Destroy The Godmodder

@sacred: Intangible doesn't mean invincible, you've only tried two attacks, and you haven't tried any alternate courses of action either. Additionally, you guys sort of enraged the hydra, I demonstrated right off the bat that it was both territorial and didn't like light. And you guys started beating it up.

@wyld: He probably would say that, wouldn't he? Sure, I guess that'd be an interesting end to the chainaxe. You'll know when to do it.

@laitome: belay that order, the laittlecruiser will be much better off in this event than any of the following ones. Trust me on this.

@jindra: Ding ding ding! Correct!

16/? liquid nitrogen supply

eldritch radar: 21/20?

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DAMN RIGHT I'm unhappy that my equipment has been destroyed, however I also notice that the mages seem to be charging up another massive attack rather than doing an immediate followup, thus the logical thTENNO HEIKA BANZAI!!! ...that works. yeah.

I immediately charge at full speed straight at the Arch Shadowcaster, drawing out a katana as I do so, hoping to catch them off guard while they're charging. My intention is to ram said katana straight into whichever part of the Shadowcaster is the one where he would least want an extra-sharp sword stabbed into.

Being that the Laittlecruiser is ready, I instead grant 3 s to Solarflares carpentry project.

"Ow, that hurt... or it presumably would have at least, I'm not actually there to feel the pain..."

I don't do any of the below if either of the archmages are dead or incapacitated, instead just shooting at the most injured survivor with the Azure Armoury.

"Anyways, you know what's the worse part about magic? The fact it exists."

Page 300 Special Attack Expended!

A nearly transparent blue wave begins radiating outwards from my avatar, any remaining magic in the room extinguishing itself upon being touched. As the wave encompasses the archmages, they feel their magical energy, not just leaving them, but plain vanishing. The wave eventually stops at the walls of the room.

23/50 jindra, engie

23/50 engie x2

2 to engie, +1 to jindra

edited 26th May '15 7:36:11 AM by fseftr

BANKS:

Bank One: 29

Bank Two: 25

   "Wait a second..."   

   Shadow    draws back the Party, and unequips the Emerald Nova, strapping it to his back. He then approaches the Voidlord slowly, attempting to reason with the knight, speaking calmly and collectedly.

   "Can't we be rational here? The one you're working for wants to conquer the world. He'll surely turn on you eventually. He's already turned on three of his Allies before, and he tried to take control of a powerful force known as the Glitch that would have destroyed the world if we hadn't stopped it. Not to mention that the three he used in his plan were Gods. He doesn't care who he brings down to get what he wants. He's a sociopath. You seem like a reasonable warrior. Could you please perhaps either help us take down the Godmodder, or at least let us pass? I really don't want to break my code of honor. It's something I believe we both understand."   

The Party casts a nullifying shield for the wave of Void Magic and if    Shadow    fails to talk down the Voidlord.

Plus to Ichigo, Wyld, Tabbune.

edited 26th May '15 7:57:30 AM by SacredSpirit123

@Piono gah, who to trust, gm or fellow player?

@tabbune List recipients will get them as soon as I can send them out.

This will be my action post.

Laittlecrusier 400/400 IS OPERATIONAL

With the sound and tremor of a giant anvil being dropped, the Laittlecrusier smashes through the dimensional bubble surrounding the fortress. The massive ship wanting to test it's guns begins to hammer the fortress with a long-range bombardment consisting of plasma torpedoes and lasers.

Meanwhile the combination of the ship's entry and subsequent test fire, wakes me from a two turn drunken stupor. Looking around I see shadow trying to reason with the voidlord. If he succeeds I just drunkenly shamble past the voidlord. If he fails I sober up and approach the voidlord after he's done attacking the Party.

In the event shadow fails:

Greetings sir, I am Laitome from Omnversal Incorporated and while I can't give you your old life back, I can give you something new to live for. A new apprentice, every earthly and some not earthly desire and desire imaginable, or perhaps an entirely new life all the way from the beginning. Call me if you want, I got a cab waiting. You can join me if you want.

I then proceed to hand the voidlord a business card and walk past him down the corridor.

Lobster list: moo(5), tabbune(4), paradise(5), Math(5), jon(5), earl(4), shiny(2), pillow, herobrine(2), h2o, amethyst

Total: 35 lobsters, debt will be fulfilled in 12 turns

1+1 to paradise, moo, Herobrine

ALL PRODUCTION ON LOBSTERS CAUSE I GOT A HUGE DEBT TO PAY.

Laittlecrusier stats (note a lot of these stats are meaningless now):

The Laittlecrusier: a behemoth-class battlecrusier with a few modifications
Health: 2,000,000
Attack: 40,000
Defense: 15,000

Special: Energy-Instead of turns the Laittlecrusier's specials are limited by energy (a la starcraft)
Regen: 120
Max: 500

Special: Yamato Cannon a long-range, nearly unavoidable single target blast
Attack: 80,000
Cost: 130

Special: Missile Swarm-fires 30 missiles each for some damage, can be used on single targets for massive damage or spread out over 30 targets.
Attack: 3,000 per missile, 90,000 total
Cost: 200

Special: Defensive Matrix-adds a 2 million hp shield to it's current hp temporarily.
Duration: 2 turns
WHILE ACTIVE: cannot regain energy
Cost: 250

Laittlecrusier Production Capabilities: Unlike specials these are determined by turns passing. There are two units for production, heavy lobster and wraiths(starcraft), as well was a nuke.

Supply (how much we can fit on the ship): 300

Every turn the Laittlecrusier will produce up to 9 supply of units, lobsters are 3 supply each while wraiths are 1 supply each.

The production will be what I demand it to be. If I don't say anything 2 lobsters and 3 wraiths will be produced. By deploying these units, more supply will become available for use.

Heavy Lobsters: More tank than actual combat unit
Health: 15,000 per lobster
Attack: 500
Supply: 3

Wraith: cloaking air-superiority fighters with weak ground fighting capabilities
Health: 5000
Attack (air):5,000
Attack (ground): 100
Supply: 1

Nuke: Does not use supply and the ship does not start with one
Attack: a huge AOE that deals 200,000 to everything in the radius
Production: once every 10 turns
The ship can hold and produce multiple nukes.

edited 26th May '15 5:09:16 PM by Laitome

Nvm

edited 26th May '15 3:33:36 PM by Tabbune

woop forgot gotta watchlist

I take a quick look at dimentio, and give him a point.

"AH FOKHEN CLUWNS BEH STEELIN MEH WEE MEN!" I say in a near undecipherable accent, as I begin conjuring up a powerful beast.

Teostra◊ Summon: 1/20

• 1 to Tabunne, +1 to the next two action posts.

I just noticed something. If we can godmod.... does that mean we can character control?

pls no

So... I can't make the enemies hit themselves?

You probably could, if you had the ability to do that in-character.

"Or just shoved a bunch of controlly things into the flesh of the enemy you wanted to make kill themselves."

Thank you, me, for my new recurring nightmare of being punched to death by myself via parasitic tendrils.

No. At best you can declare the outcome of your actions. But that is still subject to Piono's approval. And blatant godmodding is frowned upon. After all its the tool of the enemy

Lol, who cares. Rather just start breaking the Fourth Wall to control the characters by just making a character who can rearrange the letters in a post.

@lemur: Weee-elll. Sort of. In actuality, you can't godmod. But barring something else preventing you specifically, there are no written limits on your character beyond the OP scale, which means that under normal circumstances, you're effectively invincible.

These are not normal circumstances.

Godmodding won't work, because the godmodder, whose basis of power is godmodding, will shut you down as soon as you try it. Most likely. It might just flat-out not work, but there's nothing keeping you from trying.

Although I can tell you now that even 4th wall breaking characters would have a hard time messing with the forum game. We have an in-universe construct that acts as the 'updater' within canon, and even The Omnipotent wasn't able to successfully hijack one.

Painkiller 12/125 (13 if it's actually not too late given that it's an action post)

The Power of Rock 7/30

I grin as the Laittlecruiser is prepared for battle, as I set off to work on the motorcycle I conceived while listening to a lot of hard rock/metal.

+1 for Engie, Herobrine and Tabbune

edited 26th May '15 2:30:41 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I stare at the spellweaver and use the paradox magic to make a blade.

"..."

I quickly slice at the energy to try and corrupt it, then walk towards the spellweaver with the intent of stabbing him.

All 3 +1's to Fseftr. Rod of Phyrexia 16/25 True Crystallum 10/50

I follow the others wherever they might lead, retrieving my Shield Anchor as I do so. It goes back into my inventory along with that magical sniper rifle, and I pull out a long staff slathered in multicolored crystals, tipped with a long purple crystal. The crystals on the shaft are slowly pulsing with colored glows, matching their color. Ah, crystal-thaumic systems. Picked them up from that one world, and they're still an amazing way to integrate magic with technology or just simply prepare a huge variety of magical effects. Not too versatile, but who cares when you can pull out any of a hundred prepared foci.

@lemur: Yeah, godmodding is pretty hard with The Godmodder himself messing with stuff. And 4th wall breaking wouldn't be enough- Crystal (my character) is a Fourth Wall Observer with fourth-wall-related MAGIC for godmodder's sake and it still took the equivalent of a 150-post charge for him to use that to really, truly affect things. Granted, that was in another game, and Piono here may well take a different tack on fourth wall shenanigans. Plus, differing game rules. Yeah.

I dive away from the rock-battered ruins of my armor, then pull a disposable weapon from Hammerspace.

A disposable gravitic mass driver. A series of coils rigged to integral capacitors, a recoil-exploiter on the muzzle to avoid tearing your limbs off, a HUD-integrated targeting system, all to fire a rod of hyperdense neutrium suspended in a nanocarbon mesh at as high a fraction of C as you can get in atmosphere without it blowing up pointlessly. The rod is four millimeters wide by twenty long, accounts for half of the weapon's eighty kilograms, and once fired is capable of blowing a six millimeter hole forty meters through reinforced armor-comp plating before losing guaranteed lethality. You could line up half the united states army's compliment of M1 Abrams tanks in front of it, and it wouldn't stop until it killed four people behind them. It's disposable because the expensive parts of the mechanism burn out after one shot.

Then I level it at the Arch Geomancer, using my current body's rather useful anomalous capabilities to stay on target despite walls in the way.

"YOU THERE! STOP FIGHTING AND LET'S TALK! YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS BEFORE I BLOW YOU AWAY."

"TEN."

CHARGYSTUFFSYEY!

• 1s to Wyld, Wolf, Jindra.

edited 26th May '15 1:46:56 PM by Amperzand

I don't think aggressive negotiations are working. With the Laittlecruiser literally blowing large swaths into the side of the castle, negotiations, I presume, will get harder.

...True. I'm still trying it before I fire.

@herobrine The mages don't know its my ship for all they know its a random group of pirates with experimental grade weaponry. If anything you could have a new bargaining point. Although negotiations at gunpoint may not be as effective since the castle may be ashes after some time so their deaths are kinda inevitable.

@moo you have at least 2 +1's from me due to this round and previous rounds.

@wyld I would leverage it but I would prefer that the mages don't know that the battleship leveling their home is mine. You guys can although the crew on the ship won't listen to anything you guys say.

edited 26th May '15 5:06:54 PM by Laitome

I Look around and try to find some more mages

Armor 20/20 I now have a helmet of Agility

Lattle Cruiser upgrade 9/100 +3 from ohboy=12/100 Pls donate to this

edited 26th May '15 4:25:03 PM by MooGoesCow21

Null post

do you think colony dropping would be a wise course of action during this arc. Because my 200 charge is almost done and it's me dropping the scp leviathan. Should i save it for direct godmodder conflict?

Q&A: @earl: You're okay.

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Urgh... I'm sorry guys. Some last minute research and a few other things took way longer than they were supposed to, and school is sort of being long and tiring right now without getting much done. Sorry, but I think I missed today's update.

Freaking finals weeks...

edited 26th May '15 4:55:35 PM by pionoplayer

Haven't you guys ever heard of Gun Boat Diplomacy? We have a big gunboat and 'troops' already in their fort, besides the circle is clearly falling apart at the seems, a few might be willing to even join us if we claim something about crimes against life itself or something and say we are some kind of inter dimensional police, which isn't an entirely false statement considering our fight with the godmodder.

edited 26th May '15 5:00:35 PM by Wyld