Destroy The Godmodder

@Moo I thought the whole team thing was only for those directly against the Godmodder. (Gotta make my action post soon)

Updated main post. I'm not going to keep track of what side you're on, so make sure you stick which side you're on at the top of your action posts.

24/50 (powerup/equipment), 4/? (2 Solar, 1 Sacred, all last round, all to second)

I speak to Tartar and Solar. What do you say about us teaming up and slaughter these mages?

I blast a Frostbolt to the Fire Titan's face and then smash it's frozen head.

*Actually...*

I gather my voice for a loud announcement to all players. Those who share my hatred for these mages and those who are in their quest for blood, follow me and we will slaughter these mages and find that Godmodder! All mages that hears me should become more scared and be easier to talk into leaving.

Team Raikkonen, but in character, there's no talking with the mages.

2 to Tartar, 1 to Solar.

edited 29th May '15 12:48:34 AM by Tabbune

Shadows of the Dead: 6/60

The Great Skeleton War: 2/350 May need a little help with this one.

I attempt to walk up to the Mirror Mage.

Hey dude, I'm not actually in the mood to bash some skulls in. I'm asking if we could have your assistance i-

Oh wait, Herobrine said ARCH mages.

I summon a Screen-Door Zombie to attack the Mirror Mage since I'm too busy eating the corn flakes I pulled out of the dimensional fold. Turns out there really was a prize in every box. All this traveling made me hungry.

3 +1s to Laittome.

Also, who's that other player from Roblox?

edited 29th May '15 4:23:55 AM by h2obox

"Waht? ... Oh, you's a good guy now. Well, ah' dunno the continuity to this place."

I then toss the PUMP ACTION PUMP ACTION SHOTGUN to Dimentio, and then toss a grenade at the Arch Druid

Teostra Summon: 5/20

I run farther down the hallway, attempting to find someone I haven't tried to murder yet and therefore may still be able to talk down.

Team Whatever-the-one-that-wasn't-Vanguard-was-because-I-am-bad-at-remembering-names!

It's not a particularly impressive battle cry.

—CHARGES—

Old Oak Doors: 50/50; READY (+1 myself)

BAD FOOD METAPHORS AND LAUGHTER: 2/??? (+1 tabbune, +1 myself)

• 1 to Tabbune, +1 to paradise, +1 to h2obox

edited 29th May '15 5:14:51 AM by iamsolarflare

I use my 50 charges to summon... a disembodied narrator voice. Then I shield myself and the rest of the party in a batch bubble just in case the druid can blow us up.

"All seemed right with the incredibly distorted server. One of the players in said server was coolestardude, who nobody really payed attention to because he just joined at the point where there were only remnants of the mutant mob army. Oh, and he was also so kind as to bring me into existence. The other players either dismissed this event or exploded on why he shouldn't do that. Nevertheless, I'm still here. So it started raining glass boulders"

floating charge:

2

1

edited 29th May '15 5:32:08 AM by coolestardude

I stare at the titan menacingly, hoping that I don't incinerate my eyes. Then I hold it in place by distracting him... so hopefully other people will do something useful...

floating charges:

5

5

//null

Oh man, oh maaaaaan. That is definitely a bad idea, coolestardude. And I for one love it.

Ugh, this is... disorienting... I start smashing and shooting mirrors randomly with the azure armoury.

30/50 engie x3, jindra

30/50 crystal x3

2 to engie, +1 to jindra

75/75)held
?(27/? wyld, fseftr)
?(9/?)

After a quick scan I'll try to find a door on the interior wall of the hangar, and go through it. If one doesn't exist I'll make one.

Remilia will use her Red Magic Spell card.

1 +1's to wyld, fseftr, amp

@piono: Please stop dictating how PC's react to things.

edited 29th May '15 9:40:09 AM by JindraAG

Ok, I've got a bunch of stuff to do. Firstly, tabbune's power limiter will rattle violently, before shooting out a wave that disrupts his frost bolt. Then the limiter will release a crisp voice.

"Come on, Tabbune! You can do better than that. Just use your gorillaring voice and speak to them!" I say.

Next, I will drop into the Laittlecruiser and run to the commander.

" 'Cuse me, could you turn this vehicle around and focus on the large battleships behind us? K thanks!"

Then I will hop back onto the top and shout at the mages inside, using a magical megaphone to enhance my voice.

"Hello beings of this estate! I am Math, the Artificer! I believe that we may have gotten off on the wrong foot, but crazy psykers have begun invading! So it is in our best interests to remove the threat, then deal with the issue of our minor quibble with our order. Thank you for your time!"

Now, for battle! I begin spinning two complex magic circles in my hands, one in each. I throw up two ping pong balls into the air, and throw the magical circles either side of an imperial destroyer. (On that the cruiser isn't targeting) I catch the two ping pong balls on some paddles and slowly juggle them. Meanwhile, the portals either side release a pair of giant white hands, each holding their own fluorescent paddle.

I volley a ball over to both sides, and the hands expertly catch them and begin a vicious volley between each other. Then suddenly, when the white paddles make contact, the balls become oversized, firy, electrical, tornado-y and super fast. These balls smash through the destroyer, causing chaos and massive holes right through the engines and weapon systems.

50/100 Massive. Crabtacular. Mech. (Halfway!) (3 tartar)

7/20 Colossal Drill

2 to Tatar, 1 to herobrine

edited 29th May '15 8:15:07 AM by Mathleticism

I'll be on Team Raikkonen. I like to make alliances.

184/200 74/100

I open up another hammerspace portal. This one is full of water for the purpose of live fish storage. But alas, I must douse the fire Titan with it all.

2+1 for wyld

"Ah, mirrors. I guess you're the kind of person who likes to reflect upon things."

I chuckle at my own joke, then charge over to the mirror mage, each step shattering any floor mirror. Hey, this much metal is heavy. I then pick the mirror mage up, and throw him at a few broken mirrors. If what I suspect is true...

...

Oh. By the way. The Imperium of Man is outside and attacking everything.

"Dammit. THOSE buggers."

• 3 to Fseftr

Alptraum Panzer: 151/500

A small pile of charge: 36/60 (+2)

Engie, throwing people through mirrors is not a nice way to try to make friends.

He isn't an arch mage, therefore it's okay for me to throw him through a mirror.

...Does that qualify for the quote page?

I make the fire titan do the ice bucket challenge.

NEW CHARGE OF NEWNESS:

5/14

Me Phone4s:

4/20

All 3 pluses to h20 this time.

I take a look at the Fire Titan.

"Come at me, bro."

I charge at him, slashing my blade.

edited 29th May '15 12:55:33 PM by PastryPerson

I don't pick a group yet, for now.

Hearing the huge commotion, and more importantly getting my ear chewed off, figuratively speaking, by Imperial Vox-chatter through this body's Inquisitorial implants, I quickly make my way to the room with the Destroyers, occasionally blasting through a wall to expedite the process.

Having gotten within physical range after a quarter-hour of navigating by the Imperial psykers' imprint, I remove most of my uniform, brush myself off with my four remaining functional fingers, produce a number of insignia and some Inquisitorial robes, check to make sure my credentials are up to date, flip through my mission report to make sure I got everything, and prime the Imperial emergency teleporter issued to me before I left for a mission about three months ago, vanishing in a flash of light and fog to reappear in the least-attacked Destroyer's incoming teleport chamber, convince the guards I am who I, in fact, am, and walk to the bridge, politely greeting passing members of the crew.

Ok, so this body is a Psyker. I hadn't actually decided if he was a Gray Knight or an Inquisitor before now, but this makes more sense. I bodysnatched him when he was actually fairly young, and spent the next twenty years deliberately becoming a high-clearance operative for the Inquisition, where the psykic abnormalities resulting from bodysnatcherization were detected, puzzled over, and forgotten. He was deployed on a mission about three months ago, and after a series of increasingly unusual events, ended up captaining a ship of my own design, and Ac-Te Drive-ing into high orbit, where he proceeded to get himself NOM-d by Rayquaza. Everything is legitimate, fully explained, and I have higher clearance than a Destroyer captain. Now to see what you let me do.

Stuff charges!

• 1s to Wyld, Jindra, Laitome.

Painkiller 15/150

The Power of Rock 8/30

The planning stages have been completed for the motorbike, and I decide that I should build the rider as well to combat the Godmodder and whatever else there may be.

+2 Lord Herobrine, +1 Laitome

@Herobrine I'm gonna focus on getting some better gear than a very advanced sword then I'm saving my ship.

Meanwhile on the Laittlecrusier

F**K! REALLY! NOW! Send a message to Laitome ASAP! Get us out of range of their guns and fire the Yamato Cannon on my call. Open up the comm.

The Laittlecrusier moves away from the Imperial Destroyers until it is out of range and turns to face them. Then Victor replies to the Imperial Ships, keeping a calm demeanor.

This is Victor from Omnversal Incorporated and while we do not accept your demand of unconditional surrender, I don't have the authority to make that call, we are demanding you to make an unconditional surrender.

Victor waits for the Imperial Ships captain/communicator to inevitably laugh at this ridiculous demand (I mean why wouldn't they, a ship they outnumber 3 to 1 is demanding them to surrender). After scanning the enemy ships for their bridge location while the Imperium crew are either shocked or amused by Victor's words, the Laittlecrusier fires the Yamato Cannon at the nearest Destroyer's Bridge. After the Yamato cannon lands Victor opens the comms again.

So about my demand?

Meanwhile in the Fortress

I get a message on my cell phone saying ENEMY SHIPS WE NEED YOU HERE ASAP! I reply with On my way gonna get some gear and I'll be there.

After sending the text message I turn to the Arch Voidlord.

Excuse me Voidlord, sorry I missed your name. I gotta go my own way, my battleship is under fire. Could you give me directions to the nearest armory or anywhere with some powerful equipment, preferably power armor?

After getting some directions from the Voidlord I set my Glyph Blade to Rapid and run off in a gust of wind.

2 Lobsters and 3 wraiths are produced.

Lobster teleporter: 23/?? (ok how much charge will I need for this? It lets me teleport lobsters directly to other players and will break as soon as the lobster list is finished.)

Operation Corporate Takeover: 2/1500

2+1's to moo

1+1 to h20box

Lobster list: moo(5), tabbune(4), paradise(5), Math(5), jon(5), earl(4), shiny(2), pillow, herobrine(2), h2o, amethyst

edited 29th May '15 4:58:12 PM by Laitome

Noticing the Imperium of Man, Oh Boy scowled. "We need to finish this quickly." Oh Boy dropped down onto his knees and supplicated himself in front of the mighty god of plot convenience. "Uh, make something bad happen to that Arch Druid, please?"

edited 29th May '15 5:13:48 PM by OhBoyTime

RP:

Do I look like your gorrilaing pet?! I'm not killing the squiding mage, I'm killing the ostriching Fire Titan!

edited 29th May '15 2:46:51 PM by Tabbune

All 3 +1's to Fseftr. Rod of Phyrexia 19/25 True Crystallum 12/50

I toss a set of flashbangs and flashbang-equivalent spells at the Arch Druid, hopefully distracting him.