Destroy The Godmodder

"Well, onwards we go."

I do the logical thing and walk up the stairs.

• 3 to Fseftr

Alptraum Panzer: 150/500 (+7)

A small pile of charge: 33/60 (+2)

*pops out of know where and begins to rub his head in pain * Where in the hell am I

A giant wall of paradox appears before me, taking most of the attack.

"Hm..."

After the wall vanishes, I aim paradox lasers at the spellweaver.

*asks zbse* what in the hell is going on here

18/? liquid nitrogen supply -laitome

Right, I'm gonna need this! eldritch radar: '22/22 deploying!

This thing detects eldritch abominations, and as i get closer to them it also can give details, E.G. size, power, abilities,etc. It is fortified against logic bombs and such, and if for some reason it must take the square root of a negative number that it just means that the final output will be a complex number, no maths errors here! It is also capable of looking into higher spatial dimensions, so any nasties cannot hide from it by hiding in the 4th/5th/whateverTH dimension. —

I look around the now quiet portal room. I examine the controll mechanisms for the portals, to see is I can teleport in any pages for Zbse. That, and I rip up a large area of flooring with my pickaxe, in order to check for any traps/treasures/hidden passages. I want to make sure I miss nothing important here.

If I don't find anything major, then I walk up to the dimensional fold, and commence a scan with my eldritch radar to get a judging of how hazardous chasing the 'casters there would be. —

2 s to Herobrine, one to Amperzand.

edited 28th May '15 9:50:28 AM by paradisedj32

the godmodder is evil that's why we're breaking in

I see the expert swordsman, grinning as I rise.

"En garde!"

Activating my biomass armor and blade, I rush at him, slashing wildly.

I smash the fire titan's shin with a fire extinguisher.

NEW CHARGE OF NEWNESS:

4/14

Me Phone4s:

3/20

All three plus ones to wyld.

All 3 +1's to Fseftr. Rod of Phyrexia 18/25 Amp'd True Crystallum 11/50

I look at the Arch Druid, before pointing the staff at him. "Well, if you're so eager to kill us..." I whirl the staff around, touching sequences of crystals. Of course, none of this is strictly necessary when you have mental control technology and magical macro-equivalents, but eh. All mages seem to love theatrics in one way or another. Plus, a little attention seems to increase the power of any magic. The glow from the crystals increases, pulsing up towards the tipping crystal, before I level the staff at the Arch Druid once again as the glow reaches a crescendo. A ripple in the aura pulses out toward the Druid, meant to warp his own internal magic as it hits and thus cause violent, body-ravaging thaumatic shocks throughout his system.

Sir, someone landed on the ship and we got a new pickup on our scanners. There seem to be a s**t ton of mages just around the corner.

Let the guy on the roof in and stop the ship here. Give me a 3D scan of the mages position in relation to ours.

In the bridge a hologram turns on showing the fortress, the Laittlecrusier, and the hole the mages are hiding in. Using a pen Victor looks for and marks any points in the hole that could cause the opening to cave in. After finding the points he gives the order.

Let's see if they like to be buried alive. I want missiles and torpedoes to collapse these marked points. If they hit the right spots the ceiling should cave in on the mages.

In less than a minute later a missile swarm, combined with a guided plasma torpedo barrage, strike the walls and ceiling of the opening, intent on collapsing it on the mages.

Meanwhile inside the fortress:

I'm still talking to the voidlord so I use the glyph blade to heat some tea while I'm conversing.

I'm pretty sure there is SOMETHING I can do. You hear those shakes and explosions? That's MY personal battleship, the Laittlecrusier. You know what else it is, a lifeboat, a way out of this place. A way out to freedom, a new life, and new worlds. So yes we will survive this and you can too if you help us. With your help we will all survive, but we need to make sure my ship is intact by the end of this. THEN and only then can we get you that new life I promised you. As for the demons, well from what I've seen is that as soon as we get to my ship they won't be a problem and trust me on this I'm the guy who finished off a reality destroying glitch.

All production on lobsters till the list is fulfilled.

Lobster list: moo(2), tabbune(4), paradise(5), Math(5), jon(5), earl(4), shiny(2), pillow, herobrine(2), h2o, amethyst

The three lobsters currently in the Laittlecursier's hold are teleported to moo.

charges

Lobster teleporter 14/14 (lets me teleport the heavy lobsters directly to the people that I owe lobsters.

Operation Corporate Takeover 1/1500 (don't take this seriously, I know it won't be finished.)

edited 28th May '15 3:32:46 PM by Laitome

I Say to the arch druid "Mage if you want to live join us if not you will be destroyed" I instruct the lobsters to guard me

Lattle Crusier upgrade 10/100 +6 from laitiome and Ohboy= 16/100

Wand Upgrade 1/50

• 3 to Laitiome

edited 28th May '15 3:31:01 PM by MooGoesCow21

Laitome. Here's a thought.

What will happen to your "favors" if the L cruiser is killed before the rest of the lobsters are spawned?

@Herobrine Not much I can do then I'll just retire the list and leave the favors undone. Hopefully that doesn't happen cause it's one of the largest charges in the entire game and I'll be playing safe with the ship until the list is fulfilled.

edited 28th May '15 4:00:33 PM by Laitome

"Everything is falling into place, soon the coward too will fall."

As stun spell bolts approached Tartar, he turned on the Temporal Circuit to create area around himself where everything everything that came into its radius stopped moving, it's time was more or less stolen. "I dub it... Epoch Stealer Modus " . Turning Epoch Stealer Modus on, Tartar proceed to walk freely through the stun spell that was launched towards him. Any bolt that approached him quickly stopped moving, and literally floated midair, giving Tartar the chance to effortlessly walk out of their path. This in turn also working to fuel Epochmaker's powersource.

As Tartar approached the Arch Summoner and the Stun Bolts no longer posed an issue Tartar turned off Epoch Stealer. Quickly Tabbune too moved in for the kill against the Summoner, Tartar promtly went into position to support him. As Tabbune pinned the summoner to the ground, Tartar heard Tabbune saying some nonsense regarding the Arch Summoner declaring servitude to him. "What nonsense, these pawns of the Godmodder cannot be allowed to live, they are beyond redemption" With this said Tartar started chanting: "Pawns of Eternity - molecules of the aether, heed my call. Bind thyself to mine eternal servitude. EISWELT !" This spell created a Zero Energy area in a dome shape around Tabbune. This dome was effectively a prison, preventing the Arch Summoner from escaping, anything entering this area would freeze compeltely. This gave Tabbune all the time in the world to do whatever he pleased with his tasty and delicious snack.

The dome would dissipate naturally once Tabbune himself tried to leave the dome.

Tranducer Terminal^note Augmentation forthe Epochmaker that allows the transformation of one type of energy into other types of energy. 51/55 +2 from Mathlecticism making it 53/55

??? (13/???)

3 to Mathlecticism

47/???[jindra*2][sacred][amp*2][pillow*2][jon*3] 3/???

well I got popular all of the sudden, so many charges just got thrown my way.

... Oh. that was boring.

I Sit around akwardly for a moment, notcing amp's... flailing, and decide to pull out an aura tracker, since the geomancer was pretty powerful and was here fairly recently, it should be the most obvious aura once it pops up... Oh and the aura tracker happens to look like a pair of tricked out nightvision goggles. I begin following the trail should I see it. After all he SHOULD be heading for the godmodder, or a clue to his location.

My infusion goes and follows jindra's trail of destruction through thge rocks. well, this is fun. My infusion grabs some explosive charges and begins setting them every where as they walk by, along with a device that forms a map as it travels via -whatever-way-the-bats-do-it-with-sound. Echolocation or something.

• jindra amp and sacred

edited 28th May '15 8:02:41 PM by Wyld

BANKS:

Bank One: 30

Bank Two: 26

   Shadow    steps slowly towards the Voidlord, hands up to show no ill intent.

   "My ally here is right, He possesses a massive spaceship that he can use to evacuate all of the people who agree to aid us. You see the nature spirit, mage, and armored warrior back there?"   

He motions to Commander Protoh, Arkus, and the Sacred Spirit.

   "They're Gods, and so am I. Well, the warrior is more by captain of the guard, but we're Gods. Our job is to patrol the Multiverse and maintain peace. When we heard what the Godmodder was doing, we had to come to the Pantheon to stop him. Besides, the mage over there, Arkus, he's the originator of Magic in our world. He calls himself Archmage Arkus Edaine, Aspect of the Eldritch and Arcane. Ridiculous, I know, but it fits his personality. With the Aspect of Magic on our side, I think we'll be okay. I'm Shadow, the Aspect of Darkness, and the nature spirit is, well, the Sacred Spirit, Aspect of Nature. We don't like to kill, and, if it helps, I'm furious at my ally for using Paradox Magic as well. If you ally with us, we, the Aspects of Unity, will work to our fullest capabilities to ensure that you will be protected from harm. Can you please help us stop the Godmodder? The fate of many worlds depends on it."   

   Shadow    finishes his speech, and holds out a hand to the Voidlord, waiting to seal the deal with a handshake.

Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, Tabbune.

Q&A: @tabbune: I'm weak willed. I really need to learn how to tell people no. And no, you're not being stupid. The arch summoner is a he. Also, no health bar for the avatar of slaughter, I need to be able to just remove it when I feel I need to. @wayward: welcome! What the heck is going on here is that the others are currently ripping up the castle of a circle of magi, rather than hunting down the godmodder. @moocow: The heavy lobsters are large ships, outside the castle, and completely unaware of your current location. I'm afraid they are not currently capable of guarding you. @pastry: The expert swordsman was one of the living armors, and got crushed by the collapsing colossus. @tartar: Your move was sort of irrelevant because giant fire titan sort of got in the way of both tabbune and your attacks.

Note: Since it’s finals week, I’m going to do everyone a favor and put a pause on AFK wiping. Anyone who doesn’t take any opportunities to leave when the event ends and the castle collapses is going to get cleaned off the update list though, so just a warning, to facilitate this, when the event ends there’s going to be a two or three day grace round for people to make their posts to keep their stuff if they have any.

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Tabbune charges to tackle the arch summoner, only to be blasted away by the enormous fire titan that the summoner has summoned. Pillow opens up a massive hammerspace portal… The thing is, opening up a portal large enough to fit something into is different than actually fitting it in. Speaking of which, I hope you like fishsticks, because I don’t think there’s any live fish in it anymore.

Noob wanders around, looking for something dangerous. The first dangerous thing he finds happens to be a fire titan. Solar attempts to cover the fire titan in paint, but this does not work as the titan’s body temperature is hot enough to boil the water in the paint before it can do any dousing. Jondanger smashes the fire titan’s shin with a fire extinguisher. The fire titan smashes jondanger with a magma geyser.

Amp starts prepping a beam… but as he’s getting ready to unleash it, he feels something peculiar… resonance. As far out in the multiverse as he is, there shouldn’t be any other psykers this far out… He fires the laser, but to his disappointment, the weird geometries of the warded sanctuary throw it off course. Jindra follows the tunnel after clearing out the debris, followed by wyld as he discovers that the geomancer just went down the tunnel.

h2o pulls out a small packet of food, and somehow pulls the elemental chainaxe out of it. In its entirety. Fseftr, after deducing where the stairs are by watching engie walk onto them… and then seeing them as his raw power warps the concealment on it, goes up them. Paradise looks around, discovers that the portals are all nonfunctional now, and finds a page. After deducing that the only nearby eldritch abomination of any power is engie… wait, what? What about the ones outside the pocket dimension. The scanner should be picking those up too...

The electromancer looks at herobrine again. “Wait, you are one of them? Well, shoot. This place sucks and always has sucked anyways. I got stuck here for accidentally setting an arch mage’s hair on fire. I’m almost glad to be getting off this rock…” She looks puzzled at his second statement. “The Godmodder? Nope, never heard of him. Is it one of Dyerlith’s ‘pets’?” Herobrine freezes the giant flesh golem, and it begins cracking, the arch electromancer fires a massive bolt of lightning, and the flesh golem explodes violently. “Whew! That was… interesting. Well, I need to head to the evacuation rendezvous, I don’t want to be here when those things get in. I suppose I could help you out… Do you have anything I ‘’can’’ help with?”

Trip suddenly pulls out a pump action shotgun, and turns and attempts to blow Dimentio’s head off. Dimentio catches the shot with a black shield of paradox energy, then turns to face him. I would like to think that you are smarter than this, and I do not have time for someone who thinks he can emulate Old Man Henderson. Henderson is like the inevitable tide of mischievous children eating away at the contents of a cookie jar if you give them laser weaponry. You are not.

coolstar fires his fill tool gun at the walls, and misses the walls, hitting some plants instead. This enrages the druid even more. Crystal attempts to completely disrupt the arch druid’s internal systems, but is thwarted by the arch druid turning himself to wood, and then controlling his own internal workings to counter the shockwaves. “I will not be destroyed? Like all those who you have already slaughtered?”

Wayward pops out of nowhere, and looks around. All he can see is pulsating magic, and two dueling mages at the center of it. He watches as a massive storm of golden swords slams into a suddenly conjured wall of paradox magic, and the paradox mage retaliates with a laser, which is deflected by a conjured mirror. Then he asks what’s going on, and both magi turn to look at him, wondering how in the world he got into the fight in the first place.

Laitome explains to the arch voidlord the situation, and he just looks at him in shock, then kneels. “Get me out of here, and I will help you in any way I can. Thank you so much, I had given up all hope of escaping this wretched place.” Then he hears Sacred’s speech, and he stops. “You’re… you’re Unity? It is an honor.” He bows, before rising to his feet once more. “I think I know the man you seek, follow me, he might be at the inner sanctum with the Headmaster.”

Math reveals the location of the mages up ahead to the Laittlecruiser. shiny creates a tower that passively interferes with magic in the area… Considering where you are, this might not be the best idea… as exemplified as the outer edges of the pocket dimension begin crumbling, revealing the darkness the Void takes on when near a universe. The Laittlecruiser moves forwards, makes some calculations, and Victor sighs when he realizes that it’s too big. The best idea would just be to spray the inside with missiles and hope it takes out all the stuff inside.

As jindra and wyld near the end of the tunnel, both of them suddenly realize that there’s a massive number of magi waiting outside. Jindra manages to conceal their auras as they tunnel around, and come out in the corner of the same room. Jindra is awed by the massive hangar, filled with colossi, golems, and almost every standard worker and construct of the mage circle, as well as a single, massive vessel at the center. Wyld curses. Over half the circle is in here.

Over by the hole, the arch geomancer is gesticulating wildly at what looks like the arch suncaster and arch sorcerer. The arch battlemage has been patched up by some of the healers around the room, and wyld watches as the arch psion and arch healer run in from one of the hallways, accompanied by two time warpers, and begin talking frantically with the arch technomancer, who is apparently in charge of the entire operation. Then the arch shadowcaster materializes, holding the disarmed arch pyromancer, who seems to have passed out from blood loss.

Wyld and jindra watch all the interaction, then look up in surprise as a stream of projectiles begins hurtling towards the hangar from outside as the massive Laittlecruiser and six heavy lobsters fly into view. The magi throw up defenses, but a large number of the shields go down suddenly, several groups of magi are killed by falling ceiling chunks, and multiple colossi go down. The arch technomancer moves quickly enough to keep the central vessel from being destroyed, and the arch psion manages to protect the arch healer.

The group leaving portal room 2 comes out on top of the staircase, followed by Sundowner. They are in a massive room, covered on every side by mirrors. Mirrored surfaces, mirrored furniture, the works. A man, wearing a robe that reflects the light stands up from a mirror chair, and turns to look at the party. He says in a slow voice, that echoes off the walls, “How have you come to the inner sanctum? Those stairs should not lead here. You are intruders here. Leave.”

In the gathering hall, the magi prepare for another volley… only for their magic to suddenly whack out. Suddenly, neither their shields nor their attacks are working, and only one platoon of Zhukov’s army is killed. Many of the advanced magi are killed, and those that survive, as well as the arch magi, look at each other, and immediately run away.

In the arbor room, Dimentio finishes telling trip off for the attempted friendly fire, meanwhile, the arch druid begins gathering the myriad plants around himself, preparing for a large attack, clearly aimed at Dimentio, who is not currently paying attention.

In zbse’s fight, the arch spellweaver suddenly collapses, and the entire thing shatters. She shivers and grows still. She whispers with horror, “They’re here.”

In the side hall, the arch summoner manages to get through the door, leaving your group to fight the fire titan. But something big and important looks like it’s behind that door.

And suddenly, psykers.

Rather than there being eldritch abominations waiting outside like everyone thought… it appears that since their initial proliferation into the multiverse, the Imperium of Man has gotten some… upgrades. Three massive destroys smash through the barriers around the edge of the pocket dimension, and set up in a triangular pattern around it, immediately Valkyrie troop transports begin moving down to the various openings and areas, unloading large amounts of imperial guard, and one of the destroyers, while unleashing a swarm of the transports towards the hangar, begins firing on the Laittlecruiser, before opening up a comms channel, demanding unconditional surrender.

Suddenly, the roof of the gathering hall is torn open, and several vulture attack craft, only more souped up, begin opening fire on Zhukov’s army, ripping a number of the surprised men to pieces. Herobrine and the electromancer turn around as a team of psykers suddenly appear in the room. The electromancer curses. “Imperials… Like gorillaing locusts. The only ones worse than them are the clowns.”

Wyld and jindra watch as the imperial destroyer begins opening fire on the Laittlecruiser, and watch as a number of valkyrie troop transports begin moving into the hangar, mowing down magi without mercy before the technomancers and colossi step in, and begin flattening troops with their tech-based attacks, as well as the psions, who are lucky enough to not be raw magic users, and thus not having their abilities disrupted.

Shiny turns around after watching the sudden invasion as he hears the sound of an approaching hovercraft… He turns and looks as a Valkyrie transport lands in the hole made by a torpedo behind him, and unloads an entire infantry platoon. They all point their weapons at him as the Valkyrie transport lifts off to head back to the destroyer, and begin shouting at him to put his hands in the air and drop his weapons, even though he has none visible.

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The Godmodder: Hp: 8/100

The Warded Sanctuary

Imperial Destroyers x3 [H]

The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 1900000/2000000. Energy: 420/500. Nuke: 2/10. Supply: 18/300

Heavy Lobsters x6 [AG]: Hp: 15000/15000

math [P]

The Hangar

jindra [P] Black Aura. golden orb

wyld [P]: infusion

Tunnel:

amp [P] golden orb

Side Hall

Fire titan [PG] [miniboss]

tabbune [P]: dragonform. Avatar of Slaughter: 1/25

pastry [P] Blacklight. golden orb

tartar [P]: Epochmaker (temporal circuit) [A] golden orb

jondanger [P] stun grenade [A] golden orb

pillow, solar [P] golden orb

noobblue [P]

Gathering Hall

Vulture Gunships x4 [H]

Remilia Scarlet [AG]

Infantry platoons x5 [AG] 3000/3000

Tank groups x6 [AG] 9/9

Portal Room

ichigo, augmentor [P] golden orb

Zhukov’s army base [AG]

Mirror Room

Mirror Mage [PG]

fseftr [P] azure armoury [A] ultraband [A]

paradise [P] eldritch radar [A] golden orb

engie [P]

Sundowner [AG]

Portal Room 2

darkness, jada, maskwolf [P]

h2obox [P]: absolutely jacked. elemental chainaxe [A]

Lost2

Arch Spellweaver [PG] [boss]

zbse [P] golden orb

wayward [P]

Lost 3

Arch Electromancer [N] [boss]

herobrine [P]

Lost 4

Arch Voidlord [PG] [boss]

Laitome [P]: Glyph Blade [A]

chaoscreeper [P]: cloaking device. golden orb

Sacred [P]: The Emerald Nova [A] golden orb

Arbor Room

Arch Druid [PG] [boss]

Dimentio [???]

ohboy, crystal, trip [P]

coolstar [P]: The Batch Blade [A] Fill tool gun [A]

moocow [P] shield of elemental shielding [A] wand of healing [A] helmet of agility [A] golden orb

Entrance

imperial guardsmen x50 [H] heavy bolter teams x3 [H]

shiny [P] Magic disruption tower.

Zbse’s sidequest: 74/101 pages found

..

Surprise! No eldritch abominations! Instead you get something worse!

edited 28th May '15 9:02:32 PM by pionoplayer

@piono Heavy lobster's aren't large ships, they are mechs from the kirby series. And while they weren't with him earlier they were teleported to him using my 14 post charge that allows me to teleport lobsters to people I owe. I'm guessing my lobster teleporter is a no go?

Here's the heavy lobster from the anime, it shows up around the 53 minute mark:

The ones produced by the Laittlecusier are much larger, but the basic idea is the same.

@everyone Does anyone have any background on those ships cause I got none and they're doing a crap ton of damage.

edited 28th May '15 9:23:48 PM by Laitome

Lait, just post the batch of letters after the video, not the watch= stuff.

There ya go

edited 28th May '15 7:55:01 PM by LordHerobrine

I Say to the Arch druid "One last warning join us or you will be shot by our Lattlecruiser"

Lattlecruiser upgrade 17/100

Wand upgrade 2/50

• 3 to laitiome

UND' VE... SHALL HAVE VWAR~

Startled by the influx of new people, and gathering from the Electromancer's swearing, I hastily cast a spell.

Bakudō #77. Tenteikūra (天挺空羅, Heavenly Rickshaws in Silken Air)

Immediatley, every player on the field against the godmodder hears a psychic message in their heads.

"Wassup boys and girls! How ya'll doin' in this Crapsack World? Listen, there's not much time, but I have suggestions for ya'll.

WAR REPORT IS BACK, FRIENDS!

Still speaking to the crew, I propose this.

We split up. Form two teams.

The first team shall be Team Vanguard. Their mission will be to run about face and hold off the new opponents.

• Fight off the Psykers.
• Defend the Laittlecruiser from assault.
• Guide refugee arch mages to our side and help them escape the null dimension.

The Second team will be Team Raikkonen. They will surge deeper inside the castle, picking up arch mages as they go to help them break into the Godmodder's Circle.

• Plunge deeper into the fortress, taking out hostiles.
• Pick up arch mages who are willing to ally.
• Find the Godmodder's circle, and force him out of the castle.

Everyone pick a side. Lai, I suggest you run Vanguard.

If you choose not to take a side, I suggest you do the best you can in your area, and to pick an objective.

Finished with the reply, I turn to the Electromancer.

"If I get through this, I'll try to help as many people of yours out of here as possible. Until then, me and the rest of my compadres are after a madman inside here. I've sent some of them off, but these Psykers look like trouble."

"I'll help fight them off. You can either stick here or try and get your friends out. Whatever works for you, since it appears you're caught in the crossfire."

Thinking, I conjure up my phone number and hand it to her. "Just in case you need it later, or you get really, really bored."

Turning around, I dig deep into the memories of the Lingering Evility inside me, discovering who these are.

You're all ugly little suckers, arent'cha?

Turning full face towards the psykers, I use Psycho Boost on their already addled minds, hoping to drop the horde before it reaches me and the Electromancer.

The Coming of the Tropes: 201/500 (+1 Math, +3 E Arl, +2 engie, paradise

The Staff of Jarate 9/50

edited 28th May '15 10:05:07 PM by LordHerobrine

Ill go Team Raikkonen

@Moo I thought you were Pro-Godmodder (or did you change sides?)

I grab Why, dash over to the Spellweaver, and try to throw them into my book. If it succeeds, we will teleport to the closest source of Paradox Magic... Dimentio...

Im Neutral now