Destroy The Godmodder

You guys take the "gun" part of diplomacy.

I'll take the Arch mages who decide they don't want to be forced at gunpoint and jump the boat.

Also.

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Is the electromage a man or a woman?

Or are these all misogynistic mages here?

Never mind, P. It's okay now..

Oh Boy smoked some dank weed, tipping his fedora frequently. "Lead thine way, dude."

edited 26th May '15 6:03:45 PM by OhBoyTime

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Well the enchanter was a girl. I just had a thought about the electro mage: ever watch A Certain Scientific Railgun?

edited 26th May '15 6:26:51 PM by Wyld

Oh my god. YES. YES. YES.

Although if that was true, then the electromancer should really not have a problem with that flesh monster....

edited 26th May '15 7:20:53 PM by LordHerobrine

Yes but all her(Railgun's) 'regular' lightning attacks barely did more than 'make it mad' and char its... skin? when she fought that... thing.

Any ways she had to do a railgun through the center to kill it or something, something this particular mage probably can't do or doesn't know how to do, because she failed physics and basic science... or there isn't any convenient arcade tokens laying around as ammo.

I think piono will allow it :P you are making a new friend right about now me thinks.

/offtopic

edited 26th May '15 8:15:34 PM by Wyld

Misaka is an intermediate God in the Pantheon. Idk what she would be doing here.....

Eh, I'll leave it up to Piono. It could be a great surprise.

Diplomacy with Wizs: I'll try, but probably won't since in character I'm just one pissed of dragon. When I try, it'll probably involve roaring hard right in front of their faces and threatening them.

Piono: Is my charge okay'd?

edited 26th May '15 11:51:12 PM by Tabbune

I've had exams these past few days, thinking I'd missed several rounds by not posting for 3 days, apparently I didn't miss anything. What a pleasant surprise I suppose.

@fsetfr Whoa, you have a wiki page O_o Cool.

Suddenly loud bursts of energy started hitting the fortress. Despite Tartars spell being unfinished it still manged to identify the source of the bombardment, the Laittlecrusier. "The magnificent sound of lazers and torpedos pumelling this fortress is a true joy to behold. The endgame has begun, It's time to kick this revolution into overdrive!

Tartar strides fourth into the room, Epochmaker in hand, promptly starting to absorb energy into the Temporal Circuit. As the Temporal Warrior approached The Bone Colossus, he started thinking that it was impossible to bypass this monstrosity, and that's where it hit him: Let's use seismic waves to pass through the Collosus and reach the summoner. Tartar abruptly stopped, and stabbed his sword into the ground itself. The sheer speed and force of his stab caused the energy of his thrust to propagate as Rayleigh waves in the direction of the summoner. The shockwaves started curving and bending the very floor itself. The waves also propagated themselves around the room, making some of the looser parts of the walls and ceiling fall, and form a wall of rubble around the exit the Arch Summoner was headed towards, preventing his exit.

Tranducer Terminal^note Augmentation to the Epochmaker that allows the transformation of one type of energy into other types of energy. 47/55 +3 from Mathlecticism making it 50/55

??? (12/???)

Note, I'm gonna retcon a previous statement regarding the Hollow Sword core that forms the circuit by which augmentations are attached to the Epochmaker. I previously stated that it had space for 7 augmentations. Since I'll never be able to finish that many augmentations by the end of this game, I'll change it so that it has 3 spots for augmentations.

On a sidenote, can someone explain to me what Zbse’s sidequest is, and what the pages are for?

3 to Mathlecticism

edited 27th May '15 1:09:38 PM by Tartar

Q&A: @herobrine: Meh, why not. The arch electromancer'll be a girl. Not the goddess from the pantheon, but you could suggest the idea. @ohboy: Okay. @wyld: No, but I've heard of it. And yes, being clever is generally rewarded. Teaming up with a boss monster has almost as many benefits as actually controlling members of the pantheon. @tabbune: *sigh* sure... @tartar: Zbse's sidequest is just a thing where people search for the pages and once they're all found, something will happen. It is not known yet, but presumably it will involved a large buff. @fseftr: Is it okay if I expend your golden orb as well? I need to start clearing those up a little bit as well. @coolstar: You do not know where the arch voidlord is. @pillow: Yeah, wait until after the warded sanctuary ends, or for the final fight of it.

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Jondanger charges into the side hall with his sword of super derpiness, charging straight at the arch summoner, but is interrupted by the bone colossus which sends him flying against the wall with a swing of its massive hand. Pillow on the other hand, prevents it from interrupting him by throwing it off balance for a little bit by using a portion of its own mass against its master. The arch summoner falls to the ground with a pitiful squeak before summoning a troop of living armors to protect him.

pastry charges past the bone colossus as it finishes regaining its balance, and attempts to charge straight at the living armors, only to be stopped in his tracks by an expert swordsman. Pastry begins moving around within the group of living armors, smashing them up one by one. Solar anime jumps to the top of the bone colossus, and as it finishes standing back up it finally realizes that it has someone pulling its head back. It thrashes around, trying to get at solar, only for tabbune to crash into it, knocking it off balance. And then tartar’s attack hits, sending the entire colossal construct crashing to the floor.

Solar whoops as the head of the massive monster careens towards the floor, its bones crumbling underneath the weight of the enraged dragon smashing into them at high speed and the powerful shaking created by tartar. The summoner yelps and runs further down the hallway, just barely avoiding being crushed by the collapsing colossus. The living armors are not so lucky. From the wreckage of bones rises a completely intact, if rather unhappy, pastryperson.

h2o completely flips out and charges at the arch magi, running right into the attack as the wall of fire and darkness washes over him… a wave of blue cancels it out, an instant mana drain causing the attack to sputter out. The arch magi look confused, but the pyromancer acts quickly enough to slam the extinguished blade into h2o, and slams him into the ground before the sword finally sputters back to life.

Sundowner charges into portal room 2 as engie prepares to fight the two arch mages. The two of them charge straight at the pyromancer, who immediately begins hastily bringing his sword up. He begins blocking the blows, and the shadowcaster is unable to come to his aid as paradise charges forwards with a katana, forcing him to shadowmeld to avoid being impaled… and then Sundowner growls. The god drives his machete down, and before the arch shadowcaster can help, the arch pyromancer has lost his arm.

Wyld walks forwards through the rocks, calling out to the geomancer to surrender, while jindra does the same. Jindra draws out his claws, and begins tearing through the rocks, while wyld’s infusion tries to see the geomancer to laser pointer his eyes. Wyld gets through the rocks to discover, to his surprise, that the geomancer is gone already, having fled up the tunnel and collapsed it behind himself in an effort to buy himself time. Amp looks downcast that he didn’t get to use his massive gun.

Remilia leads the charge against the magi, starting off with a massive spray of danmaku that takes out 1 of each of the types of advanced magi right off the bat, while Zhukov’s army begins spraying large amounts of ammo out into the magi. 1 more of each type of advanced mage goes down under the storm of fire, but walls of earth, wind, water and ice all begin rising up, catching the bullets and explosives and dampening the power of the barrage very quickly.

herobrine comes to the aid of the electromancer, covering the flesh monster in gasoline. The monster turns around, roars, and throws a massive rock at herobrine before he can ignite it. The electromancer unleashes a massive blast of lightning sending the entire golem up in flames all at once. Shiny begins setting up what looks like a communications tower, but which, given the circumstances, is almost certainly something completely different in nature.

Math gives the speech to the two. The healer looks at the psion, who shakes his head. “He’s not lying. And he’s deliberately bringing up memories. Its that Richard who’s been sending the messages to the Headmaster.” He turns back to math. “Fine, we’ll leave you be. If what you say is true, this place is as good as gone as it is. I’m afraid we cannot help you.” The arch psion and arch healer rush off, appearing to disappear into one of the walls of the hallway.

Shadow and Laitome attempt to talk down the arch voidlord, who cocks his head, slightly confused. “Working for? Conquer worlds? The Glitch? You seem to have the Headmaster and Richard confused within your mind. Although undoubtedly, Richard’s involvement indirectly brought this destruction and death upon our circle, it was you, and your friend foolish enough to toy with paradox magic who brought the end. But do you really believe we can survive this? The end is near. The enemies of all life within the multiverse draw near. One of the worst kingdoms of demons latched onto our bubble months ago, and soon they will be here. We will all die here, and I doubt there is anything you can do.” He does however seem intrigued by your self surety, and a glimmer of hope shines in his eyes.

Zbse forms a sword out of paradox magic, and slashes it through the magic. Suddenly there is a second fight being fought, as the golden magic of the pocket is slowly pushed back by the spreading dark energy of the paradox magic. The arch spellweaver begins sweating, and parries zbse’s first strike with conjured swords, and then the next, attempting to hold him back with a network of layered spells.

Coolstar summons a fill tool gun for himself. Dimentio looks at trip. Well that wasn’t very nice. Moocow looks around, and pulls a page of zbse’s book off of the spatiomancer’s corpse. Dimentio looks at it with interest. Moocow also summons the helmet of agility. Crystal packs up his stuff and prepares to go on his way. Ohboy states for Dimentio to lead the way. The jester cackles once more, and leads the group down the hallway. Most of the mages seem to be gone, and then the group comes to a massive room. In the center is a single druid. The druid whirls on them. “So you’re the ones that ended this place. You have made a grave for all my creations, so their end shall mark your graves in return.” Rather melodramatic I should say! Almost as if you expected us. Ohboy, you might want to share some of your snuff, this man over here looks like he needs it. Hee hee hee.

Everyone feels the pocket dimension shake. The tentacles shiny had seen had already disappeared mysteriously, and suddenly a massive hole is made in the outer edges as the enormous Laittlecruiser crashes through the barriers on the outer edge and begins spraying the castle with torpedoes and laser blasts. Everyone inside feels it, and math cries out in surprise as the wall next to him suddenly explodes, blowing him out into the area outside the warded sanctuary. He looks out. The Laittlecruiser is slowly circling the massive fortress, and math can see that next turn, the Laittlecruiser will reach a large opening that was already in the castle. Said opening seems to be full of mage activity. Even though the castle’s natural defenses seem to be down, it will definitely come under fire once it goes around there.

In the side hall: The summoner scrambles away, and summons an enormous fire titan, trying to stall and let him get away, spraying about a stunning spell to daze his attackers before they kill him.

In the gathering hall: The magi retaliate. A massive storm of elemental power tears its way across the hall, ripping apart a large portion of Zhukov’s army in a short period of time.

In the second portal room: The arch shadowcaster unleashes a blast of shadow daggers right before Sundowner can cut down the pyromancer. The shadowcaster grabs his friend, and melds into the shadows, disappearing. Engie turns to the center of the room, where the fourth-dimensional fold holds that staircase the two arch magi came down from.

Zbse finds himself suddenly assaulted by a massive storm of glowing swords and light arrows.

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The Godmodder: Hp: 8/100

The Warded Sanctuary

The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 2000000/2000000. Energy: 500/500. Nuke: 1/10. Supply: 9/300

Heavy Lobsters x3 [AG]: Hp: 15000/15000

math [P]

Tunnel:

amp [P] golden orb

jindra [P] Black Aura. golden orb

wyld [P]: infusion

Side Hall

Arch Summoner [PG] [boss]

Fire titan [PG] [miniboss]

tabbune [P]: dragonform

pastry [P] Blacklight. golden orb

tartar [P]: Epochmaker (temporal circuit) [A] golden orb

jondanger [P] stun grenade [A] golden orb

pillow, solar [P] golden orb

Gathering Hall

Arch Cryomancer [PG] Arch Hydromancer [PG] Arch Aeromancer [PG] [bosses]

Whirlwind Magi x3 [PG] Floodgate Magi x3 [PG] Firestorm Magi x3 [PG] Earthshaker Magi x3 [PG] Blizzard Magi x3 [PG] Storm Magi x3 [PG] [minibosses]

Remilia Scarlet [AG]

Infantry platoons x7 [AG] 3000/3000

Tank groups x7 [AG] 9/9

Portal Room

ichigo, augmentor [P] golden orb

Zhukov’s army base [AG]

Portal Room 2

Sundowner [AG]

engie, darkness, jada, maskwolf [P]

fseftr [P] azure armoury [A] ultraband [A]

h2obox [P]: absolutely jacked.

paradise [P] golden orb

Lost2

Arch Spellweaver [PG] [boss]

zbse [P] golden orb

Lost 3

Massive Flesh Golem [H] [boss] [burning]

Arch Electromancer [N] [boss]

herobrine [P]

Lost 4

Arch Voidlord [PG] [boss]

Laitome [P]: Glyph Blade [A]

chaoscreeper [P]: cloaking device. golden orb

Sacred [P]: The Emerald Nova [A] golden orb

Arbor Room

Arch Druid [PG] [boss]

Dimentio [???]

ohboy, crystal, trip [P]

coolstar [P]: The Batch Blade [A] Fill tool gun [A]

moocow [P] shield of elemental shielding [A] wand of healing [A] helmet of agility [A] golden orb

Entrance

shiny [P] golden orb

Zbse’s sidequest: 73/101 pages found

edited 27th May '15 8:29:17 PM by pionoplayer

Since I'm assuming my ship doesn't know about the mages it will inevitably encounter:

@math I recommend you add "warn the Laittlecrusier about the opening filled with mages," to your post so the ship can prep for it properly without going out-of-universe.

Oh yeah 3+1's to moo for my ship upgrade. A total of 6+1's to the Laittlecrusier upgrade including previous rounds.

edited 27th May '15 9:06:04 PM by Laitome

Hearing the bombardment beginning, I turn to the electromancer.

"First, nice shot! Second, I'm sorry about the bombardment. I came in late- had several issues with a certain being. I'm sorry about your circle."

"I'm looking for a certain someone, who might reside within the castle. Tell me, have you heard of someone known as the Godmodder?"

Suddenly, I manupilate the powers of memes, 4chan, and trolls to violently drop the temperature of the area around the monster to 10 degrees above absolute zero. The resulting temperature drop is so sudden, it causes the monster to snap freeze, hopefully shattering both the magic holding the monster together and the monster itself.

I turn away from the explosion. Cool guys do not look at explosions.

Violently breaking the laws of Thermodynamics for teh win!

The Coming of the Tropes: 192/500 (1+ shiny, Lait, earl)

Breakout Teserract 8/50

• 3 back to engie

edited 27th May '15 8:59:03 PM by LordHerobrine

35/35, 23/50 (1 Sacred, 1 Trip, 1 Earl, all last round, all to first).

Second charge: If dragonform ends before it hits 50, It's an equipment. If not, then it's a powerup.

@Piono: What's with the sigh?

@Everyone: The Arch Summoner's a he, right? I'm not being stupid, am I?

I fly to the Arch Summoner as my draconic body begins to be covered in a red aura. ^{Charge activated}  Avatar of Slaughter. Gives me a free 5-post-charge-powered attack every 25 turns. The cooldown is reduced by 1 turn for each death in my area, and reduced by 3 for bosses and 2 for minibosses.

I also gain an 250 000 HP Bar. When that's depleted, Dragonform and Avatar of Slaughter ends. (Requesting buff for Ao S cooldown.)

The stun spell hits me, but only pisses me off by stunning me for less than a second.

I pin the Summoner to the floor with my claws, and before killing him, mutter to myself. *He probably could be useful...*

Declare servitude to me, pest. Or would you rather die? As I finish speaking, I begin to gather fire in my mouth, giving the intimidating sight of a dragon that's ready to blast fire to him.

If the Arch Summoner shows any sign of resistance, I immediately execute him by blasting fire to his face before crushing him to the floor.

2 to Solar, 1 to Trip

edited 27th May '15 11:45:23 PM by Tabbune

I fly over and land on top of the Laittlecrusier. Then I use electromagical pulses to detect the locations of the mass of mages, revealing them to the battleship.

46/100 (3 tartar)

6/20

2 to tartar, 1 to herobrine.

edited 27th May '15 11:07:14 PM by Mathleticism

I use the fact that this body is a Psyker and can tell where people are without normal sight by the imprint of their minds on the Warp to sight in on the Arch Geomancer through however much of the castle's in the way, then fire, leaving a narrow hole edged in white-hot slag straight through nearly four miles of the castle. The recoil, despite the various dampers, throws me backwards hard enough to crack the wall, incapacitating me for just long enough to get my remaining hand badly burnt by the melting accelerator coils.

CHAFL 20/20 saved.

SWAM 25/40 {+several from various}

• 1s to Wyld, Jindra, Crystal.

Painkiller 14/125

The Power of Rock 7/30

+3 to Lord Herobrine

edited 28th May '15 12:37:41 PM by EarlOfSandvich

182/200 72/100

I bypass normal rules of hammerspace and open a hammerspace portal big enough that I can just store the Titan forever. While most people couldn't store living creatures in hammerspace, I have been keeping live fish in mine for most of the game.

2+1 to wyld

Shadows of the Dead: 5/60

Wait, I have a better idea.

The Great Skeleton War: 2/350

I rip open a small dimensional food and attempt to pull out my Chainaxe.

1 + 1 to solar, Sacred, and Laittome.

"AH'L FUGCK UR MUM AND SHUV ER KORPSE AHP YER ARSE"

I THEN pull out a Pump Action Shotgun Shotgun, and fire another shotgun straight at Dimentio.

Teostra summon: 3/20

I frown at the fact that I have no idea where the arch voidlord is. Using my fill tool gun, I start shooting the walls and replacing them with air to get rid of some of the needed directions

floating charge:

1

50

Now because what I was building is building itself, I take my staff and wander through the castle until I find anything dangerous

floating charges: 4

4

Attack Charges: 19

After I configure my tower, I place the golden orb in position to be used as a power source. I then tune the tower to emit a frequency that is extremely disruptive to anyone who is in tune with magic. Somehow, though, it only bothers the PG forces.

• 2 to Herobrine. +1 to engie

I'm a kid, not a squid; get hype for Splatoon anyways!

I pull out an Inkzooka out of 1-post attack hammerspace and begin firing on the fire titan, covering it in water-based ink.

—CHARGES—

Old Oak Doors: 49/50 (+1 myself, +2 tabbune, +1 h20box)

• 2 Tabbune, 1 h2obox

Guess it's time to save the Doors for a rainy day and start an equipment charge, probably

Just a short strategy thingy.

It seems like half of us are trying to kill mages while the other half is reasoning with other mages.

....So who's goin after the Godmodder, or are we just intent on barging in here like the SS and blowing stuff up.

-Cause that's what ya'll just did. Godmodder went inside, so ya'll decided to tear the place quite literally brick from brick.

Now this may be me, but it seems like we did in fact run a hostile takeover. I'd be watching our backs for retribution, because no bad deed goes unanswered.

I go up the stairs, I guess

25/50 crystal

26/50 crystal x2

2 to engie, +1 to jindra

edited 28th May '15 9:30:48 AM by fseftr

?(75/75)held
?(29/? fseftr, amp, amp, fseftr)
?(9/?)

I'll head down the tunnel in its original direction.

1 +1's to wyld, fseftr, amp