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Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#776: Jun 15th 2014 at 11:49:36 AM

2nd turnirino

I do something.

Plan:

28/50

Badmins:

14/20

@Dimentiosome: HERE'S SOME IMAGINATION! 23/1000

[down] No, I'm pretty sure it's no +2 or more to your own charges.

edited 15th Jun '14 1:58:40 PM by Jondanger23

Wereael The Agent from Not the moon (I may be lying). Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
The Agent
#777: Jun 15th 2014 at 1:43:30 PM

What? You know you can't do three to the same person right? [up]

"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#778: Jun 15th 2014 at 2:33:13 PM

+3 +2 for trade

I offer a +1 to Vampiric. This means you can power up any of your charges by 1. Every post, you have 3 charges you can give away to other people, but can't use on yourself. Try helping out other people with them.

______

RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   24/1000   

Aslan: 2/15

______

I shout at whoever my movie attracted to ATTACK THE GROX + GODMODDER!!!!

edited 15th Jun '14 8:07:55 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
VampiricOne What's going on? from You don't want to know. Since: Jul, 2012
What's going on?
#779: Jun 15th 2014 at 7:07:23 PM

Start summoning Tabuu: 1/10

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.
Wereael The Agent from Not the moon (I may be lying). Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
The Agent
#780: Jun 15th 2014 at 7:25:25 PM

New poster! Just to let you know, you can:

have 2 charged actions of your own, a single post action, help 3 other posters, and tell any summons you have to do a single post action. All of this, in one turn.

Furthermore, you can have two posts per round, as long as you don't double post.

A round is between the space of piono's updates, where he calculates all of the actions that happened.

The goal is to destroy the godmodder, as per title.

We haven't damaged him in a while, but the best way is through random actions or charged ones.

An AG is against godmodder, these were summons by posters.

PG's are summons by the godmodder.

Finally, GM is used more to abbreviate godmodder than game master, here.

"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#781: Jun 15th 2014 at 8:08:53 PM

Dang it. Sorry. Posted 3 times. You can only post twice, as Wereael said.

[down][down]Tubas. Yes, really. Unfortunately, he can no longer be damaged by them, as he has a 'curse of repetition' that stops any repeat attacks from hitting. I don't know if there's anything else...

edited 15th Jun '14 9:31:11 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#782: Jun 15th 2014 at 8:09:16 PM

(1st Draw.)

The Big Bad Quadumvirates have tea. 6/50


Plotkai'ing into Four Swords, Majora Kills the four links, takes their swords and links them into a whip-sword. 17/35
The Godmodder Nulls Lord Herobrine's previous charges, but some COVERS escape and aid Dimentionsome. FOR ASLAN +1
I put on Miley Cyrus singing Vogon Poetry for the entire battlefield to hear. I augment the radio to project the sound through space and solid metal as well.

edited 16th Jun '14 12:43:41 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.
VampiricOne What's going on? from You don't want to know. Since: Jul, 2012
What's going on?
#783: Jun 15th 2014 at 9:23:35 PM

Charging the Tabuu summon... 3/10 after Dimentio's share.

I cast Scan on the godmodder to see what his weaknesses are.

Granting 1 to Aslan and 2 to Creativity.

edited 15th Jun '14 10:14:24 PM by VampiricOne

Know thyself, and know thy enemy.
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#784: Jun 15th 2014 at 10:42:43 PM

[up][up][up] not just that, he also set up an anti-tuba shield

Wereael The Agent from Not the moon (I may be lying). Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
The Agent
#785: Jun 16th 2014 at 8:30:31 AM

Tabuu, not tubas, dimentiosome. Have you ever played super smash bros? He is a boss from SSB Brawl.

Not entirely sure that is his weakness, though. He just seems to get damaged more from random actions. Or piono was being nice because dimentio's attacks kept failing.

edited 16th Jun '14 12:41:54 PM by Wereael

"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20
h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#786: Jun 16th 2014 at 12:00:24 PM

Wereael,he was referring to the godmodder's weakness.

edited 16th Jun '14 3:26:05 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
pionoplayer First in and first knocked out from Saving your sorry ***es Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
First in and first knocked out
#787: Jun 16th 2014 at 3:39:43 PM

Q&A: Um... total party full heal? It really depends. The amount of health to heal fluctuates so much you might as well go with that 10 post charge and hope for the best. h2o, I'll give sergeant crits half the health of a regular 20-post summon, and increased attack power to compensate. Yes Earl, its still help with three charges. Ah, I see dimentiosome. I will attempt to implement your movie having an effect. Expect help out of nowhere sometime in the future, but not right now, I need to do some field clearing first. Don't worry, its on my to-do list. Fury, those attacks won't really have an effect right now, I'm sort of struggling to keep up with everything what with my sleep patterns going all wonky, but hang in there, screwy stuff like that will be allowed in the future. Nope wereael, the godmodder has a deep-seated fear of tubas. Its canonical. I really don't do 'nice GM' very well. Also, Tabbune, some of those buffs you're giving Boo-boo need to be charged.

PEOPLE!!! YOU CANNOT +3 OTHER PEOPLE'S CHARGES! YOU CAN ONLY GIVE +1 TO EACH!!! As a result, Raw creativity is only at 21/1000

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Wereael attempts to heal gcat, but discovers that he can't handle the levels of energy needed to provide more health to a mega entity. Suddenly, a massive series of fractals opens up in outer space, and a sudden rain of meteors showers down upon the Grox. None hit the ground, there are too many Grox ships, but 5000 damage is dealt to the mothership, 7500 damage is dealt to the unglitched battleship, 2500 damage is dealt to the damaged carrier, and all of the destroyers take 500 damage. Gcat looks on with catlike indifference. h2o summons Sergeant Crits! He throws some tickets at the guests, they all laugh at him at call him a n00b for thinking pieces of paper could injure them. Earl uses his special arm to deal 4000 damage to the mothership thanks to a large amount of spaghetti.

Ichigo sends out new orders to his soldiers, and jondanger deals 10 damage to the mothership, although we must ask: why does he seem so sure that such small attacks will make a difference? Earl unleashes a massive round of cannonfire on the Grox, dealing 750 damage to all of the destroyers. Earl touches the nightmare beast with his prosthetic arm, and pulls back as his arm disconnects painfully, vibrates at high speeds, then explodes. Wordless tosses a bomb up onto the mothership, dealing 9000 damage to the massive spaceship. Its definitely beginning to show the damage. Worldess stresses over his nightmare beast, but it seems nothing can be done but attempt to put it down.

Fury's engineers throws rocks at the glitched entities, the rocks come flying back and knock the engineers out. Ichigo increases the maximum health of the goblin mage by 500. Wordless hooks the nightmare beast up to a computer, but the computer spazzes out! Indirect takes down a bomber, jondanger does something...

...

...

Suddenly, the ground shakes and massive amounts of something shoot out of the ground completely destroying half of the grox destroyers, 1000 grox fighters, and unfortunately several of the AGs. Boo-boo, 11th Doctor, and duke fishron killed. Dimentiosome looks around, but it seems like his movie has not yet attracted any help. Well, gotta give it some time to be published and circulated... Lord Herobrine takes the whole Sensory Abuse thing a little too far and takes out one of the destroyers with the worst concert ever. The Vampiric One (welcome newbie!) attempts to scan the godmodder for weakness... apparently he does not have one to scans for weaknesses judgin by the number of falloc symbols that cropped up.

.

Battlefield:

The nightmare beast rears and charges straight at Gcat, Gcat teleports out of the way, but leaves the Nightmare beast a nice present. A one-way ticket to deep space. Nightmare Beast removed from play. The star destroyers and TIE fighters go in for a last stand, and manage to take down the wounded carrier as well as 150 bombers before going down. The goblin archmage unleashes chain lightning, killing 150 grox bombers. Kongou takes down 250 more. Draven deals 2250 damage to one of the destroyers, and the terror kraken smashes up another 750 grox bombers.

However, the tide seems to be changing again, with gcat occupied with evading the glitched entities and no star ships left to occupy the massive swarm of grox strike-craft, the fleet of fighters and bombers rain devastation upon the unfortunate AG force. Large amounts of damage are dealt to various entities. The cruisers all combine fire and unleash a powerful barrage upon the terror kraken, dealing 10000 damage to it. The grand-matriarchs unleash the evils of Betty Crocker upon the incoming destroyers, dealing 500 damage to each, and the dracolich flies up to meet them, dealing a further 500 damage to each, but taking a hefty beating of 7500 from the encounter.

The PARDISPRITE and Cassandra rush up with Sergeant Crits and the three of them bring down the wounded cruiser. The Grox have open range now, it is important to take out the heavy fire power. The battleship opens its bays, and unleashes an orbital bombardment now that it is no longer assailed by various sources, and deals 1000 damage to all the AGs. The mothership appear to be preparing for something big, and beings charging up a very big laser. three turns until impact.

The guest army finally figures out what is going on and rushes the AG positions, having too little creativity to assault the space-borne fleet of the Grox. Perhaps if they had space ships they might go after easier prey. They deal 2000 damage to the bugblatter beast, which in turn eats 500 of them. The godmodder pulls out his +3 chainsaw of bloody dismemberment, and bloodily dismembers the goblin archmage and Cassandra.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 82/100

Grox Mothership [PG]: Hp: 90240/500000 1/3: large laser.

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 92500/100000

Grox Battleship x2 [???]: Hp: 100000/100000 [glitched]

Grox Carrier x3 [PG]: Hp: 44500/50000

Grox Cruiser x7 [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Grox Destroyer x8 [PG]: Hp: 7250/10000

Grox Destroyer [PG]: Hp: 5000/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 2316 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 1862 remaining.

Gcat [AG]: 3/5

Terror Kraken [AG]: 12000/50000

Grand Matriarchs [AG]: 29500/35000

Draven [AG]: 12500/17500

PARDISPRITE [AG]: 6000/11000

Almighty Dracolich [AG]: 11500/35000

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 11000/25000

Kongou [AG]: 10500/17500

Sergeant Crits [AG]: Hp: 9500/12500

Guest Army [N]: 9500 left

And suddenly I realize how many entities I killed off that round. o.o oops. Please don't get offended, I realized you guys had been dominating the field for a while and that's not the way DTG is supposed to work, but um... I'm too lazy to spend another 45 minutes (not to mention don't have enough time) fixing it, so um... yeah. Happy Murderstuck!

edited 16th Jun '14 4:29:13 PM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?
h2obox WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST? from Texas, Italy Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?
#788: Jun 16th 2014 at 4:38:10 PM

4/10: -is put on hold-

4/40

Alrighty then. -I ponder how the Guests called me a noob, with them being only able to use safe chat and all. I then remember that it's not guests that love tickets, it's noobs.-

I fly up to the Mothership and hit it's laser charging cannon thing with an aluminum baseball bat. 'Home frikkin run!'

edited 16th Jun '14 4:40:20 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.
Jondanger23 Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#789: Jun 16th 2014 at 4:40:26 PM

I ponder the meaning of life.

Plan:

28/50

Badmins:

14/20

ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#790: Jun 16th 2014 at 5:44:04 PM

The smiths are now preparing the furnaces. 9/15

I store the Wordless' schematics for later review. One of the engineer disagrees that such weapon will be useful against the PGs. Another engineer replies that it should, because this is a 40-post charge. 4/40


I hurriedly put the meeting on hold and fire a corrosive rocket right down the Mothership Laser barrel.


@h2o: I boost your second charge. 5/40

@Vampiric: The enchanter is now helping the Tabuu summon. 4/10.

edited 16th Jun '14 5:50:03 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#791: Jun 16th 2014 at 7:24:04 PM

I scream in pain as my arm glitched off and exploded. A particle landed in my eye, destroying it. I head back to my undersea lab to get a replacement for both, given the abundance of scrap metal and energy stores. As soon as I recover, I have the scientists push their research forward again. And this time, I see the source of the odd behavior, with occasional rifts being seen and a few personnel suffering from a nosebleed. I push them onwards anyway, since not only do we need whatever it is to fight a greater foe, but the Kingdom of Zeal is really bearing down on me. 22/50

This experiment is still going according to plan. As we speak, I'm building a time machine in order to accelerate the natural process. 15/45.

@dimentiosome: IMAGINAAAAAAAATION! IMAGINAAAAATION! IMAGINAAAAAATION!    22/1000   

@Armored Fury: Perhaps your committee of engineers would appreciate this. 5/40

@Jondanger: And a bit for your plan. 29/50

I use an Eye Beam from my new robotic eye to attack the mothership directly.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#792: Jun 16th 2014 at 7:54:04 PM

I stare in utter disbelief at how things just went pear-shaped so fast before throwing a speck of dust at the godmodder. Afterwards, I begin preparing for an attack on the Grox mothership.

Justice League: 6/15

Cannon: 4/10

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#793: Jun 16th 2014 at 8:11:16 PM

"Gentlemen, we have reached an impasse. Are plans have stagnated, our warriors deserted us... I find only one solution left..."

"What would that be, sir?"

"You're all free to leave, effective immediately."

I leave all of my plans and schemes behind, and go in search of The Cosmic Reset Button for my Story Arc. 1/175

Strange, this presence seems to have backed off for a moment. I suspect that it will follow me throughout my journey.[Number]/???

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
#794: Jun 16th 2014 at 8:13:55 PM

(1st Draw.)

After Tea, Aizen orders Tite Kubo to open a portal to Dragon Ball Z Abridged. Next stop. Popo. 7/50


Plotkai'ing into the Ocarina Of Time, Majora beheads THAT Ganon and takes his sword. He now has four swords in a chain and two Ganon Swords. 18/35
Lord Herobrine gives all the participants a cookie and reminds them that the battle against the Godmodder isn't completely hopeless.

He then pleasantly informs them that the cookies are poisoned, and that their struggle with the Godmodder will end soon.

I am the once and future king.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#795: Jun 16th 2014 at 8:17:54 PM

I climb into a PTX-140R VS and fly up towards the Grox mothership. Upon entering the ship, I make my way to the laser cannon's charging chamber and begin blasting it apart with the VS' shoulder cannons.

Justice League: 7/15

Cannon: 5/10

edited 16th Jun '14 8:18:05 PM by IchigoMontoya

Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#796: Jun 16th 2014 at 8:46:02 PM

I begin to start blasting fireballs furiously at all P Gs.

The energy I charged turn black as I continued my spell with a spell I learned a long time ago which up until this point was the same as this one: 7/8

edited 16th Jun '14 8:48:18 PM by Tabbune

IndirectActiveTransport You Give Me Fever from Chicago Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
You Give Me Fever
#797: Jun 16th 2014 at 8:48:01 PM

"Uh, champ, you don't look so good. I think you did enough, the code of honor is not in effect so no one will think less of you if you..." but ignoring me, an enraged Terror Kraken lashes out at as many Grox cruisers as it can, sending them on mind trips.

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes
Dimentiosome Reproduction is not the meaning of life. from Saskatoon, eh? Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reproduction is not the meaning of life.
#798: Jun 16th 2014 at 8:54:57 PM

+3 x 1 (1 per charge) for trade.

________

I run up and catch Cassandra's wand. While it is technically useless to me, with a bit of SCIENCE!!! I might be able to revive fallen entities. Now...let's see...I have

PARDISPRITE,
a few unconscious Cracked staff, Steve? A magic wand and a sonic screwdriver. Hmm. Well, after Aslan, I might be able to summon ma heelin lazer. Hmm...

________

RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   23/1000   

Aslan: 4(?)/15

(16 unconscious Cracked staff.)

________

Oh, this is gonna end badly. MUHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!

edited 16th Jun '14 8:56:04 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#799: Jun 16th 2014 at 9:00:06 PM

I sacrifice 50 Guest Army to shoot a shadow bolt spell at the Mothership.

8/8: I finish off this spell by sacrificing 250 of the guest army, reviving Boo-boo (this time, if he dies, he'll turn into a mini-pet, not fighting as an entity, he's just there to increase my spell power)

edited 17th Jun '14 12:49:42 AM by Tabbune

ArmoredFury Free Bird from an inescapable Möbius loop (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Free Bird
#800: Jun 16th 2014 at 9:10:20 PM

Forging Scene go! 10/15

Returning to my seat, we begin setting criterias for an effective weapon to use against the PGs. 6/40


Kongou and Draven engages the destroyers while I offhandedly fire another rocket at the Mothership.

An engineer accepts the cookie and will eat it once the meeting is over.


@Omega: Here's a Robot Buddy to help you with your quest. 2/175

@Dimentio: Creativity a-go-go! ''   24/1000   

@Herobrine: I open another Plotkai portal for Majora. 19/35

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

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