Destroy The Godmodder

The extraction is still going faster than it had been, and the kingdom has even commissioned scientists dedicated to the extraction of this energy. 17/50

I have split so many cells that now I have formed an embryo. Even in its stage it's rather powerful, perhaps even moreso than me. 6/40

I just sit back and await the cannon-fire, even asking one of Armored Fury's engineers about what it was like working for Hyperion. 6/15

@Victin: More energy for your aura. 12/20

@h2obox: This last bit of energy could help out! 29/30

@Ichigo: Whatever the charge is, I'll help it. 8/10

For my free action, I take a shot at the glitched battleship's windshield, hoping to take out the pilot.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

I throw a bouncy, spiky ball at the Mother ship, hoping to take out anything around it

The mysterious energy starts to swirl: 3/5

I keep charging up: 7/10

edited 12th Jun '14 11:02:14 PM by Tabbune

League Champion: 13/15

I cock the hammer. 4/5

I gather about 2200 gold coins. 1/15

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The engineers shoot the Mothership's weak spot with whatever they got.

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@Earl: The engineer explains that his time in Hyperion is mostly decent, until Handsome Jack takes over as the CEO. He left the company after Jack threatened to kill him because he asked for extended lunch breaks. Even then, he notes that he is lucky that he isn't stationed on Pandora. 7/15

@Tabbune: Bob helps harnessing his Swirly Energy Thingy, 4/5

@Victin: and his Battle Aura. 12/20

edited 13th Jun '14 1:21:55 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

I fire an automagical machinegun into the mothership.

5/5: I mind control every entity to attack the Mother ship

8/10: I keep charging.

2nd TURN YO

I eat a piece of pie.

Duke Fishron flies into the Mothership.

Plan:

23/50

Badmins:

12/20

I make it 100% 9/5

@h2oblox AND... I BUY THE LAST COOKIE PRODUCTION ENHANCING UPGRADE! 30/30

@Tabbune Here's some energy!

@Earl of Sandvich I help charge the cannon. 8/15

edited 13th Jun '14 3:01:43 PM by Jondanger23

"No, not like that!" I shout. "Were you trained by the Haze or not?" Well, she could have been in 'Shelirous' mode, in which case coherent conversation between use might be impossible. Then I get an and show Terror Kracken a video of the move I want it to perform.

Seeing this, Terror Kracken launches itself at a Grox Cruiser, constricts its brow, then flips over backward violently and releases, sending it at another Grox Cruiser.

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

From white-hot lightning my aura becomes frigid ice, snow and frost. [13/?]

I raise my wand. [1/3]

I raise my scepter. [1/?]

I try to freeze some of the Grox Warriors. [Free]

@Armored Fury: I give you 1900 gold coins. +1 [2/15]

@Lord Herobrine: You find a key to the multiverses' doors in your pocket (?). +1 [13/35]

@Earl of sandvich: I reinforce the containment unit of the embryo, to prevent its escape. +1 [7/40]

30/30? DIS GUN B GUD

Welcome to my special hell.

(2nd Draw. End of Turns)

Hanging up his phone Aizen turns to Ragyo. We have work to do. 4/50

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Plotkai'ing into the Hyrule Timeline, Majora steals Ganon's sword in his sleep. He slits his throat for good measure. 14/35

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@dimentiosome: I'm not entirely sure I can give 3+ to one person. Sure. I'll give you a 3 though, if the GM is ok with it

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A unit of COVERS clothing is rented out to help Dimentiosome with his charges. +3 (on something)

I am the once and future king.

these grand matriarchs will make dem grox rekt

Welcome to my special hell.

Q&A: dimentiosome, what happened to Casandra was that you never openly summoned her. I can't just summon entities when summon else adds the final post. Players have to finish their own charges. Yes Lord Herobrine, you can give all 3 to one player.

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h2o throws a flashbang into the mothership. An unfortunate grox wandering the halls is blinded and walks into an incinerator. Jondanger deals 750 damage to two mechas with his grenade, prince's familiars summon a ghost, but the ghost is immediately shot down by the anti-ectoentity defense systems already installed, and h2o throws a rolling pin that deals 1750 damage to a battleship. Ichigo heals the witch-king for 1500 health, earl moves the bugblatter beast into the mothership, Victin's orchestra applies a double damage buff to all the AGs then Victin deals 4000 damage to two grox mechas, Aizen deals 3000 damage to a cruiser, and a fleet of imperial ships arrive. Ichigo attempts to throw glitter in the godmodder's face, the godmodder responds with a fan that blows it back into Ichigo's face.

Kongou rushes into the Mothership, and fury scans the glitches ship. It shows up... weird. The readings are all over the place, almost as if... its broken at a quantum level. Earl fires a shot at one of the glitched battleships. The bullet... disappears. Suddenly, a massive hole appears in the mothership, dealing 50000 damage to it. Tabbune throws up a spiky ball to take out stuff around the mothership and brings down 100 fighters and 75 bombers when it goes into orbit at high speeds. Fury's engineers open fire on the mothership, dealing 7500 damage, and Tabbune fires his miniguns into it dealing 8000 damage, but his mind-control spell overloads due to the number of Grox, causing a magical backlash that appears to have hurt quite a lot. Duke Fishron enters the mothership, indirect chews out the terror kraken, Victin freezes two grox warrior solid, killing them.

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Battlefield:

Out on the battlefield, the witch-king and Geth coordinate their attack, bringing down 500 Grox bombers. The Imperial ships get into a massive fire-fight with the small craft of the Grox, losing 700 TIE fighters, and all of the star destroyers lose 500 health, but large numbers of the Grox ships are gone, almost all of them completely obliterated. The terror kraken smashes into a cruiser, completely destroying it, M0rg07h, the nightmare beast, and most of the other AG forces perform a massive combined attack on one of the battleships, dealing 30000 damage to it.

The Grox carriers finally unleash their swarms, adding 5000 fighters and 3750 bombers into the fray. The Grox capitol ships once again unleash a massive barrage upon the AG forces, dealing damage to various entities. Then the glitched ships glitch. Like the graphical glitches where the pixels warp sideways, only in 3d. And scarier. Suddenly, one of the ships appears tearing through the hull of the mothership, dealing 25000 damage to it, the other crashes into Gcat and the Geth. Gcat reappears outside and hisses at it, having taken 1 damage, when the ship glitches back into space, the Geth are gone. The godmodder teleports up to the witch-king and M0rg07h. "You know what, I never liked Lord of the Rings" and beheads both of them.

Meanwhile inside the mothership, the geth inside take down a Grox warrior, Kongou takes down two mechas, the bugblatter beast eats 8 Grox warriors, and the dracolich deals 15000 damage to the defense system. Duke Fishron takes out three more warriors. The warriors fire back on the Geth, killing four of them, and dealing 2500 damage to duke fishron, and the mechas retaliate on Kongou, dealing 5000 damage to her. The defense system fires loads of rockets into the dracolich, dealing 5000 damage to it.

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Battlefield:

Godmodder [GM]: Hp: 82/100

Grox Mothership [PG]: Hp: 372250/500000

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000

Grox Battleship x2 [PG]: Hp: 100000/100000 [glitched]

Grox Battleship [PG]: Hp: 17000/100000

Grox Carrier x4 [PG]: Hp: 44500/50000

Grox Carrier [PG]: Hp: 30250/50000

Grox Cruiser x7 [PG]: Hp: 25000/25000

Grox Cruiser [PG]: Hp: 22000/25000

Grox Destroyer x20 [PG]: Hp: 9500/10000

Grox Bombers [PG]: 4017 remaining

Grox Fighters [PG]: 5712 remaining.

Star Destroyers x4 [AG]: hp: 2000/2500

TIE fighters [AG]: 1300 left

Nightmare Beast [AG]: Hp: 7050/11000

11th Doctor [AG]: 6500/8500

Boo-boo [AG]: 6500/8500

Gcat [AG]: 3/5

Buckethead Zombie [AG]: 5000/10000

Terror Kraken [AG]: 40000/50000

Area: The Mothership:

Almighty Dracolich [AG]: 30000/35000

Geth [AG]: Hp: 300/300

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal [AG]: 18000/25000

Kongou [AG]: 12000/17500

Duke Fishron [AG]: Hp: 11000/17500

Grox Warriors x11 [PG]: Hp: 1500/1500

Grox Mechas x6 [PG]: Hp: 5000/5000

Grox Mechas x2 [PG]: Hp: 2250/5000

Defense System [PG]: Hp: 10000/25000

edited 14th Jun '14 9:52:54 AM by pionoplayer

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

I deal 5 damage to the Defense System

Plan:

24/50

Badmins:

13/20

Oh man. Here it comes.

"We rise."

30/30. GRAND MATRIARCHS SUMMONED.

14/20

9/10: I slam my staff into the ground.

I throw a brain to the bucket head zombie.

Welcome to my special hell.

Question: Does a variation of a character counts as the same character (e.g. Classic!Optimus and New!Optimus)?

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A champion approaches! Who could it be? 14/15

I fire five health grenades at the AGs outside and two at Kongou. 5/5

I buy a Cloth Armor for 400 gold. 3/15

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Kongou decides to do the smart thing and takes cover behind the Almighty Dracolich.

I decide to observe the glitched ship carefully. Right now it seems to be destroying its own allies. I wonder if we can use this for our advantage?

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@Jon: I do something that should make the badmins arrive faster. 14/20

@Herobrine: The engineers send a loyal Robot Buddy to Majora's side. Hopefully it will help her with her plans. 15/35

edited 13th Jun '14 8:17:05 PM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

"You know, maybe its not you but me. Seems I underestimated your strength. Here try this one..." fallen Grox debris blocks out my screen. Without my direction, Terror Kraken lashes out with its arms, swatting Grox fighters.

That's why he wants you to have the money. Not so you can buy 14 Cadillacs but so you can help build up the wastes

(1st Draw.)

Calling a group meeting, Aizen summons the great Madara Uchiha and Blackbeard to help out with the machine. 5/50

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Plotkai'ing into Phantom Hourglass, Majora desecrates the temple of Bellum and harvests all the Phantom metal for forging with assistance from a Robot Buddy. 16/35

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Much traveling in the dimensions has awarded a 3+ charge to Lord Herobrine, who will save it for later.

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Free action: I train my railgun on the Grox Carrier's engines and try to disable its motion.

edited 13th Jun '14 6:14:44 PM by LordHerobrine

I am the once and future king.

I decide to use the power of Rule of Funny and force-feed the godmodder a piece of moldy bread, then send out a call to the Justice League of America.

The Star Destroyers and TIE Fighters continue to battle the Grox fleet, using quick thinking and clever tactics to throw their highly-numbered opponents off balance. Two Imperial pilots land their TIE Fighters in the mothership's air and hop out with their blasters drawn.

GP-1 and his Geth squad concentrate their fire on the Grox mechas. The two Imperial pilots join the fray and take cover, then one of them begins firing on the Grox warriors while the other fires on the defense system.

Goblin Archmage: 6/7

Charges: 9/10

Justice League: 1/15

edited 13th Jun '14 7:10:15 PM by IchigoMontoya

Breakthroughs are still being made in regards to the source of this energy. 18/50

Upon seeing the Grand Matriarchs have been summoned, I take a bit of a DNA sample, and I believe that this experiment should take a bit more time based upon how powerful this would become... 8/45

I reply to the engineer that I can fully understand the predicament. I also wonder about his impressions on Mr. Blake, for from what I see he's kinda decent. 9/15

@Armored Fury: Belgium! While the Bugblatter Beast was heading towards the mothership, I accidentally dropped my towel and got my arm bitten clean off before I put the towel back on and allowed the beast to continue on its way, once again thinking it didn't see me. Good thing I signed that insurance form with the Vogons because now I have a new prosthetic arm and some money to boot. Here's this money for your equipment. -transfers to bank account- You'd need more than cloth armor. 4/15

@Jondanger: Perhaps this bit of energy can help bring your plan to fruition. 25/50

@h2obox: Here's a new power source. It now runs TF2 in the crispest settings remotely possible. 15/20

Free Action: Seeing that my new prosthetic arm has an ammunition system, I decide to test it out on the wounded, non-glitched battleship, sending a small rocket at it.

edited 13th Jun '14 8:32:47 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

To quote pionoplayer: "The godmodder teleports up to the godmodder and M0rg07h. "You know what, I never liked Lord of the Rings" and beheads both of them." Does this mean we did another hit? XP

Goblin Archmage: 7/7

Charges: 10/10

The Goblin General aims the cannon at the Grox fighters, then hits them with the fully charged blast. At the same time, the Goblin Archmage arrives on the scene and with the hood of his dark cloak raised, strolls onto the battlefield. I climb into the downed Titunev and manage to reactivate its weapons systems, then aim its cannons at the Grox destroyers and open fire on them.

One of the Star Destroyers fires its turbolasers at the Grox bombers while the other three deal with the rest of the fleet alongside the TIE Fighters, who begin outmaneuvering their Grox foes with feats such as Wronski Feints and tricking them into firing upon their allies. The Goblin Archmage pulls out his staff, then points it at a Grox carrier, using magic to grab and hurl it at the non-glitched battleship.

GP-1's squad continue their push against the Grox mechas while the Imperial pilots continue firing upon their respective foes.

Justice League: 2/15

edited 13th Jun '14 9:29:06 PM by IchigoMontoya

I cast regeneration on Boo-boo, with it, he heals 200 damage each turn.

A giant crystal starts to materialize above the mothership: 9/10

Another question: If an entity charges an attack, does it count towards our 3 charge limit?

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"Welcome to the League of Draven!"

Draven, The Glorious Executioner◊ has been summoned! 15/15

With his pair of wicked throwing axes, Draven excels at dealing large amount of damage and finishing off wounded enemies. His defensive stats isn't very high though, so he's going to need some support.

I kindly thank Victin and Earl for the donations. I then buy a Chain Vest for 720 gold. 5/15

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After broadcasting that horrifying video on every monitor in the Grox fleet, Draven jumps into the airlock, poses, and throws his axes at the damaged Grox mecha. Kongou blasts the ship's defense system from the safety of her cover.

Meanwhile, I play some 80's Darksynth on my headset.

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@Earl: The engineer admits that he never personally met Blake, but he thinks that since his agenda seems to oppose Jack, Blake might be planning a takeover of the company himself. 10/15

@Ichigo: I redirect the message through a Hyperspace comm-link. It should arrive faster now. 2/15

@h20: The engineer optimizes the engine to take advantage of the new power source. 16/20

edited 14th Jun '14 6:00:13 AM by ArmoredFury

More than Freedom, more than Justice, all I want is...

Movie: 20/20 Finally, after all that stupidity and hardship, we have the movie ready. For some reason or other, there are Transformers, Power Rangers, ponies, demons and Twinbuilder. Man. This'll be awesome.

Okay...so...hmm...think...think...think...

Now, this might be a bit ridiculous, and that's fine if it is, just completely disregard it, but...

______

RAW CREATIVITY!!!!!!!!

   4/1000   

That Godmodder can go skewer himself.

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Entities not yet on battlefield:

Cassandra (10/10)

PARDISPRITE

(11/10)

I order both to ATTACK!!!

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+3 for trade.

...Did I just open up a Can Of Worms by doing that? I dunno. I just figured that a 1000-post charge would be awesome.

edited 13th Jun '14 8:49:20 PM by Dimentiosome

Also HOLY FaCKING SHeT!!!!!!!

I wander into the mothership's bridge, to find a massive battle going on. I grin, before wielding my axe, and bashing through the grox force. After a couple swings, a loud hissing sounds outside the ship, before...

10/10 The rocket crashes into the bridge, its door swinging open to reveal the chosen weapons. I attach to my hands,two lighting claws, buzzing with energy and ready for battle. I charge the grox, and show them that I mean business. By tearing them into shreads.

The dracolich continues taking apart the defence system, ripping and tearing with all its might.

Telekinetic blast 5/5 (On hold)

The bomb continues to gather in strength... 6/8

I begin to construct a powerful ritual, enough energy to neatly fix mechanical structures... 1/6

I fall asleep. 1/20

@Dimentiosome: I supply creativity. 5/1000. Good luck.

@Victin: I give some of my excess aura to his aura. 14/??

@Earl: I supply some scientific papers on DNA and super soliders. 9/45

Wait! ... Ok, you can go now.

The engineers continue to harvest and refine the energy from deep within the earth. Nonetheless, I have heard that there were some odd behavior going on amongst a couple of my staff. I still go with the harvest, but even then continue to keep an eye on possible repercussions. 20/50 (thanks Dimentio)

My experiment is still doing rather well. The embryo has gathered several techniques based from the genetic coding I've given it. I've looked more into this experiment and see that it would take years to perfect, so I try to find a workaround. 11/45 (Thank you Wordless and Dimentio!)

I nod at the ex-Hyperion engineer and even give him a position overseeing the energy-harnessing project thanks to his helpfulness. 12/15 (All part of the trade, see below)

@Dimentiosome: Enjoy my buttloada energy (+3 Trade)! Or is it how it works?

And for my free action, I decide to try my robotic arm's smokescreen on the Grox.

edited 14th Jun '14 10:51:24 AM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.