Destroy The Godmodder

I continue tearing through the Grox forces, before running into the centre of the Grox, and...

5/5 Releasing my telekinetic blast, throwing all the nearby grox around in blast of energy. The air quivers around me, still vibrating from the blast.

The dracolich rears back on its hind legs, breathes in, and unleashes a torrent of inky blackness from its mouth, onto the approaching grox forces. The darkfire blast ignores armour, instead, attacking the enemies mind and soul directly.

The bomb is nearly perfect, a destructive master piece. 7/8

I add some adjustments, making sure it works on any kind of material, any creature. 2/6

I drift deeper. 2/20

@Dimentiosome: More creativity! 6/1000.

@h2obox: I influence the source code, making it easier to manipulate. 17/20

@Armored Fury: I toss a large sachel of gold over to him. 8/15

edited 13th Jun '14 10:37:15 PM by Wordless_Summons

I attack the Mothership with a lot of mini fireballs

10/10: The giant crystal drops on the mothership, piercing it, then dropping on the ground. As long as it's there, all A Gs regenerate 300 each turn

18/20: they don't stand a chance.

10/10: a shockwave ripples around me, and Guests rise from the depths of the Underworld.

Oh, Crap!.

1/40: this is for summoning.... I don't know, Princess Celestia?

1/10(cancelled if all grox die): I grab a phone.

I throw my bucket head zombie into the mothership to assist the others.

edited 14th Jun '14 8:41:05 AM by h2obox

btw, how long does tvtropes consider an account 'new'?

@earl: yeah, that's pretty much how it works. Just say you accept the trade and we both get +3s.

@h2obox:I think it lasted about a week for mine. Possibly less.

I'm kinda hoping people will help out with it to speed it up thricefold(?)

edited 14th Jun '14 9:17:51 AM by Dimentiosome

what?! A 1000 post charge?! For Madokami's sake, a game of DTG shouldn't last for years.

edited 14th Jun '14 9:10:34 AM by Tabbune

Notice: Due to how hard it is getting to run this thing, I am reducing the number of charges per post to two. As well

Q&A: fury: technically no, but it has to be a distinguishable difference. The rules are sort of all over the place on that, it depends on how plot-relevant said character is. Ah, thank you victin, I meant the witch-king. I was tired last night. Fury: entities cannot charge attacks on their own unless the godmodder/plot summoned them, or they were stated as having charging abilities when, or soon after summoning. Um, dimentiosome, you can do that charge, go ahead, it is kind of crazy, but that is what the game is about. also, what is the movie supposed to do? Even when supporting, you can only +1 each individual charge. If someone gets a +3, they must apply all three to different charges. Tabbune, you do realize that even if he just puts out three +1 trades every round and people accept all of those but give no free help, he still charges at as much as 8 a round (well, 6 now)? Also, people, you are not allowed to +3 yourself. a 5 charge will not heal everyone fully. And yes, I suppose you can, I actually just hijacked gcat because I was keeping you from getting obliterated that first attack. And sorry to everyone if I don't acknowledge commands, I'm getting all sorts of weird things and have a lot to sift through, I'm a bit out of practice in this sort of thing. (Also, Ichigo, entities only get one action per round)

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Jondanger deals 5 damage to the defense system, h2o throws a brain to the buckethead zombie, healing it for 1500 health, and then something absolutely terrifying comes out of the ground... The Grandmatriarch army. Fury heals Kongou for 2000 health and heals all other AGs in the mothership for 500. Fury examines the glitched battleship. It seems to be... broken somehow. Elsewhere, Steve? looks up in the sky at the glitched battleships and breaks into a run away from the battlefield as fast as he can. Lord Herobrine attempts to stop one of the carriers, but instead just deals 1500 damage.

Ichigo attempts to force-feed the godmodder moldy bread. The godmodder instead grabs it right out of his hands and eats it. Delicious. Earl tests his new cyborg limb, and deals 1250 damage to the damaged battleship. Ichigo summons a goblin archmage, then unleashes his canon blast, which takes down 1000 grox fighters. Tabbune casts regen on Boo-boo, Draven is summoned, and fury plays some cool music. Pardisprite and Cassandra both hit the battlefield. Wordless rushes into the mothership and tears apart 9 of their warriors. Earl attempts to use his smokescreen, but the grox have special implants, and are unaffected.

Wordless uses a psychic blast that destroys two mechas, Tabbune attacks the mothership with lots of mini fire-balls, dealing 1500 damage. Then a massive crystal drops through the mothership, dealing 12500 damage to it. The godmodder rushes up to it and shatters it as it lands. "No! Bad!" h2o summons... the Guests... as if we didn't already have enough to worry about.

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Battlefield:

Inside the mothership, the Grox are down to such few numbers that they don't even get to attack before being obliterated. Then the last Geth's rifle misfires. The bullet ricochets all around the room, before hitting the rifle it was fired out of. The rifle explodes, heavily damaging the central computer and killing the Geth. The other AGs quickly evacuate.

Outside, everyone looks up in surprise as a third of the mothership suddenly explodes and falls off. 250000 damage dealt to Grox mothership. The Imperials continue their fire-fight, but even with clever tactics (for the parties involved) the Imperials are far too outnumbered to do well. 800 more TIE fighters are destroyed, and all of the star destroyers take 1000 damage. However, 1250 grox fighters and 1000 grox bombers are destroyed in the fight. The goblin archmage attempts to slam the carrier into the battleship, but the carrier's engines kick in, the carrier merely takes 2500 damage. The terror kraken takes dwon about 1500 grox fighters, but is then thrown off by the exploding mothership and takes 15000 damage.

The nightmare beast flies up to attack the destroyers, but gets almost completely obliterated by the return fire. It does however deal 3500 damage to one of the destroyers. The Doctor and Boo-boo ride together, dealing 5000 damage to one of the grox cruisers. The grandmatriarchs, Draven, and buckethead zombie join forces and (finally) bring down the wounded battleship. Gcat teleports one of the carriers into deep space, where it is never seen again. 800 more grox fighters come out, and 600 grox bombers. Pardisprite and Cassandra bring down a destroyer.

The big bombardment hits then. Once again dealing large amounts of damage scattered among the AG forces. The glitched battleships suddenly fly through the AG ground forces, somehow dealing no damage. When they leave, the nightmare beast has also glitched out though. The Guests flood out into battlefield, attempting to wreak havoc, but not doing a very good job. They don't seem to have noticed the fight yet. The godmodder slams a shovel onto the buckethead zombie's bucket, killing it.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 82/100

Grox Mothership [PG]: Hp: 108250/500000

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000

Grox Battleship x2 [???]: Hp: 100000/100000 [glitched]

Grox Carrier x3 [PG]: Hp: 44500/50000

Grox Carrier [PG]: Hp: 26250/50000

Grox Cruiser x7 [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 17000/25000

Grox Destroyer x18 [PG]: Hp: 9500/10000

Grox Destroyer [PG]: Hp: 6000/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 3617 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 2862 remaining.

Star Destroyers x4 [AG]: hp: 1000/2500

TIE fighters [AG]: 500 left

Nightmare Beast [???]: Hp: ???/11000 [glitched]

11th Doctor [AG]: 6000/8500

Boo-boo [AG]: 5700/8500 [200 regen]

Gcat [AG]: 3/5

Terror Kraken [AG]: 23000/50000

Grand Matriarchs [AG]: 33500/35000

goblin archmage [AG]: 8250/8500

Draven [AG]: 17000/17500

PARDISPRITE [AG]: 10000/11000

Cassandra [AG]: 9500/11000

Almighty Dracolich [AG]: 30000/35000

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 17000/25000

Kongou [AG]: 13000/17500

Duke Fishron [AG]: Hp: 10000/17500

Guest Army [N]: 10000 left

edited 14th Jun '14 10:40:06 AM by pionoplayer

Well, this sucks.

edited, for two posts.

I heal Gcat, by giving him some energy from the Green Sun.

I open up Multiple portals in the sky, and a massive amount of meteor's rain down on all kinds of grox ships. 10/10 Thanks for the help, guys. =P just try and protect yourself, and AG's.

Still searching for the purest metals. 7/???. (+0, it is on hold)

I take out some dusty books, and read them. 1/10. This is going to be a healing spell, BTW. To heal all AG's to full.piono, will 10 posts work?

Gcat's Action: Gcat looks at the meteor's, and licks his paw. The meteor's are coming closer and... he teleports out of the way, saving himself. Piono, if I RP (correctly) how Gcat would act, can you actually make my commands for him count?

@h20box: I check the code for any error's, and fix them. 19/20.

@Victin: I give you an aura of wind upgrade. 14/?.

edited 15th Jun '14 8:13:54 AM by Wereael

20/20: a computer glows and blah blah blah cool code vortex blah blah blah SERGEANT CRITS SUMMONED. plz feel free to nerf health and abilities to not be insanely op. I'm not just going to makemake a 60,000 hp summon with guaranteed Critical Hits and health regenerative capabilities THAT quick. That's worthy of a...100 post summon? 200? <—- piono pls read

2/10

2/40

I throw some tickets at the guests in an attempt to bribe them.

edited 14th Jun '14 6:16:13 PM by h2obox

Just two now, huh? Okay then. Oh, and I edited my last post to address that +3 thing and how I should just use it on three different charges... By the way, is it still help with three different charges? If not, just keep my first two.

I still harvest the energy as normal, but based on some odd quirks start to take it a bit slow. 20/50 (+0, on hold until the moonbase attack was completed)

The Ultimate Lifeform is still thriving very well, but I need something that incorporates Time Travel in order to, in a sense, accelerate the process. 12/45 (+1)

The Hyperion cannons will be close to ready by now... 13/15 (+1)

@Wordless: I offer you some energy for the dream world. 3/20

@Dimentiosome: Here's something more for your creativity. Have fun! +1

@Ichigo: And I contribute some energy so that your transmission to the Justice League will be even better. +1

For my free action, I use my rocket-propelled arm to fire at the crippled mothership.

Are you even aware that charges-per-post are now reduced to two?

edited 14th Jun '14 11:17:25 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I buff Eo S's arm thing attack with lotsa spaghetti.

3/10: "Yes, EA, can you redirect me to Maxis?"

3/40

sorry, changed posts

edited 14th Jun '14 1:01:50 PM by h2obox

@pionoplayer:The movie was supposed to encourage random people to come out and help.

________

RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   11/1000   

I begin summoning Aslan. 1/15

________

Since I kinda screwed it up:

+1 x 3 (only 1 per charge) for trade.

^{Current entities} 

11th Doctor

Cassandra

PARDISPRITE

Steve? (Ran away)

Cracked staff: 16 (unconious)

Seeing that the chances of commandeering the Grox mothership have just decreased greatly, I give the Imperial fleet an update: the Grox mothership is now a target. The Goblin General begins charging the cannon again. Afterwards, I cast Increase Maximum Health on the Goblin Archmage.

The Star Destroyers and TIE Fighters, while outnumbered by their Grox adversaries, are determined to bring them down and pummel the Grox fleet with everything they've got. The Goblin Archmage blasts the Grox bombers with Chain Lightning, fighting in tandem with Draven.

Justice League: 4/15

Cannon: 1/10

edited 14th Jun '14 2:12:21 PM by IchigoMontoya

Uh... you can only have two charges charging at once, but you can put one of those on hold. (That was something Piono said.) btw.

I deal 10 damage to the mothership

Plan:

26/50

Badmins:

13/20

I give +3 to Dimentio's creativity thingy. 14/1000

edited 14th Jun '14 1:36:38 PM by Jondanger23

I give Boo-Boo a lifelink buff for the next 2 turn, all damage that he deals this turns heals him for that much damage too.

I begin to mutter some spells: 1/8

edited 16th Jun '14 2:28:26 AM by Tabbune

In that case, I should mention Draven has two charged attacks: One is a three-post charge that deals little damage but knocks every enemy it hits aside, and another is a five-post charge where he throws his axes in a line, damaging every enemy on its path until it hits a big target, reaches maximum range, or Draven wills it. Is this acceptable?

With all the money being thrown at me, I hire a team of skilled armorsmith to combine the two armor into a replica of a legendary artifact. 7/15

I round up my engineers for a meeting. 1/40

Kongou and Draven stays the hell away from the glitched entities. Draven engages the damaged destroyer while Kongou blasts the strike crafts with her high-angle guns.

Bob the summoner says that he have a date with his girlfriend and promptly leaves. Maybe I should request another summoner later...

@Earl: The engineer is flattered, but he said that he rather work as a grunt instead as the head of the project. He is not confident that his skills are enough to take the position. 14/15

@Dimentio: CREATIVITY GO    15/1000   

@Tabbune: An enchanter returns to the battlefield and helps him with his spell. 2/8

edited 14th Jun '14 7:34:22 PM by ArmoredFury

I'll be looking into the odd behavior soon enough... 20/50 (+0, will continue next round)

The Ultimate Lifeform is still developing as normal. 13/45

A flurry of cannonfire now descends from the skies, aimed towards the Grox fleet. 15/15

@Dimentiosome: More energy for your creativity. +1

@Ichigo: Perhaps a bit of this can power your cannon. +1 2/10

@Jondanger: And some more for your plan. +1 27/50

Free action: I attempt to touch the nightmare beast and see what would happen with my prosthetic arm.

8/8 I throw the readied bomb on top off the mothership, on one of its wings. I bring out a detonator, and blow the mothership out of the air.

I stress over the glitched nightmare beast, trying to figure out a way to save him.

3/6 Ultra Cool Healing Ritual of Amazement.

3/20 Dream Collection (On Hold)

@Dimentiosome: 17/1000? More creativity!

@Earl: I assign a bunch of moderately capable scientist to help with creating the ultimate lifeform. 14/45

@Tabbune: I throw a book of detailed spells his way. 3/8

The smiths are studying the replica blueprints. 8/15

I tell the engineers that instead of making another bigass killing machine, why we don't make a regular, but very effective weapon? 2/40

Kongou and Draven keeps on pounding the Grox fleet.

The engineers throw a rock on the glitched ship and Nightmare Beast.

As the Hyperion bombardment commences, I switch into a more fitting music.

@Earl: The ex-Hyperion engineer is now working on the Mammon Machine. 21/50

@Wordless: The enchanter is now helping the Ultra Cool Healing Ritual of Amazement. 4/6

@Ichigo: One of the engineer optimizes the cannon charge rate. 2/10

I cast Growth on Boo-boo: each turn, he gains +100 max health.

A keep muttering some spell: 4/8

Dimentiosome: MOAR Creativity! 18/1000

Well, that's awkward, I forgot to check for people helping me

edited 14th Jun '14 10:24:47 PM by Tabbune

I cast Increase Maximum Health on the Goblin Archmage, then begin plotting my next move.

The Imperial fleet continues to pummel the Grox fleet with everything they've got. The Goblin Archmage launches several large fireballs at the Grox destroyers.

Justice League: 5/15

Cannon: 3/10

The warlocks contribute to Tabbune's spell. 5/8

edited 15th Jun '14 9:43:58 AM by IchigoMontoya

@Ichigo: your help brings me up to 5/8 actually, stupid me forgetting to check for people's assist

I attempt to hook my nightmare beast to a computer and to decode the glitch out of him.

Ultra Cool Healing Ritual of Amazement 5/6

I continue drifting in my dreams, searching for something to help us. 4/20

@dimentiosome: 19/1000 You guessed it, more creativity!

@Armored Fury: I provide some schematics to other examples of useful weaponry. 3/40

@Wereael: I give him some other useful magic books. 2/5

16Climbing on top of the Grox debris, I scan for the ROH Marine champion, but a Grox Bomber comes in my sights first, so I shoot it. Maybe Terror Kraken took that as a suggestion, since now I see it again and the entire Grox bombers fleet is on the receiving end of its wrath.

2nd Turn

I take out a sandvich (TF 2), and eat it. I am invincible, this turn (so the meteor's won't hurt me).

I locate the second of the three purest metals. 8/???.

I note all of the AG's life auras. 3/10.

Gcat's action: Licking his paw, Gcat dodges any attack made against him.

@dimentiosome: IMAGINATION!!!!1111 20/1000.

@Wordless: I initiate the Healing Ritual for you. 6/6. you should probably overcharge it.

@Tabbune: I shout your spell to the heavens, calling on assistance from a higher power. 6/8.