '15 11:33:03 AM by TheSpinoGuy

Q&A: @jondanger: Alright then. @paradise: Um... I've got you written down for Latios/Latias and the Pikmin already. @trip: Okay then. @pillow: You can claim both of them, neither are greater gods. @tartar: The tvtropes session of DTG takes place after the upheaval. That places her as an overdeity. @spino: Okay then. You've got Godzilla. @hyena: Nu-13 claimed. @sacred: No more charging charges. You can pour either of your charges into other ones to condense the charges together, but no more charging is happening. @fseftr: Smaug claimed. @math: Okay, you're either going to need to just claim tiamat, or two of the others. @laitome: You can't have both. Felix is a greater god. @shiny: No, hold on. You can have Sora. He's only a greater god, but that means you can't take anyone else. @amp: If it's not in the pantheon, it doesn't count as claiming a god. @earl: Okay then. Claimed. @engie: Didn't you already say why you want him? Anyways, claimed.

@herobrine: Okay, since it's at will, I'm going to have to say that Alucard qualifies as an overdeity. @TVT2... I have no idea what it'll be called. I'll leave it up to What, did you seriously think I'd tell you people? You, my friend, are incredibly naive. @coolstar: You seem to be a bit conused about the pantheon. Use the search bar at the top of the page to find the characters and the page they're on. (add pantheon to the search to find their position in the pantheon) @wyld: Okay, claimed. Hey, they've even shown up before. Also, only two gods max. Sorry, but you can't take team RWBY. @paradise: The number of pikmin you have access to? All of them. @paradise: Actually, I went and read Luka's entry... I think I'm going to nope Luka in the name of keeping this child-friendly. I don't want anyone reading this and looking up an NSFW series. @tartar: Yes. Yes you are. Claimed. @sacred: No, capping it at two gods per person. @solar: Claimed. You'd better do a decent job, that'll make this completely hilarious.

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Behind you, through the portal as the last of you clamber through, you watch the Warded Sanctuary violently explode and fall to pieces, completely shattering as its own protective magics turn on it.

Carmen Sandiego and Captain America awake and you turn to face them. Oh look, we caught up to you. She looks around, but doesn’t seem to find what she was looking for. We came for some… help. Something big is going down at the main house, and a few members of the council of shadows pulled the two of us aside and had us come look for you. Apparently our mutual ‘friend’ has been pulling strings among the divinities. And doesn’t plan to leave any survivors.

Before they can elaborate, a massive explosion is seen off in the distance. Not a regular mushroom cloud, but one made of actual mushrooms, and various other items. **** it… They got to Discord again. I hope they can wake him up before he does something bad again… Those of you already familiar with the layout of the realms of tvtropes are silent for a moment, and then quickly inform those who are not. That explosion came from almost directly on top of the Main House.

The home of the greatest of the gods. The highest greaters gods and overdeities. Also a completely impregnable fortress, inaccessible to all but those who have the power to reach it... A mere mortal should not have the power to even put a scratch in the paint.

The godmodder is no mere mortal.

You all think back on the destruction he has wrought. Even before being ascended, he has brought chaos on a level unrivalled by even some of the masters of chaos within the pantheon itself, causing several large-scale invasions, and disrupting the natural energy of the entirety of tropes. Alone. Even unascended, he has enough power to more than rival greater gods, as his ability to mind control Starscream, even after a toss of the Idiot Ball, demonstrated.

The pantheon itself is at risk. And you have to save it. But how? You are but mortals, people playing a game, or travellers pulled in over your heads. Of your number, only two have ever even heard of conflicts on this scale before. We need your help. Against all odds, people not even mention in the pantheon are our best hope. There’s a form of energy around him, or that’s what some of the Power gods said anyways. According to Batman, that same energy congregates around you, and shields you in the same way that energy has been interfering with any gods that try to oppose him. Physical plot armor. And plot armor strong enough that not even the gods can break through it. Think you can put it to good use?

After some short (say, 5 seconds?) deliberation, your group agrees. Laitome points out that the Laittlecruiser is most likely the fastest form of transport, and can be used to catch up to the godmodder relatively quickly. Everyone piles aboard the massive battleship, and quickly the group is flying at breakneck speeds towards the Main House. Soon, a massive battle can be seen on the horizon… Almost everyone from within the lands of tvtropes that has one reason or another to fight is doing so.

The battle is enormous.

Suddenly, a group of planes zoom in from a patch of smoke. Starscream never learns. Carmen Sandiego jumps off the side, landing on the leader (who is the greater god in question) and effortlessly tears off one of his engines, stealing his ability to not crash into his allies, sending him swirling about, crashing into each of the other Decepticons flying with him. Carmen Sandiego flashes a grin as she descends down into the chaos below, riding Starscream like a chariot all the way down.

That didn’t take long. The Laittlecruiser suddenly lurches. No. No it did not. Stay out of my way Cap. And keep these punks with you. The godmodder rushes along the side of the Laittlecruiser, tearing a large chunk out of it with the Blacklister… and the banhammer, dual wielded. Have fun. Two different deities rise into the air on either side of the Laittlecruiser, having picked the ship as their next target.

The Wither and the Imperial Missile Boat. One the embodiment of the end of creative constructions, the other the bane of all things airborne. You could try to dive over the side… but you’d need to recruit divine aide to get to the main house from this far away. On the other hand, there’s no way you’ll be able to find any sympathetic gods up here. Then again, you’re just as likely to run into unfriendly gods down on the ground… It’s an even bet either way.

The only thing that’s for certain is… The godmodder didn’t make a straight line for the main house. He’s doing something else first. You need to beat him to the entrance.

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The Pantheon

The Godmodder: Hp: 3/100

In Transit

The Imperial Missile boat [N]

The Wither [H]

Captain America [AG]

The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 1000000/2000000. Energy:750/750. Nuke: 5/10. Supply: 69/300. Nuke x1

Wraiths x57 [AG] Hp: 5000/5000

Heavy Lobsters x4 [AG] Hp: 15000/15000

Cartoon Wars Army [AG]: Hp: 33000/33000

Teostra [AG]: Hp: 20000/20000

jondanger, shiny, spino, amp, tabbune, math, fury, coolstar, pillow, engie, herobrine, fseftr, solar, wyld, tartar, hyena, trip, sacred [P]

paradise, zbse [P] golden orb

Laitome [P]: Hardlight Armor [A]

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claimed gods: jondanger: The Engineer, Shulk
armoredfury: Yamato and Musashi, Yurnero
earl: dethklok, Eddie Riggs
spino: Godzilla
tabbune: Erik and Olaf and Baleog
trip: Jotaro
paradise: Pikmin, Latios and Latias
pillow: Bruce (Jaws), The Kraken
hyena: Nu-13
fseftr: Smaug
shiny: Sora
engie: Glass Joe
wyld: 7th ODST battalion
tartar: Palkia, Dialga and Giratina
Solar: Cecil Gershwin Palmer

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Welcome to the finale.

Remember that there needs to be a reason for the god in question to help out, even if it's a slightly contrived reason.

edited 22nd Jun '15 8:06:48 PM by pionoplayer

What, so I can't use Alucard then?

OK, I'll gladly take Sora. As the god of Light, his abilities will be more useful than the other gods I proposed.

Well then. I guess I can't use Alucard...

Nevermind..... *goes off to look for another one*

Actually, can I have Yamato only? I get the feeling that having both of them will lower their power level, and also because I can have Yurnero without Garen.

A viking longboat appears from out of nowhere, in it are the Lost Vikings.

Where the heck are we? Baleog says.

Olaf replies. I have no idea, but we're out of donuts.

I wave at them from the Laittlecruiser, telling them to get to the cruiser.

Erik turns the longboat and try to get near the Laittlecruiser while muttering to himself. First the Nexus, then this place, we seem to be great at getting lost.

Meet the Lost Vikings. Reason for being here, they got lost.

I make a beeline for the side of the cruiser, but then end up running into someone - a man. Not tall, not short, not thin, not fat, and probably not entirely human or mortal given where we are.

Oh, excuse me! You look like an only marginally busy person; would you mind telling me what's going on?

What?

The battle. I'm afraid I got here rather in the middle of it - other duties called.

Duties?

Oh, you know, getting over the recent re-ownership of myself since the owner of Lot 37, the violet head of Hiram McDaniels, who is literally a five headed dra-

-I hate to interrupt your monologue, but does this mean you're a god of the Pantheon?

Lesser, yes, but why should that matter?

You can help us, then!

With...?

Oh, right. Newcomer to the fight, kinda like me. There's this guy named the Godmodder who's trying to wreck TV Tropes; we'd like very much to stop him. Also, he's currently bombing the ship and why are you even here?

I don't follow.

On the Laittlecruiser. Why are you here?

I'm reporting on the scene. This is an excellent interview so far, by the way!

What? I... I don't even see a microphone.

Cecil Palmer, the voice of Night Vale Radio - for of course, it is he - winks.

There's always someone listening. After all, the Sheriff's Secret Police have microphones everywhere!

This is the Pantheon!

...So?

Oh, never mind. Would you please help out with getting the Godmodder away?

I don't see why I couldn't.

Thank you.

You're welcome. Now, what were you about to do?

...Jump ship?

An excellent idea! Humans first?

Sure.

And the two of us head towards the ground.

C1: 32

Update! Edited the text to reflect the most recent episode of Night Vale I've heard, aka part 70B.

edited 23rd Jun '15 5:20:17 PM by iamsolarflare

OK, I'll just take Lady Tiamat.

I ride Teostra aboard the Laittlecruise, yelling valiantly.

And a Mr. Jotaro Kujo also boards the ship.

"What a pain... and just when I thought things would be a little quiet for five minutes."

Okay, Gods I would like:

Aegislash/Chesnaught, twin Gods of the Defend Command. They're Pokemon, which the Sacred Spirit adores, and they're Neutral defenders.

Kain Highwind, God of Dragon Knights. He's my favorite Final Fantasy IV character ,and he's one of the Sacred Knights of the GUAG. He'd be a great combat addition, and he's ambiguous, but truly good. He'd like to defend.

I claim Wario, Waluigi at Intermediate god status, and Dick Dastardly at Quasideity.

"Situation's not looking good... Boss, don't you think we should do something?

"Huh, I have an idea. Patch me up with the House of Gaming."

Moments later, a certain battleship woman◊ appears on my video-link.

"Admiral, is that you? A pleasure to meet you again, sir."

"... Admiral?"

"I did some stuff when I was gone. Yamato, take a look outside. You see that fight on the distance? We're heading there, and we need your help."

"Sir, does this mean I'm going to participate on another battle? Will I see action again?"

"Yes and yes. By the way, where's your sister?"

"Ah, Musashi. She headed towards the battle moments ago. That girl, she never can contain her thirst for a fight."

"Tch. Yamato, I need you to catch up with her and meet up with me. I'll send the coordinates when we touch down. Make sure you both are still in one piece."

"Aye sir! Yamato, heading forth!

With that, I close the link and turns towards my aide

"Think you guys can jury-rig a Wave-Motion Gun?"

Spare Charges: 18

I think we need a flying transport. Anyone got a Dragon/winged Beast Deity, or at least one with a good ride?

@piono: since their page in the pantheon doesn't list a moveset for Latias and Latios, can I just pull one out of my ass?

— (You son o-'''<we are experiencing technical difficulties. please stand by...>

...ready to resume....

Ok, at least I still have my transport aircraft! anyway....

eh heh heh... I stand on the deck of the Laittlecruiser, staring down the missile boat. Bane of all things airborn huh? shame that my feet are planted firmly on the deck, neutralizing its advantage. but I will not attack directly yet...

ssshh. I bring out an air compressor and begin inflating a bunch of balloons in the shape of republic starfighters, the sole aim being to distract the missle boat and get it to waste ammo destroying useless things.

— Meanwhile, on the other side of the battlecruiser, two bird-like dragons, red and blue, can be seen flying in. It's Latios and Latias! flying above the evil Wither, they suddenly come straight down to deal a surprise attack. Latios unleashes Luster Purge, while Latias unleashes Mist Ball. These moves also have a chance of lowering the target's special defense and special attack, respectively. Useful states to lower, as I'm quite sure that there will be no (sucessful) physical combat with this monstrosity!

@pionoCurious, who are the two who "have ever even heard of conflicts on this scale before"?

I jump down from the cruiser, conveniently landing on the back of a huge black dragon, Smaug.

"Thank you, Your Magnificence. Might you pick up some others?"

"I joined this war as an ally, not as a steed. I am not a flying pony, O Merchant of Death."

My apologies, as this is beneath you, Smaug the Mighty. Yet, perhaps you'd be willing if I doubled your payment of treasure?"

Instead of replying, Smaug flies over to try to catch solar and Cecil, and then starts circling underneath The Laittlecruiser, making sure to stay far away from The Imperial Missile boat.

edited 23rd Jun '15 9:03:40 AM by fseftr

"Oh, what's this about this godmodders?" asked a bemused Skwisgaar.

"He's the real f-riff-in' deal," replied Nathan Explosion. "And we're puttin' up some concert. I want this to be f-riff-in' metal!"

While the banter among Dethklok members was going on, a roadie has just finished decorating the sets and tuning the instruments. Eddie Riggs then proceeds to grow wings and fly up to survey the battlefield.

I'm also thinking of having a Quasidiety here, albeit on the sidelines. Namely, Wiz and Boomstick

edited 23rd Jun '15 1:53:27 PM by EarlOfSandvich

For a few minutes, I go into one of the bedrooms in the Lattilecruiser and take a nap to increase my focus and my crit chances.

Naps are good.